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(Short List)   $35m Scarface mansion up for sale. Little Friend not included   (shortlist.com ) divider line
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2014-05-12 08:53:50 AM  
But if you can afford a $35M house, you can pretty easily afford an M-16 with the M203 attachment.
 
2014-05-12 11:10:15 AM  
Hmmm, I guess I gotta make the money first.
 
2014-05-12 11:11:38 AM  
Is that gigantic pile of blow still on the desk?  I'm asking for a friend.
 
2014-05-12 11:12:46 AM  
Finally, I can watch TV in my giant bath tub surrounded by my employees for whatever reason..
 
2014-05-12 11:13:51 AM  
You could make that back in a few years just by charging admission to people who want to do their bad impression of Pacino saying those lines in that room.
 
2014-05-12 11:13:58 AM  
What about the tiger? Please tell me there's a tiger included in this deal.
 
2014-05-12 11:17:49 AM  

Hack Patooey: Is that gigantic pile of blow still on the desk?  I'm asking for a friend.


It's really a $1 million mansion. The other $34 million is the pile of cocaine.
 
2014-05-12 11:19:56 AM  
Well, as long as the Diaz brothers are gone, I'm in.

/kill those cockaroaches...
 
2014-05-12 11:20:31 AM  
some rapper will snatch it up, and retro-renovate it back to the way it looked in the movie
 
2014-05-12 11:22:44 AM  
Say "Hello" to my real estate agent!
 
2014-05-12 11:23:43 AM  
If it includes a 25 yo Michelle Pfeiffer clone, I'll take it!

/Nothing exceeds like excess.
 
2014-05-12 11:25:19 AM  

bungle_jr: some rapper will snatch it up, and retro-renovate it back to the way it looked in the movie



I wish I could call you a big ole' racist for saying this but...


/hangs head
//that's exactly whats going to happen
 
2014-05-12 11:26:26 AM  

bungle_jr: some rapper will snatch it up, and retro-renovate it back to the way it looked in the movie


I thought you coined the term retro-renovate until I googled it.

I like it.
 
2014-05-12 11:27:15 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: bungle_jr: some rapper will snatch it up, and retro-renovate it back to the way it looked in the movie


I wish I could call you a big ole' racist for saying this but...


/hangs head
//that's exactly whats going to happen


He never said it was a black rapper. Maybe he was talking about Vanilla Ice. That guy does home renovations on cable tv.
 
2014-05-12 11:28:38 AM  

rjakobi: What about the tiger? Please tell me there's a tiger included in this deal.


That'd really take it to the limit.
 
2014-05-12 11:29:41 AM  

cgraves67: DROxINxTHExWIND: bungle_jr: some rapper will snatch it up, and retro-renovate it back to the way it looked in the movie


I wish I could call you a big ole' racist for saying this but...


/hangs head
//that's exactly whats going to happen

He never said it was a black rapper. Maybe he was talking about Vanilla Ice. That guy does home renovations on cable tv.



True. But it can't be Vanilla Ice because if he had that kind of money Suge Knight would have him hanging from his ankles over a balcony, right now.
 
2014-05-12 11:30:45 AM  

TomD9938: rjakobi: What about the tiger? Please tell me there's a tiger included in this deal.

That'd really take it to the limit.


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-05-12 11:31:00 AM  

TomD9938: rjakobi: What about the tiger? Please tell me there's a tiger included in this deal.

That'd really take it to the limit.


Or perhaps a zone of some kind.
 
2014-05-12 11:31:49 AM  

lindalouwho: bungle_jr: some rapper will snatch it up, and retro-renovate it back to the way it looked in the movie

I thought you coined the term retro-renovate until I googled it.

I like it.


ha, i don't know if i knew that before i commented or not...i've seen so many of those home renovation shows on tv, i'm sure i got it from one of those, but i kinda thought i made it up, too

DROxINxTHExWIND: bungle_jr: some rapper will snatch it up, and retro-renovate it back to the way it looked in the movie


I wish I could call you a big ole' racist for saying this but...


/hangs head
//that's exactly whats going to happen


cgraves67: DROxINxTHExWIND: bungle_jr: some rapper will snatch it up, and retro-renovate it back to the way it looked in the movie


I wish I could call you a big ole' racist for saying this but...


/hangs head
//that's exactly whats going to happen

He never said it was a black rapper. Maybe he was talking about Vanilla Ice. That guy does home renovations on cable tv.


but, chances are, and this is not racist, it will likely be a black rapper...or maybe a hispanic rapper
 
2014-05-12 11:36:13 AM  
I only saw retro renovations when I googled, so you indeed may have coined that ;-)
 
2014-05-12 11:38:09 AM  
And remember, don't get high on your own supply.
 
2014-05-12 11:38:17 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Finally, I can watch TV in my giant bath tub surrounded by my employees for whatever reason..


Manny lookit this pelican fly! Camaaan, pelican!
 
2014-05-12 11:42:45 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: TomD9938: rjakobi: What about the tiger? Please tell me there's a tiger included in this deal.

That'd really take it to the limit.

[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 259x194]


I really wish someone would remix the the soundtrack to Scarface and change it's godawful music.

/Pfeiffer can't dance
 
2014-05-12 11:42:56 AM  
Its not even in Florida, I dont want to run a coke empire from California. And that gaudy neon world is yours statue better come with it!
 
2014-05-12 11:47:08 AM  

bungle_jr: lindalouwho: bungle_jr: some rapper will snatch it up, and retro-renovate it back to the way it looked in the movie

I thought you coined the term retro-renovate until I googled it.

I like it.

ha, i don't know if i knew that before i commented or not...i've seen so many of those home renovation shows on tv, i'm sure i got it from one of those, but i kinda thought i made it up, too

DROxINxTHExWIND: bungle_jr: some rapper will snatch it up, and retro-renovate it back to the way it looked in the movie


I wish I could call you a big ole' racist for saying this but...


/hangs head
//that's exactly whats going to happen

cgraves67: DROxINxTHExWIND: bungle_jr: some rapper will snatch it up, and retro-renovate it back to the way it looked in the movie


I wish I could call you a big ole' racist for saying this but...


/hangs head
//that's exactly whats going to happen

He never said it was a black rapper. Maybe he was talking about Vanilla Ice. That guy does home renovations on cable tv.

but, chances are, and this is not racist, it will likely be a black rapper...or maybe a hispanic rapper


Bieber
 
2014-05-12 11:47:32 AM  
Don't be late on the mortgage.  The collection representative will pay you a visit:

i78.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-12 11:49:57 AM  

bungle_jr: lindalouwho: bungle_jr: some rapper will snatch it up, and retro-renovate it back to the way it looked in the movie

I thought you coined the term retro-renovate until I googled it.

I like it.

ha, i don't know if i knew that before i commented or not...i've seen so many of those home renovation shows on tv, i'm sure i got it from one of those, but i kinda thought i made it up, too

DROxINxTHExWIND: bungle_jr: some rapper will snatch it up, and retro-renovate it back to the way it looked in the movie


I wish I could call you a big ole' racist for saying this but...


/hangs head
//that's exactly whats going to happen

cgraves67: DROxINxTHExWIND: bungle_jr: some rapper will snatch it up, and retro-renovate it back to the way it looked in the movie


I wish I could call you a big ole' racist for saying this but...


/hangs head
//that's exactly whats going to happen

He never said it was a black rapper. Maybe he was talking about Vanilla Ice. That guy does home renovations on cable tv.

but, chances are, and this is not racist, it will likely be a black rapper...or maybe a hispanic rapper


whywouldyoudothat.jpg
 
2014-05-12 11:51:29 AM  
Honestly I'd much rather have this house from Scarface.... and yes, keep the late 70's/early 80's interior please.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-12 11:54:45 AM  
^Yes please, keep the black bartender too.
 
2014-05-12 11:59:23 AM  

KidKorporate: ^Yes please, keep the black bartender too.


Only if his name is Issac
 
2014-05-12 12:01:49 PM  
Well, this thread took a predictable turn.
 
2014-05-12 12:03:01 PM  
Were all the blood stains cleaned up and bullet holes patched?
 
2014-05-12 12:05:42 PM  
EdNortonsTwin
I really wish someone would remix the the soundtrack to Scarface and change it's godawful music.
/Pfeiffer can't dance


Scarface was released in 1983, and that was right about when it got old and jumped off a cliff, even if you adjust it for a year or two.

It was the scene at the time. Horrible, horrible cocaine fueled disco.

\Han shot first.
 
2014-05-12 12:11:28 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: If it includes a 25 yo Michelle Pfeiffer clone, I'll take it!

/Nothing exceeds like excess.


Jezum petes. I'd only take it if there were restraining orders to keep Michelle Pheiffer and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio away from it.

/like the tiger, though
 
2014-05-12 12:13:05 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: DROxINxTHExWIND: TomD9938: rjakobi: What about the tiger? Please tell me there's a tiger included in this deal.

That'd really take it to the limit.

[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 259x194]

I really wish someone would remix the the soundtrack to Scarface and change it's godawful music.

/Pfeiffer can't dance


Then what would we have for a GTA3 soundtrack?
 
2014-05-12 12:15:18 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: I wish I could call you a big ole' racist for saying this but...


/hangs head
//that's exactly whats going to happen


Why would that be racist, or a bad thing? That's what  I'd do, if I had the money*, and I'm so wiggedy-wack I once lost a rap battle to Skee-Lo.

It'd be racist to suggest that there's some race out there that is so stupid that they  wouldn't re-renovate the house from  Scarface to look like it did when it was in  Scarface.

* having acquired the money, but prior to acquiring either the power or the woman
 
2014-05-12 12:16:04 PM  
I laughed at the headline
 
2014-05-12 12:18:12 PM  
I would have like to seen Tony Montana's house before the renovation

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-12 12:19:21 PM  

Betacamman: KidKorporate: ^Yes please, keep the black bartender too.

Only if his name is Issac



31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-12 12:51:11 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: DROxINxTHExWIND: TomD9938: rjakobi: What about the tiger? Please tell me there's a tiger included in this deal.

That'd really take it to the limit.

[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 259x194]

I really wish someone would remix the the soundtrack to Scarface and change it's godawful music.


:O

Blasphemy!
 
2014-05-12 12:59:49 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-12 01:12:15 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: bungle_jr: some rapper will snatch it up, and retro-renovate it back to the way it looked in the movie


I wish I could call you a big ole' racist for saying this but...


/hangs head
//that's exactly whats going to happen


How is that racist?  It's true.  "Scarface" has an inexplicably big fan base in rap circles.  So much so that when it came time to do a remastered version of "Scarface," someone approached the director Brian Di Palma about replacing the soundtrack with today's hip-hop music.  Thankfully, he turned the idea down.

/Great soundtrack
//Rush rush for the yeyo
 
2014-05-12 01:19:56 PM  
I'm interested if there is a place I can let my pet Ocelot roam freely around the property
 
2014-05-12 01:38:36 PM  
I've been waiting for a chance to post this:
www.filesplat.com
 
2014-05-12 02:06:54 PM  
Oh hai guys!  What's going on here?

upload.wikimedia.org

/hot link
 
2014-05-12 02:09:11 PM  

cgraves67: It's really a $1 million mansion. The other $34 million is the pile of cocaine.


That will make Pam happy.
 
2014-05-12 02:13:58 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: bungle_jr: some rapper will snatch it up, and retro-renovate it back to the way it looked in the movie


I wish I could call you a big ole' racist for saying this but...


/hangs head
//that's exactly whats going to happen


And I'd chip in a few hundred to make sure they had that lamp made out of a mannequin's leg with the fishnets.

Wait, wrong movie.
 
2014-05-12 02:22:08 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Finally, I can watch TV in my giant bath tub surrounded by my employees for whatever reason..



CSB:

When I head down to Vegas, I like to re-enact that scene by getting a smoking room, and then enjoying a cigar and a bubble bath.
 
2014-05-12 02:31:39 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: If it includes a 25 yo Michelle Pfeiffer clone, I'll take it!

/Nothing exceeds like excess.


Throw in a 25 yo Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio and you've got yourself a deal.
 
2014-05-12 02:46:57 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Primitive Screwhead: If it includes a 25 yo Michelle Pfeiffer clone, I'll take it!

/Nothing exceeds like excess.

Throw in a 25 yo Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio and you've got yourself a deal.


Hell yes! whynotboth.jpg :)
 
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