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(CBS Baltimore)   Elderly couple returns home to find out thieves have taken everything. Why they even took their last can of Who Hash   ( divider line
    More: Sad, New York, Cheryl Volpe  
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5240 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 May 2014 at 5:12 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-11 07:07:53 PM  
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The light bulbs were a nice touch.

/It was someone they knew
//Someone who had a grudge against them
///May be they were shiatty neighbours?
2014-05-11 05:41:33 PM  
1 vote:

iheartscotch: Home owners insurance. This is why you get it. Plus, a security service. Or, move into a castle.

If you move into a castle, you then need dragon insurance and that'll cost ya an arm and a leg.
2014-05-11 05:31:36 PM  
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I'm just hoping they don't go to Baltimore for half a year for the weather. Or culture. Or shopping. Or traffic. Or better air. Or the pleasant accents.

The neighbor's kids have some interesting items on eBay and Craigslist.
2014-05-11 05:19:04 PM  
1 vote:
My parents split time between houses. I highly recommend:

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