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2014-05-11 01:41:44 AM  
an old fart is like a cask of well-aged amantillado...syrupy bittersweet and turning 65 on monday,  how the hell did this happen ???? was it the acid ?

"For the love of God, Montressor!"
"Yes, indeed. For the love of God."

/my favorite Poe story


ermugurd!  we have semi-literates juss lack meseff online....duck and cover !1
 
2014-05-11 01:41:52 AM  
I had to mute whatever was just playing. Made me stabby.
 
2014-05-11 01:42:06 AM  

bd1709h9t: an old fart is like a cask of well-aged amantillado...syrupy bittersweet and turning 65 on monday,  how the hell did this happen ???? was it the acid ?


I guess you are the oldest in the thread. I don't turn 62 until September.
 
2014-05-11 01:42:06 AM  

Frederick: Sounds like someone is abusing the mixing board.


It's working strangely well with the tomcats fighting outside.
 
2014-05-11 01:42:23 AM  
Sorry about that.  There's not much else like this in the show.
 
2014-05-11 01:42:55 AM  

Seikuro: tinfoil-hat maggie: Seikuro: Someone's robot needs a reboot.

Heh

No, serious. Sounds like Konky from Pee Wee's Playhouse.


Now that you mention it....yep.
 
2014-05-11 01:42:56 AM  

Seikuro: bionicjoe: Seikuro: bionicjoe: Seikuro: bd1709h9t: I am particularly proud of tonight's offerings.
Should run about 2:30 - 2:45 tonight.


am already screaming "ENCORE!" from scenic downtown olympia, man...

We can totally hear you down here in Tennessee..

Where in TN? 
I'm in KY. (the state, not the lube)

Just south of Knoxville. My kids and their mom are up in Harlan visiting family there.

I'm in Lexington, which is closer to Knoxville than Harlan in drive time. 
I was in Evarts, KY recently. You go through Harlan to get there. Across the Kingdom Come Parkway

I think we had this discussion a few weeks ago - her family's actually in Evarts.

/there's truth to the song 'You'll never leave Harlan alive'


Hmmmmm....
Have I mentioned I get drunk for this thread?
 
2014-05-11 01:42:57 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: msupf: soosh: I don't think I'll be able to do any requests tonight, but I will take any and put them in next week's show.

dang. was hoping you could come up with something good for laying out in a field staring at the night sky.
this all works plenty good as is.


1. Sounds good so far.
2. Why are you taking a cold mud bath?


I'm good and dry and comfy in my sleeping bag.
Why? It's a clear night, I'm in a good area right now for a nice dark sky without a ton of light pollution, and I enjoy doing it. Restful. Other reasons as well, but those suffice.
 
2014-05-11 01:43:40 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: bd1709h9t: an old fart is like a cask of well-aged amantillado...syrupy bittersweet and turning 65 on monday,  how the hell did this happen ???? was it the acid ?

I guess you are the oldest in the thread. I don't turn 62  27 until September.


It's only fair to let the kids catch up.
 
2014-05-11 01:43:43 AM  
Thanx for the Birthday love. And to you too BD1709h9t - Taurus!
 
2014-05-11 01:44:16 AM  
It's a clear night, I'm in a good area right now for a nice dark sky without a ton of light pollution, and I enjoy doing it. Restful.

i would kill for conditions like these.  Where the hell are you ?
 
2014-05-11 01:44:27 AM  

bd1709h9t: an old fart is like a cask of well-aged amantillado...syrupy bittersweet and turning 65 on monday,  how the hell did this happen ???? was it the acid ?

"For the love of God, Montressor!"
"Yes, indeed. For the love of God."

/my favorite Poe story

ermugurd!  we have semi-literates juss lack meseff online....duck and cover !1


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-11 01:44:29 AM  
Late to the party...

blottoman: Hey, going good it's my birthday!! woo woo
lookin to jam out!


HAPPY BIRFDAY!
 
2014-05-11 01:45:47 AM  
 Blottoman:  weird you would mention that- i did astrology charts for a living for a significant part of my life...
 
2014-05-11 01:46:06 AM  

msupf: demaL-demaL-yeH: msupf: soosh: I don't think I'll be able to do any requests tonight, but I will take any and put them in next week's show.

dang. was hoping you could come up with something good for laying out in a field staring at the night sky.
this all works plenty good as is.


1. Sounds good so far.
2. Why are you taking a cold mud bath?

I'm good and dry and comfy in my sleeping bag.
Why? It's a clear night, I'm in a good area right now for a nice dark sky without a ton of light pollution, and I enjoy doing it. Restful. Other reasons as well, but those suffice.


In the doghouse, then. She'll get over it.

/Or she won't, and it will show up in the For When I'm Angry List for the rest of your natural life.
 
2014-05-11 01:46:55 AM  
Ugh. It's killing me. I'm home alone, and my room smells like cologne.

I'm afraid with this music, I'm going to surprise sex myself and I'm getting paranoid.
 
2014-05-11 01:47:23 AM  
I was told I have a really odd birth chart.  three air signs or something like that.
 
2014-05-11 01:48:33 AM  
talking heads meets jimmy cliff meets zig ziegler !
 
2014-05-11 01:49:13 AM  

bd1709h9t: you can also wish a happy birthday to what is likely the oldest fart on this thread- me- mine's monday, may 12th...thank you in advance


Not all of us are twenty-somethings...where were you when JFK was assassinated?

Oh - and Happy Birthday!
 
2014-05-11 01:50:12 AM  
After lurking these threads for a couple years and late-listening thanks to   Seikuro,I finally synced in. Good tunes tonight  Soosh.
 
2014-05-11 01:50:39 AM  

soosh: I was told I have a really odd birth chart.  three air signs or something like that.


It helps if you lighten up on the brassica consumption.
 
2014-05-11 01:51:21 AM  

Lorelle: Late to the party...

blottoman: Hey, going good it's my birthday!! woo woo
lookin to jam out!

HAPPY BIRFDAY!


Hey Lorelle (my first favorite :) ) thanks

and to enthrallgirl.
 
2014-05-11 01:51:56 AM  

OneDayWhat: After lurking these threads for a couple years and late-listening thanks to   Seikuro,I finally synced in. Good tunes tonight  Soosh.


Glad ta oblige, cap'n.

And welcome to decloaking.
 
2014-05-11 01:52:10 AM  
Not all of us are twenty-somethings...where were you when JFK was assassinated?
Oh - and Happy Birthday!

Thanks for the happy birthday!  As to where i was when jf went down, i remember completely,. being the smart assed bored guy in class they farmed me out to the school office to answer phones and mimeograph (anyone else remember this high-tech process ?) and the phone rang and it was a parent giving the news about Dallas- i was the first person in the school to have that information, and i remember classmates running down hallways crying and screaming that the commies had killed the prez....good times...
 
2014-05-11 01:52:35 AM  

Lava Lamp Repairman: bd1709h9t: you can also wish a happy birthday to what is likely the oldest fart on this thread- me- mine's monday, may 12th...thank you in advance

Not all of us are twenty-somethings...where were you when JFK was assassinated?

Oh - and Happy Birthday!


I was negative-eleven, Lampy.
 
2014-05-11 01:54:03 AM  

soosh: I was told I have a really odd birth chart.  three air signs or something like that.

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-11 01:54:27 AM  

bd1709h9t: Not all of us are twenty-somethings...where were you when JFK was assassinated?
Oh - and Happy Birthday!

Thanks for the happy birthday!  As to where i was when jf went down, i remember completely,. being the smart assed bored guy in class they farmed me out to the school office to answer phones and mimeograph (anyone else remember this high-tech process ?) and the phone rang and it was a parent giving the news about Dallas- i was the first person in the school to have that information, and i remember classmates running down hallways crying and screaming that the commies had killed the prez....good times...


I had a hell of a time explaining that scene in Fast Times to my undergraduates, let alone to my kidettes.
 
2014-05-11 01:54:54 AM  
can anyone help a tech-doofus?  y'all seem able to grab specific posts with the name of the poster and the stuff in the body all at once and respond to it, and dumbass me has to cut and paste stuff and it looks awful and makes me look as dense as i am and i hate that....
 
2014-05-11 01:55:13 AM  

bd1709h9t: where were you when JFK was assassinated


My alibi checks out.
 
2014-05-11 01:55:28 AM  

soosh: I was told I have a really odd birth chart.  three air signs or something like that.


shop.hylyte.com 

I've been REALLY gassy today. The south wind was definitely occupying Uranus today.
 
2014-05-11 01:55:56 AM  

bd1709h9t: can anyone help a tech-doofus?  y'all seem able to grab specific posts with the name of the poster and the stuff in the body all at once and respond to it, and dumbass me has to cut and paste stuff and it looks awful and makes me look as dense as i am and i hate that....


There are little quotation marks next to Smart and Funny. That's how I do it. YMMV
 
2014-05-11 01:55:59 AM  

bd1709h9t: .where were you when JFK was assassinated?


12-years old and in 6th grade. The principal announced it over the school PA system and then sent everyone home for the day.
 
2014-05-11 01:56:37 AM  
Who doesn't love some good xylophone?
 
2014-05-11 01:57:06 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: bd1709h9t: .where were you when JFK was assassinated?

12-years old and in 6th grade. The principal announced it over the school PA system and then sent everyone home for the day.


perzacly.i wuz 14....
 
2014-05-11 01:57:23 AM  

enthralledgeishagirl: Who doesn't love some good xylophone?


Always a good reason to see They Might Be Giants.
 
2014-05-11 01:57:45 AM  

Seikuro: bd1709h9t: can anyone help a tech-doofus?  y'all seem able to grab specific posts with the name of the poster and the stuff in the body all at once and respond to it, and dumbass me has to cut and paste stuff and it looks awful and makes me look as dense as i am and i hate that....

There are little quotation marks next to Smart and Funny. That's how I do it. YMMV


many, many thanks.  i'll still be a dumbass but it will look better...
 
2014-05-11 01:57:50 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: bd1709h9t: Not all of us are twenty-somethings...where were you when JFK was assassinated?
Oh - and Happy Birthday!

Thanks for the happy birthday!  As to where i was when jf went down, i remember completely,. being the smart assed bored guy in class they farmed me out to the school office to answer phones and mimeograph (anyone else remember this high-tech process ?) and the phone rang and it was a parent giving the news about Dallas- i was the first person in the school to have that information, and i remember classmates running down hallways crying and screaming that the commies had killed the prez....good times...

I had a hell of a time explaining that scene in Fast Times to my undergraduates, let alone to my kidettes.


The wonderful undried purplish ink that could stain your hands.
 
2014-05-11 01:58:08 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: bd1709h9t: .where were you when JFK was assassinated?

12-years old and in 6th grade. The principal announced it over the school PA system and then sent everyone home for the day.


Wursmith AFB. The only time I saw tears on my father's face - on his way out the door to get more B-52s airborne.
 
2014-05-11 01:58:34 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: msupf: demaL-demaL-yeH: msupf: soosh: I don't think I'll be able to do any requests tonight, but I will take any and put them in next week's show.

dang. was hoping you could come up with something good for laying out in a field staring at the night sky.
this all works plenty good as is.


1. Sounds good so far.
2. Why are you taking a cold mud bath?

I'm good and dry and comfy in my sleeping bag.
Why? It's a clear night, I'm in a good area right now for a nice dark sky without a ton of light pollution, and I enjoy doing it. Restful. Other reasons as well, but those suffice.

In the doghouse, then. She'll get over it.

/Or she won't, and it will show up in the For When I'm Angry List for the rest of your natural life.


nope, not in any doghouse. Although someday I hope to have a certain someone out here with me.

Just my natural state whenever the weather permits it. I enjoy spotting satellites moving across the sky, the occasional random ion trail from a meteor, and being able to feel small for a while.

Also a good way to clear my head and think or not think, whatever my mind wants to do.
 
2014-05-11 01:58:45 AM  

bd1709h9t: Seikuro: bd1709h9t: can anyone help a tech-doofus?  y'all seem able to grab specific posts with the name of the poster and the stuff in the body all at once and respond to it, and dumbass me has to cut and paste stuff and it looks awful and makes me look as dense as i am and i hate that....

There are little quotation marks next to Smart and Funny. That's how I do it. YMMV

many, many thanks.  i'll still be a dumbass but it will look better...


I didn't ever ask. I just wildly gave it a shot when I was in my delurking era.
 
2014-05-11 01:59:23 AM  
"We have both kinds of music: Country AND Western."
 
2014-05-11 02:00:04 AM  

Seikuro: I was negative-eleven, Lampy.


And i was in elementary school...sorry, feeling really old tonight. Let's just agree to sit back and listen to some awesome music and let bygones be bygones.

Punk-ass kid.
 
2014-05-11 02:00:24 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Bathia_Mapes: bd1709h9t: .where were you when JFK was assassinated?

12-years old and in 6th grade. The principal announced it over the school PA system and then sent everyone home for the day.

Wursmith AFB. The only time I saw tears on my father's face - on his way out the door to get more B-52s airborne.


Y'all is old.
 
2014-05-11 02:00:50 AM  
gawdamn soosh!  you're killing it tonight.
 
2014-05-11 02:01:13 AM  
*SWOOOOOON*

oh, elvis.
 
2014-05-11 02:01:14 AM  
Well it's down at the end of Jabroni Drive at...
 
2014-05-11 02:01:18 AM  
Aww yeah I love this song. Good ol' Elvis.
 
2014-05-11 02:01:30 AM  

bd1709h9t: Not all of us are twenty-somethings...where were you when JFK was assassinated?


At home, wetting or pooping in my diaper.
 
2014-05-11 02:03:04 AM  

Lava Lamp Repairman: Seikuro: I was negative-eleven, Lampy.

And i was in elementary school...sorry, feeling really old tonight. Let's just agree to sit back and listen to some awesome music and let bygones be bygones.

Punk-ass kid.


Negative 13
WOO! I feel 'not old' again....for now. The hangover will remind me.
 
2014-05-11 02:03:04 AM  

Lorelle: bd1709h9t: Not all of us are twenty-somethings...where were you when JFK was assassinated?

At home, wetting or pooping in my diaper.


low-slung love pillows are faptacular: ...my how times have changed...
 
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