I almost went with that headline last night when I submitted this story but thought it might be too clichéd. Went with this instead.
Apos: Talk about a serious risk miscalculation. She would have been better off with a shattered windshield and tasty roadkill in lieu of the shattered windshield, wrecked home and possible lawsuit.
good_2_go: Apos: Talk about a serious risk miscalculation. She would have been better off with a shattered windshield and tasty roadkill in lieu of the shattered windshield, wrecked home and possible lawsuit.Google Image Search for "moose collision"/I'll take my chances with the house
All Latest: Aroostook. Makaila Bourgoine. New Sweden.WTF?Surely these can't be real names?Even in America?
rnatalie: The Farker responsible for submitting this headline has been sacked.
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