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(Daily Mail)   Cursing found to be good for you as it provides both a creative and emotional outlet. Click on the link if you don't believe it, you motherfarking shiatheaded twatwaffles   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line 77
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2014-05-11 01:35:15 PM  
Don't tell us what to do you bossy s.o.b.mitter.
 
2014-05-11 02:42:12 PM  
I do believe it, and I clicked on the link anyway. How do ya like that, farkface?
 
2014-05-11 02:47:01 PM  
I think fark would be so much farking better site if we were farking allowed to farking type fark without the farking filter getting in the farking way.

Penis
 
2014-05-11 02:47:45 PM  
I think my favorite is thundercoont.  Although cock-juggler has its place/
 
2014-05-11 02:52:14 PM  
fark you farkball.
Denis Farina, RIP
 
2014-05-11 02:52:24 PM  
Not amused:

img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-11 02:57:52 PM  
I really hate mother farking, shiat eating, rat-bastard subs like this, it stunts my creativity.
 
2014-05-11 02:58:52 PM  

John Dewey: I think fark would be so much farking better site if we were farking allowed to farking type fark without the farking filter getting in the farking way.
Penis


I don't mind the filter, and I swear like a farking sailor.
 
2014-05-11 03:01:26 PM  
C*nts.
 
2014-05-11 03:02:24 PM  
huntsmanslodge.com
You dirty, fargin iceholes!
 
2014-05-11 03:06:07 PM  

megarian: C*nts.


I second this motion!
More C*nts!
 
2014-05-11 03:08:48 PM  
 
2014-05-11 03:10:42 PM  
Fark all you kunt faced shyt eating douches.
 
2014-05-11 03:12:37 PM  
For your pleasure, the Malcom Tucker fokk reel (nsfw language fokking obviously): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjD7DT5TxIs
The perfect Mother's Day gift.
 
2014-05-11 03:15:01 PM  
FTA: However, he warned: 'The more often someone swears, the less effective it is.

This is why I avoid swearing. Better to store it up like a Limit Break for IRL boss battles.
 
2014-05-11 03:18:34 PM  

Otfsentet: FTA: However, he warned: 'The more often someone swears, the less effective it is.

This is why I avoid swearing. Better to store it up like a Limit Break for IRL boss battles.


Otfsentet used Verbal Assault!

Enemy fainted!

*victory theme music*
 
2014-05-11 03:18:42 PM  
I grew up being punished if I cursed, especially by my father. I  heard him curse exactly twice while he was alive, once when my grandmother died, and once when my sister was hit by a car. I don't curse much conversationally, and I appreciate that this was how I was raised. I curse in situations that need emotional emphasis without thinking about it , but it bugs me a bit when people curse casually even though I believe language is designed for everyone to use at their own discretion. I was talking to some of my Dad's coworkers at his funeral a few years back and I told them pretty much what I just told you. They laughed and laughed, and told me that he didn't  talk like that at home because he used up all the curse words at work everyday. Apparently, at work he was the worst goddamn, motherfarking, cuss word spewing, son of a biatch during 2nd shift at the shipyard.
 
2014-05-11 03:18:43 PM  

TDBoedy: I think my favorite is thundercoont.  Although cock-juggler has its place/


I've always been partial to (shut your) cock holster or cum-dumpster. Cock wrangler is good too.
 
2014-05-11 03:19:51 PM  
 
2014-05-11 03:22:58 PM  
boobs
 
2014-05-11 03:30:10 PM  
Mr. Twain knew this.

"In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to  prayer."

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-11 03:40:10 PM  
It wouldn't be the Daily Fail without the worst accompanying list in the world.

1. F***
2. S***
3. Bloody
4. P***
5. B****
6. Crap
7. C***
8. C***
9. Damn
10. D***

Thanks so much for censoring that, Daily Mail. The difference between number 7 & 8 might ruin my puritanical mind.
 
2014-05-11 03:46:43 PM  

SuperTran: It wouldn't be the Daily Fail without the worst accompanying list in the world.

1. F***
2. S***
3. Bloody
4. P***
5. B****
6. Crap
7. C***
8. C***
9. Damn
10. D***

Thanks so much for censoring that, Daily Mail. The difference between number 7 & 8 might ruin my puritanical mind.


What's so bad about "carp" and "cola"? For that matter, what's so bad about "park" at #4?
 
2014-05-11 03:48:22 PM  
I swear, but in Chinese.

/can't stop the signal
 
2014-05-11 03:54:15 PM  
Only the uncreative need Carlin's list.

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
 
2014-05-11 03:54:46 PM  
I've noticed people from the UK use coont much more frequently than here in the US. I've been using it more lately. It really packs a punch. Shut yer Farking coont mouth you filthy Farking coont! Women really clutch their pearls over it but I find it particularly effective when used against coonty biatch men.
 
2014-05-11 03:54:46 PM  

grumpfuff: SuperTran: It wouldn't be the Daily Fail without the worst accompanying list in the world.

1. F***
2. S***
3. Bloody
4. P***
5. B****
6. Crap
7. C***
8. C***
9. Damn
10. D***

Thanks so much for censoring that, Daily Mail. The difference between number 7 & 8 might ruin my puritanical mind.

What's so bad about "carp" and "cola"? For that matter, what's so bad about "park" at #4?


Park you!
 
2014-05-11 03:56:52 PM  
/cock breath used to be my go to insult.
 
2014-05-11 03:57:44 PM  

SuperTran: It wouldn't be the Daily Fail without the worst accompanying list in the world.

1. F***
2. S***
3. Bloody
4. P***
5. B****
6. Crap
7. C***
8. C***
9. Damn
10. D***

Thanks so much for censoring that, Daily Mail. The difference between number 7 & 8 might ruin my puritanical mind.


Well, #7-8 are obviously c*ck and c*nt, who cares what order they're in. I initially thought #10 was damn, but that's #9. #10 must be d*ck. I'm curious about #4, though... a 4-letter word beginning in "P". If it was a 5-letter word, it would be obvious. It must be some Britishism I haven't yet heard.

Also, article needs Obvious tab... Cursing helps you mentally deal with pain, I'm sure most of us have known this for years.
 
2014-05-11 03:57:49 PM  

Zombie DJ: I swear, but in Chinese.

/can't stop the signal


I always hoped that "Dazed and Chinese" was full of cussing.
 
2014-05-11 03:58:15 PM  
http://youtu.be/q2FYkdG4l-8

/NSFW
//Oblig
///you're farking welcome
 
2014-05-11 03:59:10 PM  

SuperTran: grumpfuff: SuperTran: It wouldn't be the Daily Fail without the worst accompanying list in the world.

1. F***
2. S***
3. Bloody
4. P***
5. B****
6. Crap
7. C***
8. C***
9. Damn
10. D***

Thanks so much for censoring that, Daily Mail. The difference between number 7 & 8 might ruin my puritanical mind.

What's so bad about "carp" and "cola"? For that matter, what's so bad about "park" at #4?

Park you!


Hey, you stupid carp, don't be such a damn cola.
 
2014-05-11 04:01:11 PM  

Jgok: SuperTran: It wouldn't be the Daily Fail without the worst accompanying list in the world.

1. F***
2. S***
3. Bloody
4. P***
5. B****
6. Crap
7. C***
8. C***
9. Damn
10. D***

Thanks so much for censoring that, Daily Mail. The difference between number 7 & 8 might ruin my puritanical mind.

Well, #7-8 are obviously c*ck and c*nt, who cares what order they're in. I initially thought #10 was damn, but that's #9. #10 must be d*ck. I'm curious about #4, though... a 4-letter word beginning in "P". If it was a 5-letter word, it would be obvious. It must be some Britishism I haven't yet heard.

Also, article needs Obvious tab... Cursing helps you mentally deal with pain, I'm sure most of us have known this for years.


Piss off, ya wanker.
 
2014-05-11 04:01:46 PM  
Coont face.
Coont mouth.
farking coont.
Quit being such a farking coont.
 
2014-05-11 04:02:14 PM  
You dirty, slimy, ball of fark.  shiatstain.
 
2014-05-11 04:03:30 PM  
If you don't shut your farking coont hole I'll stab you in the farking face.
 
2014-05-11 04:04:10 PM  
Also, cussing is apparently what it takes to mange the strain of being Casey Kasem day after day.

Obviously the words are NSFW, because Snuggles.
 
2014-05-11 04:04:18 PM  

grumpfuff: SuperTran: grumpfuff: SuperTran: It wouldn't be the Daily Fail without the worst accompanying list in the world.

1. F***
2. S***
3. Bloody
4. P***
5. B****
6. Crap
7. C***
8. C***
9. Damn
10. D***

Thanks so much for censoring that, Daily Mail. The difference between number 7 & 8 might ruin my puritanical mind.

What's so bad about "carp" and "cola"? For that matter, what's so bad about "park" at #4?

Park you!

Hey, you stupid carp, don't be such a damn cola.


I think we found the new Fark substitutions. Good job you parking piece of cola carp.
 
2014-05-11 04:04:38 PM  
Oh and I forgot a couple of farking things here from the God of Swearing, Malcolm Tucker:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MSScBIopM8 -Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGzM08Z-XNw -Part 2
 
2014-05-11 04:05:07 PM  
Try nut to get a coont stain on your panties you fark
 
2014-05-11 04:06:49 PM  
I smell your coont.
 
2014-05-11 04:07:48 PM  
images.blahpers.com
 
2014-05-11 04:09:12 PM  
Hold on a second there friend, let me get a tampon for your coont face.
 
2014-05-11 04:10:24 PM  
Shut the fark up coont face
 
2014-05-11 04:11:42 PM  
Go ahead keep it up and i'll fist fark your coont mouth.
 
2014-05-11 04:12:59 PM  
You farking coont biatch whore fark
 
2014-05-11 04:14:22 PM  
Ok that was cathartic.
 
2014-05-11 04:27:07 PM  
ahhh

sweet farking shiatcock vindication
 
2014-05-11 04:45:40 PM  
How can we have a thread about cursing without the wisdom of Stephen Fry?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_osQvkeNRM
 
2014-05-11 05:02:08 PM  
I guess the Fark Politics tab is one of the healthiest places on earth, then. Like a spa.
 
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