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(Eurovision.TV)   It's time for the Eurovision Song Contest Grand Final live discussion thread. Who will win? The bearded lady? The guy in a hamster wheel? The country duo? The teenage rockers? The butter churn girl? The show starts at 3PM EDT, 9PM CET   (eurovision.tv) divider line 425
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2014-05-10 03:30:26 PM
And now the "Won't someone please hug me?" song.
 
2014-05-10 03:31:00 PM
Norway: This song is making me want to cut myself.
 
2014-05-10 03:31:29 PM
I feel so DEEP and MEANINGFUL now.
 
2014-05-10 03:32:13 PM

melewen: stanhapsburg: melewen: Can anyone in Germany post the phone number? I'm in Frankfurt but I have to watch online.

(01371) 36 36 plus entry number 01 to 26

Danke!


I'm up the road from you in Krefeld.
 
2014-05-10 03:32:22 PM
Norway has a giant forearm.
 
2014-05-10 03:32:35 PM

ariseatex: traylor: Ive been listening to only two songs and I'm already ready to commit suicide.

Just wait 'till you hear Norway.


Uhh... And I thought you were joking.

OK, things can only get better from this point.
 
2014-05-10 03:33:10 PM
I kept waiting for the Norwegian guy to burst out into some death metal growling.
 
2014-05-10 03:33:18 PM
Heh two of those Icelandic guys used be in a serious alternative rock group during the 90's and early 00's.
But now they make songs for the kindergarteners they teach and eurovision.
 
2014-05-10 03:33:50 PM

rockymom: *high fives SonsoftheSod*


so close...
 
2014-05-10 03:33:56 PM

traylor: ariseatex: traylor: Ive been listening to only two songs and I'm already ready to commit suicide.

Just wait 'till you hear Norway.

Uhh... And I thought you were joking.

OK, things can only get better from this point.


They do...kinda.

First up, the amazing disappearing woman with the glass-breaking voice.
 
2014-05-10 03:34:50 PM
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2014-05-10 03:35:12 PM
Romania: Ooh shiny suit!  Oontz oontz oontz.
 
2014-05-10 03:35:31 PM
Ha-rrump. Don't cotton to no socialist singers.

/Ha-rrump
 
2014-05-10 03:35:34 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-10 03:35:49 PM
oh Romania.. and you started off so well too..
 
2014-05-10 03:35:49 PM
And here's Romania with our Glee moment.
 
2014-05-10 03:36:27 PM
Common Linnets. You're welcome.
 
2014-05-10 03:36:54 PM
Okay, so is that actually a working piano, or just a prop? He didn't actually seem to be doing anything useful with it.
 
2014-05-10 03:37:02 PM
HE'S NOT EVEN PLAYING THAT GODDAMN KEYBOARD THING.
 
2014-05-10 03:37:12 PM
Ok, if you go to the extent of building a bloody Oface piano, you need to use more in the performance.
 
2014-05-10 03:37:36 PM
I kinda liked the Romanian girl. What's wrong with me?
 
2014-05-10 03:38:22 PM

ariseatex: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: ariseatex:  A+ if we was naked.


We barely know each other.

Dammit, typo.


LOL

/That's a win
 
2014-05-10 03:38:44 PM
I don't care what you think, I like the circular piano.
 
2014-05-10 03:39:00 PM
In betting news, Iceland's odds of winning are going up across the board right now.
 
2014-05-10 03:39:10 PM
German announcer: "Siegfried and Paula. Just the white tigers were missing."
 
2014-05-10 03:40:18 PM
It gets better, people. Russian twins are coming.
 
2014-05-10 03:40:18 PM
Armenia: How can anybody be THIS boring? Is he trying to channel Nickelback??.
 
2014-05-10 03:40:42 PM
Armenia looks like a young Willam Dafoe
 
2014-05-10 03:40:46 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Armenia: How can anybody be THIS boring? Is he trying to channel Nickelback??.


It's worse:  Nickelback + Dubstep.
 
2014-05-10 03:41:02 PM
Someone looks constipated.
That Armenian guy reminds me that I wanted to go to the bathroom.
 
2014-05-10 03:41:05 PM
No capes, Armenia. You're not a super villain.
 
2014-05-10 03:41:34 PM

stanhapsburg: German announcer: "Siegfried and Paula. Just the white tigers were missing."



I'm watching the BBC. The announcer is killing everyone.
 
2014-05-10 03:41:45 PM

bigworld2000: It gets better, people. Russian twins are coming.


i44.photobucket.com

/depending on where you are
 
2014-05-10 03:42:13 PM
Oh, Titanic!
They even have ice.
 
2014-05-10 03:43:14 PM
 
2014-05-10 03:43:26 PM
Montenegro: Finally a native language song.  The biggest drama is whether the skater girl eats the floor.
 
2014-05-10 03:44:05 PM

The Voice of Doom: Oh, Titanic!
They even have ice.


So that's what the flute was reminding me of. Couldn't place it at first. Thanks.
 
2014-05-10 03:44:08 PM
Not sure about his singing, but I would let him try out for middle blocker on my volleyball team.
 
2014-05-10 03:44:21 PM
Snail trail, how embarrassing.
 
2014-05-10 03:44:52 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Montenegro: Finally a native language song.  The biggest drama is whether the skater girl eats the floor.


An ice hockey checking line would be awesome.
 
2014-05-10 03:44:59 PM
I wasn't sure if she was wearing anything underneath.
 
2014-05-10 03:45:11 PM
Damnhippyfreak
So that's what the flute was reminding me of. Couldn't place it at first. Thanks.


I'm also getting a 9th Doctor stunt double vibe here.
 
2014-05-10 03:45:51 PM

rockymom: I kept waiting for the Norwegian guy to burst out into some death metal growling.


Nah, our entries tend to be like this. (you probably shouldn't click that)

To stay on topic: Norwegian Death Metal anno 1976. (really don't click that)
 
2014-05-10 03:46:26 PM
Hello, Poland!
 
2014-05-10 03:47:06 PM
Hey Poland, you so fine, you so fine you blow my mine, Hey Poland! *clap-clap clap* Hey Poland! *clap-clap clap*
 
2014-05-10 03:47:14 PM
LOL
 
2014-05-10 03:47:30 PM
Poland: oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind.
 
2014-05-10 03:47:33 PM
WTF is this? Oh Mickey in Polish?
 
2014-05-10 03:47:47 PM
I...I must have butter. Cover me in butter...
 
2014-05-10 03:47:49 PM
Poland!

i.imgur.com
 
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