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(CBS Sports)   101-year-old lady shows Chris Rock and Bababooey how to throw a ceremonial first pitch   (cbssports.com) divider line 41
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2014-05-12 11:35:55 AM  
Why does the Toronto Mascot strut around like a jive-ass black dude from the 40's?
 
2014-05-12 11:37:23 AM  
I'm not watching a 30 second commercial to watch a five second clip of some hot momma throwing a baseball.
 
2014-05-12 11:42:08 AM  

Mangoose: I'm not watching a 30 second commercial to watch a five second clip of some hot momma throwing a baseball.


yeah, same here...
 
2014-05-12 11:44:00 AM  
The plus side was, Gary's first pitch made for some hilarious Stern show moments.  Man did they bag on him harsh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_22z-qfl6E4
 
2014-05-12 11:46:03 AM  
Makes me miss my Nana, that's something that she would have done.
 
2014-05-12 11:47:08 AM  
mlb.mlb.com
 
2014-05-12 11:49:15 AM  
And Chris Rock's for comparison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf045k4T41g
 
2014-05-12 11:50:16 AM  

Mangoose: I'm not watching a 30 second commercial to watch a five second clip of some hot momma throwing a baseball.


I tried (not very hard though) to find one ad-free.  First world problems.
 
2014-05-12 11:56:22 AM  

Headso: Mangoose: I'm not watching a 30 second commercial to watch a five second clip of some hot momma throwing a baseball.

yeah, same here...



AdBlock+ takes care of that without issue.
 
2014-05-12 11:57:16 AM  

topcon: The plus side was, Gary's first pitch made for some hilarious Stern show moments.  Man did they bag on him harsh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_22z-qfl6E4


Do you think you can link to the relevant portion or do I have to listen to ALL NINE HOURS of your link to get the context?
 
2014-05-12 11:57:33 AM  
 
2014-05-12 11:59:23 AM  
a.espncdn.com

I don't trust her delivery. Watch how she doesn't step into her throw. That stuff will work in college but not at the next level. She's raw with decent physical attributes and with the right system and time, could turn into a baseball player but she's definitely not a first two round pick. Her delivery is unorthodox, which could work to her advantage, but her motion does not scream "MLB" at this point. Coupled with her hip replacement in 2005, she's got too many red flags. Now, she could be this year's sleeper, that wouldn't shock me at all, but with her relative lack of strength and too many known unknowns and unknown unknowns, I say she's a stayaway. But if she succeeds, you'll find no bigger fan than me. there's just something about her. When the ball leaves her hand, magic just happens.
 
2014-05-12 12:03:00 PM  

GoldSpider: And Chris Rock's for comparison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf045k4T41g


Wow, Chris Rock throws like a102 year old biatch.
 
2014-05-12 12:07:35 PM  

rickythepenguin: I don't trust her delivery. Watch how she doesn't step into her throw. That stuff will work in college but not at the next level. She's raw with decent physical attributes and with the right system and time, could turn into a baseball player but she's definitely not a first two round pick. Her delivery is unorthodox, which could work to her advantage, but her motion does not scream "MLB" at this point. Coupled with her hip replacement in 2005, she's got too many red flags. Now, she could be this year's sleeper, that wouldn't shock me at all, but with her relative lack of strength and too many known unknowns and unknown unknowns, I say she's a stayaway. But if she succeeds, you'll find no bigger fan than me. there's just something about her. When the ball leaves her hand, magic just happens.


Kaneclap.gif
 
2014-05-12 12:07:40 PM  

GoldSpider: And Chris Rock's for comparison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf045k4T41g


I like how they called Adam Sandler "the fat white guy".
 
2014-05-12 12:15:38 PM  

PluckYew: topcon: The plus side was, Gary's first pitch made for some hilarious Stern show moments.  Man did they bag on him harsh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_22z-qfl6E4

Do you think you can link to the relevant portion or do I have to listen to ALL NINE HOURS of your link to get the context?


Any/all of it is relevant.  It's all making fun of him for the pitch.  I didn't call out any particular part, so where is this supposed relevance?
 
2014-05-12 12:17:39 PM  
They cut that clip too soon. Howard Stern hugs the old woman then says "So, show us your tits."
 
2014-05-12 12:40:01 PM  

PluckYew: Headso: Mangoose: I'm not watching a 30 second commercial to watch a five second clip of some hot momma throwing a baseball.

yeah, same here...


AdBlock+ takes care of that without issue.


Seriously. Why the hell are you watching ads?
 
2014-05-12 12:45:01 PM  
BTW, if you like sports movies, you might want to catch Big Fan with Patton Oswalt for free on Crackle before it disappears. It's leaving soon.
 
2014-05-12 12:52:52 PM  

fatalvenom: Kaneclap.gif



i didn't watch much of the pre-draft jackoff session that is NFL Draft (meaning, i didn't watch ESPN from January until last week), but, i loved how in the draft, the analysts would just crush a questionable pick (
"i don't understand this pick at all; the ___s needed a safety and they went O-line.  terrible pick, wrong pick, wrong player, wrong round") and then hedge:  "....but if this guy succeeds, i wouldn't be surprised!  there's just something about this player I like!"
 
2014-05-12 01:05:11 PM  

topcon: PluckYew: topcon: The plus side was, Gary's first pitch made for some hilarious Stern show moments.  Man did they bag on him harsh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_22z-qfl6E4

Do you think you can link to the relevant portion or do I have to listen to ALL NINE HOURS of your link to get the context?

Any/all of it is relevant.  It's all making fun of him for the pitch.  I didn't call out any particular part, so where is this supposed relevance?


Here, let me dumb this down for you Howard.

TL;DW
 
2014-05-12 01:40:25 PM  
ok, that was adorable.
 
2014-05-12 01:44:18 PM  
Have the Cubs signed her yet?
 
2014-05-12 03:23:53 PM  
Id have taken that biatch yard.
 
2014-05-12 04:42:13 PM  
When 101 years old we are, throw a baseball not nearly so well we shall.
 
2014-05-12 05:34:49 PM  

topcon: The plus side was, Gary's first pitch made for some hilarious Stern show moments.  Man did they bag on him harsh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_22z-qfl6E4


GoldSpider: And Chris Rock's for comparison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf045k4T41g


MugzyBrown: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/the-17-least-accurate-ceremoni a l-first-pitches-in-baseball-h


And to these people I would like to say, practice ahead of time.  The pros practice before they even approach the mound, go take some practice throws before the game.  bouncing the ball is the worst, followed by throwing wide, and throwing over the catcher is the least shameful.  Over throwing shows too much effort, but good effort.  It would be rare to have the first ceremonial pitch be a strike.
 
2014-05-12 06:00:45 PM  
lack of warmth:  

  It would be rare to have the first ceremonial pitch be a strike.

I saw Bush do it after 9/11.

/That is the most political post you will get from me.
 
2014-05-12 06:11:11 PM  
WTF is a Bababooey?
 
2014-05-12 06:23:42 PM  

abhorrent1: WTF is a Bababooey?


Ta Ta Toothy.
Fa Fa flow high
Ma Ma Monkey

What is not clear about this.
 
2014-05-12 06:25:59 PM  

abhorrent1: WTF is a Bababooey?



fa fa foe high
ta ta toothy
hey bawf, bawf, bawf, which one is my elbow, and which one is my ass, bawf
BABABBOOEY

/BabaBOOEY
 
2014-05-12 06:51:54 PM  

lack of warmth: topcon: The plus side was, Gary's first pitch made for some hilarious Stern show moments.  Man did they bag on him harsh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_22z-qfl6E4

GoldSpider: And Chris Rock's for comparison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf045k4T41g

MugzyBrown: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/the-17-least-accurate-ceremoni a l-first-pitches-in-baseball-h

And to these people I would like to say, practice ahead of time.  The pros practice before they even approach the mound, go take some practice throws before the game.  bouncing the ball is the worst, followed by throwing wide, and throwing over the catcher is the least shameful.  Over throwing shows too much effort, but good effort.  It would be rare to have the first ceremonial pitch be a strike.


Sometimes even having a pro (Masahiro Tanaka) teach you and practice beforehand doesn't help: http://youtu.be/s0QxdvVRoyA?t=9m40s

I guess it works better when it's Masahiro Tanaka's favorite idol group: http://youtu.be/Kyv8l5vC5zs?t=45s
 
2014-05-12 07:06:49 PM  

W.C.fields forever: abhorrent1: WTF is a Bababooey?

Ta Ta Toothy.
Fa Fa flow high
Ma Ma Monkey

What is not clear about this.


rickythepenguin: abhorrent1: WTF is a Bababooey?


fa fa foe high
ta ta toothy
hey bawf, bawf, bawf, which one is my elbow, and which one is my ass, bawf
BABABBOOEY

/BabaBOOEY



Oh god I just googled it. He's on the radio with that fark-tard stern? One of the un-funiest people on the face of the planet. I guess his cock, pussy and fart jokes are funny if you're 8.
 
2014-05-12 07:17:55 PM  

abhorrent1: I guess his cock, pussy and fart jokes are funny if you're 8.



you left out "Robin's big Black tits".
 
2014-05-12 07:20:12 PM  
She's pitch a no-hitter against the Astros.
 
2014-05-12 07:42:56 PM  

rickythepenguin: abhorrent1: I guess his cock, pussy and fart jokes are funny if you're 8.


you left out "Robin's big Black tits".


Ooohhh black titty.Bam a lam
ooohhh black titty Bam a lam.

ABHORRENT.

I am there for the interviews.Kinda like the articles in Playboy.
/You know.
 
2014-05-12 08:50:04 PM  

GoldSpider: Mangoose: I'm not watching a 30 second commercial to watch a five second clip of some hot momma throwing a baseball.

I tried (not very hard though) to find one ad-free.  First world problems.


What are these ads you speak of?  Oh, adblocker

I always forget what the internet actually looks like.
 
2014-05-12 09:25:17 PM  
Fla fla flunky.
 
2014-05-12 09:27:25 PM  

abhorrent1: WTF is a Bababooey?


His professional life is a noine and his personal life is a two.
 
2014-05-12 10:17:03 PM  

abhorrent1: W.C.fields forever: abhorrent1: WTF is a Bababooey?

Ta Ta Toothy.
Fa Fa flow high
Ma Ma Monkey

What is not clear about this.

rickythepenguin: abhorrent1: WTF is a Bababooey?


fa fa foe high
ta ta toothy
hey bawf, bawf, bawf, which one is my elbow, and which one is my ass, bawf
BABABBOOEY

/BabaBOOEY


Oh god I just googled it. He's on the radio with that fark-tard stern? One of the un-funiest people on the face of the planet. I guess his cock, pussy and fart jokes are funny if you're 8.


It's hilarious people think that's what Stern is / was.  Stupid elementary level jokes.  Hint: It wasn't like that, it was never like that.
 
2014-05-13 05:48:06 AM  

topcon: It's hilarious people think that's what Stern is / was. Stupid elementary level jokes. Hint: It wasn't like that, it was never like that.


Nope, never

www.mtv.com
 
2014-05-13 10:48:35 AM  

drkats: abhorrent1: WTF is a Bababooey?

His professional life is a noine and his personal life is a two.


Greatest video dissection EVER!
 
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