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2014-05-11 04:41:42 PM  
Considering last season, you'd think the Dolphins are used to the idea of one guy sacking another.

/Thank you, I'll be here all week.
 
2014-05-11 06:25:39 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-11 06:47:58 PM  
That guy has got a lot of nerve giving his opinion.
 
2014-05-11 06:52:18 PM  

js34603: That guy has got a lot of nerve giving his opinion.


...and society has a lot of nerve condemning his bigotry?
 
2014-05-11 06:58:38 PM  

js34603: That guy has got a lot of nerve giving his opinion.


Life is so unfair for bigoted, asshats
 
2014-05-11 07:01:31 PM  
Is the Dolphins locker room full of middle schoolers?
 
2014-05-11 07:04:13 PM  

rynthetyn: Is the Dolphins locker room full of middle schoolers?


Well... yeah.  I thought that had already been established.
 
2014-05-11 07:05:18 PM  
Saying bad things about people because of their ethnic background is wrong

Saying things about their homoghey: OMG Y U HATE FREE SPEECH

checkmate libulardoa
 
2014-05-11 07:08:02 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Saying bad things about people because of their ethnic background is wrong

Saying things about their homoghey: OMG Y U HATE FREE SPEECH

checkmate libulardoa


Meth doesn't suite you
 
2014-05-11 07:10:37 PM  

js34603: That guy has got a lot of nerve giving his opinion.


Damage the brand of the team/league and the team/league will take you out to the woodshed (RE: Donald Sterling).
 
2014-05-11 07:24:10 PM  
Warriors code. You all wouldn't understand
 
2014-05-11 07:25:07 PM  

js34603: That guy has got a lot of nerve giving his opinion.


Well done. I predict lots of bites
 
2014-05-11 07:28:38 PM  
On Thursday, Bullygate principle Mike Pouncey welcomed first-round pick Ja'Wuan James with this Twitter message: "Great pick! I can't wait for our gifts he's getting us lol."

And Pouncey might as well get his checkbook ready for this season.
 
2014-05-11 07:29:36 PM  
"Second-year defensive back Don Jones tweeted out "omg" immediately after video of the kiss aired. And when someone asked if he was referring to the embrace, he responded: "horrible."

So seeing 2 guys kiss weirds you out.  What's the best way to handle that?
A) look away / close your eyes
B) change the channel/ close the browser window
C) complain on Twitter for millions to see
 
2014-05-11 07:35:52 PM  
If you aren't turned on by two guys kissing then you're a bigot. It isn't enough that you think being gay is okay, you must also think it is really cool and sexy.

When Michael Jackson kissed Lisa Marie Presley there were millions of voices who suddenly cried out in terror. It didn't mean they were biased toward mixed race couples. When Al Gore kissed Tipper and people said ew, it didn't make them oldophobic. Find more important things to care about.
 
2014-05-11 07:38:10 PM  
Don't worry about pissing off Miami gays, lesbians, and their friends in the wake of a crap season, Dolphins.  It's not like it's a major gay center where they have a certain amount of economic and political power or anything.
 
2014-05-11 07:40:37 PM  

you are a puppet: If you aren't turned on by two guys kissing then you're a bigot. It isn't enough that you think being gay is okay, you must also think it is really cool and sexy.

When Michael Jackson kissed Lisa Marie Presley there were millions of voices who suddenly cried out in terror. It didn't mean they were biased toward mixed race couples. When Al Gore kissed Tipper and people said ew, it didn't make them oldophobic. Find more important things to care about.


 Because there are only two possible reactions to two people kissing. Being turned on or being grossed out. What are you, five?
 
2014-05-11 07:42:36 PM  
Pretty sure that by now the Dolphins have passed the Jets, Bengals, Cowboys and Snyders to become the NFL's stupidest team. It will be a glorious thing to watch their season go down in flames yet again this year.
 
2014-05-11 07:44:13 PM  

rynthetyn: you are a puppet: If you aren't turned on by two guys kissing then you're a bigot. It isn't enough that you think being gay is okay, you must also think it is really cool and sexy.

When Michael Jackson kissed Lisa Marie Presley there were millions of voices who suddenly cried out in terror. It didn't mean they were biased toward mixed race couples. When Al Gore kissed Tipper and people said ew, it didn't make them oldophobic. Find more important things to care about.

 Because there are only two possible reactions to two people kissing. Being turned on or being grossed out. What are you, five?


The point is that being "grossed out" by two people kissing isn't immoral. Do you think it is? What are you, retarded?
 
2014-05-11 07:50:50 PM  

flypusher713: "Second-year defensive back Don Jones tweeted out "omg" immediately after video of the kiss aired. And when someone asked if he was referring to the embrace, he responded: "horrible."

So seeing 2 guys kiss weirds you out.  What's the best way to handle that?
A) look away / close your eyes
B) change the channel/ close the browser window
C) complain on Twitter for millions to see


Know what I find hilarious? He's grossed out by seeing two guys kiss, yet has no problem showering with dozens of men as part of his job.
 
2014-05-11 07:59:57 PM  

Pokey.Clyde: flypusher713: "Second-year defensive back Don Jones tweeted out "omg" immediately after video of the kiss aired. And when someone asked if he was referring to the embrace, he responded: "horrible."

So seeing 2 guys kiss weirds you out.  What's the best way to handle that?
A) look away / close your eyes
B) change the channel/ close the browser window
C) complain on Twitter for millions to see

Know what I find hilarious? He's grossed out by seeing two guys kiss, yet has no problem showering with dozens of men as part of his job.


Not to mention the piles of hot, sweaty men in tight pants.
 
2014-05-11 08:01:59 PM  

you are a puppet: Because there are only two possible reactions to two people kissing. Being turned on or being grossed out. What are you, five?


The point is that being "grossed out" by two people kissing isn't immoral. Do you think it is? What are you, retarded?



It's not immoral but it is childish.
 
2014-05-11 08:02:30 PM  

you are a puppet: rynthetyn: you are a puppet: If you aren't turned on by two guys kissing then you're a bigot. It isn't enough that you think being gay is okay, you must also think it is really cool and sexy.

When Michael Jackson kissed Lisa Marie Presley there were millions of voices who suddenly cried out in terror. It didn't mean they were biased toward mixed race couples. When Al Gore kissed Tipper and people said ew, it didn't make them oldophobic. Find more important things to care about.

 Because there are only two possible reactions to two people kissing. Being turned on or being grossed out. What are you, five?

The point is that being "grossed out" by two people kissing isn't immoral. Do you think it is? What are you, retarded?


It's not immoral. It's being a troglodyte, however. I would also like to know if you're five.
 
2014-05-11 08:06:27 PM  

Waxing_Chewbacca: you are a puppet: rynthetyn: you are a puppet: If you aren't turned on by two guys kissing then you're a bigot. It isn't enough that you think being gay is okay, you must also think it is really cool and sexy.

When Michael Jackson kissed Lisa Marie Presley there were millions of voices who suddenly cried out in terror. It didn't mean they were biased toward mixed race couples. When Al Gore kissed Tipper and people said ew, it didn't make them oldophobic. Find more important things to care about.

 Because there are only two possible reactions to two people kissing. Being turned on or being grossed out. What are you, five?

The point is that being "grossed out" by two people kissing isn't immoral. Do you think it is? What are you, retarded?

It's not immoral. It's being a troglodyte, however. I would also like to know if you're five.


Once I was watching Karate Kid (the original, still the best) with a girlfriend and we both had to turn away from the screen when Ralph Maachio kissed Elizabeth Shue. I'm not just five, I'm four! And I'm a troglodyte! Hehehehehe! Tee-hee!
 
2014-05-11 08:09:04 PM  

you are a puppet: Waxing_Chewbacca: you are a puppet: rynthetyn: you are a puppet: If you aren't turned on by two guys kissing then you're a bigot. It isn't enough that you think being gay is okay, you must also think it is really cool and sexy.

When Michael Jackson kissed Lisa Marie Presley there were millions of voices who suddenly cried out in terror. It didn't mean they were biased toward mixed race couples. When Al Gore kissed Tipper and people said ew, it didn't make them oldophobic. Find more important things to care about.

 Because there are only two possible reactions to two people kissing. Being turned on or being grossed out. What are you, five?

The point is that being "grossed out" by two people kissing isn't immoral. Do you think it is? What are you, retarded?

It's not immoral. It's being a troglodyte, however. I would also like to know if you're five.

Once I was watching Karate Kid (the original, still the best) with a girlfriend and we both had to turn away from the screen when Ralph Maachio kissed Elizabeth Shue. I'm not just five, I'm four! And I'm a troglodyte! Hehehehehe! Tee-hee!


There's the confirmation. That and the use of the term "retarded" in an earlier post.
 
2014-05-11 08:11:12 PM  

you are a puppet: rynthetyn: you are a puppet: If you aren't turned on by two guys kissing then you're a bigot. It isn't enough that you think being gay is okay, you must also think it is really cool and sexy.

When Michael Jackson kissed Lisa Marie Presley there were millions of voices who suddenly cried out in terror. It didn't mean they were biased toward mixed race couples. When Al Gore kissed Tipper and people said ew, it didn't make them oldophobic. Find more important things to care about.

 Because there are only two possible reactions to two people kissing. Being turned on or being grossed out. What are you, five?

The point is that being "grossed out" by two people kissing isn't immoral. Do you think it is? What are you, retarded?


"omg" and "horrible" don't suggest being "grossed out". "eww" suggests that, and he didn't tweet it.
 
2014-05-11 08:12:05 PM  

js34603: That guy has got a lot of nerve giving his opinion.


HAHAHA! Everyone laugh at js34603! He's too stupid to understand free speech!
 
2014-05-11 08:12:34 PM  

Waxing_Chewbacca: you are a puppet: Waxing_Chewbacca: you are a puppet: rynthetyn: you are a puppet: If you aren't turned on by two guys kissing then you're a bigot. It isn't enough that you think being gay is okay, you must also think it is really cool and sexy.

When Michael Jackson kissed Lisa Marie Presley there were millions of voices who suddenly cried out in terror. It didn't mean they were biased toward mixed race couples. When Al Gore kissed Tipper and people said ew, it didn't make them oldophobic. Find more important things to care about.

 Because there are only two possible reactions to two people kissing. Being turned on or being grossed out. What are you, five?

The point is that being "grossed out" by two people kissing isn't immoral. Do you think it is? What are you, retarded?

It's not immoral. It's being a troglodyte, however. I would also like to know if you're five.

Once I was watching Karate Kid (the original, still the best) with a girlfriend and we both had to turn away from the screen when Ralph Maachio kissed Elizabeth Shue. I'm not just five, I'm four! And I'm a troglodyte! Hehehehehe! Tee-hee!

There's the confirmation. That and the use of the term "retarded" in an earlier post.


I could have used the word imbecile, but that was actually the way people referred to the retarded back in the early 1900s, and then it became politically incorrect. But now retarded is politically incorrect, and imbecile is okay. It's almost as if this country is populated by imbeciles/retards who have kneejerk reactions to things that aren't PC at any given moment. But what do I know, I'm three years old. Hee hee!
 
2014-05-11 08:22:47 PM  

you are a puppet: Waxing_Chewbacca: you are a puppet: Waxing_Chewbacca: you are a puppet: rynthetyn: you are a puppet: If you aren't turned on by two guys kissing then you're a bigot. It isn't enough that you think being gay is okay, you must also think it is really cool and sexy.

When Michael Jackson kissed Lisa Marie Presley there were millions of voices who suddenly cried out in terror. It didn't mean they were biased toward mixed race couples. When Al Gore kissed Tipper and people said ew, it didn't make them oldophobic. Find more important things to care about.

 Because there are only two possible reactions to two people kissing. Being turned on or being grossed out. What are you, five?

The point is that being "grossed out" by two people kissing isn't immoral. Do you think it is? What are you, retarded?

It's not immoral. It's being a troglodyte, however. I would also like to know if you're five.

Once I was watching Karate Kid (the original, still the best) with a girlfriend and we both had to turn away from the screen when Ralph Maachio kissed Elizabeth Shue. I'm not just five, I'm four! And I'm a troglodyte! Hehehehehe! Tee-hee!

There's the confirmation. That and the use of the term "retarded" in an earlier post.

I could have used the word imbecile, but that was actually the way people referred to the retarded back in the early 1900s, and then it became politically incorrect. But now retarded is politically incorrect, and imbecile is okay. It's almost as if this country is populated by imbeciles/retards who have kneejerk reactions to things that aren't PC at any given moment. But what do I know, I'm three years old. Hee hee!


Well you are engaged in an internet argument...
 
2014-05-11 08:23:49 PM  

TheManofPA: On Thursday, Bullygate principle Mike Pouncey welcomed first-round pick Ja'Wuan James with this Twitter message: "Great pick! I can't wait for our gifts he's getting us lol."

And Pouncey might as well get his checkbook ready for this season.


"Pouncey has since deleted his account."

Oh, that'll take care of it.

Sheesh. Not too clear on the "meaningful learning experience" concept, is he?
 
2014-05-11 08:28:33 PM  

INeedAName: you are a puppet: Waxing_Chewbacca: you are a puppet: Waxing_Chewbacca: you are a puppet: rynthetyn: you are a puppet: If you aren't turned on by two guys kissing then you're a bigot. It isn't enough that you think being gay is okay, you must also think it is really cool and sexy.

When Michael Jackson kissed Lisa Marie Presley there were millions of voices who suddenly cried out in terror. It didn't mean they were biased toward mixed race couples. When Al Gore kissed Tipper and people said ew, it didn't make them oldophobic. Find more important things to care about.

 Because there are only two possible reactions to two people kissing. Being turned on or being grossed out. What are you, five?

The point is that being "grossed out" by two people kissing isn't immoral. Do you think it is? What are you, retarded?

It's not immoral. It's being a troglodyte, however. I would also like to know if you're five.

Once I was watching Karate Kid (the original, still the best) with a girlfriend and we both had to turn away from the screen when Ralph Maachio kissed Elizabeth Shue. I'm not just five, I'm four! And I'm a troglodyte! Hehehehehe! Tee-hee!

There's the confirmation. That and the use of the term "retarded" in an earlier post.

I could have used the word imbecile, but that was actually the way people referred to the retarded back in the early 1900s, and then it became politically incorrect. But now retarded is politically incorrect, and imbecile is okay. It's almost as if this country is populated by imbeciles/retards who have kneejerk reactions to things that aren't PC at any given moment. But what do I know, I'm three years old. Hee hee!

Well you are engaged in an internet argument...


Yeah but he didn't call me a retard (he's above that word, it's not as sophisticated as 'asshat'), he called me a troglodyte i.e. a 50,000 year old and then in the next sentence called me a 5 year old.
 
2014-05-11 08:30:28 PM  

Wadded Beef: js34603: That guy has got a lot of nerve giving his opinion.

Damage the brand of the team/league and the team/league will take you out to the woodshed (RE: Donald Sterling).


Counter-point: Riley Cooper.
 
2014-05-11 08:37:11 PM  

you are a puppet: Waxing_Chewbacca: you are a puppet: rynthetyn: you are a puppet: If you aren't turned on by two guys kissing then you're a bigot. It isn't enough that you think being gay is okay, you must also think it is really cool and sexy.

When Michael Jackson kissed Lisa Marie Presley there were millions of voices who suddenly cried out in terror. It didn't mean they were biased toward mixed race couples. When Al Gore kissed Tipper and people said ew, it didn't make them oldophobic. Find more important things to care about.

 Because there are only two possible reactions to two people kissing. Being turned on or being grossed out. What are you, five?

The point is that being "grossed out" by two people kissing isn't immoral. Do you think it is? What are you, retarded?

It's not immoral. It's being a troglodyte, however. I would also like to know if you're five.

Once I was watching Karate Kid (the original, still the best) with a girlfriend and we both had to turn away from the screen when Ralph Maachio kissed Elizabeth Shue. I'm not just five, I'm four! And I'm a troglodyte! Hehehehehe! Tee-hee!


Your account was created on November 25, 2008. Did your parents make this account for you while you were in utero?
 
2014-05-11 08:42:15 PM  
Can't wait for when he inevitably gets cut in August.  The liberal butthurt will be EPIC.
 
2014-05-11 08:44:08 PM  

you are a puppet: Waxing_Chewbacca: you are a puppet: Waxing_Chewbacca: you are a puppet: rynthetyn: you are a puppet: If you aren't turned on by two guys kissing then you're a bigot. It isn't enough that you think being gay is okay, you must also think it is really cool and sexy.

When Michael Jackson kissed Lisa Marie Presley there were millions of voices who suddenly cried out in terror. It didn't mean they were biased toward mixed race couples. When Al Gore kissed Tipper and people said ew, it didn't make them oldophobic. Find more important things to care about.

 Because there are only two possible reactions to two people kissing. Being turned on or being grossed out. What are you, five?

The point is that being "grossed out" by two people kissing isn't immoral. Do you think it is? What are you, retarded?

It's not immoral. It's being a troglodyte, however. I would also like to know if you're five.

Once I was watching Karate Kid (the original, still the best) with a girlfriend and we both had to turn away from the screen when Ralph Maachio kissed Elizabeth Shue. I'm not just five, I'm four! And I'm a troglodyte! Hehehehehe! Tee-hee!

There's the confirmation. That and the use of the term "retarded" in an earlier post.

I could have used the word imbecile, but that was actually the way people referred to the retarded back in the early 1900s, and then it became politically incorrect. But now retarded is politically incorrect, and imbecile is okay. It's almost as if this country is populated by imbeciles/retards who have kneejerk reactions to things that aren't PC at any given moment. But what do I know, I'm three years old. Hee hee!


Language evolves. Unlike, say, yourself for example. You're point is that it's not PC to be a bigot now but it may well be in, perhaps, 50 years? Ok. I'm done with you.
 
2014-05-11 08:59:50 PM  
Seriously. Those asshats just wanting the rights and benefits given to other citizens if this country. Haha those Clinton Dix loving libs.
 
2014-05-11 09:02:43 PM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: Can't wait for when he inevitably gets cut in August.  The liberal butthurt will be EPIC.


Just like when it took Jason Collins so long to get signed after he came out, right? Oh, wait... NOT EPIC.

Anyway, good luck to you with that, cap.
 
2014-05-11 09:11:25 PM  
you are a puppet ; If you aren't turned on by two guys kissing then you're a bigot. It isn't enough that you think being gay is okay, you must also think it is really cool and sexy.

Spot on. And notice how the supposed non-existent gay agenda is right there not only to bring it to you, but also to attack anyone who dares to object. And now the ball club and league are going to at the very least give them lectures on how to be more politically correct and perhaps even fine them because "teh gay" cannot possibly be objected to.
 
2014-05-11 09:21:47 PM  
As a Bills fan and as someone who is in favor of social progress I am glad to see the Dolphins again acting like complete jack-asses.
 
2014-05-11 09:25:10 PM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: Can't wait for when he inevitably gets cut in August.  The liberal butthurt will be EPIC.


Yep, we can hear it already.  "The NFL......America........etc., just wasn't ready for an openly gay player."  Blah blah blah.

What's the over/under on the lawsuit for a hostile work environment?
 
2014-05-11 09:39:35 PM  

cchris_39: Flying Lasagna Monster: Can't wait for when he inevitably gets cut in August.  The liberal butthurt will be EPIC.

Yep, we can hear it already.  "The NFL......America........etc., just wasn't ready for an openly gay player."  Blah blah blah.

What's the over/under on the lawsuit for a hostile work environment?


He'll either make enough plays in practice/pre-season to earn a job, or he won't. He's just another rookie as far as I'm concerned.

But hey, good on you for hoping he fails so your strawman concept of libulardos even partially comes to pass.
 
2014-05-11 09:39:40 PM  

cchris_39: Flying Lasagna Monster: Can't wait for when he inevitably gets cut in August.  The liberal butthurt will be EPIC.


There is nothing I love more than these posts in sports threads.  "I'm crystal ball gazing! No one can challenge me!"

Yep, we can hear it already.  "The NFL......America........etc., just wasn't ready for an openly gay player."  Blah blah blah.

What's the over/under on the lawsuit for a hostile work environment?


More than likely we'll see one or two more active NFL players come out in Spring training and preseason, so that'll kill that argument.

/see, I can crystal ball gaze, too!
 
2014-05-11 09:43:30 PM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: Can't wait for when he inevitably gets cut in August.  The liberal butthurt will be EPIC.


He will have a trouble making the Rams because they have a lot of talent in the front seven and he's no Jackie Robinson in terms of superstar ability.
I suspect it will be a Tebow type situation where the media attention far outweighs the football significance.

That said, what is accomplished by publicly expressing disgust in a way that is both stupid and cruel?
 
2014-05-11 10:01:52 PM  

rynthetyn: Pokey.Clyde: flypusher713: "Second-year defensive back Don Jones tweeted out "omg" immediately after video of the kiss aired. And when someone asked if he was referring to the embrace, he responded: "horrible."

So seeing 2 guys kiss weirds you out.  What's the best way to handle that?
A) look away / close your eyes
B) change the channel/ close the browser window
C) complain on Twitter for millions to see

Know what I find hilarious? He's grossed out by seeing two guys kiss, yet has no problem showering with dozens of men as part of his job.

Not to mention the piles of hot, sweaty men in tight pants.


Go on...
 
2014-05-11 10:06:33 PM  
It's okay Dolphins. You'll always have 1972.
 
2014-05-11 10:18:33 PM  

rynthetyn: you are a puppet: If you aren't turned on by two guys kissing then you're a bigot. It isn't enough that you think being gay is okay, you must also think it is really cool and sexy.

When Michael Jackson kissed Lisa Marie Presley there were millions of voices who suddenly cried out in terror. It didn't mean they were biased toward mixed race couples. When Al Gore kissed Tipper and people said ew, it didn't make them oldophobic. Find more important things to care about.

 Because there are only two possible reactions to two people kissing. Being turned on or being grossed out. What are you, five?


Read his profile.  I'd say about 11.
 
2014-05-11 10:25:36 PM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: Can't wait for when he inevitably gets cut in August.  The liberal butthurt will be EPIC.


Wow that was a pretty terrible effort buddy.

1/10
 
2014-05-11 10:29:49 PM  

varmitydog: you are a puppet ; If you aren't turned on by two guys kissing then you're a bigot. It isn't enough that you think being gay is okay, you must also think it is really cool and sexy.

Spot on. And notice how the supposed non-existent gay agenda is right there not only to bring it to you, but also to attack anyone who dares to object. And now the ball club and league are going to at the very least give them lectures on how to be more politically correct and perhaps even fine them because "teh gay" cannot possibly be objected to.


Now that's how you troll or be a bigoted POS....either way.  Nice work.

8/10
 
2014-05-11 10:38:44 PM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: Can't wait for when he inevitably gets cut in August.  The liberal butthurt will be EPIC.


2/10 (I gave a style point for all caps on epic)
 
2014-05-11 10:59:34 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: Warriors code. You all wouldn't understand


www.thesmokinggun.com
 
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