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(Eurovision.TV)   It's time for the Eurovision Song Contest Grand Final live discussion thread. Who will win? The bearded lady? The guy in a hamster wheel? The country duo? The teenage rockers? The butter churn girl? The show starts at 3PM EDT, 9PM CET   ( eurovision.tv) divider line
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2014-05-10 03:47:52 PM  
Churn that butter!
 
2014-05-10 03:48:12 PM  
Boreland.


OTOH:
moooooooooooo
Nice udders.
 
2014-05-10 03:48:15 PM  
What's "street cred" in polish? They have, um, a lot of it.
 
2014-05-10 03:48:28 PM  
Epic rack though.
 
2014-05-10 03:49:24 PM  

stanhapsburg: What's "street cred" in polish? They have, um, a lot of it.


ulica wiarygodność.

And I agree.
 
2014-05-10 03:51:08 PM  
Greece.. wat are you doing

Greece.. stahp..
 
2014-05-10 03:52:14 PM  
Boing boing boing boing boing
 
2014-05-10 03:52:15 PM  
Sir Cumference the Flatulent
I wasn't sure if she was wearing anything underneath.


Given the way the stage looks, some stagehand might know.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-10 03:52:30 PM  

Damnhippyfreak: Churn that butter!


And then raise two barns!
 
2014-05-10 03:52:58 PM  
Greece: this isn't the Eurovision Trampoline Contest, guys.
 
2014-05-10 03:53:10 PM  
Was that Greek Jedwad or whatever the fark they were called?
 
2014-05-10 03:53:18 PM  
Next year every act needs a trampoline.
 
2014-05-10 03:54:08 PM  
I am now questioning my sexuality.
 
2014-05-10 03:54:16 PM  
ariseatex
Next year every act needs a trampoline.


Poland could have used one.
 
2014-05-10 03:54:22 PM  
Climbing a ladder in stilettos has got to be unsafe.
 
2014-05-10 03:55:05 PM  

SonsoftheSod: I am now questioning my sexuality.


You're watching Eurovision.  I think you were doing that already.

/WIE? EIP.
 
2014-05-10 03:56:03 PM  
Austria: Turn out the lights. We have our winner. This is how you win Eurovision.
 
2014-05-10 03:56:24 PM  
This song sounds like there should be a James Bond movie afterwards.
 
2014-05-10 03:56:30 PM  
Channeling a bit of Shirley Bassey there. S/he should do a Bond theme.
 
2014-05-10 03:56:43 PM  
Now for the crowd shot, the crowd is going wild:

bilder.augsburger-allgemeine.de
 
2014-05-10 03:57:27 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: This song sounds like there should be a James Bond movie afterwards.


Damnit!
 
2014-05-10 03:57:44 PM  
Poor Germany, following Austria.
 
2014-05-10 03:58:13 PM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Austria: Turn out the lights. We have our winner. This is how you win Eurovision.


Great song, but I wonder if the more conservative countries will vote for her?
 
2014-05-10 03:59:07 PM  
That's a hard act to follow, especially with an oom-pah beginning.
 
2014-05-10 03:59:24 PM  
kinda diggin Germany
 
2014-05-10 03:59:41 PM  
I feel bad for Germany. Decent song, but nobody short of Freddy Mercury could follow that up.
 
2014-05-10 03:59:44 PM  

ariseatex: SonsoftheSod: I am now questioning my sexuality.

You're watching Eurovision.  I think you were doing that already.

/WIE? EIP.


Do you churn butter?
 
2014-05-10 04:00:36 PM  

SonsoftheSod: ariseatex: SonsoftheSod: I am now questioning my sexuality.

You're watching Eurovision.  I think you were doing that already.

/WIE? EIP.

Do you churn butter?


media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-05-10 04:00:38 PM  
Oh, looks like Germany has sent my dentist's office staff.
Then again, they wouldn't have done bonbons.
Also, they're more enthusiastic at the dentist's.
 
2014-05-10 04:01:12 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Austria: Turn out the lights. We have our winner. This is how you win Eurovision.

Great song, but I wonder if the more conservative countries will vote for her?



I think some will as a big f*ck you to Russia.
 
2014-05-10 04:01:19 PM  
Well that kinda just ended.
 
2014-05-10 04:02:08 PM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I feel bad for Germany. Decent song, but nobody short of Freddy Mercury could follow that up.


Norton just called them "cannon fodder".
 
2014-05-10 04:02:58 PM  
I love this thread every year. There's so much hivemind going on.
 
2014-05-10 04:03:02 PM  

ariseatex: SonsoftheSod: ariseatex: SonsoftheSod: I am now questioning my sexuality.

You're watching Eurovision.  I think you were doing that already.

/WIE? EIP.

Do you churn butter?


Lol, loved that show.
 
2014-05-10 04:03:10 PM  
I missed the first ten, dammit. Just caught...Greece on trampolines, wtf.
 
2014-05-10 04:05:20 PM  
Odds update:  Austria is leading, with some houses giving her better than 1:1 odds to win.  Iceland continues to rise, Armenia continues to fall.
 
2014-05-10 04:05:34 PM  
ABBA
 
2014-05-10 04:05:59 PM  

SonsoftheSod: ariseatex: SonsoftheSod: I am now questioning my sexuality.

You're watching Eurovision.  I think you were doing that already.

/WIE? EIP.

Do you churn butter?


I sling yoghurt..is that close enough?
 
2014-05-10 04:06:03 PM  
Sweden has the soundtrack to a huge sinking ocean liner.
 
2014-05-10 04:06:25 PM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I feel bad for Germany. Decent song, but nobody short of Freddy Mercury could follow that up.


Lithuania had that happen in the semi.
 
2014-05-10 04:07:02 PM  

stpickrell: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I feel bad for Germany. Decent song, but nobody short of Freddy Mercury could follow that up.

Lithuania had that happen in the semi.


Nothing could save Lithuania.  It was pure and utter garbage.
 
2014-05-10 04:07:23 PM  
Sweden sounds nice but awfully.. generic
 
2014-05-10 04:07:25 PM  
The Swedish entrant is supposedly a pretty big pop star here as it is. I wouldn't know, I am old and American :D
 
2014-05-10 04:07:38 PM  
Yodel, Sweden. Yodel!
 
2014-05-10 04:08:00 PM  
Here you go,  rockymom!

She's not bad, but not a winner
 
2014-05-10 04:08:19 PM  
Sweden, Eurovision by numbers...

My three month old liked Germany.
 
2014-05-10 04:08:47 PM  
Not a bad song. Needs more beard though.
 
2014-05-10 04:09:12 PM  
We are cheering for the Netherlands here. That song by the Linnets is good.
 
2014-05-10 04:09:35 PM  
MY GOD!!! FLASHING IMAGES AND STROBE EFFECTS!!!
 
2014-05-10 04:10:31 PM  
France: Dafuq am I watching?  This is why the Germans invade you twice every century.
 
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