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(Starpulse)   Miley Cyrus puts the 'blow' in 'blow-up doll' during gig at London's G-A-Y nightclub. What's that you say? Pics or it didn't happen? Well, here you go (Not safe for work)   (starpulse.com) divider line 93
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2014-05-11 05:29:29 PM
www.thehulltruth.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2014-05-11 05:44:57 PM
Someone get the lights.
 
2014-05-11 05:46:43 PM
Blow ROC?
/Link
 
2014-05-11 05:56:43 PM
Look at me.  LOOK AT ME!   LOOK, DAMN YOU!!   LOOOOOOOK!!!!!
 
2014-05-11 06:04:38 PM
In the video she french kisses some random person in the crowd. Unless it was a plant, she's risking the herp.
 
2014-05-11 06:11:21 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: In the video she french kisses some random person in the crowd. Unless it was a plant, she's risking

transmitting the herp.

/adjusted that for ya
 
2014-05-11 06:23:15 PM
Well, she is definitely a well-paid stripper. Nobody slipped her any singles.

/Of course, in the UK, they use pound coins.
//Visualize those for a moment or two.
 
2014-05-11 06:25:18 PM

AirForceVet: Well, she is definitely a well-paid stripper. Nobody slipped her any singles.

/Of course, in the UK, they use pound coins.
//Visualize those for a moment or two.


This is why I only tip strippers in Canadian Tire money.
 
2014-05-11 06:26:04 PM
15:01.
 
2014-05-11 06:29:48 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Look at me.  LOOK AT ME!   LOOK, DAMN YOU!!   LOOOOOOOK!!!!!


[OUTRAGE] Entertainer on stage attracts attention
 
2014-05-11 06:30:20 PM

Mugato: Because People in power are Stupid: In the video she french kisses some random person in the crowd. Unless it was a plant, she's risking transmitting the herp.

/adjusted that for ya


I actually won a free backstage pass to one of her shows. I thought she was attractive being millions of years younger than me and I saw another likewise old guy backstage. So I went up to him while we were watching her. The guy had a mullet so I figured that he wasn't uptight and could appreciate a joke about farking a younger woman.

So I went up to this dude and I said "Man she's so skinny, I bet her pussy is tight"

He said "I'm her father, you know Billy Ray Cyrus"...

I looked at him dumbfounded. Yes, it was him. I should have recognized him.  I was like: "Damn, I was just kidding... I didn't mean to offend you."

He said, "It's not as tight as her butthole"

So that's where she gets it.
 
2014-05-11 06:32:47 PM
Is it bad that I wanted to see her drown in a sea of sloogz from that doll?
 
2014-05-11 06:39:46 PM
14:56....14:57.....14:58....14:59....
 
2014-05-11 06:41:06 PM
"I'm really glad she's workin' it up and pissing those grandparent-minded motherfarkers off"
 
2014-05-11 06:45:22 PM
Would someone please teach this young woman what sexy is before it's too late?
 
2014-05-11 06:49:19 PM
www.mtv.com


Amateur compared to these guys.
 
2014-05-11 06:50:09 PM
Jumped the shark.
Blew up the fridge.
Blew the blow-up doll.
 
2014-05-11 06:52:28 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: AirForceVet: Well, she is definitely a well-paid stripper. Nobody slipped her any singles.

/Of course, in the UK, they use pound coins.
//Visualize those for a moment or two.

This is why I only tip strippers in Canadian Tire money.


I had to look that one up. According to some folks in places like Australia you can buy fake money to tip them with that the dancers exchange for the real thing at the end of the night. Sorta like Disney Dollars.
 
2014-05-11 06:52:30 PM
The corn crop's looking real nice this year...
 
2014-05-11 06:52:48 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: AirForceVet: Well, she is definitely a well-paid stripper. Nobody slipped her any singles.

/Of course, in the UK, they use pound coins.
//Visualize those for a moment or two.

This is why I only tip strippers in Canadian Tire money.


Not Toonies?
 
2014-05-11 06:53:06 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: In the video she french kisses some random person in the crowd. Unless it was a plant, she's risking the herp.


It's Miley Cyrus. EVERY kiss is a french kiss.

chattanoogabystander.com
 
2014-05-11 06:53:47 PM

born_yesterday: Would someone please teach this young woman what sexy is before it's too late?


You can still masturbate to her old photos
 
2014-05-11 06:56:18 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Look at me.  LOOK AT ME!   LOOK, DAMN YOU!!   LOOOOOOOK!!!!!


I looked.  I've seen better so I stopped.
 
2014-05-11 07:14:08 PM
Wow... That outfit looks an awful lot like a microplane grater...
 
2014-05-11 07:18:31 PM

Dwight_Yeast: Benevolent Misanthrope: AirForceVet: Well, she is definitely a well-paid stripper. Nobody slipped her any singles.

/Of course, in the UK, they use pound coins.
//Visualize those for a moment or two.

This is why I only tip strippers in Canadian Tire money.

Not Toonies?


Since so many are single mothers and/or students, I make it a point to tip with school supply coupons and vouchers.  I'm a responsible tiddy-bar patron.
 
2014-05-11 07:21:50 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Look at me.  LOOK AT ME!   LOOK, DAMN YOU!!   LOOOOOOOK!!!!!


She came out of Billy Ray's cock. Are you surprised?
 
2014-05-11 07:25:13 PM
I'd let her tongue punch my fart box while I rub one out.
 
2014-05-11 07:25:54 PM
She's not even remotely attractive.
 
2014-05-11 07:37:18 PM
She's really not a very good performer. Whenever I see footage of these pop stars performing in settings that don't involve a big budget, high choreographed thing, they always seem to have no farking clue whatsoever. On the flip side of that, rock stars who spent a few years playing clubs before hitting it big can handle any size show, low budget or big budget. Makes me think the little pop stars forgot an important part of their education.
 
2014-05-11 07:37:24 PM
I want to know who she thinks her target audience is anymore. Clearly the music is for pre-teen girls, but the live show is some sort of German Scheisse show
 
2014-05-11 07:38:44 PM

SithLord: [www.mtv.com image 850x607]


Amateur compared to these guys.


awww...I'm gonna miss their shows.
 
2014-05-11 07:41:17 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Look at me.  LOOK AT ME!   LOOK, DAMN YOU!!   LOOOOOOOK!!!!!


Pretty much this.  Apparently she wasn't getting enough media attention recently so she had to do yet another powerfully stupid thing in front of a lot of people to bring the spotlight back on her.
 
2014-05-11 07:45:14 PM
i'm in the extreme minority, obviously
the things i would do to that chick...cannot be said on fark or network tv
 
2014-05-11 07:51:17 PM
Ya know, I really want to like her, for growing out of being a packaged Disney product and creating a wholly different career.

She works hard. It's not like she plays DJ or simply appears at clubs to pick up a check. Dancing and singing is a real job.

But she's like a Walmart version of Gaga or Madonna. Why doesn't she have better people to manager her act?
 
2014-05-11 07:57:35 PM
The worst thing about that video is the fact that everyone at the show was watching her through a tiny little screen instead of right in front of them, recording the show so they can upload it and get views on YouTube. It's a concert, people! Enjoy the experience.
 
2014-05-11 07:57:39 PM
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-11 08:05:37 PM
I'd let her do Auntie Angel's bonus grapefruit technique on me.
 
2014-05-11 08:13:21 PM

LectertheChef: She's really not a very good performer. Whenever I see footage of these pop stars performing in settings that don't involve a big budget, high choreographed thing, they always seem to have no farking clue whatsoever. On the flip side of that, rock stars who spent a few years playing clubs before hitting it big can handle any size show, low budget or big budget. Makes me think the little pop stars forgot an important part of their education.


I have to say I prefer Metallica on the "Crashed" stage more than their big show.
 
2014-05-11 08:15:10 PM
The Rolling Stones and Beastie Boys both had inflatable sex parts in their shows - I guess they're just as horrible, then. Right?
 
2014-05-11 08:15:44 PM

bungle_jr: i'm in the extreme minority, obviously
the things i would do to that chick...cannot be said on fark or network tv


No, you aren't. Not at all. She's a very attractive woman, and a talented musician. Fark nerds just like hiding their butthurt behind snark.
 
2014-05-11 08:19:46 PM

winterlunacy: The Rolling Stones and Beastie Boys both had inflatable sex parts in their shows - I guess they're just as horrible, then. Right?


Did they fellate them?
 
2014-05-11 08:20:40 PM

winterlunacy: The Rolling Stones and Beastie Boys both had inflatable sex parts in their shows - I guess they're just as horrible, then. Right?


Yes. That is exactly the same thing.
 
2014-05-11 08:24:35 PM
It ain't gonna suck itself.
 
2014-05-11 08:33:14 PM

Geoff Peterson: bungle_jr: i'm in the extreme minority, obviously
the things i would do to that chick...cannot be said on fark or network tv

No, you aren't. Not at all. She's a very attractive woman, and a talented musician. Fark nerds just like hiding their butthurt behind snark.


Naw. Her voice freaks me out. It's a little too..... Country manly for me. It's weird.
...
And her feet look like a size 15. That freaks me out to.
 
2014-05-11 08:35:50 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Look at me.  LOOK AT ME!   LOOK, DAMN YOU!!   LOOOOOOOK!!!!!


...and we're done.

fusillade762: winterlunacy: The Rolling Stones and Beastie Boys both had inflatable sex parts in their shows - I guess they're just as horrible, then. Right?

Did they fellate them?


Yeah, I missed the part where The Beastie Boys sucked plastic peen before they bellowed out "No Jizz 'Till Brooklyn!", or when Keith Richards slobbed pseudo-knob before settling down on strumming "He's a Rainblow."
 
2014-05-11 08:45:21 PM

FormlessOne: Yeah, I missed the part where The Beastie Boys sucked plastic peen before they bellowed out "No Jizz 'Till Brooklyn!", or when Keith Richards slobbed pseudo-knob before settling down on strumming "He's a Rainblow."


Oh heavens! The Rolling Stones would NEVER stoop to crass sexual innuendo.

*Clutches pearls and drops to the fainting couch*
 
2014-05-11 08:46:54 PM
The fact that folks celebrate this scrawny, ugly skank, is just proof society is in fail mode.

This is the spawn of Achy Breaky Heart...
 
2014-05-11 08:58:15 PM

winterlunacy: The Rolling Stones and Beastie Boys both had inflatable sex parts in their shows - I guess they're just as horrible, then. Right?


Courtney Love would go topless on stage on occasion, Jim Morrison whipped it out and jerked off on stage (or he didn't, depending on which count you believe), Monster Magnet would have live lesbian sex shows on stage next to them, the Red Hot Chili Peppers walked out on stage with nothing but socks over their penii, and I'm sure there were others.

Rock/Pop musicians play up sexuality in stage acts, news at 11.

Miley at least seemingly keeps it on the stage and doesn't run around acting like a complete douchenozzle IRL like some of her pop peers.
 
2014-05-11 08:59:13 PM

jaytkay: she's like a Walmart version of Gaga


I'm starting a "describe Miley" in five words or fewer contest. You're in the lead.
 
2014-05-11 08:59:44 PM

fusillade762: winterlunacy: The Rolling Stones and Beastie Boys both had inflatable sex parts in their shows - I guess they're just as horrible, then. Right?

Did they fellate them?


No, but Mick used to ride the inflatable cock-balloon during what Keef (and everyone else involved with the band) calls Mick's "Gay period" in the late 70s-early 80s.
 
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