crossthread: If Malone students are doing anything, it's because they think Jesus told them to.
fluffy2097: Chipmunks are worse.
BitwiseShift: fluffy2097: Chipmunks are worse.I'll bet you don't have outside cats.
Thingster: They're the blondes of the forest.
Pants full of macaroni!!: crossthread: If Malone students are doing anything, it's because they think Jesus told them to.Hail, fellow Stark Countian./went to Walsh
Relatively Obscure: I also feed squirrels. So do my parents.Other relatives eat them. That's also fine.Hatred should be reserved for truly evil things like bugs. Fark bugs. All of them.
jehovahs witness protection: All tree rats MUST DIE!Got rid of two more today.
fluffy2097: Thingster: They're the blondes of the forest.Chipmunks have them beat. You don't even need bait to catch them.I caught over a dozen of the monsters by placing a have-a-heart trap against a wall where they regularly traveled from their house to their food source, the firewall blanket of my car./chipmunks don't eat my car anymore.
rewind2846: Relatively Obscure: I also feed squirrels. So do my parents.Other relatives eat them. That's also fine.Hatred should be reserved for truly evil things like bugs. Fark bugs. All of them.Insects pollinate crops. No insects, no food, no trees, no plants, no things that eat plants, no things that eat things that eat plants, including us.
CruJones: A homeowner could go back to school.Also a homeowner with no squirrel hatred. Keep your roof in shape you dolts and they can't get in.
DarkVader: Homeowner here.Never had a problem with squirrels.Possums, on the other hand, need to die.
clivecusslerfan: We need some coyotes to get them and the raccoons.
Medic Zero: Why? they seem harmless.
gibbon1: Medic Zero: Why? they seem harmless.Neighborhood I grew up in had tons of squirrels And lots of old nut and fruit trees which approximates a natural environment. So they have food, nesting sites and hard stuff to crew on. In a modern housing tract, they don't plant nut or fruit trees (too much maintenance). So squirrels live off cat food, garbage, raiding bird feeders, and handouts from the crazy squirrel lady. They nest in attics and chew on stuff (like your shingles) to keep their teeth in good shape.
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