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(io9)   Marriage stability depends on couple's margarine consumption. Here comes the sweet buttery science   (io9.com) divider line 41
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2014-05-11 03:45:12 PM
If any husband of mine ever tried to give me margarine, it would end a lot worse than divorce.
 
2014-05-11 04:00:19 PM
Guys, better start buttering her up.
 
2014-05-11 04:13:02 PM

bighairyguy: Guys, better start buttering her up.


assets.nydailynews.com
 
2014-05-11 04:58:03 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
Skr
2014-05-11 05:45:08 PM
margarine consumption - sweet buttery science
How are these two things related?
 
2014-05-11 05:51:13 PM
I bought a lot of butter and he got fat. No wonder things got all kerf*ckity.
 
2014-05-11 05:54:31 PM

ginandbacon: If any husband of mine ever tried to give me margarine, it would end a lot worse than divorce.


We get it.
For you, that scene in that Brando movie - do not try to do that at home, kids - ruined toast forever. And it will end the same way the movie did.

Farkers: Never serve gin&treif toast.
 
2014-05-11 05:58:02 PM
Butter is a wonderful substance.

Margarine is for people who have no taste whatsoever and like to eat plastic.
 
2014-05-11 06:03:52 PM
www.boloji.com
 
2014-05-11 06:04:54 PM
It would be tasteless of me to say "F*ck margarine!" but...there it is.
 
2014-05-11 06:23:58 PM
Margarine is for the poors. Butter is for the floors.
 
2014-05-11 07:15:48 PM
My apartment is happily margarine-free.
 
2014-05-11 07:24:56 PM
In wisconsin we have declared holy war on margarine. That is why all margarine has to be yellow.

Be butter best til your butters good or the best
 
2014-05-11 07:26:21 PM
Margarine is nasty.

/19 buttery yeas
 
2014-05-11 07:30:47 PM

kittyhas1000legs: My apartment is happily margarine-free.


KITTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Mine too. :3
 
2014-05-11 07:33:20 PM
More like the woman's dick consumption, mirite?

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2014-05-11 07:45:54 PM
The secret to domestic bliss, right here:

p-ec2.pixstatic.com
 
2014-05-11 07:53:38 PM

Gulper Eel: The secret to domestic bliss, right here:

[p-ec2.pixstatic.com image 540x386]


What the lazy rich naked ape blazes is that?

/That would make one heck of an ice cream flavor.
 
2014-05-11 08:12:25 PM
That's why you use Imperial so she feels like a duchess and shiat putting oleo on your toast.
 
2014-05-11 08:17:46 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: What the lazy rich naked ape blazes is that?

/That would make one heck of an ice cream flavor.


It is ambrosia. Put some of that on a sweet potato and it'll be a while before your toes uncurl.

They also do ice cream and it is damn good as well.
 
2014-05-11 08:55:03 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
I cannot belive it's not bottre.
 
2014-05-11 09:07:14 PM
I made my students sing about this:
http://youtu.be/Zd8iuRiMMNM

(On phone, so no linky)
 
2014-05-11 09:11:51 PM
I now suddenly have a fear that my bedsheets are going to kill me and everyone I love.  I don't even ski!
 
2014-05-11 09:15:55 PM
The fun part is when you realize that most of the paired graphs from that site really just correlate to the economy or to population growth instead of each other.

They correlate because of different causalities.
 
2014-05-11 09:40:22 PM
WHY IS A HAIRY GUY PEDDLING MAAAARGARINE AAAAACK
 
2014-05-11 09:48:02 PM
 
2014-05-11 09:50:46 PM
"where I stole the mar-juh-rene ... and here's exactly how I did it. Groping my way, I proceeded into St Alphonso's pantry and located by the mere sensitivity of my fingers themselves the box containing the mysterious mar-juh-rene. And I took out a bit of it and rubbed it on my right eye, I pumped the mystery and the majesty of the mar-juh-rene, and I said the 'm' of the mystery mar-juh-rene must stand for moron, which is the kind of person who lights fireworks in a crowded room, and the 'a' of mar-juh-reen stands for asshole, as if moron was not a good enough word to describe the motherfarker and 'r' in this case stands for rat, which is also what that guy is for lighting fireworks in this room and there is a hyphen, ladies and gentlemen, 'm-a-r-hyphen' the hyphen should be stuffed up his ass, 'm-a-r-hyphen-j' and 'j' is for juvenile hall, which is where they would send him if they caught him in Los Angeles and 'u' is for unguentene, which is a remedy for burns which might be used for a potential victim of his stupidity over there, folks, and then-then (stutters) de-ded-de there's an 'h' which stands for hot, which it would have been if it would have got on you and then there's another hyphen 'm-a-r-hyphen-j-u-h-hyphen'. This hyphen, this second hyphen, this delightful hyphen - you should stuff that one up his ass again too because one's not enough, they're small, and then there's another 'r' which should be for religion - a person like that needs true religion, don't you think? or a girl named Ramona, either way - maybe a little of both, to lay down and pray with him, and then there's an 'e' 'm-a-r-hyphen-j-u-h-hyphen-r-e' it's a very long 'e', that 'e' stands for ejaculation, which is what that thing was doing over there and then there's an 'n' which stands for nude, which is how everyone should sleep when they get home, of course it is, and then there's another 'e' on the end of that - 'm-a-r-hyphen-j-u-h-hyphen-r-e-n-e-to-the-enth-degree-n' - a little tiny weenie dwindling 'e' which shall go undisclosed tonight simply because ... "
 
2014-05-11 09:53:24 PM
I'm doing some shopping at Walmart and there's this pair of inland walruses, one in a scooter, the other crushing a walker, and they're arguing over which brand of margarin to buy in a five pound tub.
 
2014-05-11 09:56:47 PM

Kittypie070: It would be tasteless of me to say "F*ck margarine!" but...there it is.


Don't knock it til ya try it.

farking margarine, that is
 
2014-05-11 10:34:45 PM
imgs.xkcd.com

really? i had to post this hours after this went green?

/for shame
 
2014-05-11 10:40:54 PM
healthimpactnews.com
Not only does margarine not taste as good as butter, how it's made is depressing...
 
2014-05-11 10:44:19 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: ginandbacon: If any husband of mine ever tried to give me margarine, it would end a lot worse than divorce.

We get it.
For you, that scene in that Brando movie - do not try to do that at home, kids - ruined toast forever. And it will end the same way the movie did.

Farkers: Never serve gin&treif toast.


You're just mad because you're stuck putting margarine on bread when your meal is fleischig!
 
2014-05-11 10:46:01 PM
There's nothing buttery about margarine, subtard.

lh4.googleusercontent.com
"It's yellow."
 
2014-05-11 11:00:03 PM

Paris1127: Not only does margarine not taste as good as butter, how it's made is depressing...


There are multiple errors in that. :(

Not that margarine is any good, but I couldn't help but see the errors.
 
2014-05-11 11:38:46 PM

mgshamster: Paris1127: Not only does margarine not taste as good as butter, how it's made is depressing...

There are multiple errors in that. :(

Not that margarine is any good, but I couldn't help but see the errors.


Sorry, I just pulled it off GIS without fact-checking. Out of curiosity, what are the errors?

/couldn't find a better graphic
//I blame Hippolyte Mège-Mouriès
///butter>margarine
 
2014-05-12 12:18:24 AM
Butter eaters make better lovers.

It's true.
 
2014-05-12 01:52:20 AM

Gulper Eel: demaL-demaL-yeH: What the lazy rich naked ape blazes is that?

/That would make one heck of an ice cream flavor.

It is ambrosia. Put some of that on a sweet potato and it'll be a while before your toes uncurl.

They also do ice cream and it is damn good as well.


Where do we get this magical substance?
 
2014-05-12 06:31:27 AM

ornithopter: Gulper Eel: demaL-demaL-yeH: What the lazy rich naked ape blazes is that?

/That would make one heck of an ice cream flavor.

It is ambrosia. Put some of that on a sweet potato and it'll be a while before your toes uncurl.

They also do ice cream and it is damn good as well.

Where do we get this magical substance?


NYC metro area and Hudson Valley, primarily. Pretty much every grocery store and farmer's market has it.

I have preferred the farmer's markets as they are generally staffed by attractive women in a wide age range (college-50). Their standard work attire is often a sundress or something similarly wispy.
 
2014-05-12 06:40:37 AM
I Can't Believe It's Not Working Out Between Us?
 
2014-05-12 09:58:37 AM
Margarine is the work of the devil, a direct mockery of the God-given gift of butter.

It was only through infernal manipulation that yokels became convinced that eating an ersatz tasteless concoction was somehow healthier for you than delightful golden butter.

/The devil is also behind non-alcoholic beer, RC Cola, and "reality" TV shows.
 
2014-05-12 10:26:34 AM

Mad_Radhu: [www.boloji.com image 500x269]


I still can't believe that was an actual scene  from a real movie.  How grotesque.
 
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