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(Metro)   Getting a cock tattooed on your butt is no way to get free chicken for life son   (metro.co.uk) divider line 34
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2014-05-11 11:33:07 PM
Maybe if he'd gotten one, oh I don't know, WHERE PEOPLE COULD SEE IT.
 
2014-05-12 02:33:35 AM
guess what.....


c1.staticflickr.com
 
2014-05-12 02:54:20 AM
Nando's is ridiculously overpriced and in the end it isn't even very good.
 
2014-05-12 05:48:10 AM
Apparently, he likes sticking cock in on his ass.
 
2014-05-12 05:52:12 AM
He will now and forever, be the butt of all jokes.
 
2014-05-12 05:52:42 AM

JonnyBGoode: Apparently, he likes sticking cock in on his ass.


Figuratively speaking, of course....but who am I to judge?

/but
 
2014-05-12 05:58:55 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Nando's is ridiculously overpriced and in the end it isn't even very good.


This. It used to be better, you got more chicken for a start.

Mind you, now you get extra toilet time the day after because your chef saves time by not washing their hands.
 
2014-05-12 06:06:51 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Nando's is ridiculously overpriced and in the end it isn't even very good.


When I worked in Silver Spring, MD (~2010), one of these opened up near the office.  We went a week or so after it opened and it was great, so we went fairly often over the next few months till I changed jobs.  A couple of years later I was working my current job in Bowie, MD and we took a long lunch break to go to the Annapolis Mall -- I saw a Nando's and suggested we try it.  Disappointment reigned and it wasn't till I convinced the crew to try the local Carolina barbecue place (no, not Carolina Kitchen -- a local, non-chain place) that my culinary judgment was redeemed in their eyes.

Still better than Chick-Fil-A or Popeye's, though.
 
2014-05-12 06:09:56 AM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-05-12 06:12:06 AM
He's got this whole gay thing terribly mixed up.
 
2014-05-12 06:15:27 AM
Chick-Fill-A?
 
2014-05-12 06:20:48 AM
So getting a company's logo tattooed on your body gets you free stuff?
So all those sheep with the monster M are actually cashing in?
 
2014-05-12 06:28:48 AM
still not as good as

www.raisingcanes.com
 
2014-05-12 06:40:07 AM
Mr Holman, who spends £1,500 a year on his favourite meal - an extra-hot whole chicken, garlic bread and a bottomless drink

No dry white toast?
 
2014-05-12 06:40:28 AM
What a twat...

Nando's is good (well here in the UK anyway, sounds like it might be a little bit different over in the US-of-A, if your comparing it to chick fil-a)

This is why I have a problem with tattoo's it allows you to be a complete cock.
 
2014-05-12 07:00:48 AM

Phil the SWO:


Came in for Dickbutt. Leaving happy.
 
2014-05-12 07:29:16 AM

RobSeace: Mr Holman, who spends £1,500 a year on his favourite meal - an extra-hot whole chicken, garlic bread and a bottomless drink

No dry white toast?


And a coke.
 
2014-05-12 07:33:22 AM
AverageAmericanGuy:  in the end

media.giphy.com
 
2014-05-12 07:43:46 AM
Never been to a Nando's, so I can't comment on their food.

Funny commercials, though.

i.imgur.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7yzDSgKNU8

Borderline NSFW:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEUAljNrifw
 
2014-05-12 08:02:19 AM

Phil the SWO: [i3.kym-cdn.com image 600x374]


And we're done.
 
2014-05-12 08:02:40 AM

Parthenogenetic: Never been to a Nando's, so I can't comment on their food.

Funny commercials, though.

[i.imgur.com image 275x206]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7yzDSgKNU8

Borderline NSFW:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEUAljNrifw


pretty funny. thanks for the links.

i assume they are overseas as ive never heard of them here in the states. getting a cock tattooed on your but is never a good idea.
 
2014-05-12 08:15:12 AM
What's up chicken butt?
 
2014-05-12 08:37:18 AM

Freakin Rican: getting a cock tattooed on your butt is never a good idea.


It was on a lad's holiday. Everyone gets their butt tattooed on a lad's holiday.
 
2014-05-12 08:48:08 AM
And if it refuses, he tweeted: 'I'll get it lasered off and get KFC on there instead... let's be honest, it's much better.'
Yeah, that'll convince them to change their minds and give you a loyalty card.
 
2014-05-12 08:49:26 AM

SpdrJay: He's got this whole gay thing terribly mixed up.


Well don't say anything, we want him to find out on his own.
 
2014-05-12 09:09:38 AM
Whar butthole tat girl? Whar!
 
2014-05-12 09:24:10 AM

cretinbob: guess what.....


[c1.staticflickr.com image 640x413]


You know why?
images.media-allrecipes.com
 
2014-05-12 09:29:07 AM
'Nando's give free stuff to celebrities and footballers but they never reward loyal customers like me,' he ranted.


Come on in to Nando's!   You might see:

abbeyleix.irishheritagetowns.com


Vs.

  Come on in to Nando's!  You might see:

metrouk2.files.wordpress.com


Yeah, it's a real riddle, champ.
 
2014-05-12 09:29:24 AM

Freakin Rican: Parthenogenetic: Never been to a Nando's, so I can't comment on their food.

Funny commercials, though.

[i.imgur.com image 275x206]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7yzDSgKNU8

Borderline NSFW:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEUAljNrifw

pretty funny. thanks for the links.

i assume they are overseas as ive never heard of them here in the states. getting a cock tattooed on your but is never a good idea.


jeffpelline.files.wordpress.com

"But tigers are A-OK."
 
2014-05-12 09:45:18 AM
he tweeted: 'I'll get it lasered off and get KFC on there instead... let's be honest, it's much better.'

Yes, you had a good idea to go get publicity about it hoping they'd relent and give you the black card, but then you went and ruined all your chances by saying KFC are better. I suppose expecting a well thought out plan from someone who had the Nando's sign tattoo'd on their arse is my folly.
 
2014-05-12 09:46:21 AM
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
 
2014-05-12 09:46:58 AM
I've been to Nando's in both London -- at the O2 -- and Silver Spring. They're damn near identical, pricing and spelling ("pitta"?) aside.

This thread has proven inspirational. Think I'll hit them up for lunch in a couple of hours.
 
2014-05-12 10:25:14 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-12 10:39:34 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Nando's is ridiculously overpriced and in the end it isn't even very good.


The price has gone up a lot, but it is chicken, go to your local supermarket and see how expensive chicken is these days.

Also,  Nandos fecking rocks,  but like all chain restaurants it really depends on the restaurant you eat in.  After all it is cooking fresh chicken on a charcoal grill, not easy from a food safety point of view .    Example  - Nando's opposite Brixton academy rules.  Nando's at Lakeside sucks.  La Tasca in Croydon rules, La Tasca, funnily enough, at Lakeside sucks... Waggamamas at Lakeside is good, for Balance.  (the estonian waiteress with the big jugs and the funny name is to die for...)
 
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