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CagedMan: ArkAngel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2ztvgI72mE#t=18sNot a chance in hell I'm clicking that.
zulius: What the ehch e double hockey stick does the relevancy of IT employment have to do with ANYTHING??
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xxcorydxx: old story is old. have you ever been to the bars in upstate ny? it's impossible to get laid without getting accused of farking a cow.
fusillade762: You mean that's NOT how you milk them?
farkingismybusiness: fusillade762: You mean that's NOT how you milk them?[s.mcstatic.com image 640x360]We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
cgraves67: zulius: What the ehch e double hockey stick does the relevancy of IT employment have to do with ANYTHING??They wanted to try extra double hard to head off the inevitable "won't someone please think of the children" outrage that this man was a school district employee.
kendelrio: Did this happen in....**sunglasses**Moooo-m bai?
v15: Molest Mor Chikin
Krustofsky: Sadly, Rule 34 will probably apply here....And hell no, I'm not looking for it!
Skr: They really could have legally gotten the same thing for the price of a few beers at the bar.
pottie: New York, where the men are men and the cows are anxious !
Brainsick: A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.The Old Man says, "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months.""But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo..."Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days.""But do they call me McGreggor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea...Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board.""But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention."But ya fark one cow..."
ko_kyi: Could have been worse, could have been tucows.
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