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(Daily Mail)   1000 Indonesian masseurs gather to break world record in Bali. Don't worry, this story has a happy ending   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 14
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2014-05-10 09:55:41 PM
that joke is as old as 'your dog wants steak'

/yea I said it.
 
2014-05-10 09:57:04 PM
www.themost10.com
 
2014-05-10 09:59:17 PM
One Eyed One Horn...Asian Purple People .....ugh...can't make it work..

/play me off Johnny..
 
2014-05-10 10:01:49 PM

Boo_Guy:


"It moved."
 
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2014-05-10 10:04:16 PM
While it is nice to have a massage from a pretty handed lady, so far I've only gotten good massages from men with a bit more weight and strength behind their technique.

It was interesting to read that they turned away other masseuses after they hit the 1000 mark. Figured they would want to get as many as possible for the record. Though I suppose they already had "A 1000 pairs of kneady hands" certificates already written up prior to the event.
 
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2014-05-10 10:08:11 PM
Up Next: the Annabel Chong story
 
2014-05-10 10:13:52 PM
I got a great massage today. So I'm getting a kick.. Then I had a cold beer and some good Mexican food, it was a good day.

/didn't have to use my AK
 
2014-05-10 10:15:45 PM
I'm a massage therapist and I have to say that any idiot can do 15 minutes.  When they do massage at the MS150 bike ride in New Jersey, it's usually about 300-400 massage therapists so, with the thousands of bike riders doing the ride (and in multiple locations), Hand & Stone (which is a chain spa with high turnover, and for good reason) could easily break that record.
 
2014-05-10 10:16:46 PM
I'm pretty sure the Japanese have set the world's record for actual group happy endings from all of the... um... scientific research I've done online.
 
2014-05-10 10:24:27 PM
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2014-05-10 10:44:37 PM
Maybe I'm too much of an aspie but does anyone else get freaked out by having a stranger touch you that much. Just no.
 
2014-05-11 12:20:08 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Maybe I'm too much of an aspie but does anyone else get freaked out by having a stranger touch you that much. Just no.


I know a lot of people who are uncomfortable with the idea. I work at a resort, so the subject of massage comes up more often than other places, I suppose. I don't understand the discomfort myself. There is nothing like a good massage to completely relax.
 
2014-05-11 01:48:20 AM
Massage at Maya Ubud FTW..
 
2014-05-11 04:22:23 AM

Herman Borrach: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Maybe I'm too much of an aspie but does anyone else get freaked out by having a stranger touch you that much. Just no.

I know a lot of people who are uncomfortable with the idea. I work at a resort, so the subject of massage comes up more often than other places, I suppose. I don't understand the discomfort myself. There is nothing like a good massage to completely relax.


I think it's the element of the person touching you being a stranger.

I enjoy treating myself to a massage every few months, especially if I feel I've punished my body a lot (exercise wise). So I get about 3-4 a year, for a long time now.
That said, I've only gone for same gender, (for both religious and obvious reasons) and have only felt uneasy maybe twice, like I was being made a pass it. One of those times I actually mumbled something along the lines of "I'm just here for a massage" and kept talking about how my muscles were tired.


/Some world records I just don't understand
 
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