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(Kyiv Post)   Darth Vader Running for Mayor of Odessa.... Everything is occurring exactly as I have foreseen   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Odessa, mayor of Odessa, snap election, International Institute for Strategic Studies, election monitors, President Viktor Yanukovych, Yulia Tymoshenko, galactic empire  
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2014-05-12 04:24:34 PM  
Palpatine is the one that said that.
2014-05-12 04:25:12 PM

"The regional governors now have direct control over their territories. Fear will keep the local systems in line, fear of this battle station."
2014-05-12 04:42:02 PM  
"He's young, a new face among politicians, and it seems like he might do something," said Airopetova.

Dammit, it's the Hayden Christensen version, isn't it?
2014-05-12 04:48:19 PM  
OK, we got Kevin Spacey a shoo-in for president of Egypt, now this.  Any other celebrities running for elected office we should know about?
2014-05-12 05:22:31 PM  
For a second there I had hope that this was in my home town in west Texas, since it's sandy enough to be a Tattooine stand in.

/no Dewback lizards, so the campaigning sand troopers would be footslogging
//no droids you're looking for either
2014-05-12 06:09:51 PM  
ihhhhhhh Huhhhhhh
ihhhhhhh Huhhhhhh
2014-05-12 06:17:48 PM  
Good for him.
2014-05-12 07:02:04 PM  
2014-05-13 12:14:50 AM  
If Only ....
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