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(AOL (UK))   English hotel dubbed a "death trap" by inspectors after they find caved-in ceilings, inoperative fire alarms and chained fire exits. Owner blamed waiter for the problems, explaining he was from Barcelona   (travel.aol.co.uk) divider line 28
    More: Scary, health inspector, English, Blackpool, electricity supply, fire exits  
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2014-05-12 08:06:43 AM  
8 votes:
¿qué?
2014-05-12 08:24:07 AM  
5 votes:
Flowery

Twats
2014-05-12 08:19:43 AM  
4 votes:
What does this have to do with the war?
2014-05-12 08:34:49 AM  
3 votes:
You know who else liked to build death-trap hotels?

blogs.suntimes.com
2014-05-12 08:26:18 AM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-12 08:22:45 AM  
3 votes:

SmackLT: What does this have to do with the war?


Don't mention the war!!!
2014-05-12 03:14:58 PM  
2 votes:
This is typical. Absolutely typical... of the kind of... ARSE I have to put up with from you people! You ponce in here, expecting to be handwaited on hand and foot while I'm trying to run a hotel here! Have you any idea of how much there is to do? Do you ever think of that? Of course not! You're all too busy sticking your noses into every corner, poking around for things to complain about, aren't you? Well, let me tell you something - this is exactly how Nazi Germany started! A lot of layabouts with nothing better to do than to cause trouble! Well, I've had fifteen years of pandering to the likes of you, and I've had enough! I've had it! Come on, pack your bags and get out!
2014-05-12 09:24:17 AM  
2 votes:
According to TripAdvisor, it's "Ranked #804 of 881 Blackpool B&B and Inns", so I'd hate to see what the bottom 77 look like.
2014-05-12 08:51:30 AM  
2 votes:
I speak-a da English very good. I learn it from a book.
2014-05-12 08:29:35 AM  
2 votes:
Farty

Towels
2014-05-12 03:15:50 PM  
1 votes:
Were there dead pigeons in the water tank?
2014-05-12 01:57:03 PM  
1 votes:
i262.photobucket.com
2014-05-12 11:51:29 AM  
1 votes:
All of the work there was done by a shady Irish contractor...


/If the "good lord" is mentioned one more time i shall move you closer too him!
// one of my fave lines..
/// they probably have a lot of poorly mounted moose heads at this hotel too..
2014-05-12 10:19:38 AM  
1 votes:
F-f-f-f-fire?
2014-05-12 10:01:52 AM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-12 09:43:41 AM  
1 votes:
"Is this a piece of your brain?"


/favorite episode
//C.K. What?
2014-05-12 09:38:59 AM  
1 votes:
www.benbarden.com
"Are you proposing to slaughter our tenants?"
"Does that not fit in with your plans?"
2014-05-12 09:35:04 AM  
1 votes:
WATERY

FOWLS
2014-05-12 09:19:09 AM  
1 votes:
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-05-12 09:00:44 AM  
1 votes:

SmackLT: What does this have to do with the war?


Stop mentioning the war!
2014-05-12 08:57:11 AM  
1 votes:

Arkham: catchow: SmackLT: What does this have to do with the war?

Don't mention the war!!!

Well you started it!


You invaded Poland!
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-05-12 08:56:30 AM  
1 votes:
The motel has a neat history.  It was moved from Sochi, brick by brick.
2014-05-12 08:45:28 AM  
1 votes:

catchow: SmackLT: What does this have to do with the war?

Don't mention the war!!!


Well you started it!
2014-05-12 08:45:19 AM  
1 votes:
BASIL!
2014-05-12 08:40:18 AM  
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: wow! That's an obscure reference! You win the worlds fair of the day sir


As long as the prize is bacon...
2014-05-12 08:34:57 AM  
1 votes:

gopher321: I don't get subby's headline reference. Also, can you hear me? I live under a large rock on Mars.


The reference is to a sitcom about a country inn that is run by a man and his wife and is frequently visited by local brothers (two of whom are named Darryl)
2014-05-12 08:31:48 AM  
1 votes:
There is no bathroom, nor is there one nearby. If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables in your anus. Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs, you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus.
2014-05-12 08:01:03 AM  
1 votes:
I don't get subby's headline reference. Also, can you hear me? I live under a large rock on Mars.
 
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