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(Eurovision.TV)   It's time for the Eurovision Song Contest Grand Final live discussion thread. Who will win? The bearded lady? The guy in a hamster wheel? The country duo? The teenage rockers? The butter churn girl? The show starts at 3PM EDT, 9PM CET   ( eurovision.tv) divider line
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2014-05-10 06:02:42 PM  

sephjnr: The Bestest: so.. what are the chances that France doesn't get a single point?

I don't think they were Gemini-bad, so I think they'll get at least 5.



And they're off the mark - 1pt from Sweden.
 
2014-05-10 06:02:47 PM  
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2014-05-10 06:03:11 PM  
awww, Sweden with the combo breaker.. gave France 1 point
 
2014-05-10 06:03:22 PM  
"And here's Armenia, to spoil the mood of the evening by giving ten points to Russia and no points to Ukraine. One day, archive footage of this broadcast will be used in a documentary about the days leading up to World War Three, and it won't be any more interesting."
 
2014-05-10 06:04:13 PM  
What a Belarus surprise. But what stuff do they actually take?
 
2014-05-10 06:04:33 PM  
Sir Cumference the Flatulent
My (German) wife: With all the neighbor votes you see, Germany never gets any of them. We have so many neighbors.
Me: Yeah, but Germany invaded most of them.


Ask her if she's ever seen "Momo" - that somehow reminded me of the gray gentlemen's puppets: "DU WIRST MICH LIEBEN! ALLE WERDEN DICH UM MICH BENEIDEN!".
 
2014-05-10 06:04:33 PM  
..and Belarus gives 12 to Russia.. again.. shocked face.
 
2014-05-10 06:04:47 PM  
Graham Norton almost called the German telecaster a whore.
 
2014-05-10 06:06:26 PM  
I feel bad for the Russian girls. It's not their fault.
 
2014-05-10 06:07:40 PM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I feel bad for the Russian girls. It's not their fault.


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2014-05-10 06:07:44 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: "And here's Armenia, to spoil the mood of the evening by giving ten points to Russia and no points to Ukraine. One day, archive footage of this broadcast will be used in a documentary about the days leading up to World War Three, and it won't be any more interesting."


Given Nagorno-Karabakh, I don't think anyone expected Armenia to support Ukraine over Russia.
 
2014-05-10 06:10:01 PM  
Oh right, Israel is in Europe...
 
2014-05-10 06:11:02 PM  
huh.. 12 to Austria from Israel is kinda shocking
 
2014-05-10 06:11:52 PM  
Fezes are out, bearded ladies are in.
 
2014-05-10 06:12:20 PM  

The Bestest: huh.. 12 to Austria from Israel is kinda shocking


Dana International would disagree.
 
2014-05-10 06:13:25 PM  
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2014-05-10 06:13:30 PM  
Estonia 1 point for Russia. Is that like leaving a penny as a tip?
 
2014-05-10 06:14:07 PM  
Question to the expats here: Has anyone found any good way to explain all this to people back in the states?
 
2014-05-10 06:14:40 PM  

The Voice of Doom: Estonia 1 point for Russia. Is that like leaving a penny as a tip?


Was the 1 point Sweden gave France like a pityfark?
 
2014-05-10 06:15:39 PM  
ONLY EIGHT??!? We're sending the tanks back in next week you ungrateful farks.
 
2014-05-10 06:15:46 PM  
nope.. Moldova's votes weren't political at all
 
2014-05-10 06:15:50 PM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Question to the expats here: Has anyone found any good way to explain all this to people back in the states?


Not one that doesn't entail the consumption of large amounts of alcohol.
 
2014-05-10 06:15:56 PM  
Estonian guy looks exactly like the Irish guy.
 
2014-05-10 06:16:02 PM  
Ukraine is not weak. Ukraine is ontoppa Russia.
 
2014-05-10 06:16:38 PM  

The Bestest: The Voice of Doom: Estonia 1 point for Russia. Is that like leaving a penny as a tip?

Was the 1 point Sweden gave France like a pityfark?


Finland have just doubled that tally. And chavved the whole thing up.
 
2014-05-10 06:16:52 PM  
France scores another point from Finland!
 
2014-05-10 06:16:53 PM  
A Finnish rapper?
 
2014-05-10 06:16:59 PM  
STOP IT, FINNISH RAPPER!
 
2014-05-10 06:17:29 PM  
The Bestest
Was the 1 point Sweden gave France like a pityfark?


Finland makes it a pity-threesome. One could do worse.
 
2014-05-10 06:20:48 PM  
'8 points go to............'- Tony Soprano
 
2014-05-10 06:21:15 PM  
No points from Spain to Germany. Did Mallorca pay a visit to Atlantis?
 
2014-05-10 06:22:07 PM  
30pts with 48 remaining... this is the clincher.
 
2014-05-10 06:22:22 PM  
Ukraine gave Russia 4???
 
2014-05-10 06:23:00 PM  
Cute. 12 points for Ukraine.


/nobody tell Femen I said that.
 
2014-05-10 06:23:38 PM  
Congrats, Austria!
 
2014-05-10 06:24:31 PM  
Vienna 2015!
 
2014-05-10 06:26:47 PM  
Just think, France, not only did you get only 2 points, San Farking Marino got seven times as many points as you.
 
2014-05-10 06:27:18 PM  
So Slovenia got the top 3 right.
 
2014-05-10 06:27:48 PM  
Okay, next Bond movie...
 
2014-05-10 06:27:53 PM  

ariseatex: Just think, France, not only did you get only 2 points, San Farking Marino got seven times as many points as you.


San Marino.. half the land area of Staten Island and 1/15th the population
 
2014-05-10 06:28:02 PM  
Mollie did quite well, but only one 'name' vote really stung.
 
2014-05-10 06:29:34 PM  
Peace and freedom- you know who you are.

Nope, no idea. Nope.
 
2014-05-10 06:29:50 PM  

sephjnr: Mollie did quite well, but only one 'name' vote really stung.


They did much better than in recent years. My wife and I though Germany would do better, but they got killed by having to follow Conchita.
 
2014-05-10 06:30:56 PM  

ariseatex: Just think, France, not only did you get only 2 points, San Farking Marino got seven times as many points as you.


France doesn't have to qualify though. They're one of the big 5, ie. paying the most for the show.

So, next year. They'll be there again. :P
 
2014-05-10 06:32:05 PM  

spawn73: ariseatex: Just think, France, not only did you get only 2 points, San Farking Marino got seven times as many points as you.

France doesn't have to qualify though. They're one of the big 5, ie. paying the most for the show.

So, next year. They'll be there again. :P


True.  Still should be embarrassing for them.
 
2014-05-10 06:33:02 PM  
I guess the results have spoken..

moustaches are out.. beards are in
 
2014-05-10 06:33:09 PM  

ariseatex: spawn73: ariseatex: Just think, France, not only did you get only 2 points, San Farking Marino got seven times as many points as you.

France doesn't have to qualify though. They're one of the big 5, ie. paying the most for the show.

So, next year. They'll be there again. :P

True.  Still should be embarrassing for them.


They're French. Haven't they suffered enough?
 
2014-05-10 06:35:34 PM  

The Bestest: I guess the results have spoken..

moustaches are out.. beards are in


What kills me is that I can't grow a beard that good.
 
2014-05-10 06:36:17 PM  

ariseatex: spawn73: ariseatex: Just think, France, not only did you get only 2 points, San Farking Marino got seven times as many points as you.

France doesn't have to qualify though. They're one of the big 5, ie. paying the most for the show.

So, next year. They'll be there again. :P

True.  Still should be embarrassing for them.


Not really. They seem to enjoy making a point about being French, and ignoring the current meme.
 
2014-05-10 06:39:55 PM  
As always, this has been a fantastically fun thread. I always look forward to Eurovision becuase of it.
 
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