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(City of Portland)   Man who escaped from prison 7 days before he was to be released caught because his eyebrows were way too awesome for freedom   (portlandoregon.gov ) divider line
    More: Asinine, Portland neighborhoods, political freedom, child custody, Oregon State Police  
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13586 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 May 2014 at 8:54 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-11 08:40:00 AM  
Needs more sharpie.

And who doesn't wait one lousy week for freedom?
 
2014-05-11 08:57:02 AM  
Just take him to the vet and have him put down.
 
2014-05-11 08:58:07 AM  
he obviously makes good choices in life.
 
2014-05-11 09:00:15 AM  
I like the description of having facial tats. Um this is Portland.
 
2014-05-11 09:00:50 AM  
Well, at least he can check "escape from prison" off his bucket list.
 
2014-05-11 09:01:33 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: And who doesn't wait one lousy week for freedom?


Someone with tattoo eyebrows.
 
2014-05-11 09:02:12 AM  
looks like he has the metallica logo for eyebrows
 
2014-05-11 09:02:45 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: Needs more sharpie.

And who doesn't wait one lousy week for freedom?


Someone who wants to stay in jail?

/you may replace 'wants' with 'needs' if you wish.
 
2014-05-11 09:06:02 AM  
 
2014-05-11 09:08:55 AM  
Seven days? What, did he find an unmarked video tape?
 
2014-05-11 09:11:15 AM  
Did the police find him hiding with his uncle?

30.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-11 09:13:46 AM  
This headline is way to awesome for grammar
 
2014-05-11 09:14:45 AM  
Was he aware of his release date and the current date? Because I don't get it.
 
2014-05-11 09:15:14 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: Needs more sharpie.

And who doesn't wait one lousy week for freedom?


Someone chained to George Clooney and Tim Blake Nelson.

/yeah, I know, it was two weeks
 
2014-05-11 09:38:05 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: Needs more sharpie.

And who doesn't wait one lousy week for freedom?


I dunno. Perhaps there some kind of Insane Clown Posse audition nearby that just couldn't wait?
 
2014-05-11 09:42:19 AM  
Probably owed some jail thug who told him he wouldn't last the week.
 
2014-05-11 09:45:43 AM  
Holy poor life choices, Batman!
 
2014-05-11 09:49:51 AM  
Medlin was initially non-compliant with commands to get on the ground but after numerous officers arrived, including a Canine Unit, Medlin surrendered without incident

Medical personnel are treating Medlin at the scene for injuries he suffered during the escape and he will be booked into the Multnomah County Jail on charges that are to-be-determined.


Uh, huh.
 
2014-05-11 09:52:08 AM  

Theaetetus: Medlin was initially non-compliant with commands to get on the ground but after numerous officers arrived, including a Canine Unit, Medlin surrendered without incident. 

Medical personnel are treating Medlin at the scene for injuries he suffered during the escape and he will be booked into the Multnomah County Jail on charges that are to-be-determined.

Uh, huh.


To be fair, the whole time he wasn't in jail is being considered 'part of the escape'. Even the very end where he was the at bottom of a cop pile.
 
2014-05-11 10:02:19 AM  

SomeAmerican: This headline is way to awesome for grammar


^^^ lol the irony. It burns.
 
2014-05-11 10:10:49 AM  
So, nonviolent escape a week before release? Lock him up for another week and give him a pair of complimentary truck nuts.
 
2014-05-11 10:26:20 AM  

jehovahs witness protection: Just take him to the vet and have him put down.


Yup.

Did he have those eyebrows before he went in or did he piss a powerful prisoner off? In Russia convicts that offend their comrades get held down and given tattoos meaning "I rape babies" or "I blab to the cops" or something like that.

http://gangtattoos.blogspot.com/p/russian-mafia.html
 
2014-05-11 10:31:53 AM  
Not to bog you down with the details, but the old Celts and Norse had a better system.......

http://news.lent.az/upload/images/news/2014/february/19/big/c81c85f9 bb 043eba0f51fc631b1311f8.jpg
 
2014-05-11 10:59:30 AM  
Related?

i.imgur.com

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-11 11:28:44 AM  

SomeAmerican: This headline is way to awesome for grammar


You didn't even mean to do that did you...
 
2014-05-11 12:07:13 PM  

SomeAmerican: This headline is way to awesome for grammar


I've always wondered by grammar Nazis always seem to flock here.  I mean for a website named "Fark", what exactly do you expect?
 
2014-05-11 12:36:45 PM  

SomeAmerican: This headline is way to awesome for grammar


us.cdn3.123rf.com

Show me the way to Awesome.
 
2014-05-11 12:39:11 PM  

techgeek07: Well, at least he can check "escape from prison" off his bucket list.


Unless his SO and family is in prison too, he still has 'spend more time with those I love' on his list.
 
2014-05-11 12:47:20 PM  
Just my guess but those brows are but one in a long long list of bad decisions.
 
2014-05-11 02:22:23 PM  

Summoner101: Related?

[i.imgur.com image 500x375]

[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


currently snacking on nori, so getting a kick
 
2014-05-11 02:28:27 PM  
Am I the only one who thought of the Monarch when I read the headline?
 
2014-05-11 02:36:42 PM  
No Oh Brother Where Art Thou references?  Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2014-05-11 02:37:37 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-11 02:41:23 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Needs more sharpie.

And who doesn't wait one lousy week for freedom?


A guy who's gonna be killed in 3 days.
 
2014-05-11 02:44:52 PM  

CivicMindedFive: No Oh Brother Where Art Thou references?  Fark, I am disappoint.


i970.photobucket.com

Look up, princess. Post made @ 9:15.
 
2014-05-11 04:13:47 PM  
i60.tinypic.com
 
2014-05-11 04:15:04 PM  

mjjt: [i60.tinypic.com image 471x669]


I have no idea why those colours reversed

i60.tinypic.com
 
2014-05-11 04:16:12 PM  

mjjt: mjjt: [i60.tinypic.com image 471x669]

I have no idea why those colours reversed

[i60.tinypic.com image 471x669]


sorry for the multi post, but the colours were fine in Preview, then turn out like this when Add Comment ????
 
2014-05-11 09:20:22 PM  

mjjt: mjjt: mjjt: [i60.tinypic.com image 471x669]

I have no idea why those colours reversed

[i60.tinypic.com image 471x669]

sorry for the multi post, but the colours were fine in Preview, then turn out like this when Add Comment ????


Looks fine to me
 
2014-05-11 10:30:23 PM  
He did it for a girl. Obviously obscure for this thread.
 
2014-05-12 02:57:54 AM  

mjjt: mjjt: mjjt: [i60.tinypic.com image 471x669]

I have no idea why those colours reversed

[i60.tinypic.com image 471x669]

sorry for the multi post, but the colours were fine in Preview, then turn out like this when Add Comment ????


Looks like the Fark image optimize thingy assumed a black initial background when making that gif a bit smaller, so turned any black parts transparent. But, it shows up as white in some browsers.

Probably preview should show the optimized version. And probably it shouldn't make the first layer transparent at all, if it wasn't to begin with.
 
2014-05-12 10:41:30 AM  
teamshocker.com
 
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