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(Lifehacker)   Do you like to pour cold beer into frosty chilled mugs or glasses? You're doing it wrong   (lifehacker.com ) divider line
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2014-05-11 04:05:34 PM  
Do you like to link to Lifehacker summaries of already short blog posts? You may be an complete and utter tool.
 
2014-05-11 04:17:46 PM  
Do you like to go down to the gym and just hang around?
 
2014-05-11 04:18:21 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Do you like to link to Lifehacker summaries of already short blog posts? You may be an complete and utter tool.


My bad, I didn't see the link to the blog until after I submitted.

Modmins please change the link to:  http://www.thekitchn.com/why-chilling-your-beer-glass-isnt-a-waste-of - time-tapped-in-202857
 
2014-05-11 04:30:54 PM  
I'll drink my beer however I damn well please
 
2014-05-11 04:37:08 PM  
Ice cold beer and frosted mugs are designed to numb your taste buds so you don't taste the pisswater. Sadly, I drink the cheapest tap because I'm an alcoholic.
 
2014-05-11 05:00:54 PM  
Subby obviously knows nothing about beer. See here, the cans even say it should be ice cold:

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-11 05:09:24 PM  
FTFA:  "It's a cold, harsh realization to come to terms with the fact you've been pouring expensive beer into a glass and losing the flavor profiles the brewers worked so hard to perfect."

That's projection right there- - the cold hard reality is I drink cheap-ass beer and when its cold it is drinkable.
 
2014-05-11 05:31:14 PM  
No, pouring your already-cold beer into a frozen glass makes it too cold.  If you keep both beer and glasses in the fridge, it's fine.  Unless you're drinking a real beer that you want to taste, such as an English Ale, in which case it should be served warmer than that.
 
2014-05-11 05:32:42 PM  
so I'm supposed to drink it at body temperature and feel like puking after one glass?
 
2014-05-11 05:32:52 PM  
Beer: The ambrosia of the cretin.
 
2014-05-11 05:33:27 PM  

skatedrifter: Pocket Ninja: Do you like to link to Lifehacker summaries of already short blog posts? You may be an complete and utter tool.

My bad, I didn't see the link to the blog until after I submitted.

Modmins please change the link to:  http://www.thekitchn.com/why-chilling-your-beer-glass-isnt-a-waste-of - time-tapped-in-202857


Almost seems like using Lifehacker links is a way to get a green.

It's almost like the mods prefer to link to the most useless sites on the internet.
 
2014-05-11 05:34:03 PM  
I microwave my beer and drink it from fine china teacups.

BECAUSE I'M AN IDIOT.
 
2014-05-11 05:36:03 PM  
Not a fan of frosted mugs.. They make the beer watery..
 
2014-05-11 05:36:44 PM  

SpdrJay: I microwave my beer and drink it from fine china teacups.

BECAUSE I'M AN IDIOT.


I laughed way too hard at this.
 
2014-05-11 05:37:56 PM  
Amateurs. You also need to consider what happens when the beer leaves the body.

I find freezing my privates with a quick spray of liquid nitrogen just before going gives the beer that final send off the way the brewmeister intended.
 
2014-05-11 05:38:40 PM  
There is no such thing as a beer that's too cold on a hot day.   Maybe your hop-bobs are different, hipster, but you can have my frosty beer when you pry it from my frost bitten fingers,
 
2014-05-11 05:39:33 PM  
I put my beer in the freezer just long enough to form a sort of slush, then squeeze it from the can into a frosted mug and nuke it in the microwave for 30 seconds. I'm a contrarian .
 
2014-05-11 05:41:28 PM  

danno_to_infinity: so I'm supposed to drink it at body temperature and feel like puking after one glass?


If your body temperature is at room temperture the you should climb into a casket.
 
2014-05-11 05:42:25 PM  
This thread is hilarious and totally makes up for the shiatty blog post.
 
2014-05-11 05:43:04 PM  
If you put a tablespoon of salt in your beer you can get it even more cold!

Take THAT Coors Light!
 
2014-05-11 05:47:36 PM  
I'll drunk my coors any god damn way I want
 
2014-05-11 05:48:36 PM  
Farking beer snobs... just drink it.

But if you want to do it right, here's how... get yourself a clean needle.
 
2014-05-11 05:51:13 PM  
I mix my beer with jenkem.
 
2014-05-11 05:53:57 PM  

styckx: Not a fan of frosted mugs.. They make the beer watery..


Seconded.
 
2014-05-11 05:55:53 PM  
My beer is already in a cold glass bottle so why would I transfer it into a mug. I never understood that.
 
2014-05-11 05:56:57 PM  
jeezus hipsters are farkin annoying
 
2014-05-11 05:57:15 PM  
It's a 'cold, harsh realization' when you finally admit beer is almost entirely devoid of benefits beyond euphoria/drunkenness. Sure, drinking shiat sucks and if you don't drink a lot or can afford it you should buy nice stuff but it makes little sense to me, the snobbery.
 
2014-05-11 05:57:50 PM  
Oh and

StopdrinkinghowIdon'tdrinkchesskid.jpg
 
2014-05-11 06:00:50 PM  

SundaesChild: My beer is already in a cold glass bottle so why would I transfer it into a mug. I never understood that.


Well, for the snobs, a glass allows you to appreciate the color, head & aroma.

I bet even coors has some qualities that can be appreciated, like consistency.
 
2014-05-11 06:00:57 PM  
just shut up and drink your damn beer hipster
 
2014-05-11 06:03:55 PM  

styckx: Not a fan of frosted mugs.. They make the beer watery..


Huh?

Anyway, if beer is anything like wine, it should be cellar temperature, 55-58 degrees. That way it is cool to the touch but not too cold for your tastebuds.
 
2014-05-11 06:06:29 PM  
I almost forgot the coolest thing I've learned recently: coozies keep your drink cold by preventing the formation of condensation. Water vapor releases a lot of energy when it turns into liquid and that energy goes straight into your beer.
 
2014-05-11 06:07:36 PM  
Doesn't matter what temperature the beer is served as long as the server is super hot.

/obvious
/only drinks beer in Germany with people that do it well.
 
2014-05-11 06:09:41 PM  

Tobin_Lam: styckx: Not a fan of frosted mugs.. They make the beer watery..

Huh?

Anyway, if beer is anything like wine, it should be cellar temperature, 55-58 degrees. That way it is cool to the touch but not too cold for your tastebuds.


Interesting.

Im not sure if f beer & wine should be or are considered anything alike. But you raise an interesting question in that ... are they.
 
2014-05-11 06:10:43 PM  

pippi longstocking: Beer: The ambrosia of the cretin.


Nectar of nitwits.

I'll stick to my 20-year old port, thanks
 
2014-05-11 06:11:43 PM  

Aarontology: I'll drink my beer however I damn well please


This!

It depends on the day and what I'm drinking. A icy mug on a hot summer day is farking fantastic. But what really matters is that I drink what I want how I want.
 
2014-05-11 06:12:08 PM  

pippi longstocking: Beer: The ambrosia of the cretin.


This made me laugh much harder than it should have.

/beer drinker
//and, apparently, a cretin
 
2014-05-11 06:17:15 PM  
I used to have a refrigerator set just right so that when I pulled a mug out of the freezer and poured a beer into it, ice crystals would form and rise up. They in turn would scourer the days dust right out as they went down.

I don't think I ever really drank for the taste? I think it was for the effect.
 
2014-05-11 06:17:51 PM  
When Budweiser happens, I will spare you
 
2014-05-11 06:20:14 PM  
Shut up, England!
 
2014-05-11 06:20:19 PM  

ununcle: I put my beer in the freezer just long enough to form a sort of slush, then squeeze it from the can into a frosted mug and nuke it in the microwave for 30 seconds. I'm a contrarian .


Lol, slushie beer exited my nose on this.

/kinda hurt
//now my face is numb
Thanks for different buzz
 
2014-05-11 06:23:10 PM  
In the summer, I drink most of my beer on the golf course.  Cold is essential. Other times of the year, not so much.

If you drink all your beer under the same conditions, you're farking boring.
 
2014-05-11 06:24:10 PM  
Ice cold bud after cutting the grass is ambrosia. When I drink for taste is a whole other thing.
 
2014-05-11 06:25:38 PM  
You do your job, pencilneck, don't tell me how to do mine.
 
2014-05-11 06:27:20 PM  
Who cares?  So what?  One should drink their beer however they want.  Just drink the DAMN beer (of your choice of course)!  Personnally I like mine cold.  Thank you.
 
2014-05-11 06:33:59 PM  
The only really good "lifehack" they've come up with is the one to override a hotel room air conditioner, thats money.
 
2014-05-11 06:34:32 PM  

shanrick: Subby obviously knows nothing about beer. See here, the cans even say it should be ice cold:

[i.imgur.com image 324x299]


Yeah.  Because, if it was any warmer, you might be able to taste what they put in there.  :)
 
2014-05-11 06:35:07 PM  
Fortunately for me, I have a Lucas Electric refrigerator. ;p

/old joke, i know
//former Spitfire owner
 
2014-05-11 06:36:09 PM  

Tobin_Lam: I almost forgot the coolest thing I've learned recently: coozies keep your drink cold by preventing the formation of condensation. Water vapor releases a lot of energy when it turns into liquid and that energy goes straight into your beer.


I've always wondered if a koozy gets wet, is it better to have it on the beer or not?

The coolest thing I learned recently that I shoukd have known is the lines on a solo cup are meaningful. 1.5oz for the bottom one, 4oz (wine) next, then 12.
 
2014-05-11 06:37:10 PM  
I freeze beer into ice cubes and then use them to chill my wine.
 
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