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(Irish Examiner)   Donald Trump spending a fortune to save his golf courses from nonexistent global warming   (irishexaminer.com) divider line 67
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2014-05-12 09:55:09 AM  
Golf courses and Donald Trump, two wastes of space.
 
2014-05-12 10:00:21 AM  
Ahead of his first visit to his Trump Doonbeg golf resort today, Mr Trump's Irish firm has lodged plans with Clare County Council to prevent further erosion to his course.

Do they involve giant ugly hairpieces?
 
2014-05-12 10:14:54 AM  
Isn't he the guy who had two casinos go bankrupt?
 
2014-05-12 10:17:52 AM  
The golf club's planning consultants, Town & Country Resources Ltd, have warned the council that the severe storms at the course have resulted in dangerous cliff exposure with steep dune slopes.

In the newly lodged plans just lodged, the consultants state that "a sudden collapse of a section of dune could cause serious injury or even fatality"
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"We are deeply concerned that Golf could become an actual sport, rather than an excuse to drink and crush shrubbery in a golf cart"
 
2014-05-12 10:18:34 AM  

King Something: Isn't he the guy who had two casinos go bankrupt?


He had a lot of shiat go bankrupt. Probably all shrewd strategy moves but yeah, his shiat went bankrupt a lot. In his defense though, he was only born into millions. If his dad had only worked harder he could have been born a billionaire and only had one or two of his companies go bankrupt.
 
2014-05-12 10:57:55 AM  
Local publican Tommy Tubridy said: "We are all on a high at the moment."

Hairspray fumes don't count as enthusiasm.
 
2014-05-12 11:26:46 AM  
I hope the whole thing falls into the sea.
 
2014-05-12 11:45:02 AM  
Anyone else think that Doonbeg is suspiciously close to Douchebag?

Trump Douchebag Golf Resort or Trump Douchebag Golf Golf Resort Resort?
 
2014-05-12 12:19:30 PM  
Worst businessman in America. Just goes to how that when you're born into wealth, it's really, really hard to work your way into poverty.
 
2014-05-12 12:19:46 PM  
I can't stand Trump, but subby is reaching pretty far
 
2014-05-12 12:19:54 PM  
Dear Mr. Trump,

Please read "The Way We Live Now".

Sincerely,

All America That's Laughing At You

P.S. Even though you helped destroy the USFL, you'll never own an NFL team. Never gonna happen.
 
2014-05-12 12:20:32 PM  

Mugato: Golf courses and Donald Trump, two wastes of space.


Trump is a pox on the game, seriously.
 
2014-05-12 12:21:35 PM  

bdub77: Ahead of his first visit to his Trump Doonbeg golf resort today, Mr Trump's Irish firm has lodged plans with Clare County Council to prevent further erosion to his course.

Do they involve giant ugly hairpieces?


Ya know, I'm thinking that would actually stop the erosion.
 
2014-05-12 12:23:06 PM  
I read that as Douchebag golf course.
 
2014-05-12 12:23:52 PM  
As a poor boy, I feel satisfaction that no amount of money in the universe can buy someone a good looking head of hair. If I saw Trump I wouldn't say a word, I'd just slowly comb my beautiful locks for a sec, drop the mic and walk away.
 
2014-05-12 12:24:06 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Anyone else think that Doonbeg is suspiciously close to Douchebag?

Trump Douchebag Golf Resort or Trump Douchebag Golf Golf Resort Resort?


Yes
 
2014-05-12 12:25:11 PM  
Save the turf!
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-12 12:26:17 PM  

Mugato: Golf courses and Donald Trump, two wastes of space.


You sound like you have an incurable slice.  Keep your weight on your heels, your head down, and roll your wrists over at impact.
 
2014-05-12 12:27:11 PM  

bdub77: Ahead of his first visit to his Trump Doonbeg golf resort today, Mr Trump's Irish firm has lodged plans with Clare County Council to prevent further erosion to his course.

Do they involve giant ugly hairpieces?


Ha!  His hair sorta does resemble the turf from a divot.
 
2014-05-12 12:27:35 PM  

Mugato: Golf courses and Donald Trump, two wastes of space.


In Ireland no less. When I went; I asked what land prices were like (we Americans are sure nosey and such).

Apparently, a 1,000 sq. ft. house with a 1/4 acre of land in rural Ireland can cost over $500,000. It costs much more in a city, like Dublin or Belfast.

/ I've converted the figures into American; for convenience.

// they were very incredulous that one could purchase prime farmland here for less than $10,000 an acre
 
2014-05-12 12:29:31 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Anyone else think that Doonbeg is suspiciously close to Douchebag?

Trump Douchebag Golf Resort or Trump Douchebag Golf Golf Resort Resort?


Doonbeg is the Gaelic for Douchebag.
 
2014-05-12 12:29:36 PM  
Just grow-out the rough and rake it over.
 
2014-05-12 12:30:02 PM  
He wants the competition to fail. Smart move.
 
2014-05-12 12:30:21 PM  
FTA:
Yesterday, Doonbeg locals expressed excitement at the prospect of the colourful businessman touching down in Shannon Airport this morning for his overnight stay in Doonbeg.


I feel it's safe to state that if you're looking forward to meeting Donald Trump for anything other than mockery, you're probably a moron.
 
2014-05-12 12:30:57 PM  
Correct me if I'm wrong, Mr. Trump, but if I kill all the golfers, they'll lock me up and throw away the key.

Not golfers, you great git! Gophers- the little brown, furry rodents!

We can do that. We don't even need a reason.

Aye! Well, do it, man!

OK, but why don't we do the same thing, but with gophers? ...It's not my fault nobody understands what you're saying.
 
2014-05-12 12:31:57 PM  

MBooda: Save the turf!
[i1182.photobucket.com image 480x524]


img.fark.net

The Spice must flow!
 
2014-05-12 12:32:29 PM  

MFAWG: Mugato: Golf courses and Donald Trump, two wastes of space.

Trump is a pox on the game, seriously.


And now that jackass owns Turnberry.
 
2014-05-12 12:34:09 PM  
They should cover the land with some sort of materiel to hold the soil in place.

Photo of a-hole with artificial covering:

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-12 12:34:21 PM  
I feel it's safe to state that if you're looking forward to meeting Donald Trump for anything other than mockery, you're probably a moron

Yeah! Who would ever want to meet with a billionaire? That's just stupid!
 
2014-05-12 12:34:59 PM  
Don't you push your subtle climate change messages on me, Subby.  I'll start believing when I'm good and farking ready!
 
2014-05-12 12:35:06 PM  

Mugato: Golf courses and Donald Trump, two wastes of space.


Golf is an enjoyable way to spend an afternoon, but haters gotta hate.
 
2014-05-12 12:37:24 PM  
They had to build walls and use giant boulders to save Pebble Beach.
 
2014-05-12 12:38:47 PM  
Did this for a Fark Photoshop contest... Seems appropriate for this thread

imageshack.com
 
2014-05-12 12:43:45 PM  
We stayed at Treasure Island in Vegas last month and this was our view:

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-12 12:51:16 PM  
On his way to the golf course...

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-12 12:51:34 PM  

MBooda: Save the turf!
[i1182.photobucket.com image 480x524]


My hair is a nest. Your point is invalid.
 
2014-05-12 12:53:41 PM  
There is a lot of lodging in that article.
 
2014-05-12 01:07:09 PM  

Mugato: Golf courses and Donald Trump, two wastes of space.


Drown a golf course and it's useful as a salt marsh.
I don't think you can say that about the Donald.
 
2014-05-12 01:14:46 PM  
The incidents of drought have not increases in significant number since the 1900s. This is from the most recent IPCC report. Blaming droughts on global warming is the dumb.
 
2014-05-12 01:15:13 PM  
Having seen the Donald's hair from the side (an unusual POV since you usually see him close-up, maw first, like a shark), I can say this: he combs his hair forward, sprays half of it into place, and then combs the other half back, creating a duck tail behind. It looks like a bicycle helmet or the Xenomorph's glans penis-shaped head.

One step forward, one step back.  The Story of the Donald.

If you owe the bank a little money, they own you. If you owe the bank a lot of money, you own them. This is the moral of the movie Rosalie Goes Shopping, It is also the moral of financial history since the invention of double-entry book-keeping in Italy. Shortly thereafter the Italians figured out how to get rich without ever turning a profit or paying a tax on profits.

The hair is the message.
 
2014-05-12 01:20:50 PM  
http://www.forbes.com/sites/clareoconnor/2011/04/29/fourth-times-a-cha rm-how-donald-trump-made-bankruptcy-work-for-him/
(Warning: Ads and other weirdness)

He learned after the first bankruptcy: Play with other people's money.
 
2014-05-12 01:23:09 PM  

Mugato: Golf courses and Donald Trump, two wastes of space.


I love that joke that they should build cemeteries on Donald Trump.
 
2014-05-12 01:36:20 PM  
It was awesome before global warming when things never eroded, but now we have global warming because of tea baggers and all this erosion sucks.

I think I will write an article that says that about Trump and his richy rich golf course, because TONS of people will believe it and then I get lots of page clicks when some idiot greenlights it on fark.
 
2014-05-12 01:42:41 PM  
I thought weather wasn't an indicator of gloabl warming, or is that only if it doesn't up the narrative?
 
2014-05-12 01:46:32 PM  

Mugato: King Something: Isn't he the guy who had two casinos go bankrupt?

He had a lot of shiat go bankrupt. Probably all shrewd strategy moves but yeah, his shiat went bankrupt a lot. In his defense though, he was only born into millions. If his dad had only worked harder he could have been born a billionaire and only had one or two of his companies go bankrupt.


He was born into hundreds of millions. There is considerable skepticism about his "billionaire" status, too. He's counting the value of all the real estate he owns, without subtracting how much he's borrowed to buy them.

All around scumbucket, though, and poster child for raising the inheritance tax back to 50 percent.
 
2014-05-12 01:50:02 PM  

brantgoose: Having seen the Donald's hair from the side (an unusual POV since you usually see him close-up, maw first, like a shark), I can say this: he combs his hair forward, sprays half of it into place, and then combs the other half back, creating a duck tail behind. It looks like a bicycle helmet or the Xenomorph's glans penis-shaped head.



Vanity Fair, I think, did a total takedown on the hair with closeup photos. It's a TRIPLE COMBOVER from the back and both sides, woven together and lacquered into a solid mass.

www.vanityfair.com
 
2014-05-12 02:28:11 PM  

LazyMedia: brantgoose: Having seen the Donald's hair from the side (an unusual POV since you usually see him close-up, maw first, like a shark), I can say this: he combs his hair forward, sprays half of it into place, and then combs the other half back, creating a duck tail behind. It looks like a bicycle helmet or the Xenomorph's glans penis-shaped head.


Vanity Fair, I think, did a total takedown on the hair with closeup photos. It's a TRIPLE COMBOVER from the back and both sides, woven together and lacquered into a solid mass.

[www.vanityfair.com image 460x308]



I don't understand why he doesn't get a hair transplant or a very expensive wig.  He can obviously afford both options.
 
2014-05-12 02:35:58 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Dear Mr. Trump,

Please read "The Way We Live Now".

Sincerely,

All (Non-Conservative) America That's Laughing At You

P.S. Even though you helped destroy the USFL, you'll never own an NFL team. Never gonna happen.

 
2014-05-12 03:11:57 PM  

doubled99: I feel it's safe to state that if you're looking forward to meeting Donald Trump for anything other than mockery, you're probably a moron

Yeah! Who would ever want to meet with a billionaire? That's just stupid!


So you would just like to meet any billionaire, regardless of who they are or what they do? Do you think he's going to give you money or something if you shake his hand? Or he'll take you under his wing and teach you how to become a success by looking and acting like a cartoon?
 
2014-05-12 03:41:09 PM  
But, on his deathbed, he's going to receive total consciousness.
So, he's got that going for him...

Hodor!
 
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