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2014-05-10 09:42:53 PM  
This story should be buried immediately. Any bad news concerning cocks in mouths cannot be good for guys worldwide
 
2014-05-10 09:42:59 PM  
Choking it is still cool, though, right?
 
2014-05-10 09:49:18 PM  
F*cking them apparently gets you endless political mileage
 
2014-05-10 10:53:46 PM  
Hm. Well, I'll have to remember that for my flock. Does this mean I can no longer lick them, tasting the essence of their future cooked deliciousness?
 
2014-05-10 11:34:16 PM  
"While there's no need to limit your interactions with chickens, do not let them in the house and wash your hands."

Damn, I love letting my chickens wash hands...
 
2014-05-10 11:43:54 PM  
Farm animal love trifecta in play
 
2014-05-10 11:45:19 PM  
Well I was born down south on a chicken farm near Nashville, Tennessee
T'weren't nobody there but a sky full of air, 17 billion chickens, an me
And then one day I said "hey hey hey, think I'll drop a little LSD"
Well it blew my mind
I got real kind
And set my chickens free

And there was
Chickens in the pasture
Chickens in the barn
Chickens in the cauliflower
Chickens in the corn
Chickens driving Cadillacs to Washington DC
When I set my chickens free
 
2014-05-10 11:45:53 PM  
The funny thing is I had a friend in college who had a farm hand who they got caught farking the cows.

When his dad told us the story he said "That boy could make a moo moo moo moo"
 
2014-05-10 11:48:01 PM  

theflatline: The funny thing is I had a friend in college who had a farm hand who they got caught farking the cows.

When his dad told us the story he said "That boy could make a moo moo moo moo"


One down, buddy
 
2014-05-10 11:49:09 PM  
It's okay to keep farking it, tho, right?

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2014-05-10 11:50:45 PM  
My chickens can kinda get into dry pecking if the mood is right but giving them the tongue, yeah, they really don't do that at all.
 
2014-05-10 11:53:55 PM  
Animal molestation trifecta is now in play.
 
2014-05-11 12:03:01 AM  
so lets see:
1. no farking the cows
2. no kissing the chickens

can i still spank the monkey?
 
2014-05-11 12:04:37 AM  
Barnyard threesome now in play.
 
2014-05-11 12:07:35 AM  
Was the obvious tag too busy farking that chicken?
 
2014-05-11 12:07:56 AM  
NO KISSING

Just get on and get off.
 
2014-05-11 12:10:08 AM  
..but since choking your chicken is harmless, choke away.
 
2014-05-11 12:14:23 AM  
It's still ok to lick piggies though isn't it?
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2014-05-11 12:15:01 AM  

maltedmothball: so lets see:
1. no farking the cows
2. no kissing the chickens

can i still spank the monkey?


No. Nor may you flog the dolphin.
 
2014-05-11 12:16:45 AM  
Nobody, and I mean nobody, gets to fondle my cock other than me.
 
2014-05-11 12:16:58 AM  
Use a condom you sick farks.  People disgust me.
 
2014-05-11 12:24:26 AM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: Use a condom you sick farks.  People disgust me.


Yea,  you wouldn't want to get the cow preggers.

Talk about AWKWARD.
 
2014-05-11 12:32:46 AM  
"You can show your affections in other ways with a simple pet or something like that."

Define "affections."
 
2014-05-11 12:35:40 AM  

The One True TheDavid: "You can show your affections in other ways with a simple pet or something like that."

Define "affections."


I'll be in my lab?
 
2014-05-11 12:39:09 AM  

NotMyAlt: Barnyard threesome now in play.


How about Neigh.
 
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2014-05-11 12:43:30 AM  
Wild night in the henhouse and now your cock won't crow? Get tested for Avian Immune Deficiency Syndrome!!
 
2014-05-11 12:46:13 AM  
My chickens have a pox or something according to my wife.
 
2014-05-11 12:49:34 AM  
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Who the hell kisses those fowl beasties?

I've got three Leghorns that is swear find any bit of filth when they are out and kick it on to each other.  The white feathers get dirty really easily.  The other two are different colors, so the dirt doesn't show up on them as easily.

They'll sooner peck your eye out as give you a peck on the cheek.
 
2014-05-11 01:18:04 AM  
Um...don't kiss your chickens before they hatch, hello??
 
2014-05-11 01:26:43 AM  
And yet another satisfied customer of eFarmony.com
 
2014-05-11 02:43:15 AM  

Boo_Guy: The One True TheDavid: "You can show your affections in other ways with a simple pet or something like that."

Define "affections."

I'll be in my lab?


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2014-05-11 03:25:00 AM  
How about cocks though?

People can still kiss those right?
 
2014-05-11 04:03:59 AM  
What the cluck?!
 
2014-05-11 05:46:49 AM  
Came for Farside chicken lipstick...
 
2014-05-11 09:34:44 AM  
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2014-05-11 12:04:46 PM  

Maggie_Luna: How about cocks though?

People can still kiss those right?


HI, how are you doing?
 
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