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(NHL)   Will Pittsburgh send the Rangers crying home to Mommy? Can the Bryz keep the Blackhawks from becoming the Wild's Daddy? It's The Mother's Day addition of the NHL Playoffs with Pittsburgh v Rangers at 7:00 PM, and Minnesota v Chicago at 9:00 PM   (nhl.com) divider line 684
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2014-05-11 10:04:53 AM
Bring your transistor radios and see if Bobby and the B's can clinch against the Blues.

Nowadays, everyone have a mobile and the bar has a flatscreen.

/off lawn
 
2014-05-11 10:10:01 AM
CALL YOUR MOTHER, FARKER..

bye Rangers, hello Black Hawks?

Go Bracket!
 
2014-05-11 10:18:40 AM
Rags
Hawks

Word to your mother.
 
2014-05-11 10:22:52 AM
Penguins. That is all.

/Go Bucs--i'll be at the Pirates game while the Pens are ending the series with the Rangers.
 
2014-05-11 10:30:24 AM

sno man: CALL YOUR MOTHER, FARKER..

bye Rangers, hello Black Hawks?

Go Bracket!


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too soon?
 
2014-05-11 10:58:39 AM
Go Notpens and Wild I guess
 
2014-05-11 11:29:03 AM
Go Margot Robbie's Team & Wild!

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cdn3.sbnation.com
 
2014-05-11 11:32:38 AM

Primitive Screwhead: Go Margot Robbie's Team & Wild!

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Is that the Counting Crows dude?
 
2014-05-11 11:38:31 AM
Made it to Cuba Jr (aka Miami) finally...

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i1045.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-11 11:44:08 AM

Primitive Screwhead: Go Margot Robbie's Team & Wild!


Not knowing who she is I hit up that wonderful thing that Google is & now I'm completely unsettled.  I'm not sure if it's because someone born in 1990 looks like a physically mature adult or a few seconds later realizing that she's going to turn 24 later this year.... How in the hell did I get so old so fast?

Go Notthepenguins, both because they're notthepenguins & because I'd like to see some more game sevens this year.  Also kind of Go Wild, mainly because I like Bryz (but loathe Cooke so...) & would rather spend time in Minnesota than Chicago.  So all in all today, meh - go good hockey.
 
2014-05-11 11:57:11 AM
Go game 7!  Whatever combination of wins brings closer to that is what I'm rooting for.  The teams are inconsequential.  Hockey!
 
2014-05-11 12:21:52 PM
We all are going DIE!!!!

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2014-05-11 12:22:14 PM

fatalvenom: Made it to Cuba Jr (aka Miami) finally...

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Enjoy your stay...soon we will find you and send you back on your raft.

static.guim.co.uk

You probably don't even speak English or follow NASCAR, commie.
 
2014-05-11 12:23:47 PM

WhiskeySticks: fatalvenom: Made it to Cuba Jr (aka Miami) finally...

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Enjoy your stay...soon we will find you and send you back on your raft.



You probably don't even speak English or follow NASCAR, commie.


Lol
 
2014-05-11 01:22:30 PM
Well folks, the votes are in.  BARKEEP!!!  Pour me some Goonjuice!

Also we have the following Reggie Dunlop ideas so far.

Mikes Hard Lemonad and a shot of 151
Fruit Punch and Southern Comfort

If you've got any others please post them.  Any Farkettes out there, please try them.  We're aiming for a sleazy but tasty panty dropper with this one.

AND NOW!!  Johnny Walker and Milestones Present!!

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)BOBOROVSKY!!!
 
2014-05-11 01:31:52 PM

Flappyhead: Well folks, the votes are in.  BARKEEP!!!  Pour me some Goonjuice!

Also we have the following Reggie Dunlop ideas so far.

Mikes Hard Lemonade and a shot of 151
Fruit Punch and Southern Comfort


YAY!!
_________

Reggie Dunlop: Bourbon, SoCo, Vermouth, Bitters


fatalvenom: We all are going DIE!!!!

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You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: s that the Counting Crows dude?


It's gotta be. Funny thing is I didn't even notice until you pointed him out.

/That's enough rest back to yard work :/
 
2014-05-11 02:29:44 PM
Off Palm Beach, getting close to home finally...


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2014-05-11 02:51:25 PM

And now, the anagrammed MIN-CHI rosters!


i.imgur.com

 
2014-05-11 02:51:27 PM
Sean Thornton just got fined 2K for trying to give Subban a facial last night.
 
2014-05-11 03:08:08 PM
Home sweet home...


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Time to rinse off the salt and head for some Goonjuice.
 
2014-05-11 03:09:23 PM

Flappyhead: Sean Thornton just got fined 2K for trying to give Subban a facial last night.


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2014-05-11 03:14:58 PM
Hmmmmm. @ScoutingTheRefs - #Penguins have won 11 straight games when Kevin Pollock was refereeing. http://scoutingtherefs.com/2014/05/3310/tonights-nhl-playoff-referees - 51114/ #PIT #NYR #Rangers #NHL
 
2014-05-11 03:15:36 PM
 
2014-05-11 03:16:36 PM
 
2014-05-11 04:23:32 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Reggie Dunlop: Bourbon, SoCo, Vermouth, Bitters


Yes, this.  Almost a Manhattan, but strangely trashed up.

With an umbrella.
 
2014-05-11 04:36:53 PM
To answer your question from yesterday, soopey, I'm getting the anagram pics from the decent-subreddit-except-during-the-playoffs-oh-god-why known as r/hockey. Just the two so far, and I'm quite certain the OP was the original source, otherwise I'd certainly search for more.

/I love how Marian Hossa had his first and last names anagrammed separately, and it still works.
 
2014-05-11 05:57:12 PM

ds_4815: And now, the anagrammed MIN-CHI rosters!


Once I found a readable source for mobile...so awesome. Thanks!
 
2014-05-11 06:14:37 PM
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2014-05-11 06:19:28 PM
Finish them off, Pens.  DO IT
 
2014-05-11 06:21:17 PM
Time to put the Rangers on the golf course.
 
2014-05-11 06:29:55 PM
Go Rags...

/I made that agreement yesterday
 
2014-05-11 06:32:10 PM
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2014-05-11 06:33:00 PM
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2014-05-11 06:35:13 PM
The Thunder blowing a 22-point early lead and 16-point 4th quarter lead was a hilarious appetizer to this main course, I do have to say, lol.
 
2014-05-11 06:37:18 PM
At a wedding but will be using my free Premium Gamcenter from Verizon to avoid FOMOH.. Keeping all you Bs fans to your word last night, better see a lot of Rag love in here later!

Let's make it 7..

//LGR!
///Cindy sucks!
 
2014-05-11 06:37:40 PM
On the phone at the local, totally empty, kid's outside with the dogs. Too bad the game hasn't started yet.
 
2014-05-11 06:37:42 PM

pgh9fan: Penguins. That is all.

/Go Bucs--i'll be at the Pirates game while the Pens are ending the series with the Rangers.


You just put a belly full of envy in me.

/thanks
//go pens
///hope you got your broom
 
2014-05-11 06:37:56 PM

RminusQ: sno man: CALL YOUR MOTHER, FARKER..

bye Rangers, hello Black Hawks?

Go Bracket!



too soon?


That's some cold shiat.

Damn.
 
2014-05-11 06:40:27 PM
Also

V/GoonJuice and..

I will ask the bar for a shot of Pierre's Tears if you give me the official ingredients.
 
2014-05-11 06:53:51 PM
Let's go Rags! Want game 7, and want the Pens on the links Thursday morning.
 
2014-05-11 06:55:30 PM

Fochstockings: Let's go Rags! Want game 7, and want the Pens on the links Thursday morning.


THIS
 
2014-05-11 07:00:16 PM
www.totalprosports.com

tapingthestick.files.wordpress.com

Well, I hate to admit it, but...advantage Chicago.
 
2014-05-11 07:00:18 PM
enough with the bikes....get to the gorram game!!!
 
2014-05-11 07:01:50 PM
Ewww, opening video package full of Rangerbros
 
2014-05-11 07:03:07 PM
Rangers because:
 
2014-05-11 07:04:19 PM

robsul82: Ewww, opening video package full of Rangerbros


Here's hoping that the closing video looks the same.
 
2014-05-11 07:04:25 PM
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LET'S GO PENS!
 
2014-05-11 07:06:40 PM

Fochstockings: Rangers because:


Well, I'm convinced.
 
2014-05-11 07:07:27 PM
Well, that's didn't work. Let's try it again. Rangers because:

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2014-05-11 07:07:33 PM

mootmah: Fochstockings: Rangers because:

Well, I'm convinced.


me, too....it's as good a reason as any
 
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