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(Chicago Trib)   If you're going to feed your girlfriend a "special cake made with special seasonings," make sure she doesn't feed it to her kid, because the ER doctors are going to ask a lot of questions about how the child ingested marijuana   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 51
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2014-05-12 11:34:44 AM  
Pot.

The other white meat....
 
2014-05-12 11:34:56 AM  
Idiots. If you spike the punch bowl; you should have the decency to make sure people know you did it.
 
2014-05-12 11:37:06 AM  
how hungry or how much do you have to love chocolate cake to just keep eating cake with leaves in it?

"nom nom nom....hey what are these leaves in this cake?"

"ohh they're just spices...yeah spices...that's it"

"nom...nom...nom... ohh ok that's normal...nom..nom..nom, hey baby do you want some cake too?"
 
hej
2014-05-12 11:38:26 AM  
But I was told you can't OD on marijuana.

/DNRTFA
 
2014-05-12 11:40:32 AM  
Yeah, this is why:

1) No pot-laced baked goods in houses with children
2) Pot-laced baked goods or teas need to be advertised as such.
 
2014-05-12 11:41:02 AM  
Isn't ingesting marijuana leaves the least effective way of getting any kind of affect from the plant?
 
2014-05-12 11:41:28 AM  
This isn't news, because it happens all the damn time.

Its anti weed propaganda.

/no dogs in the fight
 
2014-05-12 11:42:09 AM  
FTA: When the woman asked several times about leaves in the cake, he told her they were spices, Brady said in court.

Because he's an idiot who doesn't know to make a butter extract..
 
2014-05-12 11:43:29 AM  

Trainspotr: Isn't ingesting marijuana leaves the least effective way of getting any kind of affect from the plant?


I'd imagine that due to the lipids in the cake they'd have absorbed at least some THC, enough to get ripped though?  Doubtful.
 
2014-05-12 11:45:46 AM  

hej: But I was told you can't OD on marijuana.

/DNRTFA


Yeah, no OD. Just a dumbass who thinks it's okay to mess with people. The woman checked herself into the hospital because she said the unidentified leaves made aggravated her existing anxiety problem. Of course, if she saw something suspicious in the cake, she should not have let her child eat any, so she is a bit of a dumbass, too. She brought the child along to be checked out, so that's good.
 
2014-05-12 11:47:27 AM  

KidKorporate: Trainspotr: Isn't ingesting marijuana leaves the least effective way of getting any kind of affect from the plant?

I'd imagine that due to the lipids in the cake they'd have absorbed at least some THC, enough to get ripped though?  Doubtful.


That being said, there's no excuse for giving any drug to a one-year old. I have a fourteen month old, and it's remarkably similar to living with a tiny drunk/high person already.
 
2014-05-12 11:47:40 AM  
I didn't even get whiskey when I was teething.
 
2014-05-12 11:58:18 AM  

Mentalpatient87: FTA: When the woman asked several times about leaves in the cake, he told her they were spices, Brady said in court.

Because he's an idiot who doesn't know to make a butter extract..


This.

Also why people who don't know there needs to be some sort of oil involved complain about the high, or lack of a high.

/farked up to ever sneak any drug on anyone
//never have edibles where children are
 
2014-05-12 12:00:41 PM  
DIAF
 
2014-05-12 12:03:06 PM  
What do they do to treat marijuana ingestion in the ER? Besides sending a bill.
 
2014-05-12 12:03:37 PM  
Someone doesn't know how to make butter.
 
2014-05-12 12:04:48 PM  

DeaH: hej: But I was told you can't OD on marijuana.

/DNRTFA

Yeah, no OD. Just a dumbass who thinks it's okay to mess with people. The woman checked herself into the hospital because she said the unidentified leaves made aggravated her existing anxiety problem. Of course, if she saw something suspicious in the cake, she should not have let her child eat any, so she is a bit of a dumbass, too. She brought the child along to be checked out, so that's good.


I almost dated a hypochondriac attention whore. Well, I'd still like to fark her, because she's six feet tall, but I don't want a relationship with the craycray.
 
2014-05-12 12:06:53 PM  

wumpus: What do they do to treat marijuana ingestion in the ER? Besides sending a bill.


Call the Nazis Cops
 
2014-05-12 12:17:35 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: wumpus: What do they do to treat marijuana ingestion in the ER? Besides sending a bill.

Call the Nazis Cops


I wonder if they pumped the kid's stomach?
 
2014-05-12 12:17:52 PM  

wumpus: What do they do to treat marijuana ingestion in the ER? Besides sending a bill.


Well, in her case, she suffers from anxiety disorder and weed can exacerbate this and lead to panic attacks. So they probably gave her a shot for a benzodiazapine.... and a hefty bill.
 
2014-05-12 12:19:40 PM  

wumpus: What do they do to treat marijuana ingestion in the ER? Besides sending a bill.


Well, if it's me it is a phenergen shot in my ass to stop the vomiting and an IV for fluids lost.

But I'm a unique snowflake with a REALLY STUPID reaction to THC.

/and it sucks.
 
2014-05-12 12:20:18 PM  

lindalouwho: BluVeinThrobber: wumpus: What do they do to treat marijuana ingestion in the ER? Besides sending a bill.

Call the Nazis Cops

I wonder if they pumped the kid's stomach?


Yeah and probably an enema too, just for good measure
 
2014-05-12 12:20:52 PM  

iheartscotch: Idiots. If you spike the punch bowl; you should have the decency to make sure people know you did it.


These are potheads we're talking about... Not exactly Road Scholars
 
2014-05-12 12:21:33 PM  
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2014-05-12 12:22:21 PM  
More responsible weed owners.
 
2014-05-12 12:23:20 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: iheartscotch: Idiots. If you spike the punch bowl; you should have the decency to make sure people know you did it.

These are potheads we're talking about... Not exactly Road Scholars


It's Rhode Scholar, breh...


/pothead
 
2014-05-12 12:24:16 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: iheartscotch: Idiots. If you spike the punch bowl; you should have the decency to make sure people know you did it.

These are potheads we're talking about... Not exactly Road Scholars



You're the reason there is a failed War on Drugs. "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" was not a documentary.
 
2014-05-12 12:26:32 PM  

Headso: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: iheartscotch: Idiots. If you spike the punch bowl; you should have the decency to make sure people know you did it.

These are potheads we're talking about... Not exactly Road Scholars

It's Rhode Scholar, breh...


/pothead


+1
 
2014-05-12 12:27:58 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: iheartscotch: Idiots. If you spike the punch bowl; you should have the decency to make sure people know you did it.

These are potheads we're talking about... Not exactly Road Scholars


Tell me all about your road scholars. Are they especially good with pavement?
 
2014-05-12 12:28:06 PM  

Headso: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: iheartscotch: Idiots. If you spike the punch bowl; you should have the decency to make sure people know you did it.

These are potheads we're talking about... Not exactly Road Scholars

It's Rhode Scholar, breh...


/pothead


HAHAHAHAHAHA. Thanks, needed that this morning.
 
2014-05-12 12:29:11 PM  

Trainspotr: Isn't ingesting marijuana leaves the least effective way of getting any kind of affect from the plant?


Ingesting it allows the THC to bind to the proper receptors in your brain stronger and for a longer duration of time.

/YMMV
 
2014-05-12 12:32:16 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Trainspotr: Isn't ingesting marijuana leaves the least effective way of getting any kind of affect from the plant?

Ingesting it allows the THC to bind to the proper receptors in your brain stronger and for a longer duration of time.

/YMMV


I think he/she is referring (haha refer) to the fact that it was just ground up leaves, and not butter extract.
 
2014-05-12 12:34:21 PM  

wumpus: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: iheartscotch: Idiots. If you spike the punch bowl; you should have the decency to make sure people know you did it.

These are potheads we're talking about... Not exactly Road Scholars

Tell me all about your road scholars. Are they especially good with pavement?


And are they Eyetalian?
 
2014-05-12 12:41:20 PM  

Trainspotr: Isn't ingesting marijuana leaves the least effective way of getting any kind of affect from the plant?


You don't cook pot. Basically cook the oil out & use the oil. Pot leaves don't do crap anyways. Its the buds.
 
2014-05-12 12:42:30 PM  

lindalouwho: wumpus: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: iheartscotch: Idiots. If you spike the punch bowl; you should have the decency to make sure people know you did it.

These are potheads we're talking about... Not exactly Road Scholars

Tell me all about your road scholars. Are they especially good with pavement?

And are they Eyetalian?


No they are from the land down under, Austria
 
2014-05-12 12:48:57 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: This isn't news, because it happens all the damn time.

Its anti weed propaganda.

/no dogs in the fight


That!^^
 
2014-05-12 12:50:59 PM  

The_Hairy_Gooch: The My Little Pony Killer: Trainspotr: Isn't ingesting marijuana leaves the least effective way of getting any kind of affect from the plant?

Ingesting it allows the THC to bind to the proper receptors in your brain stronger and for a longer duration of time.

/YMMV

I think he/she is referring (haha refer) to the fact that it was just ground up leaves, and not butter extract.


Oh crap.

Yeah, eating straight buds will give you a stomachache before it gets you high.
 
2014-05-12 12:52:00 PM  
And even if you do baked goods correctly and use infused oils, it's still going to look like there's pot in your food, especially if it's a lighter colored cake.
 
2014-05-12 12:52:40 PM  

Headso: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: iheartscotch: Idiots. If you spike the punch bowl; you should have the decency to make sure people know you did it.

These are potheads we're talking about... Not exactly Road Scholars

It's Rhode Scholar, breh...


/pothead


Actually, it's Rhodes scholar. Named for Cecil Rhodes, who wanted smart-asses for his African land baron enterprise.

/old pothead...with a Phd
 
2014-05-12 12:54:09 PM  

Headso: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: iheartscotch: Idiots. If you spike the punch bowl; you should have the decency to make sure people know you did it.

These are potheads we're talking about... Not exactly Road Scholars

It's Rhode Scholar, breh...


/pothead


You're both wrong, it's Rhodes Scholar...
 
2014-05-12 01:04:33 PM  
Stay classy, dopeheads. Way to recruit for the cause.
 
2014-05-12 01:28:21 PM  
2 lbs of good butter...large quantities of ground up shake. Heat to just below boiling for several hours. Strain into bread pan. Put in fridge till set. Enjoy.
 
2014-05-12 01:39:00 PM  

wumpus: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: iheartscotch: Idiots. If you spike the punch bowl; you should have the decency to make sure people know you did it.

These are potheads we're talking about... Not exactly Road Scholars

Tell me all about your road scholars. Are they especially good with pavement?


i should hope so

/gotta be better than caltrans
 
2014-05-12 03:40:57 PM  
Don't you use cooking oil in making a cake? It was stupid to give it to her an and infant w/o telling her what was in it. Would you serve this to your own kids?
 
2014-05-12 04:00:21 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: And even if you do baked goods correctly and use infused oils, it's still going to look like there's pot in your food, especially if it's a lighter colored cake.


That, and you can definitely taste it. It has a significant grassy pot taste. A tang if you will. You would know from smell too.
 
2014-05-12 04:09:34 PM  

The_Hairy_Gooch: That, and you can definitely taste it. It has a significant grassy pot taste. A tang if you will. You would know from smell too.


The edibles I buy at the store up the street definitely taste like it. And smell like it. Kinda hard to miss unless you have no idea.
 
2014-05-12 04:19:46 PM  
"Man fed 1-year-old cake laced with marijuana"

///Amazing what your girlfriend can find in the back of her kitchen cupboard when she cleans it out

///You'd think the marijuana cake would have lost it's potency after a year spent at the back of the cupboard
 
2014-05-12 04:19:55 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: iheartscotch: Idiots. If you spike the punch bowl; you should have the decency to make sure people know you did it.

These are potheads we're talking about... Not exactly Road Scholars


I know a Rhodes who smoked copious amounts of weed. On the other hand, here's an entire roman à clé  about weed-smoking Roads Scholars.
 
2014-05-12 05:08:13 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: And even if you do baked goods correctly and use infused oils, it's still going to look like there's pot in your food, especially if it's a lighter colored cake.


My...friend's baked goods don't have any remnants of plant in them and it just looks normal.

You can taste it though. So I'm not sure why you'd continue eating cake with pieces of plant in it that also tastes like pot (and if you dunno the taste/smell of pot it's still gonna taste weird) and also feed it to your child. Most people, I'd assume, would go "wtf kinda skanky ass cake is this?" and stop after one bite. That woman was either lying about knowing, had no taste buds, was REALLY REALLY hungry, or was WAYYYY too polite.
 
2014-05-12 05:50:12 PM  

Mikeyworld: Headso: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: iheartscotch: Idiots. If you spike the punch bowl; you should have the decency to make sure people know you did it.

These are potheads we're talking about... Not exactly Road Scholars

It's Rhode Scholar, breh...


/pothead

Actually, it's Rhodes scholar. Named for Cecil Rhodes, who wanted smart-asses for his African land baron enterprise.

/old pothead...with a Phd


Know who was a Rhodes scholar?
Bill Clinton.

/had to day he didn't inhale
//lol
 
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