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(CBC)   Last night the Rags scored more goals than they have all series. If today's teams do that it will look more like a football score than hockey. Game 5 of the 2-2 BOS@MTL series kicks off at 7pm ET & Game 4 of the 1-2 ANA@LAK series at 9:30   (cbc.ca ) divider line
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2014-05-10 08:33:44 PM  
Bench this freaking turd.
 
2014-05-10 08:33:49 PM  
Is "Dougie" his real name?  He's an adult for the love of common sense.
 
2014-05-10 08:34:30 PM  
Goon Juice!!!
 
2014-05-10 08:34:43 PM  
At some point, Claude is going to have to healthy-scratch Marchand to send a message.  He's out of control.
 
2014-05-10 08:35:02 PM  
Habs needed to bury that one.  They should have.
 
2014-05-10 08:35:18 PM  

WhiskeySticks: ytterbium: WhiskeySticks: Bollig gets suspended 2 games, Cooke should also be suspended for being Matt Cooke.

It was a nasty hit, I can't manufacture much outrage. It does mean we don't have any real enforcers with Shaw gone too.

WTF Price....so who is Montreal's backup?

Bicks has gotta step up, Oduya has to get mean.

Stoner has been very uncool all series long.


To play in the West and in the Central in particular, Bowman and Q need to just accept that they have to get more physical and not in a Seabrook on Backes way.

Harder hits, more forechecking, etc.
 
2014-05-10 08:35:21 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: /one more, and he becomes Tonya Harding


He's gonna to release a sex tape with his husband?
NTTAWWT
 
2014-05-10 08:35:44 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Subban devolved from Orr to Sean Avery in two games.

/one more, and he becomes Tonya Harding


Colton Orr maybe. Definitely not Bobby.
 
2014-05-10 08:36:05 PM  

caira: Holy crap, DD knocked a guy over.  I thought that violated the laws of physics.


Not really, she's nicknamed DD for a reason and there was probably alcohol involved.  Or are we not talking about The Cat's Meow?
 
2014-05-10 08:37:05 PM  
well there's one
 
2014-05-10 08:37:07 PM  
Habs PP goal, 3-1 Bruins
 
2014-05-10 08:37:36 PM  

That guy on the bike: hey it looks like Rask is going to get a shutout

/is that how it works


yes.
 
2014-05-10 08:37:51 PM  
And it's the dreaded 3-1 lead!

(Actually with the way the B's have been playi-)

IT'S THE DREADED 3-1 LEAD!
 
2014-05-10 08:37:59 PM  
Not enough contact to be interference.
 
2014-05-10 08:38:07 PM  
Ugh.
 
2014-05-10 08:38:10 PM  
Not the dreaded 3-1 lead....
 
2014-05-10 08:38:26 PM  
The dreaded two goal lead...
 
2014-05-10 08:38:34 PM  
The slow climb begins.
 
2014-05-10 08:38:48 PM  

caira: And it's the dreaded 3-1 lead!

(Actually with the way the B's have been playi-)

IT'S THE DREADED 3-1 LEAD!


ytterbium: Not the dreaded 3-1 lead....


^^^^^^^THIS
 
2014-05-10 08:40:52 PM  

RumsfeldsReplacement: At some point, Claude is going to have to healthy-scratch Marchand to send a message.  He's out of control.


With all the stick holding there has been in this series, he just a crap luck for getting caught.
 
2014-05-10 08:41:24 PM  
Wait! Where's your beloved hockey troll?
 
2014-05-10 08:42:57 PM  

Canadian Lurker: Wait! Where's your beloved hockey troll?


Did you not just see Gallagher score?
 
2014-05-10 08:43:15 PM  

Canadian Lurker: Wait! Where's your beloved hockey troll?


He posted that he is no longer posting on fark and then he posted the next morning in a leafs thread. He's a sad sad hypocrite.
 
2014-05-10 08:43:17 PM  

Canadian Lurker: Wait! Where's your beloved hockey troll?


mikaloyd?
 
2014-05-10 08:43:47 PM  

soopey: RumsfeldsReplacement: At some point, Claude is going to have to healthy-scratch Marchand to send a message.  He's out of control.

With all the stick holding there has been in this series, he just a crap luck for getting caught.


But he's Marchand.  He's ALWAYS going to get caught.  It comes with the territory of being who he is.  He has to know that.  He needs to calm the fark down and I don't think he will until he actually gets benched for a game.
 
2014-05-10 08:44:21 PM  
Dear TD Bank North Garden organist,

You've been awesome for the most part, but that last song selection was atrocious.

1)  "Dark Horse" is a terrible song.
2)  The Bruins are the exact opposite of a dark horse
 
2014-05-10 08:44:28 PM  
Now that my old lady left the house I can take a break from drinking and make my ice cream.

I need it.
 
2014-05-10 08:44:42 PM  

2wolves: Is "Dougie" his real name?  He's an adult for the love of common sense.


Not sure, but he has a very punchable face.
 
2014-05-10 08:44:57 PM  
Damn! Good pressure B's!
 
2014-05-10 08:45:27 PM  

Polish Hussar: Dear TD Bank North Garden organist,

You've been awesome for the most part, but that last song selection was atrocious.

1)  "Dark Horse" is a terrible song.
2)  The Bruins are the exact opposite of a dark horse


Someone want to clone John Kiley from his remains?
 
2014-05-10 08:45:50 PM  

fatalvenom: Now that my old lady left the house I can take a break from drinking and make my ice cream.

I need it.


Is it made with Guinness?
 
2014-05-10 08:46:05 PM  

RumsfeldsReplacement: soopey: RumsfeldsReplacement: At some point, Claude is going to have to healthy-scratch Marchand to send a message.  He's out of control.

With all the stick holding there has been in this series, he just a crap luck for getting caught.

But he's Marchand.  He's ALWAYS going to get caught.  It comes with the territory of being who he is.  He has to know that.  He needs to calm the fark down and I don't think he will until he actually gets benched for a game.


He only has 6 penalties in 9 games this post season.
 
2014-05-10 08:46:12 PM  

soopey: Canadian Lurker: Wait! Where's your beloved hockey troll?

He posted that he is no longer posting on fark and then he posted the next morning in a leafs thread. He's a sad sad hypocrite.


I got him highlighted in red because he's a little over the top... even for me.
 
2014-05-10 08:46:33 PM  

RumsfeldsReplacement: soopey: RumsfeldsReplacement: At some point, Claude is going to have to healthy-scratch Marchand to send a message.  He's out of control.

With all the stick holding there has been in this series, he just a crap luck for getting caught.

But he's Marchand.  He's ALWAYS going to get caught.  It comes with the territory of being who he is.  He has to know that.  He needs to calm the fark down and I don't think he will until he actually gets benched for a game.


Plus his honker sticks out like a dorsal fin. Just gonna attract the eye.
 
2014-05-10 08:47:01 PM  

Polish Hussar: Dear TD Bank North Garden organist,

You've been awesome for the most part, but that last song selection was atrocious.

1)  "Dark Horse" is a terrible song.
2)  The Bruins are the exact opposite of a dark horse



Musical Autopsy: Katy Perry ft. Juicy J - Dark Horse
 
2014-05-10 08:47:48 PM  

Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Now that my old lady left the house I can take a break from drinking and make my ice cream.

I need it.

Is it made with Guinness?


Surprisingly no.

But there isn't one part of it that doesn't include peanuts or peanut butter.

I'll post a pic once I'm done making it.
 
2014-05-10 08:48:19 PM  

Canadian Lurker: soopey: Canadian Lurker: Wait! Where's your beloved hockey troll?

He posted that he is no longer posting on fark and then he posted the next morning in a leafs thread. He's a sad sad hypocrite.

I got him highlighted in red because he's a little over the top... even for me.


I just have him blocked.  It's way easier that way.
 
2014-05-10 08:48:40 PM  

Aezetyr: Polish Hussar: Dear TD Bank North Garden organist,

You've been awesome for the most part, but that last song selection was atrocious.

1)  "Dark Horse" is a terrible song.
2)  The Bruins are the exact opposite of a dark horse


Musical Autopsy: Katy Perry ft. Juicy J - Dark Horse


oh - really NSFW language
 
2014-05-10 08:48:51 PM  

fatalvenom: Now that my old lady left the house I can take a break from drinking and make my ice cream.

I need it.


Damn man....You need to negotiate some sort of détente for te playoffs.
 
2014-05-10 08:49:55 PM  

Aezetyr: Polish Hussar: Dear TD Bank North Garden organist,

You've been awesome for the most part, but that last song selection was atrocious.

1)  "Dark Horse" is a terrible song.
2)  The Bruins are the exact opposite of a dark horse


Musical Autopsy: Katy Perry ft. Juicy J - Dark Horse


Nice.  I think you'd like Todd in the Shadows' review as well.
 
2014-05-10 08:52:20 PM  
i36.photobucket.com

Issue number one: Jack Daniels. Nectar of the gods or just decent cheap booze?
Personally, I only drink it 'cuz I get it for free.
Whaddya say, Dean?
 
2014-05-10 08:52:34 PM  

fatalvenom: Now that my old lady left the house I can take a break from drinking and make my ice cream.

I need it.


Was it in a huff? I picture a big swirly dark purple huff.

/sorry man
 
2014-05-10 08:53:28 PM  
LOL Keith Jones
 
2014-05-10 08:54:40 PM  

fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Now that my old lady left the house I can take a break from drinking and make my ice cream.

I need it.

Is it made with Guinness?

Surprisingly no.

But there isn't one part of it that doesn't include peanuts or peanut butter.

I'll post a pic once I'm done making it.


If you're ever in Detroit, you might want to check out Roast's dessert menu
 
2014-05-10 08:55:53 PM  

Aezetyr: Aezetyr: Polish Hussar: Dear TD Bank North Garden organist,

You've been awesome for the most part, but that last song selection was atrocious.

1)  "Dark Horse" is a terrible song.
2)  The Bruins are the exact opposite of a dark horse


Musical Autopsy: Katy Perry ft. Juicy J - Dark Horse

oh - really NSFW language


Not to worry, I safely ensconced at home with hockey, beer, and a buffalo chicken calzone.  Also, I forgot to list my link NSFW for language as well.
 
2014-05-10 08:56:29 PM  

ytterbium: fatalvenom: Now that my old lady left the house I can take a break from drinking and make my ice cream.

I need it.

Was it in a huff? I picture a big swirly dark purple huff.

/sorry man


It was quite quick. Only a minute and a huff.

/Groucho
 
2014-05-10 08:58:40 PM  

Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Now that my old lady left the house I can take a break from drinking and make my ice cream.

I need it.

Is it made with Guinness?

Surprisingly no.

But there isn't one part of it that doesn't include peanuts or peanut butter.

I'll post a pic once I'm done making it.

If you're ever in Detroit, you might want to check out Roast's dessert menu


I just posted Diabeetus...

i1045.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-10 08:59:14 PM  
Fark it, I'm gonna play poker.  See you hockey farkers later (Maybe read the thread on breaks).
 
2014-05-10 08:59:19 PM  

fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Now that my old lady left the house I can take a break from drinking and make my ice cream.

I need it.

Is it made with Guinness?

Surprisingly no.

But there isn't one part of it that doesn't include peanuts or peanut butter.

I'll post a pic once I'm done making it.

If you're ever in Detroit, you might want to check out Roast's dessert menu

I just posted Diabeetus...

[i1045.photobucket.com image 300x400]


Pardon me, I need to run down to the pharmacy for a gallon of insulin.
 
2014-05-10 09:00:17 PM  

Aezetyr: Polish Hussar: Dear TD Bank North Garden organist,

You've been awesome for the most part, but that last song selection was atrocious.

1)  "Dark Horse" is a terrible song.
2)  The Bruins are the exact opposite of a dark horse


Musical Autopsy: Katy Perry ft. Juicy J - Dark Horse


Yep. Pringles. I'd eat it.
 
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