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(Daily Mail)   Smoking hot 21-year-old molecular biology student experiments with beauty competitions, wins coveted title of Miss Wales: "My first love is genetics and the theory behind it. I'm hoping to go into medical research someday" (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-05-11 05:02:24 PM  
Elwyn the Welshman would be proud.
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2014-05-11 05:14:28 PM  
Not bad. I would.
 
2014-05-11 05:14:32 PM  
I'm usually ascared to click "smoking hot" links, especially when it's a Brit. Pleasantly pleased. She is hot and smart. Double boner for her.
 
2014-05-11 05:22:44 PM  
I love it that when someone uses the term "smoking hot" that what we're gonna get is a total crapshoot.
 
2014-05-11 05:30:18 PM  
She's beautiful and has a brain and subby did not lie.

/off to play lottto
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-05-11 05:39:22 PM  
Believe it or not, when you look at the picture a little longer, it is clear that she has a chin, one distinct from her neck.

She's a pretty young lady.

I have no problem saying I don't "get" her field of study, but it's a lofty subject, and I'm glad for anyone to be working in that field, especially when a love of the subject matter is behind it.
 
2014-05-11 05:59:28 PM  
Meh.
 
2014-05-11 06:09:31 PM  

Meanwhile in 'Merica...


img.fark.net

 
2014-05-11 06:19:22 PM  
Eight pictures, three facial expressions.
 
2014-05-11 06:36:03 PM  
CSB: Had Miss Hawaii as a lab assistant for a year. Absolutely fantastically gorgeous, but so nice and smart that you sort of forgot about the smoking hot aspect after a while. My fellow grad students and I fought over who got to work with her all the time. She's a Doctor now.

Why am I telling you this? Hell, I'm telling everybody.
 
2014-05-11 06:38:28 PM  

2wolves: Eight pictures, three facial expressions.


They range the gamut from A to C.


More seriously, a pretty girl who is smart? Where does the line form?
 
2014-05-11 06:49:54 PM  

MrBallou: CSB: Had Miss Hawaii as a lab assistant for a year. Absolutely fantastically gorgeous, but so nice and smart that you sort of forgot about the smoking hot aspect after a while. My fellow grad students and I fought over who got to work with her all the time. She's a Doctor now.

Why am I telling you this? Hell, I'm telling everybody.


giggle
 
2014-05-11 06:56:03 PM  
I'm in love
 
2014-05-11 06:57:03 PM  
There is something about molecular biology that attracts the damned hottest post-grad students.
 
2014-05-11 06:57:46 PM  
Unfortunately i only have a chance with the dumb ones.

(Still no chance).
 
2014-05-11 06:58:31 PM  
I always like how photographers insist on pictures of science containing all different colors of liquids.
 
2014-05-11 06:58:36 PM  
I'm sure I'll be going into medical research myself some day.
My autopsy should be "interesting", to say the least.
 
2014-05-11 06:58:58 PM  
She is gorgeous :)
 
2014-05-11 06:59:21 PM  
I'd give her some petri dish samples if you catch my drift.
 
2014-05-11 06:59:58 PM  
Look at all those colors. She must be doing important science experimenting.
 
2014-05-11 07:00:20 PM  
I'd Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch it.
 
2014-05-11 07:00:38 PM  
I would like to research her biology.

/penis
 
2014-05-11 07:01:02 PM  
Wow, it's like a real life Hollywood version of what scientists look like.
 
2014-05-11 07:02:57 PM  

MrBallou: CSB: Had Miss Hawaii as a lab assistant for a year. Absolutely fantastically gorgeous, but so nice and smart that you sort of forgot about the smoking hot aspect after a while. My fellow grad students and I fought over who got to work with her all the time. She's a Doctor now.

Why am I telling you this? Hell, I'm telling everybody.


She's a Doctor now? So they got rid of Capaldi?
 
2014-05-11 07:04:02 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-11 07:05:11 PM  
I think someone stole her tits.
 
2014-05-11 07:05:56 PM  

2wolves: Eight pictures, three facial expressions.


When did this turn into a Jessica Alba thread?
 
2014-05-11 07:07:06 PM  
Hot-looking microbiologist? Where are the Melissa Rauch pics?
 
2014-05-11 07:07:35 PM  
Heavy sigh. What a sweetheart.

Did you know that Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring has an MS in molecular biology, and is apparently now working on a Ph.d.? Just thought I'd throw that out there.
 
2014-05-11 07:07:53 PM  
Whar swimsuit. Whar.
 
2014-05-11 07:08:20 PM  

sendtodave: Wow, it's like a real life Hollywood version of what scientists look like.


i291.photobucket.com

/Are You here for a reason, or are you just hoping for a glimmer?
 
2014-05-11 07:09:05 PM  
Meh. She's my ex. Had to dump her cuz of pointy knees and reasons.
 
2014-05-11 07:09:29 PM  
Just like the stripper I'm helping thru med school!
 
2014-05-11 07:10:34 PM  
Well she's no Kardashian, but ok.
 
2014-05-11 07:10:45 PM  
Pretty + blonde + smart does not equal smoking hot.

I didn't type does not equal, I typed hairpins and fark html that doesn't know the diffierence. I didn't type "fark", either. You're watching the farking family channel. With occasional nearly tits.
 
2014-05-11 07:11:12 PM  

Repo Man: Heavy sigh. What a sweetheart.

Did you know that Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring has an MS in molecular biology, and is apparently now working on a Ph.d.? Just thought I'd throw that out there.


Thanks. I didn't know that.

oh way ohhhh
 
2014-05-11 07:11:27 PM  

Repo Man: Heavy sigh. What a sweetheart.

Did you know that Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring has an MS in molecular biology, and is apparently now working on a Ph.d.? Just thought I'd throw that out there.


Wasn't he just a few credits shy of that when they really hit it big?
 
2014-05-11 07:11:28 PM  
Blonde? Boooo!

Hot despite that though.
 
2014-05-11 07:11:49 PM  
As someone said, I am usually afraid to click a link that says smoking hot and being brit in the same sentence.

British women are digusting for the most part. This girl is the hot minority.
 
v15
2014-05-11 07:12:16 PM  

Rigby-Reardon: Unfortunately i only have a chance with the dumb ones.

(Still no chance).


I've had the hot insane ones and the cute insane ones...which makes them a freak in bed but hell in every other aspect of my life.
 
2014-05-11 07:12:48 PM  
She is sciencing the shiat outta that beaker....

i.dailymail.co.uk

/hot
//she's kinda Stepfordish to me....
 
2014-05-11 07:13:30 PM  
She looks like a stock photograph of a smoking hot scientist. I bet her nickname is Stock Photo.
 
2014-05-11 07:13:47 PM  
Honestly, I still don't get the joke behind Fark's Daily Fail obsession.

And I've been here a long time.
 
2014-05-11 07:14:27 PM  

2wolves: Eight pictures, three facial expressions.


That's a beauty queen.
 
2014-05-11 07:15:58 PM  
Would boff that boffin.
 
2014-05-11 07:16:31 PM  
dat flask stroking tho.
 
2014-05-11 07:16:44 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: She looks like a stock photograph of a smoking hot scientist. I bet her nickname is Stock Photo.


What science may look like.
 
2014-05-11 07:17:52 PM  

sendtodave: Wow, it's like a real life Hollywood version of what scientists look like.


Maybe her boyfriend is a handsome, stylish, well-built man who also happens to be THE GREATEST COMPUTER HACKER IN THE WORLD
 
2014-05-11 07:18:11 PM  
I know a gal going to school taking the same microbiology stuff, she's Stripping 4 nights a week.
 
2014-05-11 07:18:50 PM  
There are around 1.5 million women in Wales.  Of those 1.5 million, at least half are probably too old or too young to be miss Wales.  She could literally be the prettiest woman in Wales.  Probably is.  Being smart is just a bonus.

Also, I bet Wales people prefer to be called Welsh instead of British.  Even though they are both.
 
2014-05-11 07:20:22 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Meanwhile in 'Merica...


Yea but thats usda choice murican tang. I'd destroy that brits vag but not same degree of hotness.
 
2014-05-11 07:21:32 PM  

you are a puppet: sendtodave: Wow, it's like a real life Hollywood version of what scientists look like.

Maybe her boyfriend is a handsome, stylish, well-built man who also happens to be THE GREATEST COMPUTER HACKER IN THE WORLD


I'm not a computer hacker, I'm an international man of mystery.
 
2014-05-11 07:21:45 PM  
You don't seem to understand how this works, subby.
 
2014-05-11 07:22:12 PM  
She blinded me with science!

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-11 07:23:27 PM  
She actually looks EXACTLY like a girl I worked with back in about 1990 for 2 years. in a small design office on macs. just us two. 5 days a week. 8 hours. She was also smart, vivacious, kind, funny and we got on extremely well.

It was a kind of exquisitely horrible torture.
 
2014-05-11 07:23:28 PM  
i.lvme.me
 
2014-05-11 07:25:28 PM  

2wolves: Eight pictures, three facial expressions.


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-11 07:25:56 PM  

kendelrio: She is sciencing the shiat outta that beaker....

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x746]

/hot
//she's kinda Stepfordish to me....


Looks like Grapekoolaidizene...hope she's careful.

Nasty stains.

/didn't welsh women used to have tits?
 
2014-05-11 07:27:24 PM  
Good heavens Miss Murgatroyd!
 
2014-05-11 07:27:59 PM  
Not bad. I kind of expected Ms. Wales to look like a young Terry Jones in drag.
 
2014-05-11 07:28:46 PM  
I'm not saying she has sharp knees, but WTF is with all the makeup?  She would probably look better with out it, or at least less of it.
 
2014-05-11 07:30:39 PM  
Hope for her sake she goes as an MD. Much more perks to be had as a pretty MD.

Why, yes, I speak from experience, having sat in several admission review boards with famous male MDs who openly...in conversation...choose and judge female fellowship candidates based on cuteness and attractiveness. No, there's no protection for that. :)

There's some of that in phD land, but not so career-enhancing. She'll get the best of everything if she goes into medicine.
 
2014-05-11 07:30:57 PM  
I bet she eats soggy biscuits to pay for her school.

/its the British name for ookie cookie
 
2014-05-11 07:32:19 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-11 07:32:42 PM  
cute for Stock Photography.  Wait, you mean that you think . . . Oh that's just precious.
 
2014-05-11 07:32:57 PM  
Oh, my. She's lovely. I was expecting Miss Whales.

You win this time Fark-smoking-hot-Daily-Mai-link.

This time.
 
2014-05-11 07:33:19 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: MrBallou: CSB: Had Miss Hawaii as a lab assistant for a year. Absolutely fantastically gorgeous, but so nice and smart that you sort of forgot about the smoking hot aspect after a while. My fellow grad students and I fought over who got to work with her all the time. She's a Doctor now.

Why am I telling you this? Hell, I'm telling everybody.

She's a Doctor now? So they got rid of Capaldi?


He said a Doctor, not The Doctor.
 
2014-05-11 07:34:03 PM  
British beauty queen hot.

I'd hit, but it'd be because of her mind. (And probably her accent.)
 
2014-05-11 07:34:35 PM  

kendelrio: She is sciencing the shiat outta that beaker....

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x746]

/hot
//she's kinda Stepfordish to me....


not beaker, a volumetric flask

Photographers always want something in the glassware, so they add food coloring. If it were real science stuff she would need to be wearing safety glasses. Also, she looks like Ally Walker (Profiler) who also started out in a molecular biology lab.
 
2014-05-11 07:35:52 PM  

kendelrio: She is sciencing the shiat outta that beaker....

/hot
//she's kinda Stepfordish to me....


That looks like a volumetric flask but will give you a C for effort.
 
2014-05-11 07:38:16 PM  
She studies molecular biology?  I'd help her perpetuate her genes.
 
2014-05-11 07:38:35 PM  
Hey, are you a start codon? 'Cause you're turning me on!

I wish I was adenine, so I could get paired with "U."

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

You're sooo hot, you denature my proteins.

I prefer my ribosomes bound tight. Spin me around your basal body and make sure it's turgid.

I wish I was your molecular evolutionary genetics homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
 
2014-05-11 07:39:37 PM  

tzzhc4: kendelrio: She is sciencing the shiat outta that beaker....

/hot
//she's kinda Stepfordish to me....

That looks like a volumetric flask but will give you a C for effort.


Beaker... Flask... Whatever. I can't science anyway.
 
2014-05-11 07:40:30 PM  
I would let her at my test tube if you know what I mean and I think you do....
 
2014-05-11 07:40:36 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Hey, are you a start codon? 'Cause you're turning me on!

I wish I was adenine, so I could get paired with "U."

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

You're sooo hot, you denature my proteins.

I prefer my ribosomes bound tight. Spin me around your basal body and make sure it's turgid.

I wish I was your molecular evolutionary genetics homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.


/dont wanna admit i laughed at most of these lol
 
2014-05-11 07:40:55 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: She looks like a stock photograph of a smoking hot scientist. I bet her nickname is Stock Photo.


She does look like someone playing a chemist in a stock photo.

i.dailymail.co.uk

The only place if have seen test tubes with lots of pretty colors is in stock photos, e.g.

thumb7.shutterstock.com
see for yourself: https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=stock+photo+test+tube
 
2014-05-11 07:41:46 PM  

barefoot in the head: Pretty + blonde + smart does not equal smoking hot.


It does in Wales.  She's even got all of her top teef.
 
2014-05-11 07:42:23 PM  

aerojockey: British beauty queen hot.

I'd hit, but it'd be because of her mind. (And probably her accent.)




You want a hottie with an accent? (NSFW) There you are. I have no idea about her IQ though.
 
2014-05-11 07:43:35 PM  

kendelrio: tzzhc4: kendelrio: She is sciencing the shiat outta that beaker....

/hot
//she's kinda Stepfordish to me....

That looks like a volumetric flask but will give you a C for effort.

Beaker... Flask... Whatever. I can't science anyway.

For reference,what a beaker might look like.


cdnimg.visualizeus.com
 
2014-05-11 07:43:48 PM  

kendelrio: She is sciencing the shiat outta that beaker....

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x746]

/hot
//she's kinda Stepfordish to me....


img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-11 07:44:23 PM  
Damnit.
 
2014-05-11 07:44:52 PM  
Fact: If you're good looking it makes skating through life and taking shortcuts easier. Is she smart or "smart"?
 
2014-05-11 07:49:17 PM  
I'd be okay with her studying my genetic material.
 
2014-05-11 07:50:57 PM  

HairBolus: Tr0mBoNe: She looks like a stock photograph of a smoking hot scientist. I bet her nickname is Stock Photo.

She does look like someone playing a chemist in a stock photo.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x406]

The only place if have seen test tubes with lots of pretty colors is in stock photos, e.g.

[thumb7.shutterstock.com image 450x282]
see for yourself: https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=stock+photo+test+tube


To be fair, it isn't as photogenic or interesting to have a row of test tubes with clear fluid or fluid all the same color.  This was a photo for the dailyfail mouthbreathers, not Science.
 
2014-05-11 07:57:56 PM  
img.fark.net

Why is she staring intently at her right hand?
 
2014-05-11 08:01:36 PM  
How you doin sugar tits?
 
2014-05-11 08:04:31 PM  

Dawnrazor: [img.fark.net image 634x746]

Why is she staring intently at her right hand?


Because it's just as captivating as salad, but somewhat less amusing.
 
2014-05-11 08:04:36 PM  
She always has some coins in her pockets. There's change in her jeans.
 
2014-05-11 08:07:43 PM  
I love me some Wale watching.
 
2014-05-11 08:10:24 PM  
Am I the first one to bring up the topic of her boobs?
 
2014-05-11 08:13:47 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-11 08:13:59 PM  

Delay: If it were real science stuff she would need to be wearing safety glasses.


And there'd be something on a magnetic stirrer *somewhere*.
 
2014-05-11 08:21:54 PM  
Looks to me like she's "sciencing" up some jello shots.
 
2014-05-11 08:22:04 PM  

rbuzby: There are around 1.5 million women in Wales.  Of those 1.5 million, at least half are probably too old or too young to be miss Wales.  She could literally be the prettiest woman in Wales.  Probably is.  Being smart is just a bonus.

Also, I bet Wales people prefer to be called Welsh instead of British.  Even though they are both.


I know you are just trolling, but in case someone reads that and thinks it's true, Welsh and British are different ethnicities. The former independent countries of Wales and Britain are now part of the UK and Britain still refers to only a portion of that.
 
2014-05-11 08:22:48 PM  

kendelrio: She is sciencing the shiat outta that beaker....

/hot
//she's kinda Stepfordish to me....


She's smiling because she figured out how to put a stopper in the top.
 
2014-05-11 08:23:50 PM  

JonnyG: Am I the first one to bring up the topic of her boobs?


What boobs?
 
GBB
2014-05-11 08:24:15 PM  
BLAND
 
2014-05-11 08:24:58 PM  
She's a sophomore...so her lab work is what, o-chem, micro?
 
2014-05-11 08:29:25 PM  

gaspode: There is something about molecular biology that attracts the damned hottest post-grad students.


I married a smoking hot molecular biologist so I'm getting a kick.
 
2014-05-11 08:34:08 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Meanwhile in 'Merica...
[img.fark.net image 600x514]


But she's way hotter than the Brit.
 
2014-05-11 08:34:49 PM  

Dawnrazor: Why is she staring intently at her right hand?


She is making sure she has the tip handled properly. Also notice the cupping action on the bottom. She's a pro for sure.
 
2014-05-11 08:43:23 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: sendtodave: Wow, it's like a real life Hollywood version of what scientists look like.

[i291.photobucket.com image 342x326]

/Are You here for a reason, or are you just hoping for a glimmer?



I figured Christmas Jones would show up in this thread.
 
2014-05-11 08:47:28 PM  

Dawnrazor: [img.fark.net image 634x746]

Why is she staring intently at her right hand?


I thought she was twisting the head of that flask.

/yes
//twist--ing
///tw-I-s-t-ng......sorry,... what?
 
2014-05-11 08:47:30 PM  

Dawnrazor: [img.fark.net image 634x746]

Why is she staring intently at her right hand?


She shouldn't be staring at anything. She needs to fill that volumetric flask to the damn line. Who knows how much liquid is in that thing?

/love stock photos of people misusing chemistry equipment
 
2014-05-11 08:50:44 PM  
I hate over achievers. Make the rest of us look bad.
 
2014-05-11 08:51:32 PM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 635x324]


Cracked me the fark up. Studman has an assword for his Login.

Huh-huh-huh-He said -huh-huh assword.
 
2014-05-11 08:58:09 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Hot-looking microbiologist? Where are the Melissa Rauch pics?


I know, right?  First thing I thought.  I am so disappoint, FARK.
 
2014-05-11 09:07:23 PM  

Empty H: I always like how photographers insist on pictures of science containing all different colors of liquids.


Came into say this. Hate hate hate science reporting. I'd like to see her in a cold room with a tight shirt on, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2014-05-11 09:11:09 PM  
Yeah, first generation Welsh. Someone managed to sneak in fresh genetics.
 
2014-05-11 09:12:23 PM  
Not bad at all.  I don't even feel the need to call her "British Hot".
 
2014-05-11 09:13:11 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Empty H: I always like how photographers insist on pictures of science containing all different colors of liquids.

Came into say this. Hate hate hate science reporting. I'd like to see her in a cold room with a tight shirt on, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.


Its accurate. Those are all DIY pregnancy tests she made. For once I would be hoping to be the man who turned the water blue.

/banging prego chicks is awesome
// yes awesome
 
2014-05-11 09:15:46 PM  
Subby doesn't understand how to use the term "smoking hot"

If I click the link and don't see pictures like this, I am disappoint
antiarman.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-11 09:21:41 PM  
lgcdn.horror-movies.ca
 
2014-05-11 09:22:00 PM  

kendelrio: She is sciencing the shiat outta that beaker....

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x746]

/hot
//she's kinda Stepfordish to me....


You can tell those are real chemicals because they are different colors in the test tubes and such.
 
2014-05-11 09:33:17 PM  

Flappyhead: I'd give her some petri dish samples if you catch my drift.


It's good that she's into studying really small things.
 
2014-05-11 09:35:05 PM  
We're all stardust. We've all farked her.
 
2014-05-11 09:39:28 PM  
Hot.
Smart.
Sane.

Pick two.
 
2014-05-11 09:40:37 PM  

zvoidx: 2wolves: Eight pictures, three facial expressions.

[img.fark.net image 608x200]


You leave Rainn Wilson out of this.

i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2014-05-11 09:44:24 PM  
Kinda reminds me of

img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-11 09:47:15 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Repo Man: Heavy sigh. What a sweetheart.

Did you know that Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring has an MS in molecular biology, and is apparently now working on a Ph.d.? Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Thanks. I didn't know that.

oh way ohhhh



You sonuvabiatch.
 
2014-05-11 09:47:47 PM  
img.fark.net
Researching a more believable dye job.
 
2014-05-11 09:56:36 PM  
I'd show her my graduated cylinder.
 
2014-05-11 10:00:11 PM  
This is why math is hard
/books are marked
//difficulty
///3
 
2014-05-11 10:00:38 PM  
So many like this. She's an undergrad who like the "theory" behind genetics.

Yeah, I went to a university with 72% females. Regardless of that, most incoming freshmen, year after year, all wanted to be Breaking Bad, or some Grey's Anatomy sort.

The real-deal science chicks: 1) a few were going bald; 2) were all overweight; 3) had zero time/interest in social events unless it was nerd related; 4) would run this chick into the ground with her "theory" behind genetics. Oy vey ist mir.

Dumb as a farking brick.
 
2014-05-11 10:00:59 PM  
She's an 8/10 but for The Daily Fail & Fark that's as good as a 15/10
 
2014-05-11 10:03:22 PM  
FTA: A female scientist has been experimenting with beauty competitions and her results prove she's got a formula for success.


Is is symmetry?

www.improbable.com

/hopefully obscure
 
2014-05-11 10:14:31 PM  

Some Bass Playing Guy: I love it that when someone uses the term "smoking hot" that what we're gonna get is a total crapshoot.


Yeah well, the Welsh surprisingly produce quite a few lookers, and this was a major competition so the odds were in her favor.

That said, NORACK.jpg
 
2014-05-11 10:19:32 PM  
She's not even British hot. She's regular hot.
 
2014-05-11 10:19:40 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Some Bass Playing Guy: I love it that when someone uses the term "smoking hot" that what we're gonna get is a total crapshoot.

Yeah well, the Welsh surprisingly produce quite a few lookers, and this was a major competition so the odds were in her favor.

That said, NORACK.jpg


Are we long lost cousins?

/either way I'd still fark that welsh chick with a beaker
 
2014-05-11 10:23:02 PM  

Snarfangel: 2wolves: Eight pictures, three facial expressions.

They range the gamut from A to C.


More seriously, a pretty girl who is smart? Where does the line form?


There are plenty in the US, a huge majority of them just aren't shallow enough to need something stupid like a beauty pageant to boost their ego or be all "HEY LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE".
 
2014-05-11 10:26:55 PM  

Heywood Jublowme: HaywoodJablonski: Some Bass Playing Guy: I love it that when someone uses the term "smoking hot" that what we're gonna get is a total crapshoot.

Yeah well, the Welsh surprisingly produce quite a few lookers, and this was a major competition so the odds were in her favor.

That said, NORACK.jpg

Are we long lost cousins?

/either way I'd still fark that welsh chick with a beaker


Possibly, but I'm clearly from the Warsaw Jablonski clan. You seem like you're one of the French or Swiss Jublowmes
 
2014-05-11 10:27:58 PM  
"Miss Wales," huh. I was expecting bigger.
 
2014-05-11 10:31:15 PM  

big pig peaches: Look at all those colors. She must be doing important science experimenting.


So much this
 
2014-05-11 10:33:22 PM  

kendelrio: She is sciencing the shiat outta that beaker....

/hot
//she's kinda Stepfordish to me....


She ain't no scientist. Where are her SAFETY GLASSES?

I smell a fraud.

/but an interesting use of ill fitting gloves.

//looks like she's washing the dishes, not experimenting in them.

///pan down, is she barefoot in the lab, too?
 
2014-05-11 10:35:20 PM  
I'd "Wale" on her... with my penis.

/if you know what I mean, and if you don't then go speak to your parents and tell them that you desperately need "The talk"
//like today, no more putting it off to your wedding day
 
2014-05-11 10:40:51 PM  
You will find me in her in her lab(ia).
 
2014-05-11 10:46:33 PM  
Her first love is genetics? I'm willing to donate some DNA.

/for science!
 
2014-05-11 10:49:01 PM  
Not bad for a Welsh lass. Not that it matters, but I bet you still can't make out a word she's saying.

Even still, I'd like to ogleisio ei rhannau isaf gyda mi hwyliog roger.
 
2014-05-11 10:53:27 PM  

Fear the Clam: Researching a more believable dye job.


You must be Sherlock Holmes.
 
2014-05-11 10:58:23 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Some Bass Playing Guy: I love it that when someone uses the term "smoking hot" that what we're gonna get is a total crapshoot.

Yeah well, the Welsh surprisingly produce quite a few lookers, and this was a major competition so the odds were in her favor.

That said, NORACK.jpg


That is why God invented doggy style.
 
2014-05-11 11:09:48 PM  
www.studybreakmedia.com
 
2014-05-11 11:10:47 PM  

Delay: Photographers always want something in the glassware, so they add food coloring. If it were real science stuff she would need to be wearing safety glasses. Also, she looks like Ally Walker (Profiler) who also started out in a molecular biology lab.


Yeah.  I've had 5 semesters of chem lab--and just about everything we dealt with was either clear or white.  Colors were rare.  A bunch of tubes that all have bright colors?  If she's not doing dye research it's fake.

Cpl.D: Smart women = HAWT.

Smart women who are also pretty = A species hunted nearly into extinction.


Extinction?  Nah, they're just captives.

ko_kyi: I'd show her my graduated cylinder.


Ouch!  You have tattoos on it?!
 
2014-05-11 11:12:08 PM  
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2014-05-11 11:22:00 PM  

Cpl.D: If any of you chuckleknucks in this thread idly wonder why

attractive women don't tend to go into the sciences or engineering or what have you, look real hard at this thread.  Damn near every post explains it.

FTFY
 
2014-05-11 11:22:50 PM  
johnansell.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-11 11:30:07 PM  

Cpl.D: If any of you chuckleknucks in this thread idly wonder why women don't tend to go into the sciences or engineering or what have you, look real hard at this thread.  Damn near every post explains it.


Oh come on. If this young woman were replaced with Prince Charming McMusclechest for the article, the comments would be widely similar, just from a different group of people.
 
2014-05-11 11:33:04 PM  

powhound: Meh. She's my ex. Had to dump her cuz of pointy knees and reasons.


Wouldn't let you put it in her butt?  Don't blame ya.
 
2014-05-11 11:41:24 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Is that bulge a colostomy bag? Or is it a butt enhancing pad and the world's worst bridesmaid dress is on backwards? So very confused.
 
2014-05-11 11:44:29 PM  

goatleggedfellow: Dawnrazor: [img.fark.net image 634x746]

Why is she staring intently at her right hand?

She shouldn't be staring at anything. She needs to fill that volumetric flask to the damn line. Who knows how much liquid is in that thing?

/love stock photos of people misusing chemistry equipment


Yes, yes, and yes.  She isn't the Big Flaming Nerd she pretends to be if she can allow herself to be photographed using glassware wrong.  And if she doesn't know how to use a volumetric flask yet, then it's anybody's guess how she's really going to do in her program of study.
 
2014-05-11 11:47:20 PM  

SirJibsAlot: As someone said, I am usually afraid to click a link that says smoking hot and being brit in the same sentence.

British women are digusting for the most part. This girl is the hot minority.


It's probably worth distinguishing the different sorts of Brit. Catherine Zeta-Jones is Welsh.
 
2014-05-11 11:48:34 PM  

HairBolus: The only place if have seen test tubes with lots of pretty colors is in stock photos, e.g.


Work in quantum nanodots - you get sets like this all the time.  They're fun to play with.  Not claiming she's using them, though they do have a lot of biological uses.

upload.wikimedia.org
images.dailytech.com
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-11 11:50:15 PM  

Empty H: I always like how photographers insist on pictures of science containing all different colors of liquids.


Well, to be fair, it might otherwise be like taking pictures of accountancy. And we all know how dull, dull, dull, that can be.
 
v15
2014-05-12 12:02:39 AM  
So if smoking hot micro biology chick died right now what's the longest you'd go before you stopped farking her? 1 hr after death? 2 hrs? 8 hrs? Curious how demented you farks are!
 
2014-05-12 12:06:11 AM  

PreMortem: I'm usually ascared to click "smoking hot" links, especially when it's a Brit. Pleasantly pleased. She is hot and smart. Double boner for her.


Indeed, add her genetic material to the Khan Noonien Singh Augment project.
 
2014-05-12 12:12:17 AM  
I'd give her a dna sample if you know what I mean
 
2014-05-12 12:17:15 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: She looks like a stock photograph of a smoking hot scientist. I bet her nickname is Stock Photo.


We got that B roll!
 
2014-05-12 12:47:21 AM  
Apparently she wasn't smart enough to refuse to pose with test tubes and flasks full of food coloring.
 
2014-05-12 12:48:39 AM  
Nice. :O
 
2014-05-12 01:12:58 AM  

Flappyhead: I'd give her some petri dish samples if you catch my drift.


Id give her a deadly disease to research.

wait. what?
 
2014-05-12 01:40:55 AM  
Mreh. A-cups an' shiatt.
 
2014-05-12 01:51:28 AM  
img.fark.net

Are you ready for the final...solution?
 
2014-05-12 01:51:31 AM  

Bertuccio: rbuzby: There are around 1.5 million women in Wales.  Of those 1.5 million, at least half are probably too old or too young to be miss Wales.  She could literally be the prettiest woman in Wales.  Probably is.  Being smart is just a bonus.

Also, I bet Wales people prefer to be called Welsh instead of British.  Even though they are both.

I know you are just trolling, but in case someone reads that and thinks it's true, Welsh and British are different ethnicities. The former independent countries of Wales and Britain are now part of the UK and Britain still refers to only a portion of that.


I'll bet you guys are giving any of the English farkers reading this an aneurysm about now.

English like to be called English.  Welsh like to be called Welsh (but without any vowels).  Scots like to be called Scots.

Nobody likes to be called British.  Except Lord British, but he was a make-believe video game character.
 
2014-05-12 02:48:14 AM  

Bertuccio: rbuzby: There are around 1.5 million women in Wales.  Of those 1.5 million, at least half are probably too old or too young to be miss Wales.  She could literally be the prettiest woman in Wales.  Probably is.  Being smart is just a bonus.

Also, I bet Wales people prefer to be called Welsh instead of British.  Even though they are both.

I know you are just trolling, but in case someone reads that and thinks it's true, Welsh and British are different ethnicities. The former independent countries of Wales and Britain are now part of the UK and Britain still refers to only a portion of that.


Is this a joke? Do you think Wales is attached to Ireland or something?
 
2014-05-12 02:51:58 AM  
images7.alphacoders.com

Someone just filled a cup.
 
2014-05-12 05:36:32 AM  
She is very beautiful and a very intelligent lady who should be proud of her accomplishments. That said, I think the staged lab photos look like something Paul Ryan would release in an attempt to look all "sciencey" while visiting a research facility.

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-12 05:57:57 AM  

heavymetal: She is very beautiful and a very intelligent lady who should be proud of her accomplishments. That said, I think the staged lab photos look like something Paul Ryan would release in an attempt to look all "sciencey" while visiting a research facility.

[img.fark.net image 434x546]


Hehehe.. yeah, that seems spot on.

'Welcome to our photography studio, young lady.  We've set up a fake lab over here for you to pose at.. never mind that it's not what you're used to.'
 
2014-05-12 07:30:38 AM  
From Cardiff?  I bet Torchwood had something to do with this.
 
2014-05-12 08:02:26 AM  
Yeah, like a scientific study in a lab would end up in a spectrum of colour which resembles a rainbow, being able to recreate the varying density of rain droplets reflecting / refracting light at a given point in the higher atmosphere.
 
2014-05-12 08:19:21 AM  
Gosh, I would love to see her cure for priapism!!  Could I volunteer to be the test subject??
 
2014-05-12 08:28:03 AM  
I would provide her with ample protein samples.
 
2014-05-12 09:34:37 AM  

v15: So if smoking hot micro biology chick died right now what's the longest you'd go before you stopped farking her? 1 hr after death? 2 hrs? 8 hrs? Curious how demented you farks are!


Should of included how many days.
 
2014-05-12 09:54:01 AM  
Molecular biologist hot. The best kind of hot.
 
2014-05-12 10:45:44 AM  
How can I tell if she's worthy of being the beauty pageant winner if there are no tiny bikini shots of her??
HOWWWW??!??!?!
 
2014-05-12 10:49:08 AM  

big pig peaches: Look at all those colors. She must be doing important science experimenting.


I wouldn't trust her results.  The vials of colored water are not in ROY G BIV order.

/Nor was the US Terror-level Scale...
 
2014-05-12 10:51:10 AM  

Repo Man: Heavy sigh. What a sweetheart.

Did you know that Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring has an MS in molecular biology, and is apparently now working on a Ph.d.? Just thought I'd throw that out there.


Brian May went back to finish his Ph.D. in Astronomy after Freddie Mercury died and Queen broke up.
 
2014-05-12 01:09:13 PM  
Something's not right here.

s13.postimg.org
 
2014-05-12 02:08:31 PM  

gaspode: There is something about molecular biology that attracts the damned hottest post-grad students.


And how.

There are a bunch of research labs where I work, but the molecular bio one down the hall is a beehive of attractive women with PhD's and exotic foreign accents.

/I'm hall monitor
 
2014-05-12 03:16:27 PM  

boyvoyeur: Something's not right here.

[s13.postimg.org image 634x907]


Well she is from Whales. Maybe there's some lingering fat gene stuck up in there.
 
2014-05-12 04:33:49 PM  

Temporarily Qualmless: gaspode: There is something about molecular biology that attracts the damned hottest post-grad students.

And how.

There are a bunch of research labs where I work, but the molecular bio one down the hall is a beehive of attractive women with PhD's and exotic foreign accents.

/I'm hall monitor


I spent 3 years writing specialist 3d modelling and imaging software for their phd projects. Working extremely closely with them for long periods. Yay for science lol
 
2014-05-12 04:37:59 PM  

kendelrio: She is sciencing the shiat outta that beaker....

/hot
//she's kinda Stepfordish to me....


Okay, people, whatever you do, DON'T Photoshop this...
 
2014-05-12 05:38:05 PM  

boyvoyeur: Something's not right here.

[s13.postimg.org image 634x907]


It's part of a toned quadriceps muscle, turned at an angle.
 
2014-05-12 09:22:59 PM  

whidbey: boyvoyeur: Something's not right here.

[s13.postimg.org image 634x907]

Well she is from Whales. Maybe there's some lingering fat gene stuck up in there.


I'll just duck under and have a look...
 
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