theflatline: The funny thing is I had a friend in college who had a farm hand who they got caught farking the cows.When his dad told us the story he said "That boy could make a moo moo moo moo"
maltedmothball: so lets see:1. no farking the cows2. no kissing the chickenscan i still spank the monkey?
ThrobblefootSpectre: Use a condom you sick farks. People disgust me.
The One True TheDavid: "You can show your affections in other ways with a simple pet or something like that."Define "affections."
NotMyAlt: Barnyard threesome now in play.
Boo_Guy: The One True TheDavid: "You can show your affections in other ways with a simple pet or something like that."Define "affections."I'll be in my lab?
Maggie_Luna: How about cocks though?People can still kiss those right?
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