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(CBC)   Last night the Rags scored more goals than they have all series. If today's teams do that it will look more like a football score than hockey. Game 5 of the 2-2 BOS@MTL series kicks off at 7pm ET & Game 4 of the 1-2 ANA@LAK series at 9:30   (cbc.ca) divider line 521
    More: Cool, MTL, Martin St. Louis, New York Rangers, Marc-Andre Fleury, Dan Bylsma, Henrik Lundqvist, Alain Vigneault, Brooks Orpik  
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2014-05-10 07:46:51 PM  
I can't say I've ever seen a player get his stick stuck in the zambonie doors before.
 
2014-05-10 07:46:51 PM  

FiendishFellow05: How the fark do you call delay of game ON THE GOALIE when the puck DEFLECTED OFF OF HIM?

Ugh.


He batted it with his stick. It's a tough call, but he hit it out.
 
2014-05-10 07:47:36 PM  
goddam Rask, what a save
 
2014-05-10 07:47:39 PM  
Old Time Hockey!
 
2014-05-10 07:47:48 PM  
When I hear boos, I know the Canadiens are doing something right.
 
2014-05-10 07:48:18 PM  
That's Interference.
 
2014-05-10 07:48:31 PM  
So my feed cuts straight from open ice to an agglomeration of roughing on top of Rask.  Maybe I should consider coughing up for the official one.
 
2014-05-10 07:48:44 PM  
Subban farking turtles every time he knows a hit is coming.

/cheap high hit by Plekanec
 
2014-05-10 07:48:47 PM  
Tukka got wicked lucky there
Bruins PP =)
 
2014-05-10 07:49:02 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: little big man: Just tuned in - what was the delay of game penalty for?

Puck over glass


Thanks; I thought I saw something about DOG on the goalie and thought WTF?
 
2014-05-10 07:49:38 PM  

soopey: Subban farking turtles every time he knows a hit is coming.

/cheap high hit by Plekanec


BlutoYellingTurtle.jpg
 
2014-05-10 07:49:45 PM  
Oh good, a Boston PP.  Because I'd hate to give them another fscking short-handed opportunity.

Period over; B's fans still butthurt.
 
2014-05-10 07:50:02 PM  
Period over.  I made a 7-11 stop when I was walking up, so I'm gonna make a Goonjuice.
 
2014-05-10 07:50:09 PM  
Penalties. Penalties everywhere.
 
2014-05-10 07:50:34 PM  

soopey: Subban farking turtles every time he knows a hit is coming.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-10 07:51:29 PM  

lokis_mentor: That's Interference.


Apparently cross-checking the goalie in the face is FROWNED UPON in this establishment!
 
2014-05-10 07:51:36 PM  

soopey: ytterbium: buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.

C'mon over.  We can watch hockey, drink goonjuice, and even play poker if you want.

Only problem with that is that I don't drive and the farking buses basically stop running at like 9:00.

Speaking of transportation, hockey-loving fark get togethers, drinking and gambling: I believe Chicago will be the location for the next World Fark Party in October. If so, I'll organize an outing to see the Wolves, which way cheaper than the Blackhawks. Plus my company sponsored them for awhile. There's a casino down the road now too.

I organize events for my job, it's how I think.

I might have to go.


Woooooooooo!
I'll get a party bus and shiat. Or we can pile in my hockey mom minivan, I'm a guaranteed DD.

Speaking of naming things, I'm going to do a weekly hockey talk show on our very local community radio station. What should I call it? Should I have a pseudonym?
 
2014-05-10 07:54:52 PM  

ytterbium: I'm a guaranteed DD.


Pics, or it didn't happen.
 
2014-05-10 07:55:23 PM  

Canadian Lurker: When I hear boos, I know the Canadiens are doing something right.


Or you're hearing "TUUUUUUUUU" when the Bruins goalie makes a save."
 
2014-05-10 07:55:43 PM  

ytterbium: soopey: ytterbium: buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.

C'mon over.  We can watch hockey, drink goonjuice, and even play poker if you want.

Only problem with that is that I don't drive and the farking buses basically stop running at like 9:00.

Speaking of transportation, hockey-loving fark get togethers, drinking and gambling: I believe Chicago will be the location for the next World Fark Party in October. If so, I'll organize an outing to see the Wolves, which way cheaper than the Blackhawks. Plus my company sponsored them for awhile. There's a casino down the road now too.

I organize events for my job, it's how I think.

I might have to go.

Woooooooooo!
I'll get a party bus and shiat. Or we can pile in my hockey mom minivan, I'm a guaranteed DD.

Speaking of naming things, I'm going to do a weekly hockey talk show on our very local community radio station. What should I call it? Should I have a pseudonym?


1. Hockey mom van ftw!

2. Uh... "We love Hot hockey goalies."
 
2014-05-10 07:56:08 PM  

buckeyebrain: ytterbium: I'm a guaranteed DD.

Pics, or it didn't happen.


Yeah, I wanna see how much she dwarfs David Desharnais, that dude is tiny.
 
2014-05-10 07:56:56 PM  

ytterbium: buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.

C'mon over.  We can watch hockey, drink goonjuice, and even play poker if you want.

Only problem with that is that I don't drive and the farking buses basically stop running at like 9:00.

Speaking of transportation, hockey-loving fark get togethers, drinking and gambling: I believe Chicago will be the location for the next World Fark Party in October. If so, I'll organize an outing to see the Wolves, which way cheaper than the Blackhawks. Plus my company sponsored them for awhile. There's a casino down the road now too.

I organize events for my job, it's how I think.


I like how you think...I may just have to make the drive from Wisco for that.
 
2014-05-10 07:58:26 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: OtherLittleGuy: Primitive Screwhead:

There's an interesting story what happened to her.

/wife of a philanthropist

Did she cross the streams?

Roll Call:

[i62.tinypic.com image 542x390]


How is that Gansett' Bock?  I've been tempted.
 
2014-05-10 08:00:40 PM  

Polish Hussar: lokis_mentor: That's Interference.

Apparently cross-checking the goalie in the face is FROWNED UPON in this establishment!


If you're going to do it, at least break the damn stick.
 
2014-05-10 08:01:25 PM  
I'm out for the evening but I am unpleased with thos result
 
2014-05-10 08:03:09 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: OtherLittleGuy: Primitive Screwhead:

There's an interesting story what happened to her.

/wife of a philanthropist

Did she cross the streams?

Roll Call:

[i62.tinypic.com image 542x390]


craftcans.com
 
2014-05-10 08:04:20 PM  
Crowd is rocking, but my Pierre Blows Penguins chant didn't take.
 
2014-05-10 08:04:54 PM  

buckeyebrain: ytterbium: I'm a guaranteed DD.

Pics, or it didn't happen.


*looks down*

That would require a skilled surgeon and my house down payment money. I'm content with the girls as is anyway.

/offer goes in Monday, hockey sticks crossed they take it
 
2014-05-10 08:07:14 PM  
Bollig gets suspended 2 games, Cooke should also be suspended for being Matt Cooke.
 
2014-05-10 08:07:41 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Roll Call:


Too lazy to post beer pics tonight. I'm currently getting wrecked on "Edmund Fitzgerald" by Great Lakes, though.
 
2014-05-10 08:08:15 PM  
Made it. Great to see the Bruins are up. Let the intensity rip.
 
2014-05-10 08:08:37 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Bollig gets suspended 2 games, Cooke should also be suspended for being Matt Cooke.


Cooke should have been banned after he ended Marc Savard's career. He's almost as big of a douchecanoe as Manziel
 
2014-05-10 08:08:41 PM  
Yay!
 
2014-05-10 08:08:52 PM  

tonguedepressor: How is that Gansett' Bock?  I've been tempted.


It's a solid beer for the price

i36.photobucket.comi36.photobucket.com

 
2014-05-10 08:09:01 PM  
Ostie.de.merde
 
2014-05-10 08:09:04 PM  

soopey: ytterbium: soopey: ytterbium: buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.

C'mon over.  We can watch hockey, drink goonjuice, and even play poker if you want.

Only problem with that is that I don't drive and the farking buses basically stop running at like 9:00.

Speaking of transportation, hockey-loving fark get togethers, drinking and gambling: I believe Chicago will be the location for the next World Fark Party in October. If so, I'll organize an outing to see the Wolves, which way cheaper than the Blackhawks. Plus my company sponsored them for awhile. There's a casino down the road now too.

I organize events for my job, it's how I think.

I might have to go.

Woooooooooo!
I'll get a party bus and shiat. Or we can pile in my hockey mom minivan, I'm a guaranteed DD.

Speaking of naming things, I'm going to do a weekly hockey talk show on our very local community radio station. What should I call it? Should I have a pseudonym?

1. Hockey mom van ftw!

2. Uh... "We love Hot hockey goalies."


I don't limit myself to goalies, that's Silvara's thing :D

I'll be covering the local scene, some NHL with a focus on the Central Division. Maybe a smidgen of DRW to appease their fans around here. I'll be a totally subjective crank, like a female Espo.

Wooooo! There goes my 1-0 prediction.
 
2014-05-10 08:09:21 PM  
ok time for the curse of the 2 goal lead
 
2014-05-10 08:09:53 PM  
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2014-05-10 08:10:03 PM  
If they don't count this, there will be a riot.
 
2014-05-10 08:10:29 PM  
There we go. That'll get Montreal running around making stupid mistakes.

Like that turnover.
 
2014-05-10 08:10:45 PM  
Riley Smith! Whoooo!
 
2014-05-10 08:11:18 PM  
Woops, post didn't go through
img.fark.netimg.fark.net
 
2014-05-10 08:11:36 PM  
And that penalty.
 
2014-05-10 08:11:37 PM  
I'm liking the Seguin trade more and more.  Not to mention that Joe Morrow is still on the way.
 
2014-05-10 08:12:00 PM  
OUch! I don't think that was intentional, but I'll take another PP
 
2014-05-10 08:12:16 PM  
Igoinla!
 
2014-05-10 08:12:16 PM  

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2014-05-10 08:12:20 PM  
Crap, 3-0?  My decision might get made for me at this rate.
 
2014-05-10 08:12:20 PM  
finally-- an easy game to watch!
 
2014-05-10 08:12:27 PM  
DAMN! that was a killer goal right there
 
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