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(Eurovision.TV)   It's time for the Eurovision Song Contest Grand Final live discussion thread. Who will win? The bearded lady? The guy in a hamster wheel? The country duo? The teenage rockers? The butter churn girl? The show starts at 3PM EDT, 9PM CET   (eurovision.tv) divider line 425
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2014-05-10 03:01:31 PM  
Gotta be Austria. Too off the wall not to win it. Plus, s/he can actually sing.
 
2014-05-10 03:01:42 PM  
If you don't know who to vote for:

If you're a straight man or lesbian, vote for Poland.
If you're a gay man or straight woman, vote for Greece.
If you're pansexual, vote for Austria.

There you go.
 
2014-05-10 03:03:03 PM  
*goes to make a drink in preparation*
 
2014-05-10 03:04:00 PM  

ariseatex: If you don't know who to vote for:

If you're a straight man or lesbian, vote for Poland.
If you're a gay man or straight woman, vote for Greece.
If you're pansexual, vote for Austria.

There you go.


And if you nostalgic for the 1974, vote Sweden.
 
2014-05-10 03:04:06 PM  
EUROFARKERS ASSEMBLE!
 
2014-05-10 03:04:58 PM  

worlddan: ariseatex: If you don't know who to vote for:

If you're a straight man or lesbian, vote for Poland.
If you're a gay man or straight woman, vote for Greece.
If you're pansexual, vote for Austria.

There you go.

And if you nostalgic for the 1974, vote Sweden.


Almost forgot:  If you wanna be an American, vote Malta or Netherlands.
 
2014-05-10 03:06:10 PM  
Here's hoping Emma Marrone (Italy) can do well live ... among the likely contenders, I like Austria.
 
2014-05-10 03:06:26 PM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: EUROFARKERS ASSEMBLE!


Hi. Gonna be an epic thread like every year.
 
2014-05-10 03:07:12 PM  
Just watching to see what happens with Russia. The politics can be interesting, like when Greece and Turkey actually voted for each other.
 
2014-05-10 03:07:15 PM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Gotta be Austria. Too off the wall not to win it. Plus, s/he can actually sing.


Austria, Ukraine and Russia are the true wildcards.  I haven't been a believer in politics determining the winner in the past but this may be different.  Will there be a great East/West divide in the voting?  Can one side be strong enough to push someone over the top?  Or allow someone else to slip through.

Woo hoo!
 
2014-05-10 03:09:08 PM  
Ha! Boos!
 
2014-05-10 03:10:18 PM  

SonsoftheSod: Ha! Boos!


The boos far overshadowed the cheers when they were announced as finalists after the semifinal.
 
2014-05-10 03:10:20 PM  
Am I wrong to think "My name is Lukacs ... I live on the second floor" when I hear Hungary's song?
 
2014-05-10 03:10:43 PM  
I think San Marino should win just for the lulz.
 
2014-05-10 03:11:32 PM  
Wow.  Usually the fans don't start shooting white stuff until the acts start.
 
2014-05-10 03:12:00 PM  
There is so much lulz potential again this year.
 
2014-05-10 03:12:27 PM  
EVERY DAMN YEAR the hosts remind me of the two wild and crazy guys from early SNL.
 
2014-05-10 03:13:56 PM  
So what rerun does "BBC" America have on now? I could see the final hitting 500k viewers live, so I don't know if the EBU is greedy or "BBC" America just dumb.
 
2014-05-10 03:15:02 PM  

stpickrell: So what rerun does "BBC" America have on now? I could see the final hitting 500k viewers live, so I don't know if the EBU is greedy or "BBC" America just dumb.


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First up, the hamster wheel!
 
2014-05-10 03:16:26 PM  
Song: C-
Guy in Hamster Wheel: A
 
2014-05-10 03:16:56 PM  
I'm confused. Do I look at the hamster or her legs?
 
2014-05-10 03:17:29 PM  

The Bestest: Song: C-
Guy in Hamster Wheel: A


A-.  A if he was shirtless.  A+ if we was naked.
 
2014-05-10 03:17:55 PM  
That's not a hamster wheel, that's a wind machine generator.
 
2014-05-10 03:17:57 PM  
I didn't know hamsters were eligible for Eurovision.
 
2014-05-10 03:18:25 PM  
Or the hamster at the top of her legs?
 
2014-05-10 03:18:35 PM  
Hamster Wheel guy wasn't as awesome as the half-naked centurion employed the first time Ukraine used the hamster wheel.
 
2014-05-10 03:19:44 PM  
And this my friends is what Robin Thicke would sound like if he were from Belarus.
 
2014-05-10 03:19:46 PM  

ariseatex:  A+ if we was naked.



We barely know each other.
 
2014-05-10 03:20:37 PM  
I wonder if the Belarus boys are in the same tax evasion scheme as the Take That boys?
 
2014-05-10 03:20:56 PM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: ariseatex:  A+ if we was naked.


We barely know each other.


Dammit, typo.
 
2014-05-10 03:21:19 PM  
Belarus: I could retire off the money those guys spend on hair gel.
 
2014-05-10 03:21:22 PM  
Presumably the only guy from Belarus who's permitted to sing "I don't wanna..."
 
2014-05-10 03:22:54 PM  
It's Azerbuyvotes!
 
2014-05-10 03:23:36 PM  
Can anyone in Germany post the phone number? I'm in Frankfurt but I have to watch online.
 
2014-05-10 03:24:28 PM  
Azerbaijan : our first ballad of the night.  Half the audience is trying to get a peek under the dress of the woman on the trapeze.
 
2014-05-10 03:25:00 PM  
I'm.. kinda failing to understand the symbolism of the trapeze
 
2014-05-10 03:25:13 PM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Azerbaijan : our first ballad of the night.  Half the audience is trying to get a peek under the dress of the woman on the trapeze.


I think you seriously overestimate the number of straight men present there.
 
2014-05-10 03:25:20 PM  
She's trying to find political asylum up that swing.
 
2014-05-10 03:25:40 PM  

melewen: Can anyone in Germany post the phone number? I'm in Frankfurt but I have to watch online.


(01371) 36 36 plus entry number 01 to 26
 
2014-05-10 03:25:49 PM  
Ive been listening to only two songs and I'm already ready to commit suicide.
 
2014-05-10 03:26:31 PM  

The Bestest: I'm.. kinda failing to understand the symbolism of the trapeze


Well they wanted to set it on fire at the end, but EBU complained.  The screams were too loud.
 
2014-05-10 03:27:06 PM  

melewen: Can anyone in Germany post the phone number? I'm in Frankfurt but I have to watch online.


They haven't posted it.
 
2014-05-10 03:27:09 PM  

traylor: Ive been listening to only two songs and I'm already ready to commit suicide.


Just wait 'till you hear Norway.
 
2014-05-10 03:27:16 PM  
..and now Iceland presents us with Ska Skittles
 
2014-05-10 03:27:20 PM  
It's the Teletubbies!
 
2014-05-10 03:27:33 PM  
I don't think I have enough booze for this.

It's Icelandic Teletubbies according to my fiance.
 
2014-05-10 03:29:20 PM  
*high fives SonsoftheSod*
 
2014-05-10 03:29:22 PM  
Iceland: The obligatory social justice song.Qbert game floor and god so much pastel. They need Bjork.
 
2014-05-10 03:30:15 PM  

stanhapsburg: melewen: Can anyone in Germany post the phone number? I'm in Frankfurt but I have to watch online.

(01371) 36 36 plus entry number 01 to 26


Danke!
 
2014-05-10 03:30:23 PM  
I already went potty.
 
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