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(Soshiok)   Just because the Asian food you ate is so spicy it feels like red ants are biting your tongue doesn't mean you should file a complaint with the police   (soshiok.com) divider line 21
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2014-05-11 08:23:11 AM  
File a... thing... where people look for restaurants.  One of those.
 
2014-05-11 08:23:59 AM  
Kedai Kopi Bee Hwa owner Angie Ng, who serves a variety of fried rice and hawker food, said cili padi is a must in nasi goreng kampung

Right!
 
2014-05-11 08:31:59 AM  
This immediately comes to mind.
 
2014-05-11 08:33:11 AM  

Feel_the_velvet: Kedai Kopi Bee Hwa owner Angie Ng, who serves a variety of fried rice and hawker food, said cili padi is a must in nasi goreng kampung

Right!


Thought the author had a stroke in the middle of that sentence.
 
2014-05-11 08:41:55 AM  
Man... I got excited and thought "Maybe that place is somewhere near me!".  It's not.
 
2014-05-11 08:46:44 AM  
No thiat Therlock.
 
2014-05-11 08:48:26 AM  
Well at least there will be a use for the family dog after the police shoot it.
 
2014-05-11 09:15:39 AM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Feel_the_velvet: Kedai Kopi Bee Hwa owner Angie Ng, who serves a variety of fried rice and hawker food, said cili padi is a must in nasi goreng kampung

Right!

Thought the author had a stroke in the middle of that sentence.


You people not speak Singlish, la?
 
2014-05-11 09:24:52 AM  
Without having RTFA, why would you file a complaint with the police when someone does something right?
 
2014-05-11 09:39:41 AM  
Since this took place in Asia, wouldn't it just be called "food"?
 
2014-05-11 09:40:12 AM  

Apos: This immediately comes to mind.


Actually, this is what came to mind.
 
2014-05-11 09:48:03 AM  
I've never been to a country whose native spice level is nuclear, but I've had some pretty hot Indian food stateside.  I wonder how stuff like this compares.
 
2014-05-11 09:55:47 AM  

jbrooks544: Since this took place in Asia, wouldn't it just be called "food"?


It depends on which part of Asia you're in.  India, Thailand, Korea, and the Sichuan (sp?) province of China are known for some particularly hot and spicy food, but in other places (including Malaysia) the cuisine tends to be far milder.
 
2014-05-11 10:11:24 AM  
I love me some hot food, but it is possible to overdo it. Habanero hot is a step too far for me.

I want to break a sweat, not suffer.
 
2014-05-11 10:26:28 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-11 11:25:01 AM  
If you think it's bad on your tongue, just wait until the oil hits the anus.
 
2014-05-11 03:59:11 PM  
Whats the name of the type of hot sauce that's on the table in a bowl with a spoon, and has crystals (or some other crunchy substance) in the bottom? I have had it at a Thai place, and love it, but I can't seem to find it in the store. Nobody I know knows what I'm talking about.
 
2014-05-11 04:38:58 PM  
But will it make manhood like horn of rhino?
 
2014-05-11 05:10:35 PM  

BullBearMS: I love me some hot food, but it is possible to overdo it. Habanero hot is a step too far for me.

I want to break a sweat, not suffer.


That's a really fine line to walk.  I'm with you on the desire, but rarely manage to hit the nail on the head.
 
2014-05-12 11:37:07 AM  

Starshines: I've never been to a country whose native spice level is nuclear, but I've had some pretty hot Indian food stateside.  I wonder how stuff like this compares.


Personally, I suspect that the heat level gets turned up to "nuclear" at when natives emigrate and open restaurants in foreign countries. Next thing you know, some round-eye wants to show off to his friends that he can take it and they can't, and the restaurant owner is perfectly happy to take that person's money.

And so we're clear, I'm that person. Sad, really.
 
2014-05-12 11:43:00 AM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Feel_the_velvet: Kedai Kopi Bee Hwa owner Angie Ng, who serves a variety of fried rice and hawker food, said cili padi is a must in nasi goreng kampung

Right!

Thought the author had a stroke in the middle of that sentence.


Nasi: rice
Goreng: Fried
Kampung: Village

Nasi goreng kampung: Country-style fried rice. Come for the tiny hot peppers (cili padi), stay for the tiny whole dried anchovies!
 
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