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(Des Moines Register)   It's bad enough that you stole my car but did you have to run me over with it as well?   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 13
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2014-05-12 03:40:35 PM  
Carjacker has been playing too much Grand Theft Auto
 
2014-05-12 03:41:02 PM  
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/That's how it's done.
 
2014-05-12 03:41:29 PM  
yes, yes I did
 
2014-05-12 03:42:27 PM  
After he was hit, police say he went into his house in the 5700 block of Winona Street and fell asleep.

/um...does this make sense to anyone? One would think that if you just had your car jacked, and were run over by it, your first step would be to call the police and an bambalance.
 
2014-05-12 03:44:33 PM  
A true upper-class twit would have run himself over.
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2014-05-12 03:45:15 PM  
I think you get extra points for that.
 
2014-05-12 03:48:26 PM  
A Des Moines man was taken to Iowa Lutheran Hospital

God, talk about adding insult to injury.  "Don't worry, fella, people get run over all the time. Suck it up.  You'll be OK in a couple of days."
 
2014-05-12 03:54:36 PM  

cgraves67: I think you get extra points for that.


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No but you get a medal
 
2014-05-12 03:58:35 PM  
Good thing he didn't shoot any of them while they were breaking into his garage he might have gotten life in prison.
 
2014-05-12 04:03:15 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: After he was hit, police say he went into his house in the 5700 block of Winona Street and fell asleep.

/um...does this make sense to anyone? One would think that if you just had your car jacked, and were run over by it, your first step would be to call the police and an bambalance.


Maybe they meant to say he passed out.
 
2014-05-12 05:01:24 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: After he was hit, police say he went into his house in the 5700 block of Winona Street and fell asleep.

/um...does this make sense to anyone? One would think that if you just had your car jacked, and were run over by it, your first step would be to call the police and an bambalance.


So who fell asleep?  The guy, or the police?
 
2014-05-12 05:20:34 PM  
So when does the owner of the car get charged with vehicular assault?
 
2014-05-12 07:44:48 PM  
Came here to ensure the GTA was getting its due. Leaving satisfied.
 
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