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(Sydney Morning Herald)   Samsung Chairman has a heart attack. Apple lawyers claim it looks a lot like the one that Steve Jobs was once rumoured to have had   (smh.com.au) divider line 26
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2014-05-11 11:35:18 PM
i thought that said chinaman, now it's not nearly as funny

/preferred nomenclature, yeah, yeah
 
2014-05-12 02:58:27 AM
Not such a "smart" watch now, is it?
 
2014-05-12 03:26:24 AM
Didn't Jobs secretly have AIDS?
 
2014-05-12 03:59:16 AM
GOOD
 
2014-05-12 04:26:06 AM

robohobo: Didn't Jobs secretly have AIDS?


Not that I ever heard. but he did have pancreatic cancer.
 
2014-05-12 04:31:19 AM

Vertdang: robohobo: Didn't Jobs secretly have AIDS?

Not that I ever heard. but he did have pancreatic cancer.


He was a well known leftist Californian and hobo knows they all have the aids.

/don't feed the troll
 
2014-05-12 04:56:12 AM

robohobo: Didn't Jobs secretly have AIDS?


They prefer to be called personal assistants.
 
2014-05-12 04:58:13 AM

Vertdang: robohobo: Didn't Jobs secretly have AIDS?

Not that I ever heard. but he did have pancreatic cancer.


Well it wouldn't very well be secretive if a bunch of people knew about it, would it?
 
2014-05-12 05:55:04 AM

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: robohobo: Didn't Jobs secretly have AIDS?

They prefer to be called personal assistants.


Heh, good south park episode.

Jared lost weight because of AIDS!!
 
2014-05-12 06:26:46 AM
My sister failed to lose weight with ayds...
 
2014-05-12 06:47:09 AM
Apple to file suit claiming heart attacks are part of their user interface architecture.
 
2014-05-12 06:55:39 AM

some_beer_drinker: i thought that said chinaman, now it's not nearly as funny


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2014-05-12 07:19:00 AM
That's an old guy in a stressful job - maybe he should go work on his golf game.
 
2014-05-12 07:21:57 AM

Vertdang: robohobo: Didn't Jobs secretly have AIDS?

Not that I ever heard. but he did have pancreatic cancer.


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"Do I look like the sort of man who has AIDS? I have liver cancer"

 
2014-05-12 08:05:42 AM
So a rich slave driver has a heart attack and I am supposed to care?
 
2014-05-12 08:06:14 AM
I think he was intentionally infected with AIDS to help fight the cancer in an experemental treatment. I hear it did not work, though.
 
2014-05-12 09:52:13 AM
I'm guessing he finally met someone that he couldn't bribe.
 
2014-05-12 10:34:06 AM
If nothing else this thread is giving me the opportunity to update my block lists.
 
2014-05-12 11:39:12 AM
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2014-05-12 01:19:47 PM

Nemo's Brother: So a rich slave driver has a heart attack and I am supposed to care?


Subby doesn't care either. He's just using this old man's illness to spread some of the standard anti-Apple propaganda.

For shame, Subby.
 
2014-05-12 01:53:45 PM

bingethinker: Nemo's Brother: So a rich slave driver has a heart attack and I am supposed to care?

Subby doesn't care either. He's just using this old man's illness to spread some of the standard anti-Apple propaganda.

For shame, Subby.


Wow, you may be a little too deep in the cult.

I have to admit Apple has done a great job of building an unpaid army to protect its shareholders.
 
2014-05-12 03:13:20 PM

Vertdang: robohobo: Didn't Jobs secretly have AIDS?

Not that I ever heard. but he did have pancreatic cancer.


And he sought homeopathic treatment.

Bungles: Vertdang: robohobo: Didn't Jobs secretly have AIDS?

Not that I ever heard. but he did have pancreatic cancer.

[img.fark.net image 610x471]"Do I look like the sort of man who has AIDS? I have liver cancer"


Awesome.  I yell out "LIVER CANCER" at inappropriate times.  Nobody gets it.
 
2014-05-12 05:08:33 PM

bingethinker: Subby doesn't care either. He's just using this old man's illness to spread some of the standard anti-Apple propaganda.

For shame, Subby.


Try laughing sometime, it might just shake the stick in your ass loose.
 
2014-05-12 05:45:40 PM
DENTAL PLAN!
 
2014-05-12 07:48:01 PM

Mr.Tangent: bingethinker: Subby doesn't care either. He's just using this old man's illness to spread some of the standard anti-Apple propaganda.

For shame, Subby.

Try laughing sometime, it might just shake the stick in your ass loose.


That's an iStick in his ass.
 
2014-05-13 08:07:30 AM

bingethinker: Subby doesn't care either. He's just using this old man's illness to spread some of the standard anti-Apple propaganda.

For shame, Subby.


Cobblers. I know that Samsung copied the crap out of Apple, and I don't approve. OTOH, I'm no Apple fan, and I was shocked at the preferential treatment that their complaints were given. Barring a product from sale because of an unproven patent dispute? Shouldn't ever happen.

Also, Apple products suck, because they totally lack interoperability and expansibility. But that's another matter.

/Yeah, subby here.
 
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