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(Canton Repository)   Malone University students are obviously not homeowners because (a) they're students, (b) no student today can expect to ever afford a house, or (c) they feed squirrels   ( divider line
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2914 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 May 2014 at 3:52 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-11 04:01:39 PM  
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Malone university doesn't like squirrels. Malone University wants to elbow every squirrel in its face. Then, Malone University will get in its truck and go have waffles at the local Waffle House.
2014-05-11 05:08:03 PM  
1 vote:
LOL Fark has discovered the Canton Repository. Hilarity will ensue.
2014-05-11 04:09:59 PM  
1 vote:
If Malone students are doing anything, it's because they think Jesus told them to.
2014-05-11 04:08:21 PM  
1 vote:
I also feed squirrels.  So do my parents.

Other relatives eat them. That's also fine.

Hatred should be reserved for truly evil things like bugs.  Fark bugs.  All of them.
2014-05-11 03:59:47 PM  
1 vote:
Squirrel thread!
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