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(Guardian)   Clothing-optional book clubs catching on, where topless members read books "from hardboiled crime yarns to ancient-astronaut tracts to the indescribably glorious ABRAHAM LINCOLN, PRESIDENTIAL FARK MACHINE"   (theguardian.com) divider line 35
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2014-05-10 03:36:39 PM  
Id love to "listen" to a topless broad with big jugs "read" just about anything.
 
2014-05-10 03:37:02 PM  
I remember this thread from a year ago.  AWs, the lot of them.
 
2014-05-10 03:38:11 PM  
Speaking of Lincoln f*cking......

I give to you, The Lincoln Money Shot Channel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrnbFd9gsLk
 
2014-05-10 03:38:21 PM  

FrancoFile: I remember this thread from a year ago.  AWs, the lot of them.


You complaining? Doesnt your phone have at least a 10mp camera? Lol
 
2014-05-10 03:38:48 PM  
In other words "Suicide Girls find a book, do what they always do."

/too much graffiti on them busts
 
2014-05-10 03:39:55 PM  
Topless members.
 
2014-05-10 03:39:56 PM  
No nudist has ever pleased anyone but themselves with the sight of their naked body.
 
2014-05-10 03:41:37 PM  
Not topless, but it'll do (nsfw)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o
 
2014-05-10 03:44:09 PM  
Guessing this isn't a year-round club.
 
2014-05-10 03:44:24 PM  
And you thought Honest Abe only wore that tall silk hat on his head...
 
2014-05-10 03:46:07 PM  

LazyMedia: No nudist has ever pleased anyone but themselves with the sight of their naked body.


I'd bet that's entirely true.
 
2014-05-10 03:51:35 PM  
IT'S A TRAP
 
2014-05-10 03:52:17 PM  

Sting: Not topless, but it'll do (nsfw)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o


Or go to the source and not have to sign into YouTube.

http://hystericalliterature.com/stoya/

I'll take this over nekkid book clubs.
 
2014-05-10 03:53:44 PM  
I read that as "Abraham Lincoln's Presidential fark Machine". I've heard of steampunk, but damn, that's hardcore.
 
2014-05-10 03:58:53 PM  

BumpInTheNight: In other words "Suicide Girls find a book, do what they always do."

/too much graffiti on them busts


3/4 of the have no tats at all, old fart. More for me to appreciate.
 
2014-05-10 04:01:31 PM  
i595.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-10 04:07:50 PM  
I like my eggs over easy
 
2014-05-10 04:26:50 PM  

Sting: Not topless, but it'll do (nsfw)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o


100 Watt Walrus: Or go to the source and not have to sign into YouTube.

http://hystericalliterature.com/stoya/

I'll take this over nekkid book clubs.


Came for-
(wait)
I came for th-
(that's not right)
I arrived here looking for these vids, and if necessary would've posted them myself. You know what I'm trying to say.

/also, "necrophilia variations"?
//really?
 
2014-05-10 04:39:23 PM  

Sting: Not topless, but it'll do (nsfw)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o


combine that with topless and you have a total artform
 
2014-05-10 04:42:59 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: Sting: Not topless, but it'll do (nsfw)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o

Or go to the source and not have to sign into YouTube.

http://hystericalliterature.com/stoya/

I'll take this over nekkid book clubs.


That'll do, pig. That'll do.
 
2014-05-10 05:07:49 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: /also, "necrophilia variations"?
//really?


Yeah, I thought that too. But if it works for her that well, so be it.
 
2014-05-10 05:07:58 PM  
Sounds not bookmark worthy then? Can't say I'm surprised
 
2014-05-10 05:49:34 PM  

santadog: Topless members.


Cut?
 
2014-05-10 07:10:15 PM  

noitsnot: LazyMedia: No nudist has ever pleased anyone but themselves with the sight of their naked body.

I'd bet that's entirely true.


Having looked at the photos on their [NSFW] blog, I take it all back. Those are some attractive young ladies. I think the one with all the tats is the cutest, too. I was expecting something more like Germans at a nude beach.
 
2014-05-10 07:49:03 PM  

LazyMedia: noitsnot: LazyMedia: No nudist has ever pleased anyone but themselves with the sight of their naked body.

I'd bet that's entirely true.

Having looked at the photos on their [NSFW] blog, I take it all back. Those are some attractive young ladies. I think the one with all the tats is the cutest, too. I was expecting something more like Germans at a nude beach.


It's nice that their club has a No Fat Chicks rule.
 
2014-05-10 08:22:10 PM  
I thought ABRAHAM LINCOLN, PRESIDENTIAL FARK MACHINE was one of those ads where Drew is trying to get $5 out of me.
 
2014-05-10 08:46:15 PM  
Would I get to use my penis as a bookmark if i joined?
 
2014-05-10 09:45:10 PM  
There's still not a Topless Book Club in PHX... wazzup wit dat?!
 
Skr
2014-05-10 10:27:20 PM  

LazyMedia: noitsnot: LazyMedia: No nudist has ever pleased anyone but themselves with the sight of their naked body.

I'd bet that's entirely true.

Having looked at the photos on their [NSFW] blog, I take it all back. Those are some attractive young ladies. I think the one with all the tats is the cutest, too. I was expecting something more like Germans at a nude beach.


What the heck is on the legs of that cute Tat'ed lady? It looks like she had boxes surgically implanted under her skin. I though leggings at first, but she appears to be fully nude.
 
2014-05-10 10:41:58 PM  

Skr: LazyMedia: noitsnot: LazyMedia: No nudist has ever pleased anyone but themselves with the sight of their naked body.

I'd bet that's entirely true.

Having looked at the photos on their [NSFW] blog, I take it all back. Those are some attractive young ladies. I think the one with all the tats is the cutest, too. I was expecting something more like Germans at a nude beach.

What the heck is on the legs of that cute Tat'ed lady? It looks like she had boxes surgically implanted under her skin. I though leggings at first, but she appears to be fully nude.


http://www.londonfetishscene.com/wipi/ index.php/Branding

Branding is usually done with a hot metal object to scar the body. It is sometimes seen as an ultimate act of submission and commitment, to slavery if not to the relationship. A brand will be with the slave for many years, and is likely to show a mark for the rest of the person's lifetime. Brands are normally placed high on the outer thigh, on the belly just above the crotch or on the breast.
 
Skr
2014-05-10 10:45:56 PM  

bedonkadonk: Skr: LazyMedia: noitsnot: LazyMedia: No nudist has ever pleased anyone but themselves with the sight of their naked body.

I'd bet that's entirely true.

Having looked at the photos on their [NSFW] blog, I take it all back. Those are some attractive young ladies. I think the one with all the tats is the cutest, too. I was expecting something more like Germans at a nude beach.

What the heck is on the legs of that cute Tat'ed lady? It looks like she had boxes surgically implanted under her skin. I though leggings at first, but she appears to be fully nude.

http://www.londonfetishscene.com/wipi/ index.php/Branding

Branding is usually done with a hot metal object to scar the body. It is sometimes seen as an ultimate act of submission and commitment, to slavery if not to the relationship. A brand will be with the slave for many years, and is likely to show a mark for the rest of the person's lifetime. Brands are normally placed high on the outer thigh, on the belly just above the crotch or on the breast.


Was really hoping it wasn't branding. Seen a smaller one get super infected. The gal had gotten an infected corset piercing too -_-
 
2014-05-10 10:58:45 PM  

Skr: bedonkadonk: Skr: LazyMedia: noitsnot: LazyMedia: No nudist has ever pleased anyone but themselves with the sight of their naked body.

I'd bet that's entirely true.

Having looked at the photos on their [NSFW] blog, I take it all back. Those are some attractive young ladies. I think the one with all the tats is the cutest, too. I was expecting something more like Germans at a nude beach.

What the heck is on the legs of that cute Tat'ed lady? It looks like she had boxes surgically implanted under her skin. I though leggings at first, but she appears to be fully nude.

http://www.londonfetishscene.com/wipi/ index.php/Branding

Branding is usually done with a hot metal object to scar the body. It is sometimes seen as an ultimate act of submission and commitment, to slavery if not to the relationship. A brand will be with the slave for many years, and is likely to show a mark for the rest of the person's lifetime. Brands are normally placed high on the outer thigh, on the belly just above the crotch or on the breast.

Was really hoping it wasn't branding. Seen a smaller one get super infected. The gal had gotten an infected corset piercing too -_-


I'm just guessing it's branding. Sorry to hear about the troubles that gal had to go through.
 
2014-05-10 11:16:37 PM  

LazyMedia: No nudist has ever pleased anyone but themselves with the sight of their naked body.


This is the most profound thing ever said.

I'm dead serious.
 
2014-05-11 04:16:45 AM  

LazyMedia: noitsnot: LazyMedia: No nudist has ever pleased anyone but themselves with the sight of their naked body.

I'd bet that's entirely true.

Having looked at the photos on their [NSFW] blog, I take it all back. Those are some attractive young ladies. I think the one with all the tats is the cutest, too. I was expecting something more like Germans at a nude beach.


Shouldn't be judging books by their covers, eh?
 
2014-05-11 11:39:12 AM  

LazyMedia: noitsnot: LazyMedia: No nudist has ever pleased anyone but themselves with the sight of their naked body.

I'd bet that's entirely true.

Having looked at the photos on their [NSFW] blog, I take it all back. Those are some attractive young ladies. I think the one with all the tats is the cutest, too. I was expecting something more like Germans at a nude beach.


Yeah, I appreciated that the Guardian took the time to link to their blog. Who knew that reading could make you look so good.
 
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