bearded clamorer: Cool.Now I can take a dump and play the theremin at the same time.
fusillade762: bearded clamorer: Cool.Now I can take a dump and play the theremin at the same time.Imagine how much cooler it would be to drop a log with OOOOOOOOO-WEEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOO in the background.
Snarfangel: I originally read that as "gem-encrusted toilet handle," and was instantly jealous.
fanbladesaresharp: This would work for my GF kids that can't seem to remember to farming flush for whatever reason; now it's become some new encouraging toy. Although now I'd have another $100 on my water bill from them playing with the damn thing.
loser0: It appears that the answer to "what happens when the batteries die?" is "You did leave the handle installed, didn't you?"Subby: since I have to deal with a germ-phobic kid who refuses to flush.... yes, yes I would.
zarker: It might help to inform them that the germs are typically worse if you leave them to sit thereHow old are they exactly?
Rhino_man: Little trick I picked up when deployed on a ship:[images.quickblogcast.com image 516x406]There's your flusher.Why do you flush with your foot instead of your hand? Because every once in a while, pressurized sewage systems explode when flushed.
loser0: zarker: It might help to inform them that the germs are typically worse if you leave them to sit thereHow old are they exactly?10, and I tried that already. Repeatedly.Can you get away with "If you don't flush the toilet it'll crawl into your room at night"?She's scared enough of the toilet as it is!
Tourney3p0: Is this for people who don't wash their hands before leaving the bathroom? There is no rational reason for something like this to exist.
Relatively Obscure: I reach back with a wad of paper to manually scrape shiat from my ass. The handle doesn't frighten me. Now, whether or not everything goes according to plan once I pull that handle can sometimes cause a little anxiety.
loser0: fanbladesaresharp: This would work for my GF kids that can't seem to remember to farming flush for whatever reason; now it's become some new encouraging toy. Although now I'd have another $100 on my water bill from them playing with the damn thing.Farming flush? Is that a typo for farking, or something I don't know, like what the three seashells are for?/Real question, not a flame//Gluten Free kids? Maybe they need a special flush?///Maybe that bit is a flame
zeio: Until flushable wipes replace toilet paper or Japanese bidet toilets become the norm most people in the USA run around with clingons and poop pancacked in their crack. This is the most foul disgusting reality today is i n the age of asimo robots people us dry paper to smear feces on a hairy surface and consider this a cleaning method. Try wet wiping after dry wipe and youll puke at what you carry around.I travel with flushable wipes and I can detect you foul third world smells you troglodyte animal dry wipers.
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