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(The Wrap)   Internet troll meets champion heavyweight boxer. Hilarious justice ensues   (thewrap.com) divider line 87
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2014-05-10 09:37:42 PM  
The maroon is unrepentantly stoopid enough that he was still saying, "I'm the best" right before he runs and hides like a scalded rat.

Wanna bet that he went right back to trolling?
 
2014-05-10 09:45:36 PM  
Unrepentant idiot meets unforgiving foe.
 
2014-05-10 09:46:50 PM  
Didn't Uwe Boll do this and actually legitimately injure some of them?
 
2014-05-10 09:55:19 PM  
Give him credit for being braver than your average troll. Most of them would never have the nerve to face the people they taunt.
 
2014-05-10 09:59:20 PM  

PainInTheASP: Unrepentant idiot meets unforgiving foe.


I thought Wilder showed remarkable mercy - far more than I would have.  That little chucklef*ck called him the n-word, PLUS threatened the man's 3-year-old daughter.  The racial bullshiat, Wilder can handle - but for fark's sake, you do NOT threaten a man's child.

Wilder should have gotten him in the ring first, then beat the ever-loving piss out of him.
 
2014-05-10 10:00:16 PM  

fusillade762: Give him credit for being braver than your average troll. Most of them would never have the nerve to face the people they taunt.


I give him credit for being even more stupid than your average troll, certainly.
 
2014-05-10 10:15:50 PM  
the video is kind of funny cus when u think of a heavyweight boxer u think of this huge guy who hits liek a truck but then it turns out the champ is jus this little scrawny dude and the troll is the real agresor.  wow holy crap that was a beatdowned.  champ got thrown out of his own gym LOLL.  no wonder trolls talk shiat to martial artist's on the internett.  once u take a boxer out of the octogon there just another dude on the streat.
 
2014-05-10 10:24:24 PM  
Hell, I could take Wilder easy. Tape his daughter's mouth up, too.

THINK I CAIN'T DEONTAY?
 
2014-05-10 10:43:52 PM  

spman: Didn't Uwe Boll do this and actually legitimately injure some of them?


Uwe Boll did in fact pummel some of his critics senseless, including SomethingAwful's Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka.. A few things about this:

1. Most of the people were under the impression that it would be playful light-contact bout, and very few knew that Boll was a trained boxer (German equivalent to "Golden Gloves" from what I understand).
2. Boll allegedly caused "serious injury" to Jeff Sneider from Ain't It Cool News.
3. Seanbaby later threw down a challenge against Boll. Seanbaby is trained in Muy Thai kickboxing and jujutsu, and is taller than the average dude. Boll and Seanbaby were allegedly to scrap on G4's "Attack of the Show," but Boll later backed out when "he learned he wasn't fighting a midget," according to Seanbaby.
 
2014-05-10 11:04:51 PM  
That "internet troll" would've won if he brought a gun and didn't wear those ridiculous gloves.
 
2014-05-10 11:23:43 PM  

Mike_LowELL: the video is kind of funny cus when u think of a heavyweight boxer u think of this huge guy who hits liek a truck but then it turns out the champ is jus this little scrawny dude and the troll is the real agresor.  wow holy crap that was a beatdowned.  champ got thrown out of his own gym LOLL.  no wonder trolls talk shiat to martial artist's on the internett.  once u take a boxer out of the octogon there just another dude on the streat.


If I could favorite you twice, I would.
 
2014-05-10 11:49:31 PM  

Mike_LowELL: the video is kind of funny cus when u think of a heavyweight boxer u think of this huge guy who hits liek a truck but then it turns out the champ is jus this little scrawny dude and the troll is the real agresor.  wow holy crap that was a beatdowned.  champ got thrown out of his own gym LOLL.  no wonder trolls talk shiat to martial artist's on the internett.  once u take a boxer out of the octogon there just another dude on the streat.


You, sir, win the internets and the thread, this late Saturday night.
 
2014-05-11 12:14:35 AM  
thx guy's

i was just repeating exactley what happened in the video so that their would be no doubt as to exactley what happend

if any1 disargees in this thred while i am a sleep send me an email and ill get drew to take care of it

he's my dad
 
2014-05-11 12:28:00 AM  
Been done...

media0.giphy.com
 
2014-05-11 12:47:04 AM  

GreenAdder: spman: Didn't Uwe Boll do this and actually legitimately injure some of them?

Uwe Boll did in fact pummel some of his critics senseless, including SomethingAwful's Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka.. A few things about this:

1. Most of the people were under the impression that it would be playful light-contact bout, and very few knew that Boll was a trained boxer (German equivalent to "Golden Gloves" from what I understand).
2. Boll allegedly caused "serious injury" to Jeff Sneider from Ain't It Cool News.
3. Seanbaby later threw down a challenge against Boll. Seanbaby is trained in Muy Thai kickboxing and jujutsu, and is taller than the average dude. Boll and Seanbaby were allegedly to scrap on G4's "Attack of the Show," but Boll later backed out when "he learned he wasn't fighting a midget," according to Seanbaby.


This is officially the nerdiest description of fighters that has even been.
 
2014-05-11 12:56:08 AM  
That was immensely satisfying to watch. Thanks, subby!
 
2014-05-11 12:56:58 AM  
WORL STAR WORL STAR
 
2014-05-11 12:58:05 AM  
Bigger man fails to be bigger man
 
2014-05-11 01:00:27 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: WORL STAR WORL STAR

Worldstar!
 
2014-05-11 01:01:38 AM  
I love the ending, so perfect.

My kickboxing coach had someone talking crap, he put one of his students in there with him "even my new guy can beat you up" Sure enough he did.
 
2014-05-11 01:05:01 AM  
Well that was pointless. Wilder should have either ignored this asshole, or sent him into a coma. This way he learned nothing.
 
2014-05-11 01:06:31 AM  

Mike_LowELL: thx guy's

i was just repeating exactley what happened in the video so that their would be no doubt as to exactley what happend

if any1 disargees in this thred while i am a sleep send me an email and ill get drew to take care of it

he's my dad


I knew it wasn't Webster. That's right, you just got slapped upside the head with a dictionary, biatch.

I'm kidding, of course. I love your work. Pfft!
 
2014-05-11 01:10:22 AM  
So fake.

i4.ytimg.com
 
2014-05-11 01:13:02 AM  
Little b*tch gets beaten like a little b*tch..

/ surprised he made it out of there alive
 
2014-05-11 01:17:08 AM  
Um..What? Link has no context whatever except strong asshole beating up weaker asshole.

If that, can't even tell if either is asshole because of lack of context from link.

Here is violence...

Thanks..um.... wtf, and could we get a smaller grainier video of whatever because MOAR ADDS!!!!

Mmmm nothing says deserved like the "allegedly" part of the post.

Don't be a dick online if you're not physically big and strong seems to be the point.

Which is farking stupid.

OMG, you're not allowed to have an opinion if you aren't willing and able to back it up with violence.

Fark that, I'm big and I can hit, and I think you're all willing to have and opinion, and I'm willing to get violent with anyone who thinks you aren't allowed to have an opinion. That doesn't mean I'm willing to back your opinion up or suggest it's right. Just that you're allowed to express it.

You might actually be an arsehole who's opinion is shiat to me. You should still be allowed to express it.
 
2014-05-11 01:17:43 AM  
Richard Belzer did it better.
 
2014-05-11 01:25:15 AM  
Channeling Andy Kaufman
 
2014-05-11 01:26:08 AM  
 
2014-05-11 01:26:35 AM  

Tealeaf: Richard Belzer  Andy Kaufman did it better.



Fixed that right up for you.

A quick google leads me to believe that the guy is actually and sadly mentally diminished, or a real life troll a la Andy Kaufman.
 
2014-05-11 01:27:10 AM  

kona: Channeling Andy Kaufman


farker, you posted just as I was typing.
 
2014-05-11 01:27:39 AM  
Should have put them in a cage first so he wouldn't have anywhere to run, and take away people blocking the boxer.

To me everyone is welcome to their opinion. But you need to understand when things are appropriate and when things shouldn't be said at all. It seems to me they guy was talking shiat that shouldn't have been said at all. But, if you've got the ability to defend yourself or back it up you can get away with more. Obviously this guy couldn't back up nearly enough.

All that said. While I might be a little tougher than average there's a reason I try to not run my mouth to much.
 
2014-05-11 01:31:46 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: fusillade762: Give him credit for being braver than your average troll. Most of them would never have the nerve to face the people they taunt.

I give him credit for being even more stupid than your average troll, certainly.


I have to go with this over yours fusillade762, but it raises a good question, if an internet troll truly believes what they are saying are they actually trolling or just honestly stupid?  You know like Fox News.
 
2014-05-11 01:35:10 AM  

squirrelflavoredyogurt: Um..What? Link has no context whatever except strong asshole beating up weaker asshole.

If that, can't even tell if either is asshole because of lack of context from link.

Here is violence...

Thanks..um.... wtf, and could we get a smaller grainier video of whatever because MOAR ADDS!!!!

Mmmm nothing says deserved like the "allegedly" part of the post.

Don't be a dick online if you're not physically big and strong seems to be the point.

Which is farking stupid.

OMG, you're not allowed to have an opinion if you aren't willing and able to back it up with violence.

Fark that, I'm big and I can hit, and I think you're all willing to have and opinion, and I'm willing to get violent with anyone who thinks you aren't allowed to have an opinion. That doesn't mean I'm willing to back your opinion up or suggest it's right. Just that you're allowed to express it.

You might actually be an arsehole who's opinion is shiat to me. You should still be allowed to express it.


Right, because the troll going after Wilder's three year old daughter is just him stating his opinion and Wilder should be cool with it. Also, the troll challenged him to the fight. Which are two things mentioned in the article. I'm guessing you failed every test you've ever taken on reading comprehension
 
2014-05-11 01:37:51 AM  
Prison yard rules? Heavyweight champs normally hit their opponent when they are cowering on the ground?
 
2014-05-11 01:39:34 AM  

Mike_LowELL: thx guy's

i was just repeating exactley what happened in the video so that their would be no doubt as to exactley what happend

if any1 disargees in this thred while i am a sleep send me an email and ill get drew to take care of it

he's my dad


I prefer crazy-right-wing-you better. At least he didn't make me twitch.
 
2014-05-11 01:41:06 AM  

Cashew: Been done...


... then I was all like:
i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-05-11 01:41:50 AM  

Fark You I'm Drunk: Right, because the troll going after Wilder's three year old daughter is just him stating his opinion and Wilder should be cool with it. Also, the troll challenged him to the fight. Which are two things mentioned in the article. I'm guessing you failed every test you've ever taken on reading comprehension


At this point it seems like trying to make a retarded person feel stupid or kicking a yappy dog.  Okay maybe they were annoying, okay maybe they kinda had it coming, okay maybe it's the only way they'll learn, but it isn't something I find "awesome" or "hilarious fun".

Just kind of tragic and sad, and chances are li'l troll-boy didn't actually learn anything.
 
2014-05-11 01:43:56 AM  
That was kind of like watching a prison-league football game. It's interesting to look at, but there ain't really anybody to root for.
 
2014-05-11 01:46:02 AM  
I was at the gym one particular time, and this being the best gym in Minneapolis, there was regularly big shots there. Once two guys where working out near me, there were a group of young guys next to me.  One of the young guys was talking smack about the two other guys. Just smack, "Oh I could take them" "when your that big you can't even move", crap like that (mind you, not loud enough that they might hear him).  Finally I could not take it any more and asked,"do you know who they are?" I politely pointed out that they were, the Koslowski twins. And mentioned that they both hand medals in wrestling.  The loudmouth asked "like what kind of medals". When I said Olympic medals, the guys friends all laughed. (ok I kinda lied, Duane only has a few world championship medals)
Then I pointed out  a girl on the other side of the room and said start with her, she is only some kind of NCAA swimming champion. His friends pointed out that "she'd kick your arse".
nothing like the video, but could have been. I know these guys well enough to know that they will gladly show what they are capable of (in a friendly playful way, which is still very scary).
 
2014-05-11 01:50:20 AM  

TheBigJerk: Fark You I'm Drunk: Right, because the troll going after Wilder's three year old daughter is just him stating his opinion and Wilder should be cool with it. Also, the troll challenged him to the fight. Which are two things mentioned in the article. I'm guessing you failed every test you've ever taken on reading comprehension

At this point it seems like trying to make a retarded person feel stupid or kicking a yappy dog.  Okay maybe they were annoying, okay maybe they kinda had it coming, okay maybe it's the only way they'll learn, but it isn't something I find "awesome" or "hilarious fun".

Just kind of tragic and sad, and chances are li'l troll-boy didn't actually learn anything.


Oh, I agree (see my comment above). The whole thing was completely pointless, and the troll clearly didn't learn from it.
 
2014-05-11 01:51:07 AM  

tjsands1118: but it raises a good question, if an internet troll truly believes what they are saying are they actually trolling or just honestly stupid? You know like Fox News.


Y'know, I've been on fark once or twice, and I've found that whynotboth.jpg is usually the case. All the best trolls are multitastkers at heart.
 
2014-05-11 02:04:16 AM  
Not ashamed to admit that I thoroughly enjoyed watching that. Confirms everything I've always thought about internet racists and bullies.
 
2014-05-11 02:05:08 AM  

hunh: I was at the gym one particular time, and this being the best gym in Minneapolis, there was regularly big shots there. Once two guys where working out near me, there were a group of young guys next to me.  One of the young guys was talking smack about the two other guys. Just smack, "Oh I could take them" "when your that big you can't even move", crap like that (mind you, not loud enough that they might hear him).  Finally I could not take it any more and asked,"do you know who they are?" I politely pointed out that they were, the Koslowski twins. And mentioned that they both hand medals in wrestling.  The loudmouth asked "like what kind of medals". When I said Olympic medals, the guys friends all laughed. (ok I kinda lied, Duane only has a few world championship medals)
Then I pointed out  a girl on the other side of the room and said start with her, she is only some kind of NCAA swimming champion. His friends pointed out that "she'd kick your arse".
nothing like the video, but could have been. I know these guys well enough to know that they will gladly show what they are capable of (in a friendly playful way, which is still very scary).


My CSB: I met a pro wrestler in a bar, he was on tour and did an arena gig so I guess he was with "the tour" (I know nothing about the sport). 6' 8" I would say, intimidating as hell. Turns out he's a gentle giant and a very nice guy. After a few beers, I ask him to play along while I prank a friend. My friend walks by and I said "Hey John, I told him what you said about all wrestlers being gay and phonies". I thought my friend was going to pass out, he turned white. After a few seconds, the wrestler laughed and my friend realized that it was all a gag. Still, for a few seconds there it must have really sucked. I'm usually nicer than that but I was pretty drunk, and it was a golden opportunity as this wrestler was one scary looking dude.
 
2014-05-11 02:31:12 AM  

squirrelflavoredyogurt: Um..What? Link has no context whatever except strong asshole beating up weaker asshole.

If that, can't even tell if either is asshole because of lack of context from link.

Here is violence...

Thanks..um.... wtf, and could we get a smaller grainier video of whatever because MOAR ADDS!!!!

Mmmm nothing says deserved like the "allegedly" part of the post.

Don't be a dick online if you're not physically big and strong seems to be the point.

Which is farking stupid.

OMG, you're not allowed to have an opinion if you aren't willing and able to back it up with violence.

Fark that, I'm big and I can hit, and I think you're all willing to have and opinion, and I'm willing to get violent with anyone who thinks you aren't allowed to have an opinion. That doesn't mean I'm willing to back your opinion up or suggest it's right. Just that you're allowed to express it.

You might actually be an arsehole who's opinion is shiat to me. You should still be allowed to express it.


Little troll made the challenge for the fight.
 
2014-05-11 02:39:10 AM  
Not really a big as story as the media are making it out to be.

Charlie Z is actually a well known boxing troll.
He's been a bit of a joke in the boxing forums for a few years.

Here's his Youtube channel and his fight with Floyd Mayweather Snr, after trolling him as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lheHUCmUPsI

As you'll see, he gets another ass-kicking, especially after going for a cheapshot near the end.
 
2014-05-11 03:05:19 AM  

GreenAdder: spman: Didn't Uwe Boll do this and actually legitimately injure some of them?

Uwe Boll did in fact pummel some of his critics senseless, including SomethingAwful's Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka.. A few things about this:

1. Most of the people were under the impression that it would be playful light-contact bout, and very few knew that Boll was a trained boxer (German equivalent to "Golden Gloves" from what I understand).
2. Boll allegedly caused "serious injury" to Jeff Sneider from Ain't It Cool News.
3. Seanbaby later threw down a challenge against Boll. Seanbaby is trained in Muy Thai kickboxing and jujutsu, and is taller than the average dude. Boll and Seanbaby were allegedly to scrap on G4's "Attack of the Show," but Boll later backed out when "he learned he wasn't fighting a midget," according to Seanbaby.


Pretty much. There was a fair amount of screening to make his list of "fighters." A good number of folks were 86ed off the "proper" challenges. Boll isn't a filmmaker, he's a tax shelter thanks to German law--rather, they only pay taxes on returns from the films, and the investment was deductible, as well as delayed their tax burden--he's stopped making films--well, actual theatrical releases that is--since the loophole that allowed his "investors" to hide funds in his productions has been tied up, he's sort of been out of folks to put money for his horrible films. The loophole has since been amended, and now he's been forced to find other ways to pay for his "work." They're still f*cking terrible, but now he's in the market he belongs: direct to video or cable TV filler and sh*tty Netflix spam, as opposed to theatrical distribution.
 
2014-05-11 03:09:48 AM  
To add, the troll, Charlie Zelenoff, is actually a bit 'off' psychologically.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4ofPHgghXQ

This new media attention will probably make him do something stupid to maintain it.

So there's that...
 
2014-05-11 03:23:10 AM  

farkingismybusiness: God-is-a-Taco: WORL STAR WORL STAR
Worldstar!


That gif.  made me sad,  cause that entire season of EBD was unforgivably awful.
 
2014-05-11 03:48:24 AM  

GonzoNihilist: farkingismybusiness: God-is-a-Taco: WORL STAR WORL STAR
Worldstar!

That gif.  made me sad,  cause that entire season of EBD was unforgivably awful.


cdn.uproxx.com
 
2014-05-11 03:54:27 AM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
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