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(CBS 3 Springfield)   I'll see your stolen wheelchair ramp, and raise you a truther stealing a Sandy Hook playground sign---then calling the kid's parents to taunt them   (cbs3springfield.com) divider line 104
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2014-05-10 03:51:45 PM  
As I recall, the guy on the scene shooting some of the early Bundy footage also featured one of these Sand Hook truthers on his web "news" program. Nice people. Reasonable.
 
2014-05-10 03:53:02 PM  
Sandy Hook, that is.
 
2014-05-10 03:58:56 PM  
It's sad that some people can be so sick as to do something like this.

I was going to make a snarky comment about Adam Lanza picking the wrong targets. But, when I used Google to get the exact spelling of his name, several links popped up claiming the Sandy Hook shooting was a hoax, listing 10 ridiculous reasons why it was a hoax.

We REALLY need to increase funding of America's mental health services for the young. These people are nutty than me.
 
2014-05-10 04:42:54 PM  
memecrunch.com
 
2014-05-10 04:52:17 PM  

AirForceVet: We REALLY need to increase funding of America's mental health services for the young. These people are nutty than me.


Most of these people probably don't appear to be mentally ill, at least not to the general public.  But it IS a mental illness.
 
2014-05-10 05:31:30 PM  
He's right, it is a hoax. That little girl, 19 of her classmates and 6 adults are working to become world hide-and-seek champions. Those missing Nigerians are competing for it too. Study it out!

/I'd love to see the asshat who stole the sign say that to the parents' faces
 
2014-05-10 05:39:35 PM  
Likely a proud life member of the NRA
 
2014-05-10 05:56:05 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Likely a proud life member of the NRA


The only place this idea plays out is with right-wingers, so yeah, probably.
 
2014-05-10 06:20:39 PM  

fusillade762: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Likely a proud life member of the NRA

The only place this idea plays out is with right-wingers, so yeah, probably.


Yer both stupid
 
2014-05-10 06:20:53 PM  
I don't like getting into fist fights, but if I ever run into one of the idiots in real life, I may just punch them right his stupid face.
 
2014-05-10 06:21:33 PM  

fusillade762: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Likely a proud life member of the NRA

The only place this idea plays out is with right-wingers, so yeah, probably.


Aren't the 9/11 Truthers sort of left wingers?  If so these nuts all deserve each other.

/but no the victims families don't deserve any of them.
 
2014-05-10 06:23:05 PM  
I suspect the idiot who stole that sign has spent and will spend his life afraid of contrails because he thinks they're "chemtrails".
 
2014-05-10 06:23:38 PM  

big pig peaches: I don't like getting into fist fights, but if I ever run into one of the idiots in real life, I may just punch them right his stupid face.


And then kick him in the nuts.  How could you not?
 
2014-05-10 06:28:02 PM  
This asshat should be forced to eat a thousand cockroaches.
 
2014-05-10 06:28:07 PM  
Much like 9/11 truthers, if you really believe the gov't planned these things and yet you're still willingly living in this country, you belong in a mental hospital.
 
2014-05-10 06:29:28 PM  
I bet the thief doesn't believe in vaccinations either.  Sick asshole.
 
2014-05-10 06:29:28 PM  

Abox: Aren't the 9/11 Truthers sort of left wingers?


Not any of the ones I knew/know. They were just run of the mill crazy folks.

No one I know has ever admitted to me that they think the Sandy Hook attack was a hoax. But anyone who believes that has to be a bit unhinged, whatever their ideology.
 
2014-05-10 06:31:07 PM  
Some people seem proud striving to be examples of the worst of humanity.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-05-10 06:32:36 PM  

JohnnyC: No one I know has ever admitted to me that they think the Sandy Hook attack was a hoax


big pig peaches: I don't like getting into fist fights, but if I ever run into one of the idiots in real life, I may just punch them right his stupid face.


I was with two of them in a psychiatric hospital.  They were quiet about it "until."  They were also convinced of the Illuminati.  One became certain that I was a Mason, hushed up, and kept decent conversation from then out.  There was plenty else to talk about.
 
2014-05-10 06:35:57 PM  

JohnnyC: Abox: Aren't the 9/11 Truthers sort of left wingers?

Not any of the ones I knew/know. They were just run of the mill crazy folks.


Yeah now that I think about it the ones I know are Ron Paul types and believe both.
 
2014-05-10 06:36:50 PM  
433:
I was with two of them in a psychiatric hospital.  They were quiet about it "until."  They were also convinced of the Illuminati.  One became certain that I was a Mason, hushed up, and kept decent conversation from then out.  There was plenty else to talk about.

I sometimes tell people I'm an electrician, but that doesn't shut them up.  I'll try mason next time.
 
2014-05-10 06:37:37 PM  

Abox: fusillade762: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Likely a proud life member of the NRA

The only place this idea plays out is with right-wingers, so yeah, probably.

Aren't the 9/11 Truthers sort of left wingers?  If so these nuts all deserve each other.

/but no the victims families don't deserve any of them.


9/11 Truthers are kind of a mixed bag of idiots from the left and the right. Sandy Hook Truthers tend to be from the right, as they believe the purpose of the "false flag" was to allow the government to grab their guns. Regardless, we could round the lot of them up and shoot them into the sun, and nothing of value would be lost.
 
2014-05-10 06:38:18 PM  

rwfan: big pig peaches: I don't like getting into fist fights, but if I ever run into one of the idiots in real life, I may just punch them right his stupid face.

And get a good running start, and then kick him in the nuts.  How could you not?


/amendedtfy
//referee blows his whistle and signals "goal!"
 
2014-05-10 06:38:43 PM  

Mazzic518: fusillade762: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Likely a proud life member of the NRA

The only place this idea plays out is with right-wingers, so yeah, probably.

Yer both stupid


If you can find me ONE left-wing source supporting this nonsense I will reconsider my statement.
 
2014-05-10 06:43:24 PM  
that's F'ed up.  Burn in hell jack*ss

/catholic, so the fires are especially hot for idiots like that
 
2014-05-10 06:44:01 PM  
To the Sandy hook families, it's a tragedy, and I sympathize. But it's not a contest to try to "Out dick" each other.
 
2014-05-10 06:47:16 PM  

MisterLoki: Abox: fusillade762: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Likely a proud life member of the NRA

The only place this idea plays out is with right-wingers, so yeah, probably.

Aren't the 9/11 Truthers sort of left wingers?  If so these nuts all deserve each other.

/but no the victims families don't deserve any of them.

9/11 Truthers are kind of a mixed bag of idiots from the left and the right. Sandy Hook Truthers tend to be from the right, as they believe the purpose of the "false flag" was to allow the government to grab their guns. Regardless, we could round the lot of them up and shoot them into the sun, and nothing of value would be lost.


Left-wing conspiracy: DA CORPORATIONS
Right-wing conspiracy: DA GOVERNMENT
Independent conspiracy: DA COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD
 
2014-05-10 06:48:33 PM  
Sick bastards in Connecticut trifecta is in play.
 
2014-05-10 07:10:53 PM  

JohnnyC: Abox: Aren't the 9/11 Truthers sort of left wingers?

Not any of the ones I knew/know. They were just run of the mill crazy folks.

No one I know has ever admitted to me that they think the Sandy Hook attack was a hoax. But anyone who believes that has to be a bit unhinged, whatever their ideology.


We have a dedicated 9/11 truther on Fark. I wonder if he also buys into the "Sandy Hook is a Hoax" thing.
 
2014-05-10 07:11:10 PM  

Foxxinnia: MisterLoki: Abox: fusillade762: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Likely a proud life member of the NRA

The only place this idea plays out is with right-wingers, so yeah, probably.

Aren't the 9/11 Truthers sort of left wingers?  If so these nuts all deserve each other.

/but no the victims families don't deserve any of them.

9/11 Truthers are kind of a mixed bag of idiots from the left and the right. Sandy Hook Truthers tend to be from the right, as they believe the purpose of the "false flag" was to allow the government to grab their guns. Regardless, we could round the lot of them up and shoot them into the sun, and nothing of value would be lost.

Left-wing conspiracy: DA CORPORATIONS
Right-wing conspiracy: DA GOVERNMENT
Independent conspiracy: DA COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD


Pretty much, but give me Dec over the other two any day of the week.
 
2014-05-10 07:12:51 PM  
Someone stole the "centerpiece" of the playground built in honor of a Sandy Hook victim, then called the grieving family to taunt them.

They are still grieving?  For fark's sake, get over it.  I mean, she was only 7 years old.  The parents could not have been that attached to her.  Hades, I once lost my favorite shirt, which I had had for 10 years and I got over that in about  a day.  So yeah, the parents should have stopped grieving a long time ago.
 
2014-05-10 07:13:50 PM  
I honestly cannot comprehend what sort of person thinks taunting a bereaved parent like this achieves anything. Let us say, in a Bizarro universe, they were right, these parents still have a lost and missing child they believe dead.

Just stop hurting the damaged for life, okay?

And I blame Reagan and his 'open the institutions' policy.
 
2014-05-10 07:14:14 PM  
If their point is to prove that gun control is bad because some people just need killing, maybe they're not as dumb as they look.
 
2014-05-10 07:15:18 PM  
I'm not sure if the person who did this needs medical help or a severe ass kicking.
 
2014-05-10 07:15:26 PM  

rwfan: big pig peaches: I don't like getting into fist fights, but if I ever run into one of the idiots in real life, I may just punch them right his stupid face.

And then kick him in the nuts.  How could you not?


I propose forming a vigilante group to find these people and administer severe, repeated cock punches. Which of you farkers are with me?
 
2014-05-10 07:20:51 PM  

Abox: Ron Paul types


MisterLoki:  mixed bag of idiots from the left and the right


Exactly
 
2014-05-10 07:24:49 PM  
Huh. What part do they think is a hoax?
 
2014-05-10 07:25:55 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: I'm not sure if the person who did this needs medical help or a severe ass kicking.


whynotboth.jpg
 
2014-05-10 07:27:51 PM  

Mock26: Someone stole the "centerpiece" of the playground built in honor of a Sandy Hook victim, then called the grieving family to taunt them.

They are still grieving?  For fark's sake, get over it.  I mean, she was only 7 years old.  The parents could not have been that attached to her.  Hades, I once lost my favorite shirt, which I had had for 10 years and I got over that in about  a day.  So yeah, the parents should have stopped grieving a long time ago.


A shirt that had been with you for ten years? then one day you can't find it and after that day yer all like.. ."fark it?"

yer a MONSTER!
 
2014-05-10 07:28:49 PM  

big pig peaches: I don't like getting into fist fights, but if I ever run into one of the idiots in real life, I may just punch them right his stupid face.


Make sure you do it more than once.
 
2014-05-10 07:31:24 PM  
If you fee like looking at a whole lot of crazy, check out the Sandy Hook Hoax on Facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/HoaxAtSandyHook
 
2014-05-10 07:32:07 PM  

angrycrank: I propose forming a vigilante group to find these people and administer severe, repeated cock punches. Which of you farkers are with me?


I think we are to lazy here on Fark.  Maybe you could try Reddit or 4chan?  If you find them, put me down to administer one good kick to the crotch.  I'll be warming up my kicking leg.
 
2014-05-10 07:32:58 PM  
The loser that did this is indeed a scumbag of epic proportions.

But, and I'm sure I'll get lots of reasonable (diaf asshole) reaction, those signs are tacky as hell.

Is a giant photo of your lost little one in garish colors complete with advertising really the memorial you want?  How about a nice not tacky as shiat memorial stone?  How about donating the playpark anonymously.
 
2014-05-10 07:38:22 PM  

Repo Man: If you fee like looking at a whole lot of crazy, check out the Sandy Hook Hoax on Facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/HoaxAtSandyHook


Damn you to hell, I fell down that internet rabbit hold and almost didn't make it out. I checked out a couple of the posters profiles and noticed a thread of overall conspiracy theories, not really right wing, like aliens and "lunar anomaly research center" or something. Oh, and this vandalism is for some reason part of the hoax, you can tell by the pixels, I mean the locking bolts.
 
2014-05-10 07:38:36 PM  
I'm not even American but tinfoil hat wearers like this piss me off

/eat a bag of razors, you crazy shiat
 
2014-05-10 07:42:39 PM  
living in CT so if you're doubting it then lemme let you in on it.  My firend buried her niece.  They don't bury the living in this century.
Such sorry sacks of crap - Truthers are the same concept as Jumbo Shrimp, Military Intelligence etc etc etc
 
2014-05-10 07:43:36 PM  
Crazy, Assholes and American are interchangeable around the world, often meaning the same thing.
 
2014-05-10 07:44:31 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: rwfan: big pig peaches: I don't like getting into fist fights, but if I ever run into one of the idiots in real life, I may just punch them right his stupid face.

And then kick him in the nuts.  How could you not?

I would build a game show around it...

[media.tumblr.com image 500x281]


Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende did a series based on just that.  About fifteen years ago.  And it wasn't a ball moving slowly... it was a heavy plastic strap.  And when it hit you, you went down and STAYED down.

American knockoffs of their work always stink.  I reference the "Silent Library" version done by MTV as an example.
 
2014-05-10 07:52:56 PM  

roadpuppets: Is a giant photo of your lost little one in garish colors complete with advertising really the memorial you want?  How about a nice not tacky as shiat memorial stone?  How about donating the playpark anonymously.


If Ramses II could have put up giant tacky illuminated selfies of himself all over Egypt, he would have.

It is the technology that has changed, people have always been tacky as hell with monuments.
 
2014-05-10 07:53:16 PM  
Of course there's a conspiracy. You think the psychic squids from Saturn WOULDN'T force the US government to stage a killing to take our guns?
 
2014-05-10 07:56:57 PM  

timelady: I honestly cannot comprehend what sort of person thinks taunting a bereaved parent like this achieves anything. Let us say, in a Bizarro universe, they were right, these parents still have a lost and missing child they believe dead.


That's not the conspiracy theory.  The Sandy Hook Truthers believe that the parents are hired "crisis actors" and that the kids never existed---or that the kids were never hurt, and the parents are just pretending to have lost them.

Either way, though, it's disturbing to think how radicalized some gun nuts have become.  You have 20 elementary school kids slaughtered in a horrible tragedy, and because they were slaughtered with firearms these people will actually take sides against the kids, and torment their parents.
 
2014-05-10 07:59:24 PM  

Astorix: This asshat should be forced to eat a thousand cockroaches.


Switch that around and I agree with that.
 
2014-05-10 08:01:30 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: rwfan: big pig peaches: I don't like getting into fist fights, but if I ever run into one of the idiots in real life, I may just punch them right his stupid face.

And then kick him in the nuts.  How could you not?

I would build a game show around it...

[media.tumblr.com image 500x281]


Loved that episode...
 
2014-05-10 08:02:01 PM  

433: JohnnyC: No one I know has ever admitted to me that they think the Sandy Hook attack was a hoax

big pig peaches: I don't like getting into fist fights, but if I ever run into one of the idiots in real life, I may just punch them right his stupid face.

I was with two of them in a psychiatric hospital.  They were quiet about it "until."  They were also convinced of the Illuminati.  One became certain that I was a Mason, hushed up, and kept decent conversation from then out.  There was plenty else to talk about.


Well.... Are you?
 
2014-05-10 08:05:59 PM  

Marcintosh: living in CT so if you're doubting it then lemme let you in on it.  My firend buried her niece.


Not that people who deny well documented events aren't full of shiat, and I'm sorry for your friend's loss, but let's break it down like a crazy person:

You assert, semi-anonymously, that you live in "CT". There's no way for anyone to verify this. Untrustworthy.

Next, you say that your "firend" buried her niece. It's not you, not even your family, but your friend. That's several steps of removal from the primary, and untrustworthy source, increasing the reasonable doubt. Not mention the lack of why she was buried. Might be unrelated to the incident in question. Untrustworthy.

Then you make a patently false statement like "They don't bury the living this century." despite several verifiable instances in the news where this is in fact the case it happened or almost happened. Untrustworthy.

Verdict: False.

Not that conspiracy theorists are rational people, but they have a philosopher's standard for evidence when it suits them. Meanwhile, they'll accept the word of a friend of a friend of a guy who ate at a McDonald's within 2000 nautical miles of Area 52 once if it feeds their paranoia.
 
2014-05-10 08:08:54 PM  

bborchar: Astorix: This asshat should be forced to eat a thousand cockroaches.

Switch that around and I agree with that.


WTF did the cockroaches do to deserve that fate?
 
2014-05-10 08:09:03 PM  
Proof positive that it doesn't really take all kinds.

/ DIAF, coward
 
2014-05-10 08:31:51 PM  

roadpuppets: The loser that did this is indeed a scumbag of epic proportions.

But, and I'm sure I'll get lots of reasonable (diaf asshole) reaction, those signs are tacky as hell.

Is a giant photo of your lost little one in garish colors complete with advertising really the memorial you want?  How about a nice not tacky as shiat memorial stone?  How about donating the playpark anonymously.


Howabout you shut the f*ck up, because not everyone chooses to grieve in the way YOU feel is appropriate, dumbass?

There, that should meet  your quota for the day, now go back to your bridge.
 
2014-05-10 08:32:00 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: I'm not sure if the person who did this needs medical help or a severe ass kicking.


Yes. Just not in that order.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-05-10 08:32:40 PM  

listernine: Well.... Are you?


It would be nice, they have a nice organization going.  To make membership, though, you must profess belief in God/a god (no further detail on that req'd), and at present, I don't meet that criteria.  As a psych patient, I think I'm more Odd Fellows material ;)
 
2014-05-10 08:38:50 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: I'm not sure if the person who did this needs medical help or a severe ass kicking.


An ass kicking so severe he needs medical help
 
2014-05-10 08:41:38 PM  

433: listernine: Well.... Are you?

It would be nice, they have a nice organization going.  To make membership, though, you must profess belief in God/a god (no further detail on that req'd), and at present, I don't meet that criteria.  As a psych patient, I think I'm more Odd Fellows material ;)


Hmph. I expected "well, maybe I am, and maybe I aint. Younowatimsayin?". Also, denial = MASONMASONDERPDERPDERP.
 
2014-05-10 08:42:05 PM  

AirForceVet: It's sad that some people can be so sick as to do something like this.

I was going to make a snarky comment about Adam Lanza picking the wrong targets. But, when I used Google to get the exact spelling of his name, several links popped up claiming the Sandy Hook shooting was a hoax, listing 10 ridiculous reasons why it was a hoax.

We REALLY need to increase funding of America's mental health services for the young. These people are nutty than me.


Why bother as long as they keep voting Republican.
 
2014-05-10 08:53:49 PM  
When they catch this A-hole, I'd give the parents a baseball bat and 10 min.
 
2014-05-10 08:56:53 PM  
I made a passing joke about Aurora and Sandy Hook never really happening, being total fabrications of the gun grabbing Illuminati, but it was only in jest. I can't believe there's that brand of Truther out there.

/Although you have to admit the tight control of the scenes and images does lend credence to the idea.
//No secondary investigation is possible with what's left.
 
2014-05-10 09:03:08 PM  

big pig peaches: I don't like getting into fist fights, but if I ever run into one of the idiots in real life, I may just punch them right his stupid face.


Maybe not.  The one and only Holocaust denier I met stunned me so much, I just escaped as quickly as possible, lest their obvious brain disease was contagious.  I am not kidding.  His mouth was moving, and his arms were waving, and I'm sure I looked life the fish out of water, eyes bugged out and gasping.  To this day, I still think he needed medical assistance, like a Thorazine drip.
 
2014-05-10 09:06:33 PM  
On one hand, taunting the family of a dead child is unforgivable. On the other hand, we wouldn't be in this situation if we didn't have this sadistic need to immortalize tragedy through memorial. Bad things happen. Yes, it's terrible, but how does making everyone who tries to use a public facility for the next 50 years also feel bad do anything to help the situation? It's not like we need to raise "awareness" for unpredictable acts of violence.
 
2014-05-10 09:11:32 PM  
"You can't stop ignorant people. You never know who they are," Medbury said.

Voting Republican is a good clue, well at least what became of Republicans after then started pandering to the lowest common denominator.
 
2014-05-10 09:16:00 PM  

LoneVVolf: On one hand, taunting the family of a dead child is unforgivable. On the other hand, we wouldn't be in this situation if we didn't have this sadistic need to immortalize tragedy through memorial. Bad things happen. Yes, it's terrible, but how does making everyone who tries to use a public facility for the next 50 years also feel bad do anything to help the situation? It's not like we need to raise "awareness" for unpredictable acts of violence.


I don't really see it as an unpredictable act of violence.  Total loon + access to guns = horrible farking idea.

I'm certain the that it's not the intent of the memorials to make people feel bad.  I see it more as the families/people involved trying to make something positive happen in their lost loved one's name.
 
2014-05-10 09:17:14 PM  

Eponine24601: LoneVVolf: On one hand, taunting the family of a dead child is unforgivable. On the other hand, we wouldn't be in this situation if we didn't have this sadistic need to immortalize tragedy through memorial. Bad things happen. Yes, it's terrible, but how does making everyone who tries to use a public facility for the next 50 years also feel bad do anything to help the situation? It's not like we need to raise "awareness" for unpredictable acts of violence.

I don't really see it as an unpredictable act of violence.  Total loon + access to guns = horrible farking idea.

I'm certain the that it's not the intent of the memorials to make people feel bad.  I see it more as the families/people involved trying to make something positive happen in their lost loved one's name.


*I'm certain that it's not*  FTFM.
 
2014-05-10 09:20:10 PM  
I did NOT steal that sign.
 
2014-05-10 09:46:19 PM  

Mazzic518: fusillade762: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Likely a proud life member of the NRA

The only place this idea plays out is with right-wingers, so yeah, probably.

Yer both stupid


Itz "stewpid".. Git it rite dum azz
 
2014-05-10 09:50:11 PM  

Abox: fusillade762: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Likely a proud life member of the NRA

The only place this idea plays out is with right-wingers, so yeah, probably.

Aren't the 9/11 Truthers sort of left wingers?  If so these nuts all deserve each other.

/but no the victims families don't deserve any of them.


Not the ones that say the Jews did it.
 
2014-05-10 09:57:16 PM  
Why should we buy into a Sandy Hook conspiracy? Did the Sandy Hook police department release a redacted report or something?
 
2014-05-10 10:39:33 PM  

big pig peaches: I don't like getting into fist fights, but if I ever run into one of the idiots in real life, I may just punch them right his stupid face.

 
2014-05-10 11:00:58 PM  
TRUTH IS NOT A VERB
 
2014-05-10 11:09:45 PM  

Xcott: timelady: I honestly cannot comprehend what sort of person thinks taunting a bereaved parent like this achieves anything. Let us say, in a Bizarro universe, they were right, these parents still have a lost and missing child they believe dead.

That's not the conspiracy theory.  The Sandy Hook Truthers believe that the parents are hired "crisis actors" and that the kids never existed---or that the kids were never hurt, and the parents are just pretending to have lost them.

Either way, though, it's disturbing to think how radicalized some gun nuts have become.  You have 20 elementary school kids slaughtered in a horrible tragedy, and because they were slaughtered with firearms these people will actually take sides against the kids, and torment their parents.


Yeah, there was a set of parents of an Aurora victim that look VAGUELY similar to the parents of a Sandy Hook victim.  Since both shootings brought up debate about the mentally ill's access to firearms, the crazies seized on this as a conspiracy to take away their guns.

GIS for "Crisis Actor" turns up some really crazy shiat:

xi4.com
 
2014-05-10 11:49:43 PM  
The real clincher that proved there were no children at Sandy Hook was that one of the actors portraying a grieving parent smiled twice in the weeks following the "tragedy". There were many other proofs too...the government propagandists who write the Internet published a good point-by-point whitewashing of their mistakes at http://www.salon.com/2013/01/18/your_comprehensive_answer_to_every_sa n dy_hook_conspiracy_theory/ . I should be careful what I type though, or they'll send me to Benghazi before Hillary's next covert attack.

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-10 11:59:45 PM  

Sgt Otter: [xi4.com image 720x705]


Welp, that does it.... I'm convinced.
 
2014-05-11 12:41:27 AM  

Dragonflew: TRUTH IS NOT A VERB


Right. It's Troof.
 
2014-05-11 01:23:32 AM  

bborchar: Astorix: This asshat should be forced to eat a thousand cockroaches.

Switch that around and I agree with that.


What the hell do you have against cockroaches? At least they'll die quickly from being eaten. You want them to live with having consumed a "Sandy Hook Truther" ?
 
2014-05-11 01:29:20 AM  

Bob Robert: T Baggins: The real clincher that proved there were no children at Sandy Hook was that one of the actors portraying a grieving parent smiled twice in the weeks following the "tragedy". There were many other proofs too...the government propagandists who write the Internet published a good point-by-point whitewashing of their mistakes at http://www.salon.com/2013/01/18/your_comprehensive_answer_to_every_sa n dy_hook_conspiracy_theory/ . I should be careful what I type though, or they'll send me to Benghazi before Hillary's next covert attack.

[img.fark.net image 850x478]

That doesn't mean what you think it means. Good troll though, most of the truthers are just pathetic trolls like this scumbag.


Pretty sure his post was satirical, Bro Rebtob.
 
2014-05-11 01:59:10 AM  
It can never be said enough, so I'll say it again.

Conspiracy theories, in the long run, are all about showing how smart the theorist is. Nothing else. Not bringing down the conspiracy, not avenging its victims, not even waking the sheeple. The whole point is to demonstrate that he (and not you) figured it out (because you are too dumb).

On the other hand, I think there's an excellent chance that this is not really the work of a Truther, but just a garden-variety malevolent sociopath out for his lulz. So... that would be slightly less infuriating, I guess?
 
2014-05-11 02:53:02 AM  
My favourite conspiracy I've ever stumbled onto was a facebook group of 300 + people who believed that not only as Sandy Hook a hoax, but that the school itself never existed.

They had tons of 'evidence' that up until a week prior to the shooting, it was just an empty, government owned warehouse.

They also had records showing that the parents of at least eight of the children at the school were, at some point in their life, actors.

Their belief was that the government dressed a warehouse up like a school, hired a bunch of actors to pretend to be kids and parents, claimed a shooting, and those 'victims' just moved and changed their names.

A quote I'll never forget

"Not a single shot was fired at Sandy Hook. Just a sub-par community theater production passing itself off as a tragedy."
 
2014-05-11 08:09:49 AM  

AirForceVet: It's sad that some people can be so sick as to do something like this.

I was going to make a snarky comment about Adam Lanza picking the wrong targets. But, when I used Google to get the exact spelling of his name, several links popped up claiming the Sandy Hook shooting was a hoax, listing 10 ridiculous reasons why it was a hoax.

We REALLY need to increase funding of America's mental health services for the young. These people are nutty than me.


We need to keep FOX News and Rush Limbaugh away from broadcasting facilities.
 
2014-05-11 08:10:14 AM  
Protip: If you make a casual reference to The Rapture, you might learn something really depressing about whomever you're talking to.
 
2014-05-11 08:10:50 AM  

Sgt Otter: Xcott: timelady: I honestly cannot comprehend what sort of person thinks taunting a bereaved parent like this achieves anything. Let us say, in a Bizarro universe, they were right, these parents still have a lost and missing child they believe dead.

That's not the conspiracy theory.  The Sandy Hook Truthers believe that the parents are hired "crisis actors" and that the kids never existed---or that the kids were never hurt, and the parents are just pretending to have lost them.

Either way, though, it's disturbing to think how radicalized some gun nuts have become.  You have 20 elementary school kids slaughtered in a horrible tragedy, and because they were slaughtered with firearms these people will actually take sides against the kids, and torment their parents.

Yeah, there was a set of parents of an Aurora victim that look VAGUELY similar to the parents of a Sandy Hook victim.  Since both shootings brought up debate about the mentally ill's access to firearms, the crazies seized on this as a conspiracy to take away their guns.

GIS for "Crisis Actor" turns up some really crazy shiat:

[xi4.com image 720x705]


Doesn't their nose lengths appear to change between pictures, or is that just me?
 
2014-05-11 08:32:55 AM  

mofa: Protip: If you make a casual reference to The Rapture, you might learn something really depressing about whomever you're talking to.


I haven't tried that yet, but I believe you.
 
2014-05-11 08:42:30 AM  

dennysgod: "You can't stop ignorant people. You never know who they are," Medbury said.

Voting Republican is a good clue, well at least what became of Republicans after then started pandering to the lowest common denominator.


Sigh, the irony reeks like yogapants
 
2014-05-11 08:48:44 AM  
I had to recently let my cousin move in because she was having a rough go. She is one of those Sandy Hook conspiracy nuts I found out much to my dismay. Her friends on Facebook and her keep trying to tell me about it was all staged just so Obama can take everyone's guns.  That microchips are next for Obamacare. I just shake my head and hope to hell I was nowhere near as ignorant at that age. Same group that tells me how southern they are when I ask if they have seen a map of where Michigan is located.
 
2014-05-11 09:35:02 AM  

Yogimus: dennysgod: "You can't stop ignorant people. You never know who they are," Medbury said.

Voting Republican is a good clue, well at least what became of Republicans after then started pandering to the lowest common denominator.

Sigh, the irony reeks like yogapants


Maybe if you washed your yogapants before you iron them, you wouldn't get that smell.
 
2014-05-11 10:25:50 AM  

LoneWolf343: Yogimus: dennysgod: "You can't stop ignorant people. You never know who they are," Medbury said.

Voting Republican is a good clue, well at least what became of Republicans after then started pandering to the lowest common denominator.

Sigh, the irony reeks like yogapants

Maybe if you washed your yogapants before you iron them, you wouldn't get that smell.


...But I pay good money to get the ones with the smell...
 
2014-05-11 10:56:10 AM  

Wingless: My favourite conspiracy I've ever stumbled onto was a facebook group of 300 + people who believed that not only as Sandy Hook a hoax, but that the school itself never existed.

They had tons of 'evidence' that up until a week prior to the shooting, it was just an empty, government owned warehouse.

They also had records showing that the parents of at least eight of the children at the school were, at some point in their life, actors.

Their belief was that the government dressed a warehouse up like a school, hired a bunch of actors to pretend to be kids and parents, claimed a shooting, and those 'victims' just moved and changed their names.

A quote I'll never forget

"Not a single shot was fired at Sandy Hook. Just a sub-par community theater production passing itself off as a tragedy."


Wingless, a West Texas school district was selling one of their old buildings, it was built in 1946, 31,000 sqf, in the shape of a large "H". It was officially closed as a school in 2004. It had been sitting idle for ten years and the district had been using it for storage.

I had the opportunity to tour the building before the auction, there was unbelievable amounts of  crap it in, stacked to the ceiling in some cases. Lockers, boxes, old tvs, you name it.

The official "Sandy Hook" report showed the interior of the school, and judging from the appearence, the building looked exactly like that closed down West Texas school. The way that things were piled in front of windows, the general clutter throughout the building.
 
2014-05-11 11:47:31 AM  

MadeInDetroit: I had to recently let my cousin move in because she was having a rough go. She is one of those Sandy Hook conspiracy nuts I found out much to my dismay. Her friends on Facebook and her keep trying to tell me about it was all staged just so Obama can take everyone's guns.  That microchips are next for Obamacare. I just shake my head and hope to hell I was nowhere near as ignorant at that age. Same group that tells me how southern they are when I ask if they have seen a map of where Michigan is located.


I'm guessing downriver? Which actually has some claim to southernness. Some. My Dad's best friend was buried in West Virginia.

"
In the mid to late 20th century when the coal industry declined in the Appalachian Mountains, US 23 was often dubbed the Hillbilly Highway,[9] and it was said the three "R's" of the region were "reading, writing and Route 23",[10] as workers migrated to northern industrial cities such as Detroit, Cleveland, Columbus, or Chicago. The Dwight Yoakam song "Readin', Rightin', RT.23" and the Steve Earle song "Hillbilly Highway" in particular reflect this heritage"

-wiki

The truther crap is just nonsense though.
 
2014-05-11 12:42:40 PM  

MadeInDetroit: I had to recently let my cousin move in because she was having a rough go. She is one of those Sandy Hook conspiracy nuts I found out much to my dismay. Her friends on Facebook and her keep trying to tell me about it was all staged just so Obama can take everyone's guns.  That microchips are next for Obamacare. I just shake my head and hope to hell I was nowhere near as ignorant at that age. Same group that tells me how southern they are when I ask if they have seen a map of where Michigan is located.


Kick her out.  I would kick out my own parents if they moved in and turned out to be conspiracy theory nutters.
 
2014-05-11 01:11:18 PM  

Artcurus: Wingless: My favourite conspiracy I've ever stumbled onto was a facebook group of 300 + people who believed that not only as Sandy Hook a hoax, but that the school itself never existed.

They had tons of 'evidence' that up until a week prior to the shooting, it was just an empty, government owned warehouse.

They also had records showing that the parents of at least eight of the children at the school were, at some point in their life, actors.

Their belief was that the government dressed a warehouse up like a school, hired a bunch of actors to pretend to be kids and parents, claimed a shooting, and those 'victims' just moved and changed their names.

A quote I'll never forget

"Not a single shot was fired at Sandy Hook. Just a sub-par community theater production passing itself off as a tragedy."

Wingless, a West Texas school district was selling one of their old buildings, it was built in 1946, 31,000 sqf, in the shape of a large "H". It was officially closed as a school in 2004. It had been sitting idle for ten years and the district had been using it for storage.

I had the opportunity to tour the building before the auction, there was unbelievable amounts of  crap it in, stacked to the ceiling in some cases. Lockers, boxes, old tvs, you name it.

The official "Sandy Hook" report showed the interior of the school, and judging from the appearence, the building looked exactly like that closed down West Texas school. The way that things were piled in front of windows, the general clutter throughout the building.




We've got a live one!
 
2014-05-11 02:17:08 PM  

Repo Man: Artcurus: Wingless: My favourite conspiracy I've ever stumbled onto was a facebook group of 300 + people who believed that not only as Sandy Hook a hoax, but that the school itself never existed.

They had tons of 'evidence' that up until a week prior to the shooting, it was just an empty, government owned warehouse.

They also had records showing that the parents of at least eight of the children at the school were, at some point in their life, actors.

Their belief was that the government dressed a warehouse up like a school, hired a bunch of actors to pretend to be kids and parents, claimed a shooting, and those 'victims' just moved and changed their names.

A quote I'll never forget

"Not a single shot was fired at Sandy Hook. Just a sub-par community theater production passing itself off as a tragedy."

Wingless, a West Texas school district was selling one of their old buildings, it was built in 1946, 31,000 sqf, in the shape of a large "H". It was officially closed as a school in 2004. It had been sitting idle for ten years and the district had been using it for storage.

I had the opportunity to tour the building before the auction, there was unbelievable amounts of  crap it in, stacked to the ceiling in some cases. Lockers, boxes, old tvs, you name it.

The official "Sandy Hook" report showed the interior of the school, and judging from the appearence, the building looked exactly like that closed down West Texas school. The way that things were piled in front of windows, the general clutter throughout the building.

We've got a live one!


Prove me wrong. If you ever been inside fully operational schools, the interior is usually neat and orderly, and that's for safety reasons among other things, Stuff like the boxes piled in front of the windows at SH not just one but all the windows, the complete disarray of the interior,  the desk thrown in piles against the wall, which by the way, would not have happened because they would have to preserve the crime scene as original as possible.
 
2014-05-11 02:28:52 PM  

Artcurus: Repo Man: Artcurus: Wingless: My favourite conspiracy I've ever stumbled onto was a facebook group of 300 + people who believed that not only as Sandy Hook a hoax, but that the school itself never existed.

They had tons of 'evidence' that up until a week prior to the shooting, it was just an empty, government owned warehouse.

They also had records showing that the parents of at least eight of the children at the school were, at some point in their life, actors.

Their belief was that the government dressed a warehouse up like a school, hired a bunch of actors to pretend to be kids and parents, claimed a shooting, and those 'victims' just moved and changed their names.

A quote I'll never forget

"Not a single shot was fired at Sandy Hook. Just a sub-par community theater production passing itself off as a tragedy."

Wingless, a West Texas school district was selling one of their old buildings, it was built in 1946, 31,000 sqf, in the shape of a large "H". It was officially closed as a school in 2004. It had been sitting idle for ten years and the district had been using it for storage.

I had the opportunity to tour the building before the auction, there was unbelievable amounts of  crap it in, stacked to the ceiling in some cases. Lockers, boxes, old tvs, you name it.

The official "Sandy Hook" report showed the interior of the school, and judging from the appearence, the building looked exactly like that closed down West Texas school. The way that things were piled in front of windows, the general clutter throughout the building.

We've got a live one!

Prove me wrong. If you ever been inside fully operational schools, the interior is usually neat and orderly, and that's for safety reasons among other things, Stuff like the boxes piled in front of the windows at SH not just one but all the windows, the complete disarray of the interior,  the desk thrown in piles against the wall, which by the way, would not have happened because they would have to preserve the c ...



This is all you're getting from me. The only thing crazier than conspiracy theories is arguing with conspiracy theorists.

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2014-05-11 03:14:00 PM  
Either look for a crazed delusional conservative Republican or a agenda driven liberal Democrat trying to stir up ****!
 
2014-05-11 03:36:49 PM  
This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2014-05-11 03:48:18 PM  

TheRealist II: Either look for a crazed delusional conservative Republican or a agenda driven liberal Democrat trying to stir up ****!


You posted the same thing on the article.  It wasn't worth reposting here.


Whenever crazy stuff like this comes up someone always suggests it might be a Democrat doing it to make Republicans look bad.  Dream on nutjobs.
 
2014-05-11 03:57:21 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: MadeInDetroit: I had to recently let my cousin move in because she was having a rough go. She is one of those Sandy Hook conspiracy nuts I found out much to my dismay. Her friends on Facebook and her keep trying to tell me about it was all staged just so Obama can take everyone's guns.  That microchips are next for Obamacare. I just shake my head and hope to hell I was nowhere near as ignorant at that age. Same group that tells me how southern they are when I ask if they have seen a map of where Michigan is located.

I'm guessing downriver? Which actually has some claim to southernness. Some. My Dad's best friend was buried in West Virginia.

"
In the mid to late 20th century when the coal industry declined in the Appalachian Mountains, US 23 was often dubbed the Hillbilly Highway,[9] and it was said the three "R's" of the region were "reading, writing and Route 23",[10] as workers migrated to northern industrial cities such as Detroit, Cleveland, Columbus, or Chicago. The Dwight Yoakam song "Readin', Rightin', RT.23" and the Steve Earle song "Hillbilly Highway" in particular reflect this heritage"

-wiki

The truther crap is just nonsense though.


No Bloomfield Hills. If it was downriver I could almost understand. But yuppie village it is a little funnier watching rich kids try to be rednecks.
 
2014-05-11 05:09:28 PM  

Artcurus: Repo Man: Artcurus: Wingless: My favourite conspiracy I've ever stumbled onto was a facebook group of 300 + people who believed that not only as Sandy Hook a hoax, but that the school itself never existed.

They had tons of 'evidence' that up until a week prior to the shooting, it was just an empty, government owned warehouse.

They also had records showing that the parents of at least eight of the children at the school were, at some point in their life, actors.

Their belief was that the government dressed a warehouse up like a school, hired a bunch of actors to pretend to be kids and parents, claimed a shooting, and those 'victims' just moved and changed their names.

A quote I'll never forget

"Not a single shot was fired at Sandy Hook. Just a sub-par community theater production passing itself off as a tragedy."

Wingless, a West Texas school district was selling one of their old buildings, it was built in 1946, 31,000 sqf, in the shape of a large "H". It was officially closed as a school in 2004. It had been sitting idle for ten years and the district had been using it for storage.

I had the opportunity to tour the building before the auction, there was unbelievable amounts of  crap it in, stacked to the ceiling in some cases. Lockers, boxes, old tvs, you name it.

The official "Sandy Hook" report showed the interior of the school, and judging from the appearence, the building looked exactly like that closed down West Texas school. The way that things were piled in front of windows, the general clutter throughout the building.

We've got a live one!

Prove me wrong. If you ever been inside fully operational schools, the interior is usually neat and orderly, and that's for safety reasons among other things, Stuff like the boxes piled in front of the windows at SH not just one but all the windows, the complete disarray of the interior,  the desk thrown in piles against the wall, which by the way, would not have happened because they would have to preserve the c ...


Why should someone have to prove you wrong?  You made the claim, therefore the onus is on you to prove your claim to be true.  It is not the responsibility of the doubter to prove you wrong.  So, prove that the Sandy Hook school was not a real school.  Go on, provide us with your irrefutable proof.
 
2014-05-11 07:49:45 PM  

doglover: Marcintosh: living in CT so if you're doubting it then lemme let you in on it.  My firend buried her niece.

Not that people who deny well documented events aren't full of shiat, and I'm sorry for your friend's loss, but let's break it down like a crazy person:

You assert, semi-anonymously, that you live in "CT". There's no way for anyone to verify this. Untrustworthy.

Next, you say that your "firend" buried her niece. It's not you, not even your family, but your friend. That's several steps of removal from the primary, and untrustworthy source, increasing the reasonable doubt. Not mention the lack of why she was buried. Might be unrelated to the incident in question. Untrustworthy.

Then you make a patently false statement like "They don't bury the living this century." despite several verifiable instances in the news where this is in fact the case it happened or almost happened. Untrustworthy.

Verdict: False.

Not that conspiracy theorists are rational people, but they have a philosopher's standard for evidence when it suits them. Meanwhile, they'll accept the word of a friend of a friend of a guy who ate at a McDonald's within 2000 nautical miles of Area 52 once if it feeds their paranoia.


well that was a perfectly good waste of time then.
 
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