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(Sun Sentinel)   "When police searched the apartment they found cash, money ledgers, condoms and the cookie jar"   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 25
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2014-05-12 02:47:43 PM  
oddcrime.com

He's 7 foot 4?
 
2014-05-12 02:57:30 PM  
"The defendant stated that he knew his actions were illegal and was regretful," the report said.

What an idiot. Never talk to the farkin' police.
 
2014-05-12 04:31:09 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: "The defendant stated that he knew his actions were illegal and was regretful," the report said.

What an idiot. Never talk to the farkin' police.


This.
 
2014-05-12 04:33:17 PM  
FTFA: When police arrived, Arroyo, his wife, five prostitutes and a "John" were present. Arroyo was the only one arrested.
The prostitutes, identified by initials only, are listed as victims on the police report.


img1.fark.net:  Someone had a clue and didn't arrest the girls.
img1.fark.net:  Why the hell didn't they arrest the john?
 
2014-05-12 04:37:41 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Because People in power are Stupid: "The defendant stated that he knew his actions were illegal and was regretful," the report said.

What an idiot. Never talk to the farkin' police.

This.


Even better:

The "John" told police he had been a repeat client, visiting six times within the last six months

I don't know why people always seem to volunteer this kind of information.
 
2014-05-12 04:37:48 PM  
FTFA:"I just noticed that there was more cars than usual and it was always different cars," Crooks said. "We always had plenty of parking, but lately there has been none and we have had to park way in the back."

which one of you farkers writes for the sun
 
2014-05-12 04:41:06 PM  
I guess the real important thing though is did he take the cookies from the cookie jar?
 
2014-05-12 04:41:58 PM  
www.slate.com
 
2014-05-12 04:44:09 PM  
Money ledgers, huh? The only ledgers I keep are for my favorite toffee candy bars.
 
2014-05-12 04:44:29 PM  
In other news, Arroyo means dry gulch, usually filled with sand.
 
2014-05-12 04:50:19 PM  

fusillade762: The more you eat the more you fart: Because People in power are Stupid: "The defendant stated that he knew his actions were illegal and was regretful," the report said.

What an idiot. Never talk to the farkin' police.

This.

Even better:

The "John" told police he had been a repeat client, visiting six times within the last six months

I don't know why people always seem to volunteer this kind of information.


My initial reaction was like yours.

After a moment, though, it occurred to me that he may have been granted immunity in exchange for squealing on operation. Nothing in the article implied that they had sent a detective into the apartment undercover as a client. Backpage receipts are incriminating, but having a client-witness testify about his numerous assignations is a hell of a lot more valuable than attempting to try him too.
 
2014-05-12 04:50:42 PM  
You had your fingers in my cookie jar motherfarker?

lols.ru

Also...

www.wallsave.com
 
2014-05-12 04:56:12 PM  

MBooda: [www.slate.com image 350x260]


Nice.
Who stole the cookies from the cook e jar?
/clap hands on lap
 
2014-05-12 04:57:59 PM  
That's a bizarre detail to mention. Is that police code for something?
 
2014-05-12 05:14:20 PM  

SphericalTime: That's a bizarre detail to mention. Is that police code for something?


RTFA. That's where the escorts put the house's cut of the fee.
 
2014-05-12 05:48:02 PM  

MBooda: [www.slate.com image 350x260]


we'll take these 11 cookies as evidence. The detectives may find clues in the 10 cookies.
 
2014-05-12 05:52:39 PM  
Also cookie trifecta completed.
 
2014-05-12 08:55:41 PM  
Caught with his hand in the nookie jar.
No?
ok
 
2014-05-12 09:09:19 PM  
Me ready for close-up, now, Mr. DeMille.
 
2014-05-12 09:10:24 PM  
WHO, WHO ATE ALL THE COOKIES. YOU, YOU ATE ALL THE COOKIES!
 
2014-05-13 01:21:20 AM  
So did the police find out....

♪ ♩ ♫ Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? ♪ ♩ ♫
 
2014-05-13 02:11:06 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: He's 7 foot 4?


And we're done
 
2014-05-13 07:53:27 AM  
HopScotchNSoda:

After a moment, though, it occurred to me that he may have been granted immunity in exchange for squealing on operation. Nothing in the article implied that they had sent a detective into the apartment undercover as a client. Backpage receipts are incriminating, but having a client-witness testify about his numerous assignations is a hell of a lot more valuable than attempting to try him too.

Also it seems that they gave the girls and the "john" anonymity as well. Usually these articles love to give the names and addresses of the clients but in this case the article did not.
 
2014-05-13 09:06:07 AM  
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you."
 
2014-05-13 09:19:05 AM  
So according to TFA the only problem this place was causing was it was cutting into the neighbor's parking.
 
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