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(CBC)   Last night the Rags scored more goals than they have all series. If today's teams do that it will look more like a football score than hockey. Game 5 of the 2-2 BOS@MTL series kicks off at 7pm ET & Game 4 of the 1-2 ANA@LAK series at 9:30   (cbc.ca) divider line 521
    More: Cool, MTL, Martin St. Louis, New York Rangers, Marc-Andre Fleury, Dan Bylsma, Henrik Lundqvist, Alain Vigneault, Brooks Orpik  
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2014-05-10 07:02:55 PM  

keylock71: 1979... fark you NBC.


Trolling Millbury is always worthwhile.

/gonna have to head out midway through the BOS-MTL game.  Having the first game of the summer hockey season at 9:30.
 
2014-05-10 07:05:24 PM  

buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....


Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?

img.fark.net

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland
 
2014-05-10 07:05:34 PM  

fatalvenom: I'm fighting with the biatch on wheels right now, so I doubt I'll be around much if at all.

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

/GO Bs


Good luck with that. Whatch out for the blindside rush.
 
2014-05-10 07:05:42 PM  

fatalvenom: I'm fighting with the biatch on wheels right now, so I doubt I'll be around much if at all.

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

/GO Bs


i'm not on my bike at the moment
 
2014-05-10 07:06:07 PM  

FightDirector: (that Top 6 has 300 PIMs more than any team actually got during the 13-14 regular season; 986 vs 650 for Carolina)


Retraction, because nhl.com is stupid and orders their stat lists from least to most, instead of everybody else who's SANE and puts the stat leader on TOP of the damn list.

That Top 6 by themselves would still be good for 8th in the league this year, though.  Having more penalty minutes than the other guy isn't evidence of some grand conspiracy against your team - you might just be doing more illegal shiat.
 
2014-05-10 07:06:29 PM  

i36.photobucket.com

 
2014-05-10 07:07:23 PM  
Is PK on crack?

He can NEVER stand still.
 
2014-05-10 07:07:39 PM  
3 pumps tonight
 
2014-05-10 07:08:28 PM  

Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?



Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland


Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.
 
2014-05-10 07:08:29 PM  

i36.photobucket.com

 
2014-05-10 07:08:39 PM  
Today is the 44th anniversary of Bobby Orr's famous "Flying Goal."  I did not know this, thanks CBC!
 
2014-05-10 07:09:11 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: I'm fighting with the biatch on wheels right now, so I doubt I'll be around much if at all.

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

/GO Bs

Good luck with that. Whatch out for the blindside rush.


If I wake up with my dick attached, I'm happy.
 
2014-05-10 07:09:50 PM  
ok Go Habs Go, got to get an early goal here
 
2014-05-10 07:09:54 PM  

FightDirector: keylock71: 1979... fark you NBC.

Trolling Millbury is always worthwhile.

/gonna have to head out midway through the BOS-MTL game.  Having the first game of the summer hockey season at 9:30.


Good luck.  Put some goonjuice in the gatorade bottle.
 
2014-05-10 07:10:18 PM  

fatalvenom: I'm fighting with the biatch on wheels right now, so I doubt I'll be around much if at all.

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

/GO Bs


Out of curiosity, do you two fight all year or just during playoffs?

Was that considered 5 fistpumps for Rene?
 
2014-05-10 07:10:28 PM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-10 07:11:09 PM  
Hockey!
 
2014-05-10 07:11:57 PM  

buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.


C'mon over.  We can watch hockey, drink goonjuice, and even play poker if you want.
 
2014-05-10 07:12:32 PM  

i36.photobucket.com

 
2014-05-10 07:12:49 PM  
eh i would have left Briere in, but i don't get paid the big bucks
 
2014-05-10 07:13:01 PM  
Go not-Boston!  I wanna hear the "Oh Canada" at MSG next week.
 
2014-05-10 07:13:37 PM  
Oh, and Goonjuice!
 
2014-05-10 07:15:22 PM  
Already HITTING POSTS????!???!???
 
2014-05-10 07:15:22 PM  
i.imm.ioupload.wikimedia.org
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i.imgflip.com
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Go Habs! Go Facewash! Troll on, mes confrères !
 
2014-05-10 07:15:25 PM  
Go goal post! Save Carey Price's ass!
 
2014-05-10 07:15:33 PM  
i see Price brought Dryden with him tonight
 
2014-05-10 07:16:51 PM  

ytterbium: fatalvenom: I'm fighting with the biatch on wheels right now, so I doubt I'll be around much if at all.

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

/GO Bs

Out of curiosity, do you two fight all year or just during playoffs?

Was that considered 5 fistpumps for Rene?


I'm getting ready to leave her honestly.

/daily occurrence
 
2014-05-10 07:16:56 PM  

soopey: Go goal post! Save Carey Price's ass!


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-10 07:17:11 PM  

soopey: Go goal post! Save Carey Price's ass!


I love that graphic someone posted where the MTL crossbar got the 2nd star last game
 
2014-05-10 07:17:12 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 301x300]


CBC opening montage from Habs/Bruins Game 2 - "Working Man."  And from last year - "Limelight"


8th post for the Bruins this series according to the CBC.
 
2014-05-10 07:17:20 PM  
Bruins PP
 
2014-05-10 07:17:21 PM  

buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?



Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.


Wait, you and andychrist are at a casino watching hockey? That would be awesome.

I could get a private table at our local casino if anyone ever wants to gamble in SWMI.
 
2014-05-10 07:17:57 PM  
Should be Georges for tripping.
 
2014-05-10 07:18:07 PM  
Simulpost.  kind of
 
2014-05-10 07:18:24 PM  

Polish Hussar: Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 301x300]

CBC opening montage from Habs/Bruins Game 2 - "Working Man."  And from last year - "Limelight"


8th post for the Bruins this series according to the CBC.


Thanks Dude! Never get tired of those :)
 
2014-05-10 07:18:38 PM  

ytterbium: buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?



Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.

Wait, you and andychrist are at a casino watching hockey? That would be awesome.

I could get a private table at our local casino if anyone ever wants to gamble in SWMI.


No, we're just the only two hockey fans in Sac.
 
2014-05-10 07:20:22 PM  
i see the NHL told the refs that they want to see more goals tonight
 
2014-05-10 07:20:25 PM  
Uttered by Mrs. Soopey, "They need to farking one time this shiat."

/Refs hate Bartkowski.
 
2014-05-10 07:20:29 PM  
Tonight's CBC opening montage:  The Tragically Hip - "Nautical Disaster"
 
2014-05-10 07:22:02 PM  

buckeyebrain: ytterbium: buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.

Wait, you and andychrist are at a casino watching hockey? That would be awesome.

I could get a private table at our local casino if anyone ever wants to gamble in SWMI.

No, we're just the only two hockey fans in Sac.


We should start a support group.  Or at least a drinking team.
 
2014-05-10 07:22:21 PM  

andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.

C'mon over.  We can watch hockey, drink goonjuice, and even play poker if you want.


Only problem with that is that I don't drive and the farking buses basically stop running at like 9:00.
 
2014-05-10 07:23:49 PM  

buckeyebrain: ytterbium: buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?



Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.

Wait, you and andychrist are at a casino watching hockey? That would be awesome.

I could get a private table at our local casino if anyone ever wants to gamble in SWMI.

No, we're just the only two hockey fans in Sac.


Ah, having been there I could see that being close to true.

This game is as chippy as expected, looks like a goalie battle is brewing too. I predict a 1-0 2OT game.
 
2014-05-10 07:24:57 PM  

buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.

C'mon over.  We can watch hockey, drink goonjuice, and even play poker if you want.

Only problem with that is that I don't drive and the farking buses basically stop running at like 9:00.


Aww, thats too bad.  We could be the Sacramento Hockey Intoxication Team.
 
2014-05-10 07:25:14 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Polish Hussar: Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 301x300]

CBC opening montage from Habs/Bruins Game 2 - "Working Man."  And from last year - "Limelight"


8th post for the Bruins this series according to the CBC.

Thanks Dude! Never get tired of those :)


You're very welcome, always great to run into people on these boards who love those montages as much as I do.

Whenever CBC gets the online rights to the song, the guy who makes them posts them on his You Tube page.  He also posts what songs he's going to use and when the montages are going to air on his Twitter - Tim Thompson Twitter
 
2014-05-10 07:25:30 PM  
The whistles come out in Boston but not in Montreal. what the fark?
 
2014-05-10 07:26:42 PM  

Polish Hussar: Whenever CBC gets the online rights to the song, the guy who makes them posts them on his You Tube page.  He also posts what songs he's going to use and when the montages are going to air on his Twitter - Tim Thompson Twitter


Subscribed & Followed. Thanks again!
 
2014-05-10 07:27:51 PM  
This power play is dildos
 
2014-05-10 07:30:52 PM  
Lurking about.

Hockey, hockey, hockey!!!
 
2014-05-10 07:31:00 PM  
Active stick! Drink!  (looks at tea mug)  Eh, what the hell . . .
 
2014-05-10 07:31:33 PM  
I just want to slap the B's around right now. They keep going from too sloppy to too cute, without ever finding a rhythm, and it is beyond irritating to watch.

/GO BRUINS!!!
 
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