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(Eurovision.TV)   It's time for the Eurovision Song Contest Grand Final live discussion thread. Who will win? The bearded lady? The guy in a hamster wheel? The country duo? The teenage rockers? The butter churn girl? The show starts at 3PM EDT, 9PM CET   (eurovision.tv) divider line 425
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2014-05-10 04:55:57 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: ariseatex: The Numbers: A good song? In my Eurovision?

It's more likely than you think.

The performance/camera work sold it though.  Watch out Conchita.

And now, the little country that could: San Marino!

if they won, could they even put on the show next year?


I think they have a concert hall that holds 400 people.  That's about it.
 
2014-05-10 04:56:36 PM

Cormee: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: stanhapsburg: German announcer: "Siegfried and Paula. Just the white tigers were missing."


I'm watching the BBC. The announcer is killing everyone.

That's Graham Norton, he drinks through the whole contest so he tends to get funnier as the night goes on. He's a great stand up comedian, absolutely hilarious.

/he was also on a few episodes of Fr. Ted


I wish I had gotten to watch Terry Wogan.
 
2014-05-10 04:56:54 PM
With a bit of work and inverting the colors and stuff one might be able to turn San Marino's entry into a James Bond intro.
Roger Moore Bond, though.
 
2014-05-10 04:57:27 PM
Oh Christ, this UK song is awful.

It may just stand a chance of winning.
 
2014-05-10 04:57:48 PM
'This could be our year.'- Norton

Oh, he's really drinking alright.
 
2014-05-10 04:58:04 PM
What? A British. Entry that's NOT an utter embarrassment?
 
2014-05-10 04:59:31 PM
She's wearing the same headgear the princess in Neverending Story wears.
 
2014-05-10 04:59:36 PM
Margaery Tyrell needs to check her wardrobe, there might be a dress missing.
 
2014-05-10 05:01:15 PM
From what I've read about Eurovision, a Chicago mayoral election is handled with more dignity
and tact.  You may already know this, but politicking and snits of an international nature are rampant
in a contest that, ironically, is supposed to promote good will.  (For example, if  "Jacques Chellacques"
of France makes some nasty comment about  "Don Pedro Gonzales" of Spain during the year, you
can bet Spain won't give the French entry more than a Bronx cheer.)
 
2014-05-10 05:01:30 PM
Graham Norton on British entry: "our song"

Freakin turncoat, west brit, clown.
 
2014-05-10 05:02:07 PM
Norton got burned!
 
2014-05-10 05:02:26 PM

ariseatex: If you don't know who to vote for:

If you're a straight man or lesbian, vote for Poland.
If you're a gay man or straight woman, vote for Greece.
If you're pansexual, vote for Austria.

There you go.


And if you enjoy a decently performed song, you won't give a flying squirrel
about this whole magilla.
 
2014-05-10 05:02:32 PM
Graham was really quick to hide his bottle of Jameson. Once he gets off cam he'll be downing it.
 
2014-05-10 05:02:53 PM
Please tell me the host with the glasses is wearing skinny jeans together with his velvet jacket.
 
2014-05-10 05:03:00 PM

zomega: stpickrell: DemonEater: Arranging tulips on a barge in a stupid hat?  HOW farkING DUTCH ARE THEY?

Could have been toking up while doing it, I guess.

In a legal red light district!


with some kind of rudder
 
2014-05-10 05:05:40 PM

cretinbob: zomega: stpickrell: DemonEater: Arranging tulips on a barge in a stupid hat?  HOW farkING DUTCH ARE THEY?

Could have been toking up while doing it, I guess.

In a legal red light district!

with some kind of rudder


That would have been really funny a few pages ago.
 
2014-05-10 05:06:33 PM
Holy bejesus, that Norway entry was awful.
 
2014-05-10 05:06:43 PM
1. Austria by a mile
2. Denmark
3. Russia
 
2014-05-10 05:07:02 PM
So if the oddschecker average is to believed, the top five will likely be:

1. Austria
2. Sweden
3. Netherlands
4. Ukraine
5. United Kingdom
 
2014-05-10 05:07:15 PM
Greek entry, gayer than dolphin with a lisp
 
2014-05-10 05:08:24 PM
And I missed epic Poland....nooooo!
 
2014-05-10 05:08:33 PM
Dear god am I glad that I missed France.
 
2014-05-10 05:10:53 PM

The Voice of Doom: Dear god am I glad that I missed France.


I wish I had.
 
2014-05-10 05:11:47 PM

ariseatex: The Voice of Doom: Dear god am I glad that I missed France.

I wish I had.


you don't like moustaches?
 
2014-05-10 05:12:59 PM
I wish I could grow a good mustache.
 
2014-05-10 05:13:01 PM
They should pep things up by introducing negative points:
"..and finally, Russia takes 10 points and a peninsula away from Ukraine".
 
2014-05-10 05:13:09 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: 1. Austria by a mile
2. Denmark
3. Russia


I'm saying:

1. Holland
2. Malta
3. Denmark
 
2014-05-10 05:13:09 PM
sophieduffy.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-10 05:13:18 PM

The Bestest: ariseatex: The Voice of Doom: Dear god am I glad that I missed France.

I wish I had.

you don't like moustaches?


I don't like idiotic performances...

Speaking of, WTF is this?
 
2014-05-10 05:13:39 PM
What the exploding f*ck is this guy doing to this song?
 
2014-05-10 05:15:26 PM
They originally had seagulls on their heads?
 
2014-05-10 05:16:15 PM

TheOtherDub: [sophieduffy.files.wordpress.com image 412x232]


I think I'll actually download that, right now, on Sky+
 
2014-05-10 05:16:34 PM
Breakdancing Jesus on a Crusader's pike, WTF am I watching?!?
 
2014-05-10 05:16:45 PM
I was listening to the Choral this afternoon. Now I'm pished.
 
2014-05-10 05:17:23 PM

The Voice of Doom: Breakdancing Jesus on a Crusader's pike, WTF am I watching?!?


Idiocy on the part of the host country?

I think this is a ploy to make sure Denmark doesn't win a second year in a row.
 
2014-05-10 05:19:03 PM

TheOtherDub: [sophieduffy.files.wordpress.com image 412x232]


This late in the thread?

/and we'll see it again next year.
 
2014-05-10 05:19:25 PM
Malta- waaay too young for my secret basement room.
 
2014-05-10 05:19:29 PM
Gaiaia, or whatever her name is. Stop that.
 
2014-05-10 05:19:36 PM
Who picked that red dress?
"Poor thing. Only 11 and already pregnant."
 
2014-05-10 05:19:39 PM
I'm from Denmark, but I haven't really paid attention to the whole thing till now.

Wtf. is that thing with China?
 
2014-05-10 05:19:56 PM
Before we get to the results, and since we have a lot of Europeans in this thread, I want to let you all know that the annual EuroFark party is going to be the weekend of Oct. 3.5 in Prague.
 
2014-05-10 05:20:51 PM

spawn73: I'm from Denmark, but I haven't really paid attention to the whole thing till now.

Wtf. is that thing with China?


The one host is playing up the fact he speaks Chinese, I think.
 
2014-05-10 05:22:55 PM

ariseatex: spawn73: I'm from Denmark, but I haven't really paid attention to the whole thing till now.

Wtf. is that thing with China?

The one host is playing up the fact he speaks Chinese, I think.


What a clown. :P
 
2014-05-10 05:22:58 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Before we get to the results, and since we have a lot of Europeans in this thread, I want to let you all know that the annual EuroFark party is going to be the weekend of Oct. 3.5 in Prague.


Thanks for the reminder. Maybe I can finally make it this year.
 
2014-05-10 05:24:59 PM
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-05-10 05:25:05 PM
Too much talking. Attention waning
 
2014-05-10 05:26:02 PM

stanhapsburg: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Before we get to the results, and since we have a lot of Europeans in this thread, I want to let you all know that the annual EuroFark party is going to be the weekend of Oct. 3.5 in Prague.

Thanks for the reminder. Maybe I can finally make it this year.


If you're on over there, we have a Facebook page for it. My FB is in my profile.
 
2014-05-10 05:26:09 PM

Cheesehead_Dave: [pbs.twimg.com image 599x683]


Forgot Montenegro.
 
2014-05-10 05:27:01 PM
do do do dodo do it's the final countdown
 
2014-05-10 05:28:59 PM
If I had a snarky side, I could probably find a joke in the fact that the Spanish lady went with "dancing in the rain" and not the classic "singing in the rain".
 
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