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(Baeble Music)   Jay Z got beat up by his kid sister-in-law. Awful "99 Problems" pun-a-thon? Go   (baeblemusic.com) divider line 75
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2014-05-12 03:12:03 PM
Hey, this isn't funny.  I mean, look at the poor guy, she beat him so badly his face is all lumpy and out of proportion.  I can't imagine how much plastic surgery will be required to make him look human again.
 
2014-05-12 03:26:22 PM
Feminazi vs Rapper? How will Fark react? Stay tuned in
 
2014-05-12 04:47:20 PM
100
 
2014-05-12 04:47:40 PM
Word behind the scenes is this isn't the first time. Or second.
 
2014-05-12 04:48:27 PM
WTF is a Solange?
 
2014-05-12 04:49:09 PM
Solange and thanks for all the fish.
 
2014-05-12 04:50:04 PM

Buttknuckle: WTF is a Solange?


I think you top it with sauerkraut and put it in a bun.
 
2014-05-12 04:51:28 PM

Buttknuckle: WTF is a Solange?


Isn't it like a hard candy used to treat a sore throat?

// we call them "cough drops" these days
 
2014-05-12 04:52:04 PM

Buttknuckle: WTF is a Solange?


www.cheezey.org

"....and keep your foot off that blasted Soflange"

//Hot
 
2014-05-12 04:52:42 PM
Chris Brown would have traded his entire fortune to be alone in an cramped space with a woman who hit first.
 
2014-05-12 04:58:18 PM
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-05-12 04:59:27 PM
I don't know what caused her to do that but it sounds like she needs to get her bell rung.
And he needs to tell that family "keep her the fark away from me".

/if you don't want to get hit, don't start a fight.
 
2014-05-12 05:01:07 PM

Buttknuckle: WTF is a Solange?


Indieyonce
 
2014-05-12 05:01:29 PM
I bet he felt much better after he went home and rested on his huge pile of money.

I don't know much about this Solange person, but I do recall seeing this video. She really likes to believe that her famous family had nothing at all to do with her "success". Yeah, ok.
 
2014-05-12 05:05:34 PM
It's a conspiracy to a) make Solange popular b) show that Jay-Z changed after Rihanna's beating because he didn't hit her even in self-defense
 
2014-05-12 05:06:13 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-05-12 05:09:07 PM

Atomic Spunk: I bet he felt much better after he went home and rested on his huge pile of money.

I don't know much about this Solange person, but I do recall seeing this video. She really likes to believe that her famous family had nothing at all to do with her "success". Yeah, ok.


JFC that was rude of her to do. A true diva knows to handle that stuff BEFORE you go on air.

Side note she's not known well enough to pull the diva b.s. She should take a seat with Ashley Simpson & be grateful she gets to sing at all.
 
2014-05-12 05:09:31 PM
I'd have assumed less infighting amongst my Illuminati overlords.
 
2014-05-12 05:11:41 PM
all I got from that video is Jay-Z's bodyguard is -huge-
 
2014-05-12 05:14:00 PM

LewDux: It's a conspiracy to a) make Solange popular b) show that Jay-Z changed after Rihanna's beating because he didn't hit her even in self-defense


c) What?
 
2014-05-12 05:15:00 PM

Pinko_Commie: LewDux: It's a conspiracy to a) make Solange popular b) show that Jay-Z changed after Rihanna's beating because he didn't hit her even in self-defense

c) What?


Illminatti
 
2014-05-12 05:15:28 PM

LewDux: It's a conspiracy to a) make Solange popular b) show that Jay-Z changed after Rihanna's beating because he didn't hit her even in self-defense


Why would Jay Z need to change after someone else beat up Rhianna? They all look the same to you, don't they?

/musicians
 
2014-05-12 05:18:27 PM
My headline:

CRAY Z KOs JAY Z
 
2014-05-12 05:19:26 PM
It's her first hit in a while.
 
2014-05-12 05:20:34 PM
Don't stick your foot up Jay Z.
 
2014-05-12 05:22:01 PM

busy chillin': Solange and thanks for all the fish.


Did they take him to the Energency Room at the End of the Universe?
 
2014-05-12 05:23:05 PM

Gigantos: Buttknuckle: WTF is a Solange?

[www.cheezey.org image 640x480]

"....and keep your foot off that blasted Soflange"

//Hot


Mumra: MOTHHHHHAAAAAA FARRRRKKKEEEERRRR
kills me everytime
 
2014-05-12 05:36:51 PM
 
2014-05-12 05:36:56 PM
What's with Beyonce just standing there like nothing happened. You think his wife would stop her sister from attacking her husband.
 
2014-05-12 05:43:47 PM

Buttknuckle: WTF is a Solange?


WTF is a Beyonce?
 
2014-05-12 05:46:15 PM

mjbok: Buttknuckle: WTF is a Solange?

WTF is a Beyonce?


WTF is a Steve?

unless your name is Tree or Catepillar I think we can all agree our names don't mean sh*t.

here come all of the exceptions....
 
2014-05-12 05:48:25 PM
99 problems/
Solange's one.
 
2014-05-12 05:49:32 PM
And yes, Steve means crown, but none of you are going to say the King wears a Steve.
 
2014-05-12 05:51:23 PM
She is twenty seven and has a nine year old son. How is she a kid sister-in-law?
 
2014-05-12 05:53:15 PM

Buttknuckle: WTF is a Solange?


Apparently, according to the other Solange wikipedia article, a French saint beheaded about 880AD who is now a cult figure because she supposedly walked a few miles to the nearest church with her head in her hands. Literally.
 
2014-05-12 05:55:16 PM

busy chillin': And yes, Steve means crown, but none of you are going to say the King wears a Steve.


Matthew means "son of Yahweh".  George means farmer, earthworker. Solange means religious.  Beyonce doesn't mean shiat.
 
2014-05-12 05:56:12 PM
Jay Z had 99 problems when he woke up today. Solange has become a new problem. Assuming Hova can't call Solange a biatch for fear of Queen B and a biatch is still not one of Jay Z's originial problems, how many problems does Jigga now have? Show your work.
 
2014-05-12 05:56:44 PM

mjbok: busy chillin': And yes, Steve means crown, but none of you are going to say the King wears a Steve.

Matthew means "son of Yahweh".  George means farmer, earthworker. Solange means religious.  Beyonce doesn't mean shiat.


knows the feeling:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-12 05:57:24 PM

PrincessZorra: Buttknuckle: WTF is a Solange?

Apparently, according to the other Solange wikipedia article, a French saint beheaded about 880AD who is now a cult figure because she supposedly walked a few miles to the nearest church with her head in her hands. Literally.


One of those un-American names then. What's wrong with real American names?

Pink Halo Detached Head Knowles
 
2014-05-12 05:57:39 PM

MagSeven: Jay Z had 99 problems when he woke up today. Solange has become a new problem. Assuming Hova can't call Solange a biatch for fear of Queen B and a biatch is still not one of Jay Z's originial problems, how many problems does Jigga now have? Show your work.


I was told there would be no math.
 
2014-05-12 06:00:04 PM

busy chillin': And yes, Steve means crown, but none of you are going to say the King wears a Steve.


BAH GAWD, STEVE, THAT ELEVATOR HAS A FAMILY !!!
 
2014-05-12 06:03:19 PM
He's got 99 problems and this biatch is one.

Really curious to find out the reason for this.
 
2014-05-12 06:05:22 PM

bulok: He's got 99 problems and this biatch is one.

Really curious to find out the reason for this.


Even if it was them (it was), they will deny, deny, deny, then say it was a personal matter if they can deny no more.
 
2014-05-12 06:10:01 PM
I'm guessing this whole affair will be a textbook example of how domestic violence is looked at as a curiosity or a joke when it's a woman doing it to a man.

/imagine the howling of the SJWs if the roles were reversed here
 
2014-05-12 06:15:24 PM

Strolpol: I'm guessing this whole affair will be a textbook example of how domestic violence is looked at as a curiosity or a joke when it's a woman doing it to a man.

/imagine the howling of the SJWs if the roles were reversed here


True. I don't see many condemning her but I see a lot of jokes about her being his 100th problem etc.
He wasn't in any danger though. He has that huge bodyguard.
 
2014-05-12 06:15:50 PM
Solange's always had a bug up her butt. Her self entitled attitudes always been poor. Probably the reason she's never gone anywhere career-wise. Having a name that sounds like a $.99 cleaning brush doesn't help either...
 
2014-05-12 06:16:09 PM

mjbok: busy chillin': And yes, Steve means crown, but none of you are going to say the King wears a Steve.

Matthew means "son of Yahweh".  George means farmer, earthworker. Solange means religious.  Beyonce doesn't mean shiat.


Her mother's maiden name was "Beyincé", so her name is a tribute to that.
 
2014-05-12 06:24:09 PM
cdn.tss.uproxx.com
 
2014-05-12 06:32:20 PM
To be fair, the lyric does read:
"If you having girl problems,
I feel bad for you, son.
I got 99 problems,
But a biatch ain't one!
HIT ME!"
 
2014-05-12 06:36:29 PM
Solange est dans l'arbre.
 
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