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(New York Daily News)   Mr. Skin opens a new website dedicated to male nudity in film and TV. You may not want to subscribe yet, though, since the majority of the pictures available at this time are just shots of Dennis Franz's ass from NYPD Blue reruns   (nydailynews.com) divider line 59
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2014-05-12 08:25:51 AM  
i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-05-12 08:56:58 AM  
The Crying Game?


/the horror, the horror
 
2014-05-12 09:03:09 AM  

PreMortem: The Crying Game?


/the horror, the horror


No longer a trap:

i6.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-12 10:35:59 AM  
Didn't they show a boobie once or twice?
 
2014-05-12 10:37:11 AM  
 Do they really think they're going to make money with this?
 
2014-05-12 10:37:39 AM  

PreMortem: The Crying Game?


/the horror, the horror


Game of Thrones.

reypinmoko.files.wordpress.com

The Hodor, the Hodor.
 
2014-05-12 10:38:31 AM  
You say Mr. Skin has nekkid photos of me from NYPD Blue?
(Puts on Glasses)
Contact Security. I suspect there's a crack.
 
2014-05-12 10:38:34 AM  
Why a separate website?  Just put it on Mr Skin. That's what its for.
 
2014-05-12 10:39:24 AM  
What, is Sipowicz getting his prostrate checked?
 
2014-05-12 10:43:56 AM  
Harvey Keitel doesn't miss an opportunity to show off his horse cock.

notforthecoolkids.com
 
2014-05-12 10:45:33 AM  
Why bother,  there are no females on the internet.
 
2014-05-12 10:45:39 AM  

gopher321: [i59.tinypic.com image 240x200]



25.media.tumblr.com

3.bp.blogspot.com

beerandamovie.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-12 10:46:05 AM  
img.pandawhale.com
 
2014-05-12 10:47:46 AM  
i71.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-12 10:48:50 AM  

Jingle Strangle: [img.pandawhale.com image 202x145]


Tax Boy's is bigger.
 
2014-05-12 10:49:43 AM  
Never understood why anyone would want to see that on NYPD Blue.
 
2014-05-12 10:52:40 AM  
What is the target audience here? Gay guys and women?

The gay guys maybe but I don't know too many women who watch mainstream movies hoping to see some wang in it.

Guys get all excited when Actress X does a nude scene. Heck, they even collect their favorite celeb nude pictures!

Do women do that? Are there women out there with "porn collections"?
 
2014-05-12 10:56:16 AM  

devilEther: [i71.photobucket.com image 641x355]


reminds her of jack

/looking for sex!
//great movie
///mmmm beverly d'angelo
 
2014-05-12 10:57:23 AM  
Does Mr. Skin still *snort* charge a monthly membership fee?
 
2014-05-12 11:03:50 AM  
Ms. Foreskin?
 
2014-05-12 11:06:03 AM  
Don't forget Kevin's invisible Bacon in Hollow Man. And, of course, big blue cock from Watchmen.
 
2014-05-12 11:08:35 AM  

PreMortem: The Crying Game?


/the horror, the horror


That one was a shocker....
 
2014-05-12 11:09:28 AM  

cgraves67: Ms. Foreskin?


Foreskinned is forewarned.
 
2014-05-12 11:17:42 AM  
On another non-sausage note, I have to say I'm stunned that Mr. Skin makes so much on his website... I mean, who the HELL pays for access to MrSkin.com, anyway? Every naked celebrity on his site is available elsewhere on the Internet for free... A Google or Bing search away.

So why would you PAY to access his site?!
 
2014-05-12 11:21:12 AM  

zappaisfrank: What is the target audience here? Gay guys and women?

The gay guys maybe but I don't know too many women who watch mainstream movies hoping to see some wang in it.

Guys get all excited when Actress X does a nude scene. Heck, they even collect their favorite celeb nude pictures!

Do women do that? Are there women out there with "porn collections"?


Stereotypically, I would think that woman do not collect porn or are very much interested in displays of male nudity in general entertainment (television, movies, so on). But I imagine that in reality, the number of women out there who are actually interested in such material may surprise us both.

But yeah, if our theory of female interested is correct, that would pretty much leave them with the gay male audience. Speaking for myself, I am guilty several times of tuning into something knowing that a favorite actor was going to give a nude/semi-nude performance.
 
2014-05-12 11:38:53 AM  

dj_spanmaster: Didn't they show a boobie once or twice?


Maybe, but the only time I ever saw boobage was on a dead body on the original CSI:  there was a lingering
shot where most of the breast was blocked by the coroner's arm, but for a good second you could see
that it must have been rather cold in the studio.
 
2014-05-12 11:39:21 AM  

zappaisfrank: What is the target audience here? Gay guys and women?

The gay guys maybe but I don't know too many women who watch mainstream movies hoping to see some wang in it.

Guys get all excited when Actress X does a nude scene. Heck, they even collect their favorite celeb nude pictures!

Do women do that? Are there women out there with "porn collections"?


Mrs. Nightbird has her own collection of materials featuring  me (no, no one else will ever see it), but she otherwise relies on me to collect and curate our porn for the occasional funtime. She has input, of course, and I respect her requests. Our tastes are similar, anyway.

As for male actors getting naked? She hasn't expressed much of an opinion, except the occasional "eww" when it's an actor she finds unattractive (like the aforementioned Dennis Franz). I sometimes wonder if she's guarding my fragile male ego, but so far she has never expressed a desire to see any particular male actor naked.

She has offered opinions of various actresses' nude scenes, though. Sometimes it's legitimate interest, sometimes it's just to critique an actress she doesn't like, and sometimes it's just plain curiosity for personal comparison or to gain insight into what I find appealing about a particular actress.
 
2014-05-12 11:41:33 AM  

zappaisfrank: I don't know too many women who watch mainstream movies hoping to see some wang in it.


Fundamentally sexist view, and I'm guessing you don't know too many women.

It's considered inappropriate for women to talk about wanting to see men naked in our society, so you don't hear them do it.  hat doesn't mean that women don't want to see men naked.
 
2014-05-12 11:41:57 AM  

myrrh: Never understood why anyone would want to see that on NYPD Blue.


Suspect is was an already ground-breaking show just pushing the envelope. The opened envelope.

/nttawwt
 
2014-05-12 11:45:33 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: zappaisfrank: I don't know too many women who watch mainstream movies hoping to see some wang in it.

Fundamentally sexist view, and I'm guessing you don't know too many women.

It's considered inappropriate for women to talk about wanting to see men naked in our society, so you don't hear them do it.  hat doesn't mean that women don't want to see men naked.


And right there is the difference when I comes to most women imho. Seeing men naked as opposed to seeing penii.
 
2014-05-12 11:54:27 AM  
I'm just assuming there will be an entire section devoted to James Franco's paintings of Seth Rogen.
 
2014-05-12 11:59:55 AM  

lindalouwho: myrrh: Never understood why anyone would want to see that on NYPD Blue.

Suspect is was an already ground-breaking show just pushing the envelope. The opened envelope.

/nttawwt


Okay, fair enough. But if they had to push the envelope, why not do it with Jimmy Smits?
 
2014-05-12 12:06:35 PM  

myrrh: lindalouwho: myrrh: Never understood why anyone would want to see that on NYPD Blue.

Suspect is was an already ground-breaking show just pushing the envelope. The opened envelope.

/nttawwt

Okay, fair enough. But if they had to push the envelope, why not do it with Jimmy Smits?


Jimmy Smits's ass would have been pandering.

Dennis Franz's ass was a slice of life.
 
2014-05-12 12:11:40 PM  

myrrh: lindalouwho: myrrh: Never understood why anyone would want to see that on NYPD Blue.

Suspect is was an already ground-breaking show just pushing the envelope. The opened envelope.

/nttawwt

Okay, fair enough. But if they had to push the envelope, why not do it with Jimmy Smits?


I'm with you on that one! Maybe Jimmy was shy back then, because we saw A LOT of man butt on that show. I did have to turn away when little Ricky Schroder turned up nekkid tho lol.
 
2014-05-12 12:12:34 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: myrrh: lindalouwho: myrrh: Never understood why anyone would want to see that on NYPD Blue.

Suspect is was an already ground-breaking show just pushing the envelope. The opened envelope.

/nttawwt

Okay, fair enough. But if they had to push the envelope, why not do it with Jimmy Smits?

Jimmy Smits's ass would have been pandering.

Dennis Franz's ass was a slice of life.


This too.

*sigh*
 
2014-05-12 12:32:39 PM  
not that I give two shiats about this endeavour, but I'll take this thread
as my opportunity for the month to complain about hollywood hypocrisy

guy junk in view for comedy
-AOK


female ful frontal
-put a giant merkin on it and rate it NC17


DIAF assholes
show the good stuff
(at least Trance and Blue is the Warmest have seemed to buck the trend....)
 
2014-05-12 12:38:49 PM  
But...but...it objectifies men. Wait, I forgot we don't give a shiat, carry on Mr. Skin.
 
2014-05-12 12:39:57 PM  

zappaisfrank: What is the target audience here? Gay guys and women?

The gay guys maybe but I don't know too many women who watch mainstream movies hoping to see some wang in it.

Guys get all excited when Actress X does a nude scene. Heck, they even collect their favorite celeb nude pictures!

 Women are just as visual as men, maybe even more so. It more societal (though much less now a days) that women repress and hide those desires. Here are some quotes:


"In a 2006 study at McGill University, researchers monitored genital temperature changes to measure sexual arousal and found that, when shown porn clips, men and women alike began displaying arousal within 30 seconds; men reached maximum arousal in about 11 minutes, women in about 12 (a statistically negligible difference, according to the study)."

"Theresa Flynt, vice president of marketing for Hustler video, says that women account for 56 percent of business at her company's video stores. 'And the female audience is increasing,' she adds. 'Women are buying more porn.' (They're creating more of it, too: Female director Candida Royalle's hard-core erotic videos, made expressly for women viewers, sell at the rate of approximately 10,000 copies a month.)"

"... a 2004 study at Northwestern University that also assessed the effect of porn on genital arousal. Mind you, a copy of 'Buffy the Vampire Layer' and a lubed-up feedback device isn't most girls' idea of a hot night in. But when the researchers showed gay, lesbian, and straight porn to heterosexual and homosexual women and men, they found that while the men responded more intensely to porn that mirrored their particular gender orientation, the women tended to like it all. Or at least their bodies did."
 
2014-05-12 12:46:54 PM  

zappaisfrank: What is the target audience here? Gay guys and women?

The gay guys maybe but I don't know too many women who watch mainstream movies hoping to see some wang in it.

Guys get all excited when Actress X does a nude scene. Heck, they even collect their favorite celeb nude pictures!

Do women do that? Are there women out there with "porn collections"?


Sort of.
I could look at Hugh Jackman in his buffed out Wolverine shape all day.
Vijo Morgenstern looked pretty good even with his johnson slapping around while he's fighting angry sauna ninjas.

Mostly, it's just men in movie costumes, watch ads, or whatever for me.

But I also have some lady nudes on my phone. Mostly to show the hubby. I can't say that I'm a bisexual lady or anything- because I haven't tried- but there are some gorgeous women I don't mind looking at, nude or not.
Beyonce, Monica Bellucci (sp?), and Ms Hendricks are definitely on my list.

Plus, I'm a big fan of art of the human form-mostly sculpture, but....

And that's where everyone stopped reading.
 
2014-05-12 12:48:34 PM  

Leader O'Cola: not that I give two shiats about this endeavour, but I'll take this thread
as my opportunity for the month to complain about hollywood hypocrisy

guy junk in view for comedy
-AOK


female ful frontal
-put a giant merkin on it and rate it NC17


DIAF assholes
show the good stuff
(at least Trance and Blue is the Warmest have seemed to buck the trend....)


If you liked it, then
you shoulda slapped a merkin on it.

/? I dunno
 
2014-05-12 12:52:42 PM  

ShatteredMinds: "In a 2006 study at McGill University, researchers monitored genital temperature changes to measure sexual arousal and found that, when shown porn clips, men and women alike began displaying arousal within 30 seconds; men reached maximum arousal in about 11 minutes, women in about 12 (a statistically negligible difference, according to the study)."



Wow, I'm reaching for the kleenex after about 5 minutes.
 
2014-05-12 12:53:19 PM  
cdn.ph.upi.com
I just want to say fark you to John Oliver for that fake anti-Mitch McConnell ad last night.
 
2014-05-12 01:06:25 PM  

TheMysticS: zappaisfrank: What is the target audience here? Gay guys and women?

The gay guys maybe but I don't know too many women who watch mainstream movies hoping to see some wang in it.

Guys get all excited when Actress X does a nude scene. Heck, they even collect their favorite celeb nude pictures!

Do women do that? Are there women out there with "porn collections"?

Sort of.
I could look at Hugh Jackman in his buffed out Wolverine shape all day.
Vijo Morgenstern looked pretty good even with his johnson slapping around while he's fighting angry sauna ninjas.

Mostly, it's just men in movie costumes, watch ads, or whatever for me.

But I also have some lady nudes on my phone. Mostly to show the hubby. I can't say that I'm a bisexual lady or anything- because I haven't tried- but there are some gorgeous women I don't mind looking at, nude or not.
Beyonce, Monica Bellucci (sp?), and Ms Hendricks are definitely on my list.

Plus, I'm a big fan of art of the human form-mostly sculpture, but....

And that's where everyone stopped reading.


Not everyone.

/also a big fan of the arts
 
2014-05-12 01:15:49 PM  
I thought women masturbated to pictures of shoes and kitchen appliances.....
 
2014-05-12 01:21:14 PM  

Trocadero: [cdn.ph.upi.com image 808x540]
I just want to say fark you to John Oliver for that fake anti-Mitch McConnell ad last night.


That was revolting...and hilarious.
 
2014-05-12 01:26:04 PM  

browntimmy: Trocadero: [cdn.ph.upi.com image 808x540]
I just want to say fark you to John Oliver for that fake anti-Mitch McConnell ad last night.

That was revolting...and hilarious.


He owes me a ton of eyebleach. Well played, but still....
 
2014-05-12 01:27:43 PM  

Leader O'Cola: not that I give two shiats about this endeavour, but I'll take this thread
as my opportunity for the month to complain about hollywood hypocrisy

guy junk in view for comedy
-AOK


female ful frontal
-put a giant merkin on it and rate it NC17


DIAF assholes
show the good stuff
(at least Trance and Blue is the Warmest have seemed to buck the trend....)


I wouldn't call it hypocrisy.  Here's the difference - men will eroticize a naked female body no matter the circumstances. It doesn't matter whether the scene was comedy, a drama, horror, etc. it doesn't matter if it was the most oscar-worthy performance, if she was naked, it will eventually show up on porn sites for men to fap over.  It's almost impossible for example, to have a fully naked female in a comedy situation, and have the male audience appreciate it as nothing more than comedy.
 
2014-05-12 01:31:14 PM  
Hold on everyone. We're about to reach Maximum Arousal!
 
2014-05-12 01:31:36 PM  
Game of Thrones had a lot of fun terrorizing us with the possibility of a full frontal Reek shot last night.  NOPE NOPE NOPE
 
2014-05-12 01:34:09 PM  

TheMysticS: zappaisfrank: What is the target audience here? Gay guys and women?

The gay guys maybe but I don't know too many women who watch mainstream movies hoping to see some wang in it.

Guys get all excited when Actress X does a nude scene. Heck, they even collect their favorite celeb nude pictures!

Do women do that? Are there women out there with "porn collections"?

Sort of.
I could look at Hugh Jackman in his buffed out Wolverine shape all day.
Vijo Morgenstern looked pretty good even with his johnson slapping around while he's fighting angry sauna ninjas.

Yeah, if I had to make broad generalizations about women's 'collections', I'd say we're a lot more subtle/stealthy about it. You're probably not going to find a file folder stored on a woman's computer with just twig'n'berries pics...but I know plenty of women who can fast-forward a True Blood episode to the exact moment Alexander Skarsgard or Joe Manganiello gets undressed. To say we're somehow not interested in seeing good-looking men naked is just plain wrong.

/I mean, have you seen Michael Fassbender in Shame?
 
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