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(The Richest)   Five of the most expensive virginities ever sold, brought to you by the /luxury section of TheRichest. Poor men are "johns," rich men are "job creators"   (therichest.com) divider line 53
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2014-05-10 01:24:59 PM
Of all the "Too Rich Fors", Too Rich To Fark is not on the list.
 
2014-05-10 01:27:26 PM
HAH

I gave mine away for free

Suck it plebs
 
2014-05-10 01:35:31 PM
Her 2012 auction debut fetched $780,000, but fell through when the winning Japanese bidder pulled out.

Hee hee hee...
 
2014-05-10 01:38:25 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: HAH

I gave mine away for free

Suck it plebs


I lost mine decades ago. I used to have the box it came in, but I lost that a few years ago, too.
 
2014-05-10 01:39:06 PM
"Reserve is off!"

Now, we'll see some action.

Sold! Sold! Sold!
 
2014-05-10 01:40:28 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: HAH

I gave mine away for free

Suck it plebs


Well, if you weren't using it anyway,,,
 
2014-05-10 01:56:47 PM
$8 and candy bar?
 
2014-05-10 02:46:37 PM
Again proving that some guys have more money than brains.
 
2014-05-10 02:48:23 PM
Through some religious ceremony, I will become a born again virgin. Bidding starts at $100K. Difficulty: I have penis.
 
2014-05-10 02:58:00 PM

PreMortem: Through some religious ceremony, I will become a born again virgin. Bidding starts at $100K. Difficulty: I have penis.


I bid -$1,000,000,000,000!
 
2014-05-10 03:47:02 PM
I've had sex with a virgin, so I really don't understand this phenomenon.
 
2014-05-10 05:08:56 PM

grokca: Again proving that some guys have more money than brains.


I'VE got more money than brains. And I'm not that smart. So......... something
 
2014-05-10 05:08:58 PM

Shostie: PreMortem: Through some religious ceremony, I will become a born again virgin. Bidding starts at $100K. Difficulty: I have penis.

I bid -$1,000,000,000,000!


-999,999,999,999 Quatloos on the new comer.
 
2014-05-10 05:10:51 PM
Wait...I was supposed to be the one getting paid?
 
2014-05-10 05:11:20 PM

costermonger: I've had sex with a virgin, so I really don't understand this phenomenon.


We'll, a taxidermist hymen makes a nice addition to the ol,' trophy room, next to other exotic game.
 
2014-05-10 05:13:13 PM
There's only one person on that list I would consider paying mine to fark, but 1.2 million is not the number I had in mind.

No real interest in banging a virgin. If you're paying that kind of money, or any money at all really, wouldn't you want someone that knows what they're doing?
 
2014-05-10 05:16:50 PM
No Ivana Trump?
 
2014-05-10 05:17:07 PM
How much for sloppy seconds?
 
2014-05-10 05:17:14 PM

debug: No real interest in banging a virgin. If you're paying that kind of money, or any money at all really, wouldn't you want someone that knows what they're doing?


That's my take on it, too. I can understand guys wanting to pay to have sex with an attractive woman, but her being a virgin just doesn't seem like a value-added feature.  Save the million bucks and fark a hooker on her period.
 
2014-05-10 05:18:53 PM

costermonger: I've had sex with a virgin, so I really don't understand this phenomenon.


It's about stroking their pathetic little Napoleon Complex Egos.

They think that breaking a girl's hymen is equal to Neil Armstrong first setting foot on the moon.
 
2014-05-10 05:19:08 PM
 
2014-05-10 05:19:15 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: No Ivana Trump?


I'm not sure that she counts as she end up marrying the Donald. And who knows who really got to her first...
 
2014-05-10 05:26:50 PM

cwheelie: I'VE got more money than brains. And I'm not that smart. So......... something


I have more brains than money, need to fix that.


platkat: That's my take on it, too. I can understand guys wanting to pay to have sex with an attractive woman, but her being a virgin just doesn't seem like a value-added feature.


Does paying for a dating site apply?
 
2014-05-10 05:30:20 PM
"....and I don't fark fossils for free".
 
2014-05-10 05:32:54 PM
This is one of those times I'm disgusted by my own gender. My God, it's just a vagina. New or used, it's all pink in the middle.
 
2014-05-10 05:33:28 PM
I've got a "coupon" that says I have no venereal diseases, do I get a discount.
 
2014-05-10 05:33:46 PM
static4.therichestimages.com
She looks happy to be on this list.
 
2014-05-10 05:41:25 PM

Krustofsky: Does paying for a dating site apply?


Did the service function as intended? Would you pay extra for a dating site that introduced you only to virgins?
 
2014-05-10 05:48:46 PM
Gave mine away for a dinner but I paid later in spades, oh man did I pay for it.
 
2014-05-10 05:49:53 PM
I don't even comprehend how humans do anything, bunch of stupid monkeys acting like the savages that you all are.
 
2014-05-10 05:50:31 PM
Not a looker among em'.
 
2014-05-10 05:54:27 PM
Romanian
Gee, I hate to make a stereotype joke here but...
static7.therichestimages.com
Did your family put you up to this? Have your uncles stolen any little blonde girls to sell them to passing men, lately? Got any herds of sheep that I'd love to buy but I have to pay you first and then you'll bring the sheep by tomorrow?

static0.therichestimages.com
Aspiring porn star. This is her gimmick into a big 3-year career taking it in both ends, before she's too old for anything but taking it in both ends + ears/nose/eyes/anus while another girl shiats on her face at $10 a show.
 
2014-05-10 05:59:09 PM
Lycanth Elizabeth Raine doesn't belong on the list. She backed out of the deal.

Why that Runaway Bride-Eyed tease!
 
m00
2014-05-10 06:00:08 PM
I guess it now makes sense why billionaires are trying to destroy the middle class and push everyone into poverty. More young girls willing to give it up for cash! It's not illegal if you're rich!
 
2014-05-10 06:08:00 PM
Frankly, the $20 girl at the corner would give you better service.

Only #2 would even be considered.
 
2014-05-10 06:27:14 PM
I may not be an Alpha Male but fer Chrissakes why? So you can listen to her crying in the bathroom after?

Besides, any woman who wants to make that big of a deal about it is probably delusional about the value of her pudenda. No offence, it's not magical, it's like all of the others and what it's attached to is more important. Besides, since it's your first time you'll probably be really terrible at it. No offence but floozies are better.
 
2014-05-10 06:40:18 PM

Gecko Gingrich: Doktor_Zhivago: HAH

I gave mine away for free

Suck it plebs

I lost mine decades ago. I used to have the box it came in, but I lost that a few years ago, too.


Classic
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-05-10 06:52:11 PM
Pay them? Pffft. Some nice champagne and GHB and they will never know what "hit" them (until they wake back up).

/yes, i'm kidding
//none of these children "do it" for me at my age, I like WOMEN.
 
2014-05-10 07:21:01 PM

Fark like a Barsoomian: Romanian
Gee, I hate to make a stereotype joke here but...

Did your family put you up to this? Have your uncles stolen any little blonde girls to sell them to passing men, lately? Got any herds of sheep that I'd love to buy but I have to pay you first and then you'll bring the sheep by tomorrow?


Aspiring porn star. This is her gimmick into a big 3-year career taking it in both ends, before she's too old for anything but taking it in both ends + ears/nose/eyes/anus while another girl shiats on her face at $10 a show.


As to the latter, she will need implants.

Gorgeous face, but the body of a 12 year old boy. Pass.
 
2014-05-10 07:29:51 PM

PreMortem: Through some religious ceremony, I will become a born again virgin. Bidding starts at $100K. Difficulty: I have penis.


Some rich gay guy might not actually mind that, if you are willing to bend over.
 
2014-05-10 07:38:18 PM

mayIFark: PreMortem: Through some religious ceremony, I will become a born again virgin. Bidding starts at $100K. Difficulty: I have penis.

Some rich gay guy might not actually mind that, if you are willing to bend over.


How rich?
 
2014-05-10 08:09:41 PM

Oldiron_79: mayIFark: PreMortem: Through some religious ceremony, I will become a born again virgin. Bidding starts at $100K. Difficulty: I have penis.

Some rich gay guy might not actually mind that, if you are willing to bend over.

How rich?


I don't know, you have to ask someone who is both gay and rich, I'm neither.
 
2014-05-10 08:16:58 PM

mayIFark: Oldiron_79: mayIFark: PreMortem: Through some religious ceremony, I will become a born again virgin. Bidding starts at $100K. Difficulty: I have penis.

Some rich gay guy might not actually mind that, if you are willing to bend over.

How rich?

I don't know, you have to ask someone who is both gay and rich, I'm neither.


I'm neither, but if you had enough money I could be bought into biting the pillow.

If you have to ask how much is enough you cannot afford it.
 
2014-05-10 09:04:50 PM
Being the prick I am. I would wait till her cherry was popped but before he could get off to burst in. Then seize the money.
 
2014-05-10 09:44:56 PM

grokca: Again proving that some guys have more money than brains.



Such men would be chlorinated out of the gene pool if some women had more brains than greed.


Please, women. For the good of future generations, be strong!
 
2014-05-10 10:09:50 PM

costermonger: I've had sex with a virgin, so I really don't understand this phenomenon.


I've had 2 (my first love and then 5 years later with a woman that was holding out until she said fark it) and I agree.

Virginity is WAY overrated.  Give me a woman that knows what she's doing rather than a total neophyte.  A woman with some experience will enjoy it more and the man will enjoy it more.

I bet women don't want a virgin man...because we suck badly the first time (and probably for awhile after).
 
2014-05-10 10:27:12 PM
slayer199:
I bet women don't want a virgin man...because we suck badly the first time (and probably for awhile after).

Uh, speak for yourself dude. I sucked pretty good right off the first try!
 
2014-05-10 10:29:00 PM

costermonger: I've had sex with a virgin, so I really don't understand this phenomenon.


This. Oh, I guess it's fun in a way. Really, it's just a shiat load more work for less reward. Real virgins are terrible at reading cues (foreplay), oral, and tend to freeze up not understanding that yes it feels good, but maybe moving her hips 'this way' will turn it into an orgasm for her. Also they tend to freeze like a deer in headlights, afraid to do anything, even if it might help you.

Like being a porn director, it's a lot less glamorous than it sounds.

I assume, for women, male virgins are just as bad.
 
2014-05-11 12:12:16 AM
I only had sex with one virgin and as many have said, it's nothing to write home about.  She did end up marrying a guy i've known since I was a kid and have never really liked though.  I still hang out with them a few times a year at holiday and birthday parties because we share a lot of the same friends.  I occasionally drop mild references to him about it because he's still a dick, and so am I.
 
2014-05-11 12:34:04 AM

Another Government Employee: Frankly, the $20 girl at the corner would give you better service.

Only #2 would even be considered.


I'm gonna go out on a limb and bet it wasn't really her first time.
 
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