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(Eurovision.TV)   It's time for the Eurovision Song Contest Grand Final live discussion thread. Who will win? The bearded lady? The guy in a hamster wheel? The country duo? The teenage rockers? The butter churn girl? The show starts at 3PM EDT, 9PM CET   (eurovision.tv) divider line 425
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2014-05-10 04:10:53 PM  
I'll just be glad if the UK don't come last. We used to be much better at this than the last several years.
 
2014-05-10 04:11:05 PM  
Okay *who* is cheering for France? They need to be defenestrated for the good of humanity.
 
2014-05-10 04:11:06 PM  

strutin: SonsoftheSod: ariseatex: SonsoftheSod: I am now questioning my sexuality.

You're watching Eurovision.  I think you were doing that already.

/WIE? EIP.

Do you churn butter?

I sling yoghurt..is that close enough?


Only if you can fling it off your stashe with a sexy flick of the head.
 
2014-05-10 04:11:46 PM  
Is the guitarist the model for the school bus driver on The Simpsons?
 
2014-05-10 04:11:47 PM  
Thanks for the seizures France
 
2014-05-10 04:11:50 PM  
they shoulda stuck France in the after-Austria slot
 
2014-05-10 04:11:51 PM  
Um...is the lone black guy wearing white face paint?
 
2014-05-10 04:12:19 PM  

ariseatex: Um...is the lone black guy wearing white face paint?


Yes. Yes, he is.
 
2014-05-10 04:12:23 PM  
From the Scandinavia and the World comic (www.satwcomic.com) a few years ago:

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-10 04:13:49 PM  
...why are they holding a lucite bar?
 
2014-05-10 04:14:21 PM  
Conjoined at the head, like Russia and Ukraine.
 
2014-05-10 04:15:10 PM  

zomega: ariseatex: Um...is the lone black guy wearing white face paint?

Yes. Yes, he is.


...and THIS is why Eurovision won't be aired in America anytime soon.  Wow.
 
2014-05-10 04:15:31 PM  
Russia:  you KNOW Putin is hitting that. Catchy song though. Kinda retro. I like it
 
2014-05-10 04:15:41 PM  
Russia, I am not impressed
 
2014-05-10 04:15:51 PM  
Gag the Russians and have them brought to my chambers.
 
2014-05-10 04:16:51 PM  
Hope everyone here who loves the Russian twins lives somewhere where 17 is legal.
 
2014-05-10 04:16:55 PM  
Missed opportunity. They should've done that Justin Timberlake song and trolled the world.
 
2014-05-10 04:17:15 PM  
This woman is hardassed about her salad.
 
2014-05-10 04:18:17 PM  
I'd stab Italy in the back, if you know what I mean.


/and I think you do.
 
2014-05-10 04:18:31 PM  
I want to lean over to the Italy entry and whisper in her ear, " remember, you are mortal."
 
2014-05-10 04:19:06 PM  
Italy  hail Caesar! If you've ever watched RAI, you know how typically Italian this is.
 
2014-05-10 04:19:35 PM  

SonsoftheSod: I'd stab Italy in the back, if you know what I mean.


/and I think you do.


img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-10 04:19:54 PM  
Had there still been a virgin among the contestants after the semis, the Italians would've sacrificed them and their singer would've devoured their souls.
 
2014-05-10 04:19:54 PM  
Bendy!
 
2014-05-10 04:19:54 PM  
PANTIES!
 
2014-05-10 04:20:27 PM  
Whoa...
 
2014-05-10 04:21:16 PM  

ariseatex: Hope everyone here who loves the Russian twins lives somewhere where 17 is legal.


Yes, yes I do, but I'm afraid they'd annex my shed and I ain't having that. It's my shed.
 
2014-05-10 04:21:46 PM  
ooOOoooOooo... Shiny!
 
2014-05-10 04:22:03 PM  
check out the shoulders on Slovenia!
 
2014-05-10 04:23:21 PM  
ariseatex
Hope everyone here who loves the Russian twins lives somewhere where 17 is legal.


In Germany 17 would be legal as long as you don't look at them while you're banging them.
 
2014-05-10 04:23:24 PM  
Needs more Zamfir, master of the pan flute.
 
2014-05-10 04:24:20 PM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Needs more Zamfir, master of the pan flute.


I was just going to make a Zamfir ref. gold star.
 
2014-05-10 04:24:31 PM  
Well Slovenia definitely brought their A-Game tonight.
 
2014-05-10 04:25:26 PM  
This... isn't Lordi.
 
2014-05-10 04:25:50 PM  
It's CANADA!
First an igloo, now Bieber!
 
2014-05-10 04:27:14 PM  
Goddamn I want that jacket.
 
2014-05-10 04:27:15 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

/Finland's song's about a guy who doesn't realize he had perfection until after his wife died
//makes me remember this movie and cry
///slashies come in threes
 
2014-05-10 04:28:01 PM  
Did all you farkers have a stroke or something? Wtf are you all talking about? (sorry, I'm just a poor ignorant southern american here.)
 
2014-05-10 04:28:09 PM  
The most rock from Finland since Terasbetoni.
 
2014-05-10 04:28:31 PM  
Scratchy voice!
 
2014-05-10 04:29:03 PM  

listernine: Did all you farkers have a stroke or something? Wtf are you all talking about? (sorry, I'm just a poor ignorant southern american here.)


Tune in and in about ten minutes you'll get a Mumford-and-Sons wannabe band from Malta followed soon by a sweet country duo from the Netherlands.
 
2014-05-10 04:29:59 PM  
The rain in Spain... nah.
 
2014-05-10 04:30:38 PM  
I like the wet hair look for this song.
 
2014-05-10 04:30:54 PM  

listernine: Did all you farkers have a stroke or something? Wtf are you all talking about? (sorry, I'm just a poor ignorant southern american here.)


I have long wondered what the US version of this would be like. If all 50 states put in one cheesy entry....
 
2014-05-10 04:31:09 PM  
Falls mainly between her tits.
 
2014-05-10 04:31:10 PM  
I like this one. Then again I'm a sucker for Mediterranean women.
 
2014-05-10 04:32:03 PM  
You can hear the credits roll on this song....!
 
2014-05-10 04:32:20 PM  
Anyone watching this via DVB-T in Germany?
Maybe it's the seizurebait every other act is employing in the background, but sometimes there are compression artifacts during the acts (not e.g. during the flag stuff between) which could make a pirated Champions League stream jealous.
 
2014-05-10 04:33:40 PM  
Wait...Swiss hipsters?
 
2014-05-10 04:33:47 PM  
Oh crap, it's The Scorpions! The Wall's gonna fall!
 
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