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2014-05-10 07:58:36 PM
You mean that's NOT how you milk them?
 
2014-05-10 08:23:54 PM
data.earthli.com
 
2014-05-10 08:35:01 PM
Udderly disgusting.
 
2014-05-10 08:41:33 PM
"Hey Reid, whadda ya wanna do tonite?"
"Oh, I don't know, Michael... maybe we could go f*ck some cattle..."

/Pretty sure it played out like this
 
2014-05-10 09:40:42 PM

I_Am_Weasel: [data.earthli.com image 550x367]


blogs.miaminewtimes.com

m.np.is

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wwsick.com

c2.staticflickr.com
 
2014-05-10 09:47:49 PM
 
2014-05-10 10:11:18 PM
Sadly, Rule 34 will probably apply here....And hell no, I'm not looking for it!
 
2014-05-10 10:21:43 PM

ArkAngel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2ztvgI72mE#t=18s


Not a chance in hell I'm clicking that.
 
2014-05-10 10:23:21 PM

CagedMan: ArkAngel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2ztvgI72mE#t=18s

Not a chance in hell I'm clicking that.


NOPE.
 
Skr
2014-05-10 10:23:25 PM
They really could have legally gotten the same thing for the price of a few beers at the bar.
 
v15
2014-05-10 10:24:59 PM
Molest Mor Chikin
 
2014-05-10 10:26:00 PM
All these cow pics giving a whole new gloss to the term "beefcake."
 
2014-05-10 10:26:29 PM
What the ehch e double hockey stick does the relevancy of IT employment have to do with ANYTHING??
 
2014-05-10 10:28:31 PM
No stampede?

Must not have been one of those nasty snakes that just gives them all the willies, doncha know.
 
2014-05-10 10:28:50 PM

zulius: What the ehch e double hockey stick does the relevancy of IT employment have to do with ANYTHING??


Motive, the average female IT worker looks surprisingly like a cow, could have even been mistaken identity.

/in IT
 
2014-05-10 10:29:08 PM

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DUDE. NSFW
 
2014-05-10 10:29:11 PM
But if they had went and pulled on the cows titties all day that would've been fine.

Society is the real sicko here!
 
2014-05-10 10:29:14 PM
old story is old. 

have you ever been to the bars in upstate ny? it's impossible to get laid without getting accused of farking a cow.
 
2014-05-10 10:30:03 PM
Stupid farmer.  If you had set up a webcam instead of a surveillance cam, you'd be rolling in money.
 
2014-05-10 10:30:07 PM
Though seriously, how does one get a friend to go along with something like this?

"So... ever fark a cow?" "No dude... gross." "Sorry... sorry. I meant have you ever filmed someone having sex with a cow?" "Nah, but I'm up for it"
 
2014-05-10 10:30:09 PM
I know American women are fat, but you don't have to call them cows
 
2014-05-10 10:30:12 PM

zulius: What the ehch e double hockey stick does the relevancy of IT employment have to do with ANYTHING??


They wanted to try extra double hard to head off the inevitable "won't someone please think of the children" outrage that this man was a school district employee.
 
2014-05-10 10:30:33 PM
One of these things is true:

1) It's Groundhog's Day
2) Someone is messing with the time-space continuum
3) We've fallen through the wormhole
4) Even this headline is a repeat
 
2014-05-10 10:30:59 PM
Those cows were walking around with their udders hanging out. They were asking for it.
 
2014-05-10 10:31:47 PM

xxcorydxx: old story is old. 

have you ever been to the bars in upstate ny? it's impossible to get laid without getting accused of farking a cow.


I'm not seeing a 'No' any where in that statement.
 
2014-05-10 10:31:53 PM

fusillade762: You mean that's NOT how you milk them?


s.mcstatic.com
We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
 
2014-05-10 10:33:01 PM
static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-05-10 10:34:54 PM
Hey Boys!
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2014-05-10 10:34:57 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-10 10:35:44 PM

zulius: What the ehch e double hockey stick does the relevancy of IT employment have to do with ANYTHING??


They were going for the school connection.

"GOOD GOD, THAT PERV WORKED FOR THE SCHOOL SYSTEM. WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?"

Why a cow, though? I mean, if you can put your whole arm into something than it's gotta be a hotdog/hallway situation, right? Besides, cows can freaking kill you.
 
2014-05-10 10:35:52 PM

farkingismybusiness: fusillade762: You mean that's NOT how you milk them?

[s.mcstatic.com image 640x360]
We don't have a cow. We have a bull.


The cow's name is Norman
 
2014-05-10 10:36:23 PM

cgraves67: zulius: What the ehch e double hockey stick does the relevancy of IT employment have to do with ANYTHING??

They wanted to try extra double hard to head off the inevitable "won't someone please think of the children" outrage that this man was a school district employee.


Are the students cows? Then they were safe.
 
2014-05-10 10:37:03 PM
Did this happen in....

**sunglasses**

Moooo-m bai?
 
2014-05-10 10:38:15 PM

kendelrio: Did this happen in....

**sunglasses**

Moooo-m bai?


Or Cowlifornia?
 
2014-05-10 10:38:36 PM
Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers.

One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly grazing.

"Tell me, you dumb beast." demanded the Priest in his commanding voice, "why don't you do something worthwhile. What is your Purpose in Life, anyway?"

Munching the tasty grass, The Sacred Chao replied "MU".*

Upon hearing this, absolutely nobody was enlightened. Primarily because nobody could understand Chinese.

* "MU" is the Chinese ideogram for NO-THING
 
2014-05-10 10:38:55 PM
 
2014-05-10 10:39:05 PM
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.

The Old Man says, "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months."

"But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days."

"But do they call me McGreggor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea...Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board."

"But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.

"But ya fark one cow..."
 
2014-05-10 10:40:47 PM
Poor ad placement.

i306.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-10 10:40:49 PM
New York, where the men are men and the cows are anxious !
 
2014-05-10 10:43:08 PM

v15: Molest Mor Chikin


lulz
 
2014-05-10 10:45:06 PM
 
2014-05-10 10:46:52 PM

Krustofsky: Sadly, Rule 34 will probably apply here....And hell no, I'm not looking for it!


Why the hell do you think one guy was filming the event whilst the other was making sweet, sweet love to Elsie?
 
2014-05-10 10:47:11 PM

Skr: They really could have legally gotten the same thing for the price of a few beers at the bar.


Why would they take the cows to the bar and buy them drinks when they could just do them out in the barn?
 
2014-05-10 10:47:26 PM

pottie: New York, where the men are men and the cows are anxious !


I swear I've read at least two other stories about this in NY in recent years. Makes me sad. You'd think someplace like Iowa... but no. I guess the high number of dairy farms equal easier opportunities for the pervs...
 
2014-05-10 10:58:44 PM
Could have been worse, could have been tucows.
 
2014-05-10 10:59:48 PM

Brainsick: A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.

The Old Man says, "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months."

"But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days."

"But do they call me McGreggor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea...Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board."

"But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.

"But ya fark one cow..."



Came to say this... Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-05-10 11:00:40 PM

ko_kyi: Could have been worse, could have been tucows.


damn beer.  What I should have said was

"Hey, what do you want to do tonight?"

"I don't know, waste time on tucows?"
 
2014-05-10 11:02:24 PM
Another satisfied customer of eFarmony.com
 
2014-05-10 11:07:44 PM
Picture of suspect:

www.agoracosmopolitan.com
 
2014-05-10 11:07:50 PM
What's their Farmersonly.com username?
 
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