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2014-05-11 10:31:04 PM  
What the hell does that survey question even mean?
 
2014-05-11 11:03:49 PM  
I guess it's a good thing that more and more folks are getting their right to marry to shore up the numbers of families then. Marriage equality: good for families, good for America...

Seriously, though: women working were supposed to destroy families. Children going to college instead of working their family businesses without higher education was supposed to gut our economy and families. Dark folks getting equal protection was supposed to destroy America. Immigrants coming in, with their strange customs and strong familial values was going to gut the social fabric of the nation.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Marriage equality has led to stronger community ties for a fair chunk of the population--and investment into homes, into businesses, and oddly enough, cater waiters and banquet hall rentals. The family is doing just fine. What is coming into focus is that when both folks are working--and they have to in order to keep food on the table and rent or mortgages paid--is that there aren't stay at home parents, but a sharing of responsibilities. Which, oddly enough, is moving more and more up the chain into the middle class, as opposed to being just a feature for the poors. Families are just fine, but economic pressures are taking their toll. If you want stronger families, and you want more folks going to church or the stuff of campfire tales of "how America used to be" then we need to look at the economic disparity that we are seeing, cash flight as larger and larger banks and chains siphon cash OUT of communities, and leave behind only minimal job numbers, and increase local investment and entrepreneurship. Which means, yes, more competition, more trading of cash back and forth between local businesses, and less for the chains and larger conglomerates who have taken to sucking cash well and away from where it's needed.

Maybe that's a hard concept for folks. You want "stronger" families, then we need decent health care so that folks can care for their elderly, as opposed to shipping them off to homes and hospitals and care facilities. We need better economic safeguards, and we need better investment strategies than "buy stocks and hope." We need to maybe stop the recockulous "War on Drugs" that ships off folks to prison at a frightening rate, and leaving families without half a parental unit, or worse, both parents in different prisons, and relying on a foster system, or grandparents or other relatives to care for kids. Stronger economic incentives, stronger protections, means that families are less stressed, have more time with one another, and with stronger ties to a community.

But you bring these long term strategies up, it's not "Conservative" enough, instead we have to look at breaking up families, forcing them to work even harder to keep jobs that simply don't pay, don't allow for time to actually invest time and energy into their community or their own businesses. You want that idyllic America that everyone yearns for? The one that never really existed? Then we need to put down the corporate hype, and start looking at the long term economic health of the country, not just the health of organizations and businesses that want to ship as many jobs elsewhere as possible, concentrate cash well and away from our communities, and rebuild main street NOT with an influx of massive building projects, but localized growth that can be sustained, and will grow--as opposed to creating building booms that don't actually have much for long term prospects...
 
2014-05-11 11:25:07 PM  

Aarontology: What the hell does that survey question even mean?


I wondered that as well. Define "weaker".
 
2014-05-11 11:40:32 PM  

fusillade762: Aarontology: What the hell does that survey question even mean?

I wondered that as well. Define "weaker".


The only thing I can think of is divorce rate.
 
2014-05-11 11:46:23 PM  

Aarontology: fusillade762: Aarontology: What the hell does that survey question even mean?

I wondered that as well. Define "weaker".

The only thing I can think of is divorce rate.


No, it's just the usual subjective bullsh*t poll to push/pull folks into camps, to point to use as "numbers" to "show" how terrible things are, and have those numbers to prove their point. It's essentially polling to have something to cite later on. They say 65% of all statistics are made up right there on the spot...
 
2014-05-11 11:53:41 PM  
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2014-05-11 11:54:25 PM  

hubiestubert: Aarontology: fusillade762: Aarontology: What the hell does that survey question even mean?

I wondered that as well. Define "weaker".

The only thing I can think of is divorce rate.

No, it's just the usual subjective bullsh*t poll to push/pull folks into camps, to point to use as "numbers" to "show" how terrible things are, and have those numbers to prove their point. It's essentially polling to have something to cite later on. They say 65% of all statistics are made up right there on the spot...


That's what I assumed. The divorce thing is the only "real" evidence I could think people were using for their answer.
 
2014-05-12 01:00:26 AM  
I think the idea of the American Nuclear Family has outlived its usefulness. It's time to think about family in a different way -- larger scale -- "villages."

"Family-values" type people hate that idea, too, because they don't get to exercise their patriarchal, abusive bullshiat.
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2014-05-12 01:13:00 AM  
Ah, yes, more "things were better in my day" BS

I wonder if the respondents realize that if things are worse off now than when they were kids it means that they are the ones who dropped the ball.

Stop whining and spend more time with your kids, asshats.
 
2014-05-12 01:13:14 AM  
Maybe we should stop polling people on what they believe and poll them on whether they know what is it is not true instead.
 
2014-05-12 01:13:51 AM  
Is or is not true*
 
2014-05-12 02:13:37 AM  
I dont care how many protons or neutrons are in the nuclear family, but I do think it's a good practice to have one or the other around full time to care for the electrons.

/did that metaphor work?
 
2014-05-12 02:48:25 AM  
Oddly enough, this same poll showed a rapid decline in unicorn births too.
 
2014-05-12 03:03:50 AM  
Clans and tribes aren't doing so hot in America these days either. Times change.
 
2014-05-12 03:06:32 AM  
Citation needed.jpg

Does this mean we are closer to Huxley's Brave New World where I can send my rugrat to the neighbors?
 
2014-05-12 03:07:58 AM  
Dystopian futures always make for the best entertainment. So we'll have that going for us, which will be nice,

And why does dystopian register as a misspell?
 
2014-05-12 03:08:01 AM  
Seventy-six per cent of Republicans answered that the modern family was weaker compared to 61 per cent of Democrats and Independents.

I love how they lumped democrats and independents together.
 
2014-05-12 03:09:18 AM  
Dumbest poll since whatever the hell last one CNN did.
 
2014-05-12 03:18:51 AM  
If the Leave it to Beaver family that never actually existed is now the "modern family," what exactly are the people who call for a return of the "traditional family" trying to get back?  Scary thought.
 
2014-05-12 03:28:26 AM  
How can I start my family if I can't even legally marry?
 
2014-05-12 03:35:30 AM  

hubiestubert: I guess it's a good thing that more and more folks are getting their right to marry to shore up the numbers of families then. Marriage equality: good for families, good for America...

Seriously, though: women working were supposed to destroy families. Children going to college instead of working their family businesses without higher education was supposed to gut our economy and families. Dark folks getting equal protection was supposed to destroy America. Immigrants coming in, with their strange customs and strong familial values was going to gut the social fabric of the nation.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Marriage equality has led to stronger community ties for a fair chunk of the population--and investment into homes, into businesses, and oddly enough, cater waiters and banquet hall rentals. The family is doing just fine. What is coming into focus is that when both folks are working--and they have to in order to keep food on the table and rent or mortgages paid--is that there aren't stay at home parents, but a sharing of responsibilities. Which, oddly enough, is moving more and more up the chain into the middle class, as opposed to being just a feature for the poors. Families are just fine, but economic pressures are taking their toll. If you want stronger families, and you want more folks going to church or the stuff of campfire tales of "how America used to be" then we need to look at the economic disparity that we are seeing, cash flight as larger and larger banks and chains siphon cash OUT of communities, and leave behind only minimal job numbers, and increase local investment and entrepreneurship. Which means, yes, more competition, more trading of cash back and forth between local businesses, and less for the chains and larger conglomerates who have taken to sucking cash well and away from where it's needed.

Maybe that's a hard concept for folks. You want "stronger" families, then we need decent health care so that folks can care for their elderly, as opposed to shipping them off to homes and hospitals and care facilities. We need better economic safeguards, and we need better investment strategies than "buy stocks and hope." We need to maybe stop the recockulous "War on Drugs" that ships off folks to prison at a frightening rate, and leaving families without half a parental unit, or worse, both parents in different prisons, and relying on a foster system, or grandparents or other relatives to care for kids. Stronger economic incentives, stronger protections, means that families are less stressed, have more time with one another, and with stronger ties to a community.

But you bring these long term strategies up, it's not "Conservative" enough, instead we have to look at breaking up families, forcing them to work even harder to keep jobs that simply don't pay, don't allow for time to actually invest time and energy into their community or their own businesses. You want that idyllic America that everyone yearns for? The one that never really existed? Then we need to put down the corporate hype, and start looking at the long term economic health of the country, not just the health of organizations and businesses that want to ship as many jobs elsewhere as possible, concentrate cash well and away from our communities, and rebuild main street NOT with an influx of massive building projects, but localized growth that can be sustained, and will grow--as opposed to creating building booms that don't actually have much for long term prospects...


This argument makes a lot of sense and therefore will never seriously see the light of day in any similar discussion.

/fear mongering of "OTHERS" and thinking of the childrens ftw!
 
2014-05-12 03:35:45 AM  
Ok..it just hit me. Claire Huxtable was originally married to a white guy. They had two kids, got a divorce, and then she remarried and started a new family.
 
2014-05-12 03:48:13 AM  
So this was just a "feel" kinda thing.  Like republicans and science kinda feel.

In my part of the world families are strong.  The women here are cranking out children.
 
2014-05-12 03:52:30 AM  
Good. This isn't 1953, and we don't all need to eat at the table together.
 
2014-05-12 03:56:08 AM  
The gay revolution is about to hit you now.
 
2014-05-12 04:07:11 AM  

Aarontology: fusillade762: Aarontology: What the hell does that survey question even mean?

I wondered that as well. Define "weaker".

The only thing I can think of is divorce rate.


Being a child of the 80s and 90s, divorce rates are actually DOWN from since I was a kid.

Reminds me of an idle tangent I was on earlier today.  I didn't get many comics as a kid, but of the ones I did, mostly in the 90s, Spider-man's marriage to Mary Jane was always my rock of stability, the one comic book relationship that didn't end in cheating, betrayal, divorce, or a woman being stuffed in a refrigerator.
Then they decided to end it so that Peter Parker could be a constantly down-on-his-luck swinging bachelor again like in someone else' "good old days."

*shrug*
 
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2014-05-12 04:13:35 AM  

Frederick: I dont care how many protons or neutrons are in the nuclear family, but I do think it's a good practice to have one or the other around full time to care for the electrons.

/did that metaphor work?


It works for me because when you split the atom you get a nuclear disaster.
 
2014-05-12 04:25:05 AM  
i.imgur.com

Looks like there is no problem with the American family(TM)
 
2014-05-12 04:28:17 AM  

TheBigJerk: Then they decided to end it so that Peter Parker could be a constantly down-on-his-luck swinging bachelor again like in someone else' "good old days."


Take heart; in a decade or two there will be writers and artists working for Marvel who are nostalgic for the married Spider-Man of their childhood and will reverse it, probably to the wails of the current fans.
 
2014-05-12 04:31:12 AM  

powhound: [i.imgur.com image 624x407]

Looks like there is no problem with the American family(TM)


are you kidding??? Look at how much taxes they have to pay!!!!
 
2014-05-12 04:43:11 AM  
That reminds me of the time I walked in on my two dads making love....
 
2014-05-12 04:50:18 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Ah, yes, more "things were better in my day" BS

I wonder if the respondents realize that if things are worse off now than when they were kids it means that they are the ones who dropped the ball.

Stop whining and spend more time with your kids, asshats.


[bearsrepeating.gif]

And most people think parenting is congruous with glamour. Oh the damage that has done.
 
2014-05-12 05:07:17 AM  

robohobo: Dystopian futures always make for the best entertainment. So we'll have that going for us, which will be nice,

And why does dystopian register as a misspell?


You know why.  Doubleplus ungood.  Report for reeducation.
 
2014-05-12 05:09:29 AM  

log_jammin: powhound: [i.imgur.com image 624x407]

Looks like there is no problem with the American family(TM)

are you kidding??? Look at how much taxes they have to pay!!!!


crap! 0bummer's killin' them! That's it, I'm divorcing my cat.
 
2014-05-12 05:22:06 AM  
I've had a lot of bad investments over the years, but the rate of return on my $70 vasectomy co-pay has been darn near infinity%.

I learned all I needed to know about the sanctity of marriage when my parents nastily divorced when I was 8.
 
2014-05-12 05:35:56 AM  

fredbox: I learned all I needed to know about the sanctity of marriage when my parents nastily divorced when I was 8.


Thats rough.  Been there.  Apparently bad marriages are the fault of the gay agenda -I'm told by ultra-conservatives (even though my parents divorced over 35 years ago).

I vowed to do a better job with my marriage than did my parents.  It's a lot of difficult work but we're approaching 24 years.  Without a realistic example of what it takes to make a long term marriage successful; I dont know how the next generation is supposed to figure it out.....?
 
2014-05-12 05:42:30 AM  

Smoking GNU: hubiestubert: I guess it's a good thing that more and more folks are getting their right to marry to shore up the numbers of families then. Marriage equality: good for families, good for America...

Seriously, though: women working were supposed to destroy families. Children going to college instead of working their family businesses without higher education was supposed to gut our economy and families. Dark folks getting equal protection was supposed to destroy America. Immigrants coming in, with their strange customs and strong familial values was going to gut the social fabric of the nation.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Marriage equality has led to stronger community ties for a fair chunk of the population--and investment into homes, into businesses, and oddly enough, cater waiters and banquet hall rentals. The family is doing just fine. What is coming into focus is that when both folks are working--and they have to in order to keep food on the table and rent or mortgages paid--is that there aren't stay at home parents, but a sharing of responsibilities. Which, oddly enough, is moving more and more up the chain into the middle class, as opposed to being just a feature for the poors. Families are just fine, but economic pressures are taking their toll. If you want stronger families, and you want more folks going to church or the stuff of campfire tales of "how America used to be" then we need to look at the economic disparity that we are seeing, cash flight as larger and larger banks and chains siphon cash OUT of communities, and leave behind only minimal job numbers, and increase local investment and entrepreneurship. Which means, yes, more competition, more trading of cash back and forth between local businesses, and less for the chains and larger conglomerates who have taken to sucking cash well and away from where it's needed.

Maybe that's a hard concept for folks. You want "stronger" families, then we need decent health care so that ...


came here to say

THIS

doesnt gay marriage fit closely with all the family value NUTS!!!
seriously
 
2014-05-12 06:00:33 AM  

Aarontology: fusillade762: Aarontology: What the hell does that survey question even mean?

I wondered that as well. Define "weaker".

The only thing I can think of is divorce rate.


People have fewer kids and everyone is mobile, no one stays where they were born. Basically all my aunts and uncles dispersed over the country, and I don't know my cousins.
 
2014-05-12 06:09:44 AM  

ghare: People have fewer kids and everyone is mobile, no one stays where they were born. Basically all my aunts and uncles dispersed over the country, and I don't know my cousins.


We had all the local family together for Mother's Day yesterday..dinner for 8.  I was the only one under the age of 60, with my mother the 2nd youngest.
 
2014-05-12 06:15:18 AM  

ghare: People have fewer kids and everyone is mobile, no one stays where they were born. Basically all my aunts and uncles dispersed over the country, and I don't know my cousins.


That's not weakness. They're colonizing.
 
2014-05-12 06:18:40 AM  

Aarontology: What the hell does that survey question even mean?


Shh, you. Any questions that imply the polling emperors are strutting about all nekkid and stuff will not be tolerated. They are serious social scientists and this was a serious social question.
 
2014-05-12 06:50:07 AM  

namatad: doesnt gay marriage fit closely with all the family value NUTS!!!


Your characterization of those who support family values as NUTS is extremely offensive but put that aside.  Marriage, gay or straight, in and of itself does nothing for family values.  Family values are supported when the parents are together and established before they have kids and then stay together and raise the kids.  Situations where the parents are both the natural parents tend to be very slightly more successful.  Parents who have children and then divorce are putting children at economic risk because what is the same income pool needs to support two homes.  The highest rate of parental child abuse tends to come from step-parents.   But parents who never marry have only a single digit chance of NOT raising their children in poverty.

It would make sense to me, then, that a compassionate society would do everything it can to promote and support what we know works and try to avoid what doesn't work while steering those on a bad path to a better path.

All of that has a lot less to do with whether the parents are gay or straight and a lot more to do with the parents' commitment to each other and to the children.  That commitment is frequently at odds with one's narrow self-interest.  Therein lies the rub.  It is my opinion that today's society is becoming increasingly narcissistic.  It is frequently narcissism and selfishness that leads to divorce.  Narcissism is also at odds with any family values.

Starting with "The Greatest Generation" we have tended to raise children that are more narcissistic.  Through the generations, one can always find plenty of examples of 'not narcissists' but, in my opinion, the trend is growing.  The "everybody gets a trophy" mentality will not serve the upcoming generations well.

In my opinion, the narcissistic lack of commitment has a far more deleterious effect on families than race, economic standing, or sexual orientation.  That selfishness comes in all colors, religions, occupations, and social strata.
 
2014-05-12 06:56:04 AM  

hubiestubert: I guess it's a good thing that more and more folks are getting their right to marry to shore up the numbers of families then. Marriage equality: good for families, good for America...

...

Maybe that's a hard concept for folks. You want "stronger" families, then we need decent health care so that folks can car ...


But, that would cause the masses to unite. And united, they are a threat.

In the Bible, God jumbled the languages for a reason. He perceived humanity as a threat.
 
2014-05-12 06:59:06 AM  

Mr. Right: In my opinion, the narcissistic lack of commitment has a far more deleterious effect on families than race, economic standing, or sexual orientation.  That selfishness comes in all colors, religions, occupations, and social strata.


So true. I have a family member who is white, middle-class, and has essentially abandoned her children in favor of a third marriage. She does go to church every Sunday and loves Bill O'Reilly so there is that I guess.
 
2014-05-12 06:59:38 AM  

Mr. Right: In my opinion, the narcissistic lack of commitment has a far more deleterious effect on families than race, economic standing, or sexual orientation. That selfishness comes in all colors, religions, occupations, and social strata.


I dont often agree with you (I've been paying attention) but I agree with this.
 
2014-05-12 07:00:31 AM  

Aarontology: What the hell does that survey question even mean?


Nothing, of course.
 
2014-05-12 07:14:15 AM  

Mr. Right: It is frequently narcissism and selfishness that leads to divorce.  Narcissism is also at odds with any family values.


Yeah, the good old days when you married someone right out of high school whose locker happened to be next to yours and you stayed together for the sake of the kids, that always worked out.
 
2014-05-12 07:19:40 AM  

Mr. Right: It is frequently narcissism and selfishness that leads to divorce.  Narcissism is also at odds with any family values.


Good thing our political system doesn't attract and celebrate narcissists, then. Whew!
 
2014-05-12 07:26:36 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I think the idea of the American Nuclear Family has outlived its usefulness.


Indeed! Isn't it time for Wind Families or Solar Families or Geothermal Families?
 
2014-05-12 07:31:12 AM  

Gulper Eel: Mr. Right: It is frequently narcissism and selfishness that leads to divorce.  Narcissism is also at odds with any family values.

Good thing our political system doesn't attract and celebrate narcissists, then. Whew!


Politicians, business leaders, religious leaders - they are everywhere.  And every time, operating with only their own narrow, self-interest in mind is deleterious to the organization as a whole.  But the topic here was families.  Doesn't do them any good either.
 
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