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(Salt Lake Tribune)   Johnson offers up Swallow, judge issues gag order. Sometimes the headlines write themselves   (sltrib.com) divider line 23
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2014-05-10 11:55:33 PM  
plea negs go where?
 
2014-05-10 11:57:53 PM  
It seems then-Attorney General John Swallow's name was on everyone's lips

And running down their chins...
 
2014-05-11 12:17:32 AM  
why the FARK would you need to protect your "innocent" family if they didnt do anything?
seriously

the REASON that the feds were going to indict them was because they were part of your crime family
LOL
 
2014-05-11 12:43:00 AM  
He's ginger and a criminal? Hawt.
 
2014-05-11 01:18:53 AM  
African or European?

(looks at photo)

I'd say European.
 
2014-05-11 01:21:30 AM  
Penis.
 
2014-05-11 02:18:29 AM  
Benghazi!
 
2014-05-11 02:31:31 AM  
Come again?
 
2014-05-11 02:36:59 AM  

namatad: why the FARK would you need to protect your "innocent" family if they didnt do anything?
seriously


It's not about his family at all, it's about protecting his own ego, about saving face. Rather than admitting to himself that he's a crook he can take on the mantle of the white knight and protect his "loved ones" and even after he is out he can claim he was innocent and prosecuted by the big ole meanie prosecutor. See, I know this is kind of off topic but it's this type of bullshiat that makes me agree with Issa's contempt chargers against Lois Lerner. Even when their back is up against the wall some people are still trying to find an angle and play the system. When a person knows they have a losing hand with the law, they try to spin that into a winning hand in the public's eye. Rubbish.
 
2014-05-11 02:47:28 AM  

antron: Come again?


don't mind if i do
 
2014-05-11 02:51:15 AM  
On one hand, Johnson was trying to shield Swallow

On the other hand......
 
2014-05-11 02:54:51 AM  
FTFA "a sometimes angry, sometimes weeping Johnson"

I got one of those from a Thai hooker once

/I got better
 
2014-05-11 03:20:51 AM  
"Bubbling up throughout these meetings is Swallow, who had worked with Johnson..."

"Johnson then pulled out..."

There's plenty in there.
 
2014-05-11 03:22:55 AM  
i just wish everyone would quit dicking around
 
2014-05-11 04:10:59 AM  

worlddan: namatad: why the FARK would you need to protect your "innocent" family if they didnt do anything?
seriously

It's not about his family at all, it's about protecting his own ego, about saving face. Rather than admitting to himself that he's a crook he can take on the mantle of the white knight and protect his "loved ones" and even after he is out he can claim he was innocent and prosecuted by the big ole meanie prosecutor. See, I know this is kind of off topic but it's this type of bullshiat that makes me agree with Issa's contempt chargers against Lois Lerner. Even when their back is up against the wall some people are still trying to find an angle and play the system. When a person knows they have a losing hand with the law, they try to spin that into a winning hand in the public's eye. Rubbish.


Remember when people admitted things? at least a little? at least pretended to be contrite?
FARKING NIXON
 
2014-05-11 06:12:39 AM  
the sleazeball resigned the day that he was eligible for retirement benefits.... those same benefits that are not available to the general public working under the state retirement system.

I would love to see the feds throw him in a federal penitentiary and rescind all benefits. Farking scumbag. Him and his predecessor Shurtleff. They ought to be bunk mates.
 
2014-05-11 06:16:13 AM  
too easy.  kinda like your mom...
 
2014-05-11 06:57:47 AM  

Lenny_da_Hog: African or European?

(looks at photo)

I'd say European.


So he's German?

/NTTAWWT...
 
2014-05-11 07:25:45 AM  

Lenny_da_Hog: African or European?

(looks at photo)

I'd say European.


So what is his avg speed while laden with coconuts?
 
2014-05-11 08:20:27 AM  
St. George, huh?

His eight wives follow the family name?
 
2014-05-11 08:22:56 AM  

powhound: the sleazeball resigned the day that he was eligible for retirement benefits.... those same benefits that are not available to the general public working under the state retirement system.

I would love to see the feds throw him in a federal penitentiary and rescind all benefits. Farking scumbag. Him and his predecessor Shurtleff. They ought to be bunk mates.


Given the case is directly related to his job, it might happen. Depends on whether they have that clause in the code. But most of those laws require a conviction before it can be reviewed.
 
2014-05-11 10:07:45 AM  
I thought Johnson was offering up Spitz.
 
2014-05-11 11:29:51 AM  

fusillade762: It seems then-Attorney General John Swallow's name was on everyone's lips

And running down their chins...


+1 inter webs to you good sir!!!!
 
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