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(Yahoo)   Bored with your job? There are still actual paying gigs for raven master, window cleaner for the Gherkin, swan marker and tea tester, and wouldn't any of those look great on a business card? (pics)   (uk.news.yahoo.com) divider line 22
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2014-05-12 02:46:23 PM  
What about Keymaster for Gozer the Gozerian?
 
2014-05-12 03:36:43 PM  
Can I get an updated Gate Keeper?
 
2014-05-12 03:43:16 PM  
I don't know, assistant crack whore lets me meet all kinds of interesting people
 
2014-05-12 03:47:26 PM  
What's a gherkin?
 
2014-05-12 03:51:03 PM  

mcreadyblue: What's a gherkin?


It's like a Jerk but without the growing up a poor black child
 
2014-05-12 04:15:30 PM  
pickles have windows?
 
2014-05-12 04:26:51 PM  
I'll be the tea taster.
 
2014-05-12 04:45:04 PM  
I'll take raven master.
 
2014-05-12 04:45:29 PM  

sandi_fish: I'll be the tea taster.


mugsysrapsheet.com

He'll supply the teabags
 
2014-05-12 04:48:56 PM  
s.yimg.com

What a gherkin cleaner might look like
 
2014-05-12 04:56:05 PM  

mcreadyblue: What's a gherkin?


This (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/30_St_Mary_Axe) is the gherkin.
Although the headline refers more to this. (NSFW)

/I'm fun at parties.
 
2014-05-12 05:03:46 PM  
Professional Vaginal Examiner here. $40/hr.
 
2014-05-12 05:40:16 PM  
Raven Master would look great on a business card, but don't you have to be a hunch back?
 
2014-05-12 05:42:42 PM  
What about gherkin jerker?


/lots of experience
 
2014-05-12 05:42:45 PM  
Working my way up from 2nd assistant jizzmopper at the local porn palace took about 4 years.

/1st assistant jizzmopper
//bow and scrape!
 
2014-05-12 05:59:01 PM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Professional Vaginal Examiner here. $40/hr.


img.totaloutdoornetwork.com
 
2014-05-12 06:11:53 PM  
Window cleaner??
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2014-05-12 07:33:20 PM  
TFA: London Dungeons acting job

Half the baristas in Los Angeles would kill for a steady gig like that.
 
2014-05-13 12:30:53 AM  

red5ish: Raven Master would look great on a business card, but don't you have to be a hunch back?


I think you have to be able to carry a Vulcan cannon and a giant ammo drum on your back.
 
2014-05-13 06:27:11 AM  
What's all this now? Got side tracked by the Kate Middleton slideshow

media2.onsugar.com
 
2014-05-13 09:53:15 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Professional Vaginal Examiner here. $40/hr.

[img.totaloutdoornetwork.com image 600x400]


Good gods! Fark allows this, but a little underboob gets banned as nsfw? That's not safe for anything.
 
2014-05-13 10:14:52 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Smeggy Smurf: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Professional Vaginal Examiner here. $40/hr.

[img.totaloutdoornetwork.com image 600x400]

Good gods! Fark allows this, but a little underboob gets banned as nsfw? That's not safe for anything.


The chickenshiat pearl clutching advertisers are the problem.  Why do you think Foobies had to be pushed into the back rooms?  The ad pukes are terrified of boobs.  Personally I think they should be beaten for their puritanical/tyrannical bigotry
 
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