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(Huffington Post)   Protip: It is perfectly safe to ingest Pop Rocks and Soda, but if you stick any into your vagoo, it's a guaranteed trip to the Emergency Room   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 104
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2014-05-10 11:21:57 AM  
www.animationmagazine.net
 
2014-05-10 11:52:23 AM  
He treated the unnamed woman with her husband and discusses their not-so-sweet sexual experience on "Sex Sent Me To The E.R.," airing Saturday on TLC.

This is the second what-amounts-to-a-commercial for this show I've seen on Fark.
 
2014-05-10 12:04:02 PM  
Is it safe to ingest Mentos and Diet Coke?
 
2014-05-10 12:10:03 PM  
FTFA: One couple found out the hard way when the woman insisted on inserting some of the exploding candy rocks into her sex organs in hopes of increasing the sensation.

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2014-05-10 12:45:43 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Is it safe to ingest Mentos and Diet Coke?


It's as safe as eating a tablespoon of cinnamon powder.
 
2014-05-10 01:51:19 PM  
Stick sugar up inside an area that's already a Yeast Breeding Facility?  Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
 
2014-05-10 02:53:32 PM  
Goddamn people are stupid.

Relatively Obscure: He treated the unnamed woman with her husband and discusses their not-so-sweet sexual experience on "Sex Sent Me To The E.R.," airing Saturday on TLC.

This is the second what-amounts-to-a-commercial for this show I've seen on Fark.


I've seen a few ads come in lately.
 
2014-05-10 03:16:21 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Is it safe to ingest Mentos and Diet Coke?


I hear they make a lovely enema.
 
2014-05-10 04:01:29 PM  
There's a Frank Zappa story here somewhere... Chapter 10, I believe.
 
2014-05-10 04:03:39 PM  
All of that sugar probably allows the cultivation of some nasty flora........
 
2014-05-10 04:14:27 PM  
While we're on the subject of sweet stuff in the hoo-ha, another pro-tip: honey should not be used to enhance the sexual experience.
 
2014-05-10 05:34:23 PM  
I dunno, some creative things can be done with a Tootsie Pop.
 
2014-05-10 05:34:50 PM  

They'lla do the things that they wanna do, they ain't got a thing to prove to you. They'll eat their candy with the pork and beans. Excuse their manners if they make a scene.


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2014-05-10 05:36:23 PM  
I can't fap to this.
 
2014-05-10 05:36:49 PM  
Pop Rocks:  The not-so-freshmaker.
 
2014-05-10 05:37:04 PM  
Bajingo!

I mean, bazinga!
 
2014-05-10 05:37:41 PM  
Look, they even make sex toys and'll have them sent to your home via courier. There's no need to do anything this dumb.

Unless, of course, you're dumb. In which case, I guess that's why we have emergency rooms.
 
2014-05-10 05:37:59 PM  
"Pop rocks in the shame cave" sounds just like some of the bad advice some people on this very site would give to someone trying add more zip into their love making.
 
2014-05-10 05:39:33 PM  
I personally like to fill my girlfriend's vaginal cavity with Fun Dip, and mix it up with the sugar stick. We call it Wonking, and it's as delicious AND fun as it sounds.
 
2014-05-10 05:40:51 PM  
But is a BJ Blast still ok?
 
2014-05-10 05:41:50 PM  
Vagina is chemically reactive region, similar to stomach
 
2014-05-10 05:43:35 PM  

Chariset: Stick sugar up inside an area that's already a Yeast Breeding Facility?  Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.


Lmfao!!!
 
2014-05-10 05:44:17 PM  

skinink: They'lla do the things that they wanna do, they ain't got a thing to prove to you. They'll eat their candy with the pork and beans. Excuse their manners if they make a scene.


Awesome video. Rekindled my like for Wheezer.
 
2014-05-10 05:44:42 PM  
One couple found out the hard way when the woman insisted on inserting some of the exploding candy rocks into her sex organs in hopes of increasing the sensation


Organs? Plural? How many vaginas does she have?
 
2014-05-10 05:44:56 PM  
Er..Weezer. Goddamn autocorrect.
 
2014-05-10 05:47:18 PM  
Sexual adventurers ... so what's the routine here?  Does he toss a few in post cunnilingus but pre-bone job?  Or does he bone her vigorously, pull it out and toss a few in and resume boning?  Many of us want to know just how this is done so that our sexual partners can achieve maximum itching and burning in the hoo-hah.  On a side note, that Bad Sex slideshow loses a little in the way of enjoyment when there are no captions.
 
2014-05-10 05:47:58 PM  

Solty Dog: "Pop rocks in the shame cave" sounds just like some of the bad advice some people on this very site would give to someone trying add more zip into their love making.


And there's my new band name, lol.
 
2014-05-10 05:50:06 PM  
Is it wrong that I'm still a little curious?
 
2014-05-10 05:50:09 PM  

Chariset: Stick sugar up inside an area that's already a Yeast Breeding Facility?  Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.


Realistically, I have eaten a woman out while I had a mouth full of pop rocks without any yeast issues, but I put the pop rocks in my mouth, not in her vag.  She also cleaned herself after.

Pop rocks in the tuna pocket is just a silly idea.  Bees in your vagina would be less destructive.
 
2014-05-10 05:51:57 PM  
Congratulations maam you're going to have a Sour Patch Kid.
 
2014-05-10 05:52:25 PM  

Relatively Obscure: He treated the unnamed woman with her husband and discusses their not-so-sweet sexual experience on "Sex Sent Me To The E.R.," airing Saturday on TLC.

This is the second what-amounts-to-a-commercial for this show I've seen on Fark.


In fairness, the subject matter does tend to lend itself to Fark-worthy headlines. Not surprising you'd see some overlap, even without ads.
 
2014-05-10 05:52:52 PM  
A generation ago I would have said this is fake and no one is that stupid...I think we've ignored Darwin for way too long now.
 
2014-05-10 05:54:08 PM  

Chariset: Stick sugar up inside an area that's already a Yeast Breeding Facility?  Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.


don't give Drew any home brew ideas
 
2014-05-10 05:54:59 PM  
There once was a girl full of affection.
Who decided to fark with a confection.
Poured it into her snizz.
Pain came with the fizz.
And the result is another class action.
 
2014-05-10 05:55:23 PM  
Spice up your love life with Everlasting Gobstopper Ben Wa Balls.
 
2014-05-10 05:55:30 PM  
Or to put it another way: "Practicing license without medicine."
 
2014-05-10 05:57:21 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: I dunno, some creative things can be done with a Tootsie Pop.


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Bomb pop
 
2014-05-10 05:57:35 PM  
Hard hitting journalism from huffpo. Recaps of trashy tv shows.
 
2014-05-10 05:59:04 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Is it safe to ingest Mentos and Diet Coke?


Only if you swallow them whole. You need to chug the coke immediately too...
 
2014-05-10 05:59:38 PM  

Solty Dog: "Pop rocks in the shame cave" sounds just like some of the bad advice some people on this very site would give to someone trying add more zip into their love making.


I'm going to use that for the title of my next Hole cover album.
 
2014-05-10 06:00:07 PM  

Solty Dog: "Pop rocks in the shame cave" sounds just like some of the bad advice some people on this very site would give to someone trying add more zip into their love making.


"Pop rocks in the shame cave" just happens to be the name of my new band...
 
2014-05-10 06:00:17 PM  
My room mate and her boyfriend once decided Vick's Vapo Rub would enhance their experience.  Judging from the screams and howls coming from the next room, it did not.
 
2014-05-10 06:00:43 PM  

ArmednHammered: Solty Dog: "Pop rocks in the shame cave" sounds just like some of the bad advice some people on this very site would give to someone trying add more zip into their love making.

And there's my new band name, lol.


Dammit. Beat me to it.
 
2014-05-10 06:04:12 PM  

peacheslatour: My room mate and her boyfriend once decided Vick's Vapo Rub would enhance their experience.  Judging from the screams and howls coming from the next room, it did not.


depends on your definition of "enhance"
 
2014-05-10 06:05:01 PM  
My CSB:

My mothers favorite 'work' story is the time she worked as a cashier at a drug store.  Some little kid was farting around with a bag of pop rocks and broke open the bag spilling them on the floor, he either got scared or was yelled at to the point of pissing himself and all over the poprocks.  Apparently she was the one who had to call for cleanup over the intercom, but couldn't compose herself enough to make the call.  So she went to break.
 
2014-05-10 06:06:45 PM  
Umm... Pop Rocks can enhance your G/F's experience when you're eating her and even save your tongue some work, just saying.

Try the peppermint ones they sell around Xmas.
 
2014-05-10 06:08:28 PM  
Oh, Vagoo! You've done it this time!
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2014-05-10 06:09:24 PM  

Warmnight: Vagina is chemically reactive region, similar to stomach


The more you know.

megarian: Is it wrong that I'm still a little curious?


Me too. Let's try this experiment!
 
2014-05-10 06:09:42 PM  
Let me guess. This is an Investigation Discovery show?
 
2014-05-10 06:11:04 PM  
Had a similar incident in college.

Sorry Tiffany! I seriously thought this would be a good idea!

/no ER though
//true story
///I'm kinda dumb
 
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