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(Huffington Post)   Gay marriage opponents' nightmare comes true as Rambo is the first to get gay married in Arkansas   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 100
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2014-05-10 12:35:42 PM
FTA: An Arkansas clerk issued the state's first gay marriage license on Saturday, marking the first such occasion in the South. Carroll County Deputy Clerk Jane Osborn issued a license Saturday morning to Kristin Seaton, 27, and Jennifer Rambo, 26, of Fort Smith.
 
2014-05-10 12:44:47 PM
Great news and all, but f*ck autoplay videos.
 
2014-05-10 03:30:35 PM
This is good news for Josiah Duggan who's gayer than Ross Mathews.  Now he'll be able to court they man of his dreams.
 
2014-05-10 03:33:16 PM

borg: This is good news for Josiah Duggan who's gayer than Ross Mathews.  Now he'll be able to court they man of his dreams.


Duggar,  Josiah Duggar.
 
2014-05-10 04:22:26 PM
Ill be in my bunk.
 
2014-05-10 05:25:15 PM
Gay marriage opponents' nightmare?

Equality
first they fought to keep their slaves
then they fought to prevent blacks from marrying whites
now they fight to prevent gay from marrying

What are they so afraid of?
 
2014-05-10 05:27:38 PM
They drew first blood?
 
2014-05-10 05:36:58 PM
Clearly the judge didn't get God's message when He sent those tornadoes a few weeks ago...

In fact, when New York legalized gay marriage, God also showed His displeasure by sending tornadoes to devastate Arkansas.
 
2014-05-10 06:01:37 PM
I was wondering when he and Colonel Trautman would give in to the passion.


Bob Falfa: Great news and all, but f*ck autoplay videos.


Came here for this. Eat a dick, Autoplay.
 
2014-05-10 06:03:26 PM
I was just talking to Mitch, and he said that Gault and a couple of the deputies were... a little hard on the guy.
 
2014-05-10 06:55:13 PM

borg: This is good news for Josiah Duggan who's gayer than Ross Mathews.  Now he'll be able to court they man of his dreams.


LOL!
 
2014-05-10 06:58:17 PM
You did everything to make this private war happen. You've done enough damage. This mission is over, gays. Do you understand me? This mission is over! Look at them out there! Look at them! If you won't end this now, they will kill you. Is that what you want? It's over equal rights people. It's over!

/congrats Arkansas
//not obscure on fark
 
2014-05-10 06:58:35 PM
Cute lesbians in  TFA:
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2014-05-10 06:59:16 PM
ADRIAN!
 
2014-05-10 06:59:58 PM

Mugato: I was wondering when he and Colonel Trautman would give in to the passion.


Bob Falfa: Great news and all, but f*ck autoplay videos.

Came here for this. Eat a dick, Autoplay.


Turn that crap off. I hate it with a passion. If I want it played, I'll click it.
http://digiwonk.wonderhowto.com/how-to/disable-annoying-autoplay-med ia -chrome-firefox-safari-and-internet-explorer-0139641/
 
2014-05-10 07:02:03 PM
Rocky and Mr T next

scontent-b-fra.xx.fbcdn.net

/'you look mighty cute in them jeans..'
 
2014-05-10 07:02:06 PM
For a second I read that as Satan and Rambo.
 
2014-05-10 07:02:21 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: They drew first blood?


Actually, it's simultaneous blood. I hear that's what happens to women when they live together.
 
2014-05-10 07:02:49 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Cute lesbians in  TFA:
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For once lesbian stereotype matches reality.
 
2014-05-10 07:03:43 PM
Who knew marriage licenses could be gay?

/or even straight?
 
2014-05-10 07:05:19 PM
Also, that wrecks those goddamned hidden autoplaying 'content ads' that some sites like to hide amongst all their other garbage that start playing with the volume set to max where you have to scroll around and find the bitty little thing playing. They frequently get past ad blockers because they are served with the host site's credentials.
 
2014-05-10 07:07:22 PM
They had slept in a Ford Focus after arriving in Eureka Springs at 2 a.m. Saturday

Go on...

/go stuff, this bigotry has long been overdue to get run out of town.
 
2014-05-10 07:07:46 PM
They want equality that's great. Does that mean when I punch somebody for being an asshole it's not called a hate crime because he happens to be gay?
 
2014-05-10 07:10:24 PM

mayIFark: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Cute lesbians in  TFA:
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For once lesbian stereotype matches reality.


Nice.

I didn't play the video, but you can just hear the crowd goin' 'WOOOOOOOO!!!'
 
2014-05-10 07:13:05 PM
Is that them in the picture? Because if so, I've got a lot of fapping to do.
/congrats to the lesbian couple BTW
//fap fap fap
 
2014-05-10 07:14:12 PM

TK-593: They want equality that's great. Does that mean when I punch somebody for being an asshole it's not called a hate crime because he happens to be gay?


It never was a hate crime.

A hate crime has always required that your motive be proven beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law.
 
2014-05-10 07:18:30 PM

namatad: Gay marriage opponents' nightmare?

Equality
first they fought to keep their slaves
then they fought to prevent blacks from marrying whites
now they fight to prevent gay from marrying

What are they so afraid of?


"Them."
 
2014-05-10 07:23:26 PM

GungFu: Rocky and Mr T next

[scontent-b-fra.xx.fbcdn.net image 512x623]

/'you look mighty cute in them jeans..'


Isn't that quote from an Eddie Mur... Oh wait, never mind. Carry on.
 
2014-05-10 07:23:42 PM
Again with the special treatment for gay marriages?
 
2014-05-10 07:26:05 PM

Bob Falfa: Great news and all, but f*ck autoplay videos.


Mugato: Came here for this. Eat a dick, Autoplay.


ElLoco: Turn that crap off. I hate it with a passion. If I want it played, I'll click it.


ElLoco: Also, that wrecks those goddamned hidden autoplaying 'content ads' that some sites like to hide amongst all their other garbage that start playing with the volume set to max where you have to scroll around and find the bitty little thing playing. They frequently get past ad blockers because they are served with the host site's credentials.


NoScript and AdBlock do wonders for autoplay videos in Firefox.
 
2014-05-10 07:29:31 PM
"Do we get to get married this time?"
 
2014-05-10 07:30:00 PM

mayIFark: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Cute lesbians in  TFA:
[i.huffpost.com image 570x380]
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For once lesbian stereotype matches reality.


I think that is the bigger news story, a lesbian couple marries where both look like women.
 
2014-05-10 07:30:37 PM

theorellior: Bob Falfa: Great news and all, but f*ck autoplay videos.

Mugato: Came here for this. Eat a dick, Autoplay.

ElLoco: Turn that crap off. I hate it with a passion. If I want it played, I'll click it.

ElLoco: Also, that wrecks those goddamned hidden autoplaying 'content ads' that some sites like to hide amongst all their other garbage that start playing with the volume set to max where you have to scroll around and find the bitty little thing playing. They frequently get past ad blockers because they are served with the host site's credentials.

NoScript and AdBlock do wonders for autoplay videos in Firefox.


And they do those same wonders for Palemoon, which is to Firefox what Firefox was to IE back when IE was the bloated fat kid on the block.

/its a 64bit firefox without all the crap, runs sooo much better, even with Ghostery onboard
 
2014-05-10 07:30:58 PM
I still say age 24 is too young to get married..  but hell.. it's Arkansas.
 
2014-05-10 07:32:29 PM

Cerebral Knievel: I still say age 24 is too young to get married..  but hell.. it's Arkansas.


Shouldn't they be cousins then?
 
2014-05-10 07:35:29 PM

TheManofPA: You did everything to make this private war happen. You've done enough damage. This mission is over, gays. Do you understand me? This mission is over! Look at them out there! Look at them! If you won't end this now, they will kill you. Is that what you want? It's over equal rights people. It's over!

/congrats Arkansas
//not obscure on fark


thanks I was sadly in need of a chuckle, you .. rock
 
2014-05-10 07:45:28 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Cerebral Knievel: I still say age 24 is too young to get married..  but hell.. it's Arkansas.

Shouldn't they be cousins then?


well.. they don't have to be.. I wouldn't even say it hurts.. hell, in animal husbandry, that's how you make thoroughbreds. I'm just saying 24, in today's age, is kinda young to get married... I would encourage anyone to wait till yer at least 25, and are done dealing with getting an education and working on a mature and settled lifestyle.
 
2014-05-10 07:47:04 PM
As an actual Arkansan, most of us could care less about the gay issues.  By that I mean we'd like everyone to have equal rights and for the biggots to stop talking derp.

That's true for most Arkansans under 45.  It's the good ole boys in power that are the real asshats....and Christians....

It sucks being an athiest in Arkansas....probably moreso than being gay in Arkansas.

I'm really tired of all the hypocritical Christians.  You really don't know hypocritical Christians until you get drunk with one, in the South, then admit to being an atheist...the deep you'll hear trumps the dumbest Farker who's ever posted on Fark in the history of Fark.

/So glad I proofread that
//Autocorrect was swapping fark for dark
///That last sentence might have sounded a bit racist
 
2014-05-10 07:54:06 PM

skeevy420: As an actual Arkansan, most of us could care less about the gay issues.  By that I mean we'd like everyone to have equal rights and for the biggots to stop talking derp.

That's true for most Arkansans under 45.  It's the good ole boys in power that are the real asshats....and Christians....

It sucks being an athiest in Arkansas....probably moreso than being gay in Arkansas.

I'm really tired of all the hypocritical Christians.  You really don't know hypocritical Christians until you get drunk with one, in the South, then admit to being an atheist...the deep you'll hear trumps the dumbest Farker who's ever posted on Fark in the history of Fark.

/So glad I proofread that
//Autocorrect was swapping fark for dark
///That last sentence might have sounded a bit racist


I feel your pain I live in Alabama although one of the better parts but I know right what ya mean.

/ It's amazing Arkansas is beating so many states on this issue.
 
2014-05-10 07:59:43 PM
Fabulous.
 
2014-05-10 08:08:20 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Cute lesbians in  TFA:


Arrived herein seeking enthusiastic support of attractive female coupling.

Departing fulfilled.
 
2014-05-10 08:08:54 PM

Slartibartfaster: TheManofPA: You did everything to make this private war happen. You've done enough damage. This mission is over, gays. Do you understand me? This mission is over! Look at them out there! Look at them! If you won't end this now, they will kill you. Is that what you want? It's over equal rights people. It's over!

/congrats Arkansas
//not obscure on fark

thanks I was sadly in need of a chuckle, you .. rock


For you then:
Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You banned me, I didn't ban you! And I did what I had to do to win! But fundies wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those WBCers at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me f** and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!
 
2014-05-10 08:11:19 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Cute lesbians in  TFA:
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God, first married homosexual couple in the state - would it have killed them to dress up a little?
 
2014-05-10 08:12:28 PM

Anderson's Pooper: Again with the special treatment for gay marriages?


What special treatment?
 
2014-05-10 08:14:41 PM
FTA: An Arkansas clerk issued the state's first gay marriage license on Saturday, marking the first such occasion in the South. Carroll County Deputy Clerk Jane Osborn issued a license Saturday morning to Kristin Seaton, 27, and Jennifer Rambo, 26, of Fort Smith.

why is this a gay marriage license?  Why isn't it just  a marriage license?
 
2014-05-10 08:17:46 PM

skeevy420: As an actual Arkansan, most of us could care less about the gay issues.  By that I mean we'd like everyone to have equal rights and for the biggots to stop talking derp.

That's true for most Arkansans under 45.  It's the good ole boys in power that are the real asshats....and Christians....

It sucks being an athiest in Arkansas....probably moreso than being gay in Arkansas.

I'm really tired of all the hypocritical Christians.  You really don't know hypocritical Christians until you get drunk with one, in the South, then admit to being an atheist...the deep you'll hear trumps the dumbest Farker who's ever posted on Fark in the history of Fark.

/So glad I proofread that
//Autocorrect was swapping fark for dark
///That last sentence might have sounded a bit racist


Never read a bevets post, did you? Derp cubed.
 
2014-05-10 08:21:13 PM

skeevy420: You really don't know hypocritical Christians until you get drunk with one, in the South, then admit to being an atheist...the deep you'll hear trumps the dumbest Farker who's ever posted on Fark in the history of Fark.

/So glad I proofread that
//Autocorrect was swapping fark for dark
///That last sentence might have sounded a bit racist


"the deep you'll hear". Never ever mention that you've proofread something you're about to post. It merely prompts the Internet Gods to smite you.
 
2014-05-10 08:25:01 PM

ChubbyTiger: Never read a bevets post, did you? Derp cubed.


I've had him blocked for a couple of years. Is he still around?
 
2014-05-10 08:25:46 PM

dv-ous: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Cute lesbians in  TFA:
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God, first married homosexual couple in the state - would it have killed them to dress up a little?


Hey, they had to sleep in a compact car, yet they look clean, what more do you want?

Arkansas.  Really.  Who would have thought it.  What's next, Legal Cannabis?

Let mother humping freedom ring baby!

/they are sort of cute
//and there's nothing wrong
///with that.
 
2014-05-10 08:28:54 PM

fusillade762: Anderson's Pooper: Again with the special treatment for gay marriages?


What special treatment?


I have 3 motions and an appellate brief sitting on my desk ready to file.  What are the odds of my finding a Clerk's Office open on a Saturday?  You want to be treated equally, great, wait til Monday morning like the rest of us.

Other than that I have no problem with it.
 
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