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(CBC)   Last night the Rags scored more goals than they have all series. If today's teams do that it will look more like a football score than hockey. Game 5 of the 2-2 BOS@MTL series kicks off at 7pm ET & Game 4 of the 1-2 ANA@LAK series at 9:30   (cbc.ca) divider line 521
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2014-05-10 08:42:08 AM  

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2014-05-10 09:27:36 AM  
Except it's MTL@BOS. Just played 2 in Montreal.
 
2014-05-10 09:34:48 AM  
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2014-05-10 09:58:25 AM  

swaniefrmreddeer: Except it's MTL@BOS. Just played 2 in Montreal.


Well crap.  Oh well, one doesn't expect accuracy in the headlines - at least not one who's been here longer than a day or two anyway....

/at least the 2-2 was in the right order or was that one screwed up too?
 
2014-05-10 10:07:48 AM  

Recoil Therapy: swaniefrmreddeer: Except it's MTL@BOS. Just played 2 in Montreal.

Well crap.  Oh well, one doesn't expect accuracy in the headlines - at least not one who's been here longer than a day or two anyway....

/at least the 2-2 was in the right order or was that one screwed up too?


Nope, 2-2 is correct. The Bruins won game 4, 1-0.
 
2014-05-10 10:31:51 AM  
Just doing a quick Google search, and Vodka/Gatorade has been done before, but not with a catchy name. I still consider it independently created, like calculus, so good deal.

/will expect to see Giorgio Centauri Hairguy to explain that the drink came from aliens
 
2014-05-10 10:45:34 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Just doing a quick Google search, and Vodka/Gatorade has been done before, but not with a catchy name.


Faderade
 
2014-05-10 11:10:05 AM  

And now, for the anagrammed BOS-MTL roster...


i.imgur.com

 
2014-05-10 11:12:06 AM  
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2014-05-10 11:30:38 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: OtherLittleGuy: Just doing a quick Google search, and Vodka/Gatorade has been done before, but not with a catchy name.

Faderade


That's not catchy. :)
 
2014-05-10 11:53:08 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Primitive Screwhead: OtherLittleGuy: Just doing a quick Google search, and Vodka/Gatorade has been done before, but not with a catchy name.

Faderade

That's not catchy. :)


Ha! Agreed.
 
2014-05-10 12:03:45 PM  
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Go Bracket!
 
2014-05-10 12:21:15 PM  
I did promise the hockey gods that if the Bs won, I would go tonight. I pray that my sacrifice will be acceptable!

Gonna make a day of it - head into town, grab a couple of beahs, soak up the atmosphere that is playoff hockey in Beantown. As a result, won't be on the thread tonight, so;

Let's go, Bruins!
Let's go, Kings!
I vote Slewfoot.

Have fun, and play nice.
 
2014-05-10 12:29:41 PM  

Fochstockings: I did promise the hockey gods that if the Bs won, I would go tonight. I pray that my sacrifice will be acceptable!

Gonna make a day of it - head into town, grab a couple of beahs, soak up the atmosphere that is playoff hockey in Beantown. As a result, won't be on the thread tonight, so;

Let's go, Bruins!
Let's go, Kings!
I vote Slewfoot.

Have fun, and play nice.


Awesome, dude!
Have fun!
 
2014-05-10 12:36:21 PM  
This is an outrage! Sunny and 70 on a Saturday afternoon in May and I don't have to connected to the couch watching the Playoffs?!?!
 
2014-05-10 12:45:45 PM  

Fochstockings: I did promise the hockey gods that if the Bs won, I would go tonight. I pray that my sacrifice will be acceptable!

Gonna make a day of it - head into town, grab a couple of beahs, soak up the atmosphere that is playoff hockey in Beantown. As a result, won't be on the thread tonight, so;

Let's go, Bruins!
Let's go, Kings!
I vote Slewfoot.

Have fun, and play nice.


I hate you.

Have a good time.
 
2014-05-10 12:58:36 PM  
The B's need to win this one. Can't keep going lose 1 win 1. They need to pick up a win here in front of the home crowd, gives them a little room in case they lose in Montreal.
 
2014-05-10 01:34:04 PM  
Well folks, it comes down to tonight.  As expected Goonjuice made the finals but in a stunning turn of events we have a surprise challenger.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!
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Goonjuice
     VS
Slewfoot


Voting closes at the end of the Ducks/Kings.

Also, we've had a very strong swell of support for creating a cocktail bearing the title of Reggie Dunlop.  The consensus has been it needs to be a little bit sleazy but tasty enough to get the panties loosened.  One suggestion so far has been a Mike's Hard Lemonade with a shot of 151.  Post your drink ideas and let's see if some Farkettes are willing to test things out.  We'll gather a handful of the best but instead of a voting bracket we'll try each one ourselves(multiple times please, let's make sure) and send me an e-mail(in my profile).  I'll tally things up and declare the winner at the start of the Finals.

AND NOW!!  Wisers and Dave and Busters Present!!

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)BOBOROVSKY!!!
 
2014-05-10 01:42:05 PM  
More hockey, and it will be good.
 
2014-05-10 02:06:37 PM  
Goonjuice

And my Reggie D mix was:
Bourbon, SoCo, Vermouth, Bitters.
 
2014-05-10 02:12:58 PM  

Flappyhead: Well folks, it comes down to tonight.  As expected Goonjuice made the finals but in a stunning turn of events we have a surprise challenger.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!


Goonjuice
     VS
Slewfoot

Voting closes at the end of the Ducks/Kings.

Also, we've had a very strong swell of support for creating a cocktail bearing the title of Reggie Dunlop.  The consensus has been it needs to be a little bit sleazy but tasty enough to get the panties loosened.  One suggestion so far has been a Mike's Hard Lemonade with a shot of 151.  Post your drink ideas and let's see if some Farkettes are willing to test things out.  We'll gather a handful of the best but instead of a voting bracket we'll try each one ourselves(multiple times please, let's make sure) and send me an e-mail(in my profile).  I'll tally things up and declare the winner at the start of the Finals.

AND NOW!!  Wisers and Dave and Busters Present!!

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)BOBOROVSKY!!!


Oh, hell. Goonjuice FTW,
 
2014-05-10 02:33:06 PM  
Goonjuice.

There can be only one.
 
2014-05-10 03:14:22 PM  
As a compromise: Slewfoot is vodka and Powerade (mystic mountain blueberry flavor).
 
2014-05-10 03:23:42 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: OtherLittleGuy: Primitive Screwhead: OtherLittleGuy: Just doing a quick Google search, and Vodka/Gatorade has been done before, but not with a catchy name.

Faderade

That's not catchy. :)

Ha! Agreed.


Goonjuice it is.  Just don't drink too much, or else...
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2014-05-10 03:29:42 PM  
I also vote for Goonjuice.

You know, we could make use of both Goonjuice and Slewfoot. Like we could call the actual drink goonjuice and name a method of serving it or preparing it slewfoot; "I'm drinking goonjuice served slewfoot."
 
2014-05-10 03:39:35 PM  

fatalvenom: Goonjuice.

There can be only one.


The creator has spoken.

/Votes for Goonjuice as well
 
2014-05-10 03:48:22 PM  

Polish Hussar: I also vote for Goonjuice.

You know, we could make use of both Goonjuice and Slewfoot. Like we could call the actual drink goonjuice and name a method of serving it or preparing it slewfoot; "I'm drinking goonjuice served slewfoot."


Well the proper mix of goonjuice is vodka and lemon-lime Gatorade. So if you mix it with say, fruit punch Gatorade, could that be a slewfoot?
 
2014-05-10 03:52:25 PM  

Flappyhead: One suggestion so far has been a Mike's Hard Lemonade with a shot of 151.


That was mine.  I originally thought Zima, but I don't think they make that anymore.
 
2014-05-10 04:17:19 PM  

fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: I also vote for Goonjuice.

You know, we could make use of both Goonjuice and Slewfoot. Like we could call the actual drink goonjuice and name a method of serving it or preparing it slewfoot; "I'm drinking goonjuice served slewfoot."

Well the proper mix of goonjuice is vodka and lemon-lime Gatorade. So if you mix it with say, fruit punch Gatorade, could that be a slewfoot?


Sure. I really didn't have a definition in mind for slewfoot when I threw the idea out there, so I'm open to suggestions.

Two possibile definitions for slewfoot I've come up with while writing this post are you made the drink by pouring one ingredient directly into the other ingredient's bottle instead of mixing them in a glass and now you're drinking it straight from the bottle. Or drinking goonjuice slewfoot could mean you're drinking it out of an old skate, or some other suitably hoboish drinking vessel. Again, suggestions are welcome.
 
2014-05-10 04:22:59 PM  
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?p=2591604

Sorry for no link, on mobile. I was trying to see if there is a drink called slewfoot, saw this thread. Second post has potential.
 
2014-05-10 04:24:15 PM  

Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: I also vote for Goonjuice.

You know, we could make use of both Goonjuice and Slewfoot. Like we could call the actual drink goonjuice and name a method of serving it or preparing it slewfoot; "I'm drinking goonjuice served slewfoot."

Well the proper mix of goonjuice is vodka and lemon-lime Gatorade. So if you mix it with say, fruit punch Gatorade, could that be a slewfoot?

Sure. I really didn't have a definition in mind for slewfoot when I threw the idea out there, so I'm open to suggestions.

Two possibile definitions for slewfoot I've come up with while writing this post are you made the drink by pouring one ingredient directly into the other ingredient's bottle instead of mixing them in a glass and now you're drinking it straight from the bottle. Or drinking goonjuice slewfoot could mean you're drinking it out of an old skate, or some other suitably hoboish drinking vessel. Again, suggestions are welcome.


Problem is that it would leak out of the toe of the skate I broke a few months ago...

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Waste of booze.
 
2014-05-10 04:58:56 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: Recoil Therapy: swaniefrmreddeer: Except it's MTL@BOS. Just played 2 in Montreal.

Well crap.  Oh well, one doesn't expect accuracy in the headlines - at least not one who's been here longer than a day or two anyway....

/at least the 2-2 was in the right order or was that one screwed up too?

Nope, 2-2 is correct. The Bruins won game 4, 1-0.


Whoosh.
 
2014-05-10 05:41:27 PM  
Claude Julien today: "I have no complaints about the refereeing in this series," he said ahead of Game 5. "I think they've done a wonderful job in letting both teams play. And at the end of the night, for the most part, the better team's won."

Told that Julien thought the officials were doing a wonderful job, Montreal coach Michel Therrien roared with laughter.
"I'm sure he said that," he added between chuckles.
Asked for his thoughts on the officials, Therrien smiled and said: "They're doing a great job."

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=451776

The comments are always fun to read. Conspiracy theories that make the politics tab here look well educated.
 
2014-05-10 05:43:01 PM  

ds_4815: And now, for the anagrammed BOS-MTL roster...
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I love it. Where'd it come from?
 
2014-05-10 05:43:49 PM  

soopey: Claude Julien today: "I have no complaints about the refereeing in this series," he said ahead of Game 5. "I think they've done a wonderful job in letting both teams play. And at the end of the night, for the most part, the better team's won."

Told that Julien thought the officials were doing a wonderful job, Montreal coach Michel Therrien roared with laughter.
"I'm sure he said that," he added between chuckles.
Asked for his thoughts on the officials, Therrien smiled and said: "They're doing a great job."

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=451776

The comments are always fun to read. Conspiracy theories that make the politics tab here look well educated.


Ccccrraapppp.
 
2014-05-10 06:06:57 PM  

ds_4815: And now, for the anagrammed BOS-MTL roster...
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Haha, that's great.
 
2014-05-10 06:20:57 PM  
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I think you guys know my vote
 
2014-05-10 06:37:23 PM  
Let's Go, Bruins!!!

Got the inner circle coming over for the game.

I'll check in when I can.
 
2014-05-10 06:42:09 PM  
1979... fark you NBC.
 
2014-05-10 06:42:15 PM  

jaylectricity: Whoosh.


Indeed, indeed....
 
2014-05-10 06:47:50 PM  

fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: I also vote for Goonjuice.

You know, we could make use of both Goonjuice and Slewfoot. Like we could call the actual drink goonjuice and name a method of serving it or preparing it slewfoot; "I'm drinking goonjuice served slewfoot."

Well the proper mix of goonjuice is vodka and lemon-lime Gatorade. So if you mix it with say, fruit punch Gatorade, could that be a slewfoot?


No, the red Gatorade is set aside for my suggestion for the drink.... that nobody seemed to care for it isn't my problem {moons the room}.  Especially those years that Detroit does better than they did this year.

/still like mine but am ok with Goonjuice being the consensus.
//a Slewfoot is Goonjuice but with twice the vodak, much like that particular action during the game, it will put you on your ass in a hurry...
 
2014-05-10 06:50:04 PM  
If goonjuice is gonna be gatorade and vodka, I want the Reginald S Dunlop to be Hawaiian Fruit Punch and Southern Comfort.
 
2014-05-10 06:50:20 PM  
For some reason, I thought Bos/Mon was this afternoon and I'd missed it running errands with the kid. Glad to see I was wrong.
/The wife is probably less glad
//Otter Creek Session IPA tonight
///HOCKEY
 
2014-05-10 06:52:38 PM  

Recoil Therapy: fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: I also vote for Goonjuice.

You know, we could make use of both Goonjuice and Slewfoot. Like we could call the actual drink goonjuice and name a method of serving it or preparing it slewfoot; "I'm drinking goonjuice served slewfoot."

Well the proper mix of goonjuice is vodka and lemon-lime Gatorade. So if you mix it with say, fruit punch Gatorade, could that be a slewfoot?

No, the red Gatorade is set aside for my suggestion for the drink.... that nobody seemed to care for it isn't my problem {moons the room}.  Especially those years that Detroit does better than they did this year.

/still like mine but am ok with Goonjuice being the consensus.
//a Slewfoot is Goonjuice but with twice the vodak, much like that particular action during the game, it will put you on your ass in a hurry...


My Goonjuice mix was already a 50/50. Anything less and you get a 2:00 minor for diving.
 
2014-05-10 06:56:02 PM  
Tending bar during both games tonight, I will browse the thread for a more definative version of a dunlop and put one together.
 
2014-05-10 06:57:59 PM  

soopey: Claude Julien today: "I have no complaints about the refereeing in this series," he said ahead of Game 5. "I think they've done a wonderful job in letting both teams play. And at the end of the night, for the most part, the better team's won."

Told that Julien thought the officials were doing a wonderful job, Montreal coach Michel Therrien roared with laughter.
"I'm sure he said that," he added between chuckles.
Asked for his thoughts on the officials, Therrien smiled and said: "They're doing a great job."

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=451776

The comments are always fun to read. Conspiracy theories that make the politics tab here look well educated.


Make sure to hand this out to Hab's fans

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2014-05-10 06:58:27 PM  
i don't know how my roommate isn't watching hockey right now.  it's really bothering me
 
2014-05-10 07:00:13 PM  
An argument that I don't think I've ever seen when talking about NHL officiating and team penalty rates is the possibility - however remote - that some teams might just do more shiat that should be penalized.

I mean, if I create a hockey team and ice a Top 6 set of Chris Neil and Derek Dorsett on the right, Antonine Rousse and Richard Clune on the left, and David Backes and Zac Rinaldo down the middle, then it stands to reason that I'm not going to get a 50/50 penalty split with a lot of other teams I play against (that Top 6 has 300 PIMs more than any team actually got during the 13-14 regular season; 986 vs 650 for Carolina).  Complaining that penalty minute trends over the course of a whole season may be against a certain team totally ignores the possibility that some teams may just actually do more stuff that's a penalty.
 
2014-05-10 07:01:00 PM  
SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....
 
2014-05-10 07:01:22 PM  
I'm fighting with the biatch on wheels right now, so I doubt I'll be around much if at all.

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

/GO Bs
 
2014-05-10 07:02:55 PM  

keylock71: 1979... fark you NBC.


Trolling Millbury is always worthwhile.

/gonna have to head out midway through the BOS-MTL game.  Having the first game of the summer hockey season at 9:30.
 
2014-05-10 07:05:24 PM  

buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....


Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?

img.fark.net

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland
 
2014-05-10 07:05:34 PM  

fatalvenom: I'm fighting with the biatch on wheels right now, so I doubt I'll be around much if at all.

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

/GO Bs


Good luck with that. Whatch out for the blindside rush.
 
2014-05-10 07:05:42 PM  

fatalvenom: I'm fighting with the biatch on wheels right now, so I doubt I'll be around much if at all.

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

/GO Bs


i'm not on my bike at the moment
 
2014-05-10 07:06:07 PM  

FightDirector: (that Top 6 has 300 PIMs more than any team actually got during the 13-14 regular season; 986 vs 650 for Carolina)


Retraction, because nhl.com is stupid and orders their stat lists from least to most, instead of everybody else who's SANE and puts the stat leader on TOP of the damn list.

That Top 6 by themselves would still be good for 8th in the league this year, though.  Having more penalty minutes than the other guy isn't evidence of some grand conspiracy against your team - you might just be doing more illegal shiat.
 
2014-05-10 07:06:29 PM  

i36.photobucket.com

 
2014-05-10 07:07:23 PM  
Is PK on crack?

He can NEVER stand still.
 
2014-05-10 07:07:39 PM  
3 pumps tonight
 
2014-05-10 07:08:28 PM  

Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?



Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland


Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.
 
2014-05-10 07:08:29 PM  

i36.photobucket.com

 
2014-05-10 07:08:39 PM  
Today is the 44th anniversary of Bobby Orr's famous "Flying Goal."  I did not know this, thanks CBC!
 
2014-05-10 07:09:11 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: fatalvenom: I'm fighting with the biatch on wheels right now, so I doubt I'll be around much if at all.

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

/GO Bs

Good luck with that. Whatch out for the blindside rush.


If I wake up with my dick attached, I'm happy.
 
2014-05-10 07:09:50 PM  
ok Go Habs Go, got to get an early goal here
 
2014-05-10 07:09:54 PM  

FightDirector: keylock71: 1979... fark you NBC.

Trolling Millbury is always worthwhile.

/gonna have to head out midway through the BOS-MTL game.  Having the first game of the summer hockey season at 9:30.


Good luck.  Put some goonjuice in the gatorade bottle.
 
2014-05-10 07:10:18 PM  

fatalvenom: I'm fighting with the biatch on wheels right now, so I doubt I'll be around much if at all.

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

/GO Bs


Out of curiosity, do you two fight all year or just during playoffs?

Was that considered 5 fistpumps for Rene?
 
2014-05-10 07:10:28 PM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-10 07:11:09 PM  
Hockey!
 
2014-05-10 07:11:57 PM  

buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.


C'mon over.  We can watch hockey, drink goonjuice, and even play poker if you want.
 
2014-05-10 07:12:32 PM  

i36.photobucket.com

 
2014-05-10 07:12:49 PM  
eh i would have left Briere in, but i don't get paid the big bucks
 
2014-05-10 07:13:01 PM  
Go not-Boston!  I wanna hear the "Oh Canada" at MSG next week.
 
2014-05-10 07:13:37 PM  
Oh, and Goonjuice!
 
2014-05-10 07:15:22 PM  
Already HITTING POSTS????!???!???
 
2014-05-10 07:15:22 PM  
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Go Habs! Go Facewash! Troll on, mes confrères !
 
2014-05-10 07:15:25 PM  
Go goal post! Save Carey Price's ass!
 
2014-05-10 07:15:33 PM  
i see Price brought Dryden with him tonight
 
2014-05-10 07:16:51 PM  

ytterbium: fatalvenom: I'm fighting with the biatch on wheels right now, so I doubt I'll be around much if at all.

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

/GO Bs

Out of curiosity, do you two fight all year or just during playoffs?

Was that considered 5 fistpumps for Rene?


I'm getting ready to leave her honestly.

/daily occurrence
 
2014-05-10 07:16:56 PM  

soopey: Go goal post! Save Carey Price's ass!


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-10 07:17:11 PM  

soopey: Go goal post! Save Carey Price's ass!


I love that graphic someone posted where the MTL crossbar got the 2nd star last game
 
2014-05-10 07:17:12 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 301x300]


CBC opening montage from Habs/Bruins Game 2 - "Working Man."  And from last year - "Limelight"


8th post for the Bruins this series according to the CBC.
 
2014-05-10 07:17:20 PM  
Bruins PP
 
2014-05-10 07:17:21 PM  

buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?



Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.


Wait, you and andychrist are at a casino watching hockey? That would be awesome.

I could get a private table at our local casino if anyone ever wants to gamble in SWMI.
 
2014-05-10 07:17:57 PM  
Should be Georges for tripping.
 
2014-05-10 07:18:07 PM  
Simulpost.  kind of
 
2014-05-10 07:18:24 PM  

Polish Hussar: Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 301x300]

CBC opening montage from Habs/Bruins Game 2 - "Working Man."  And from last year - "Limelight"


8th post for the Bruins this series according to the CBC.


Thanks Dude! Never get tired of those :)
 
2014-05-10 07:18:38 PM  

ytterbium: buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?



Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.

Wait, you and andychrist are at a casino watching hockey? That would be awesome.

I could get a private table at our local casino if anyone ever wants to gamble in SWMI.


No, we're just the only two hockey fans in Sac.
 
2014-05-10 07:20:22 PM  
i see the NHL told the refs that they want to see more goals tonight
 
2014-05-10 07:20:25 PM  
Uttered by Mrs. Soopey, "They need to farking one time this shiat."

/Refs hate Bartkowski.
 
2014-05-10 07:20:29 PM  
Tonight's CBC opening montage:  The Tragically Hip - "Nautical Disaster"
 
2014-05-10 07:22:02 PM  

buckeyebrain: ytterbium: buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.

Wait, you and andychrist are at a casino watching hockey? That would be awesome.

I could get a private table at our local casino if anyone ever wants to gamble in SWMI.

No, we're just the only two hockey fans in Sac.


We should start a support group.  Or at least a drinking team.
 
2014-05-10 07:22:21 PM  

andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.

C'mon over.  We can watch hockey, drink goonjuice, and even play poker if you want.


Only problem with that is that I don't drive and the farking buses basically stop running at like 9:00.
 
2014-05-10 07:23:49 PM  

buckeyebrain: ytterbium: buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?



Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.

Wait, you and andychrist are at a casino watching hockey? That would be awesome.

I could get a private table at our local casino if anyone ever wants to gamble in SWMI.

No, we're just the only two hockey fans in Sac.


Ah, having been there I could see that being close to true.

This game is as chippy as expected, looks like a goalie battle is brewing too. I predict a 1-0 2OT game.
 
2014-05-10 07:24:57 PM  

buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.

C'mon over.  We can watch hockey, drink goonjuice, and even play poker if you want.

Only problem with that is that I don't drive and the farking buses basically stop running at like 9:00.


Aww, thats too bad.  We could be the Sacramento Hockey Intoxication Team.
 
2014-05-10 07:25:14 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Polish Hussar: Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 301x300]

CBC opening montage from Habs/Bruins Game 2 - "Working Man."  And from last year - "Limelight"


8th post for the Bruins this series according to the CBC.

Thanks Dude! Never get tired of those :)


You're very welcome, always great to run into people on these boards who love those montages as much as I do.

Whenever CBC gets the online rights to the song, the guy who makes them posts them on his You Tube page.  He also posts what songs he's going to use and when the montages are going to air on his Twitter - Tim Thompson Twitter
 
2014-05-10 07:25:30 PM  
The whistles come out in Boston but not in Montreal. what the fark?
 
2014-05-10 07:26:42 PM  

Polish Hussar: Whenever CBC gets the online rights to the song, the guy who makes them posts them on his You Tube page.  He also posts what songs he's going to use and when the montages are going to air on his Twitter - Tim Thompson Twitter


Subscribed & Followed. Thanks again!
 
2014-05-10 07:27:51 PM  
This power play is dildos
 
2014-05-10 07:30:52 PM  
Lurking about.

Hockey, hockey, hockey!!!
 
2014-05-10 07:31:00 PM  
Active stick! Drink!  (looks at tea mug)  Eh, what the hell . . .
 
2014-05-10 07:31:33 PM  
I just want to slap the B's around right now. They keep going from too sloppy to too cute, without ever finding a rhythm, and it is beyond irritating to watch.

/GO BRUINS!!!
 
2014-05-10 07:32:08 PM  
BS icing. Hybrid icing allows for real races, despite the officials calling it like no touch.
 
2014-05-10 07:32:14 PM  

buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.

C'mon over.  We can watch hockey, drink goonjuice, and even play poker if you want.

Only problem with that is that I don't drive and the farking buses basically stop running at like 9:00.


Speaking of transportation, hockey-loving fark get togethers, drinking and gambling: I believe Chicago will be the location for the next World Fark Party in October. If so, I'll organize an outing to see the Wolves, which way cheaper than the Blackhawks. Plus my company sponsored them for awhile. There's a casino down the road now too.

I organize events for my job, it's how I think.
 
2014-05-10 07:33:06 PM  

i36.photobucket.com

 
2014-05-10 07:33:08 PM  

caira: Active stick! Drink!  (looks at tea mug)  Eh, what the hell . . .


Cheers!

How's the Queensland today?

/one eyed swede!
 
2014-05-10 07:33:11 PM  
Swede!
 
2014-05-10 07:33:17 PM  
The ice looks terrible.  Everyone's falling down and the puck is bouncing big time.  Due to being 80 degrees?  This could be an ugly game...
 
2014-05-10 07:33:22 PM  
GOAL!  1-0 Bruins
 
2014-05-10 07:33:25 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-10 07:33:32 PM  
oh well.  Boston has come back enough in this series.  Time for Montreal to come back
 
2014-05-10 07:33:38 PM  
Goal bad guys
 
2014-05-10 07:33:39 PM  
I wake up from a drunken nap and Boston scores.

/tempted to go back to bed
 
2014-05-10 07:34:07 PM  

Primitive Screwhead:


There's an interesting story what happened to her.

/wife of a philanthropist
 
2014-05-10 07:34:10 PM  
Nice team goal.
 
2014-05-10 07:34:11 PM  
fark yeah!!
 
2014-05-10 07:34:14 PM  

ytterbium: buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.

C'mon over.  We can watch hockey, drink goonjuice, and even play poker if you want.

Only problem with that is that I don't drive and the farking buses basically stop running at like 9:00.

Speaking of transportation, hockey-loving fark get togethers, drinking and gambling: I believe Chicago will be the location for the next World Fark Party in October. If so, I'll organize an outing to see the Wolves, which way cheaper than the Blackhawks. Plus my company sponsored them for awhile. There's a casino down the road now too.

I organize events for my job, it's how I think.


I might have to go.
 
2014-05-10 07:34:36 PM  

soopey: caira: Active stick! Drink!  (looks at tea mug)  Eh, what the hell . . .

Cheers!

How's the Queensland today?

/one eyed swede!


A nice safe distance away.  It's like our Florida, except too big for Bugs Bunny to saw off . . .
 
2014-05-10 07:34:57 PM  
GOAL, CARL SODERBERG!

1-0, BOSTON!

/The One-Eyed Swede! GO BRUINS!
 
2014-05-10 07:35:35 PM  
Hamilton trying to take out Rask, i like that
 
2014-05-10 07:35:59 PM  
Most confusing penalties ever.
 
2014-05-10 07:36:05 PM  

soopey: ytterbium: buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.

C'mon over.  We can watch hockey, drink goonjuice, and even play poker if you want.

Only problem with that is that I don't drive and the farking buses basically stop running at like 9:00.

Speaking of transportation, hockey-loving fark get togethers, drinking and gambling: I believe Chicago will be the location for the next World Fark Party in October. If so, I'll organize an outing to see the Wolves, which way cheaper than the Blackhawks. Plus my company sponsored them for awhile. There's a casino down the road now too.

I organize events for my job, it's how I think.

I might have to go.


If it's in October, you could get us tickets to a Cubs World Series game!
 
2014-05-10 07:36:30 PM  
Gallagher going for a promotion from #2 Troll for the Habs.  The kid shows such promise!
 
2014-05-10 07:36:40 PM  
Goal Bruins! Yay, Ghostbusters Girl!

/I call upon the Girl with the Curious Hand
//her hubby can stay in NH
 
2014-05-10 07:37:27 PM  

soopey: Most confusing penalties ever.


How that's not a penalty on Gallagher, I don't know. These refs are terrible.

/Douchecanoe behind the bench, drink!
 
2014-05-10 07:38:03 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Primitive Screwhead:

There's an interesting story what happened to her.

/wife of a philanthropist


Did she cross the streams?

Roll Call:

i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-05-10 07:38:58 PM  

FiendishFellow05: soopey: Most confusing penalties ever.

How that's not a penalty on Gallagher, I don't know. These refs are terrible.

/Douchecanoe behind the bench, drink!


It's simple: each team gets to take turns going a man up.  The rule book is kind of like sheet music at a jazz show, it's just there as a basis for improvisation.
 
2014-05-10 07:38:58 PM  

FiendishFellow05: soopey: Most confusing penalties ever.

How that's not a penalty on Gallagher, I don't know. These refs are terrible.

/Douchecanoe behind the bench, drink!


Having seen the replay, I take that back. I don't understand the penalty on Hamilton for losing an edge and sliding into Tukka, though.
 
2014-05-10 07:39:13 PM  
I'm home.

/Shut up, Pierre
 
2014-05-10 07:40:11 PM  
Montreal better wake up soon or they'll find themselves in a hole again.
 
2014-05-10 07:41:22 PM  
Shiat!
 
2014-05-10 07:41:23 PM  
ok time to capitalize and ah score a goal eh
 
2014-05-10 07:41:23 PM  
Oh, and since my horse is now out of the running, I vote  Goonjuice.
 
2014-05-10 07:41:47 PM  
FFFFFfarkKKK!!!
 
2014-05-10 07:41:58 PM  
Another PP‽
WTF‽‽‽‽
 
2014-05-10 07:42:32 PM  

Canadian Lurker: Montreal better wake up soon or they'll find themselves in a hole again.


Hey now, Boston isn't that nasty a town.
 
2014-05-10 07:43:33 PM  
How the fark do you call delay of game ON THE GOALIE when the puck DEFLECTED OFF OF HIM?

Ugh.
 
2014-05-10 07:43:43 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: OtherLittleGuy: Primitive Screwhead:

There's an interesting story what happened to her.

/wife of a philanthropist

Did she cross the streams?

Roll Call:

[i62.tinypic.com image 542x390]


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-10 07:43:49 PM  
A Jamie Macoun reference? On my CBC?

I'm impressed.
 
2014-05-10 07:43:50 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Another PP‽
WTF‽‽‽‽


No, refs, it's the black team's turn now!
 
2014-05-10 07:44:17 PM  
Boston's PK has gotten a lot better.  time for a Markov bomb
 
2014-05-10 07:44:19 PM  

caira: Canadian Lurker: Montreal better wake up soon or they'll find themselves in a hole again.

Hey now, Boston isn't that nasty a town.


Yep. Gotta head 30 minutes north to Lawrence to find holes like that.
 
2014-05-10 07:44:23 PM  

Old Huntstein: soopey: ytterbium: buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.

C'mon over.  We can watch hockey, drink goonjuice, and even play poker if you want.

Only problem with that is that I don't drive and the farking buses basically stop running at like 9:00.

Speaking of transportation, hockey-loving fark get togethers, drinking and gambling: I believe Chicago will be the location for the next World Fark Party in October. If so, I'll organize an outing to see the Wolves, which way cheaper than the Blackhawks. Plus my company sponsored them for awhile. There's a casino down the road now too.

I organize events for my job, it's how I think.

I might have to go.

If it's in October, you could get us tickets to a Cubs World Series game!


Cubs vs. KC Royals...book it, done.

The last Cubs game I went to was NLCS Game 7, 2009 after being 13 rows behind Bartman the night before.
 
2014-05-10 07:44:54 PM  
Just tuned in - what was the delay of game penalty for?
 
2014-05-10 07:45:14 PM  

caira: Primitive Screwhead: Another PP‽
WTF‽‽‽‽

No, refs, it's the black team's turn now!


i36.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-10 07:45:29 PM  
Good kill
 
2014-05-10 07:45:42 PM  

ytterbium: The last Cubs game I went to was NLCS Game 7, 2009 after being 13 rows behind Bartman the night before.


Gotta ask, did you peg him with an empty bottle?
 
2014-05-10 07:46:07 PM  

little big man: Just tuned in - what was the delay of game penalty for?


Puck over glass
 
2014-05-10 07:46:24 PM  

little big man: Just tuned in - what was the delay of game penalty for?


Hockeying While (Wearing) Black.
 
2014-05-10 07:46:31 PM  
Christ, all we need is for a Boston short-handed shot to bounce off the post and they could just rerun that play for the rest of the match without substantial inaccuracy . . .
 
2014-05-10 07:46:39 PM  

Old Huntstein: If it's in October, you could get us tickets to a Cubs World Series game!


i1348.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-10 07:46:46 PM  

soopey: caira: Canadian Lurker: Montreal better wake up soon or they'll find themselves in a hole again.

Hey now, Boston isn't that nasty a town.

Yep. Gotta head 30 minutes north to Lawrence to find holes like that.


Living within 1 mile of Lawrence, I can confirm this.
 
2014-05-10 07:46:51 PM  
I can't say I've ever seen a player get his stick stuck in the zambonie doors before.
 
2014-05-10 07:46:51 PM  

FiendishFellow05: How the fark do you call delay of game ON THE GOALIE when the puck DEFLECTED OFF OF HIM?

Ugh.


He batted it with his stick. It's a tough call, but he hit it out.
 
2014-05-10 07:47:36 PM  
goddam Rask, what a save
 
2014-05-10 07:47:39 PM  
Old Time Hockey!
 
2014-05-10 07:47:48 PM  
When I hear boos, I know the Canadiens are doing something right.
 
2014-05-10 07:48:18 PM  
That's Interference.
 
2014-05-10 07:48:31 PM  
So my feed cuts straight from open ice to an agglomeration of roughing on top of Rask.  Maybe I should consider coughing up for the official one.
 
2014-05-10 07:48:44 PM  
Subban farking turtles every time he knows a hit is coming.

/cheap high hit by Plekanec
 
2014-05-10 07:48:47 PM  
Tukka got wicked lucky there
Bruins PP =)
 
2014-05-10 07:49:02 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: little big man: Just tuned in - what was the delay of game penalty for?

Puck over glass


Thanks; I thought I saw something about DOG on the goalie and thought WTF?
 
2014-05-10 07:49:38 PM  

soopey: Subban farking turtles every time he knows a hit is coming.

/cheap high hit by Plekanec


BlutoYellingTurtle.jpg
 
2014-05-10 07:49:45 PM  
Oh good, a Boston PP.  Because I'd hate to give them another fscking short-handed opportunity.

Period over; B's fans still butthurt.
 
2014-05-10 07:50:02 PM  
Period over.  I made a 7-11 stop when I was walking up, so I'm gonna make a Goonjuice.
 
2014-05-10 07:50:09 PM  
Penalties. Penalties everywhere.
 
2014-05-10 07:50:34 PM  

soopey: Subban farking turtles every time he knows a hit is coming.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-10 07:51:29 PM  

lokis_mentor: That's Interference.


Apparently cross-checking the goalie in the face is FROWNED UPON in this establishment!
 
2014-05-10 07:51:36 PM  

soopey: ytterbium: buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.

C'mon over.  We can watch hockey, drink goonjuice, and even play poker if you want.

Only problem with that is that I don't drive and the farking buses basically stop running at like 9:00.

Speaking of transportation, hockey-loving fark get togethers, drinking and gambling: I believe Chicago will be the location for the next World Fark Party in October. If so, I'll organize an outing to see the Wolves, which way cheaper than the Blackhawks. Plus my company sponsored them for awhile. There's a casino down the road now too.

I organize events for my job, it's how I think.

I might have to go.


Woooooooooo!
I'll get a party bus and shiat. Or we can pile in my hockey mom minivan, I'm a guaranteed DD.

Speaking of naming things, I'm going to do a weekly hockey talk show on our very local community radio station. What should I call it? Should I have a pseudonym?
 
2014-05-10 07:54:52 PM  

ytterbium: I'm a guaranteed DD.


Pics, or it didn't happen.
 
2014-05-10 07:55:23 PM  

Canadian Lurker: When I hear boos, I know the Canadiens are doing something right.


Or you're hearing "TUUUUUUUUU" when the Bruins goalie makes a save."
 
2014-05-10 07:55:43 PM  

ytterbium: soopey: ytterbium: buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.

C'mon over.  We can watch hockey, drink goonjuice, and even play poker if you want.

Only problem with that is that I don't drive and the farking buses basically stop running at like 9:00.

Speaking of transportation, hockey-loving fark get togethers, drinking and gambling: I believe Chicago will be the location for the next World Fark Party in October. If so, I'll organize an outing to see the Wolves, which way cheaper than the Blackhawks. Plus my company sponsored them for awhile. There's a casino down the road now too.

I organize events for my job, it's how I think.

I might have to go.

Woooooooooo!
I'll get a party bus and shiat. Or we can pile in my hockey mom minivan, I'm a guaranteed DD.

Speaking of naming things, I'm going to do a weekly hockey talk show on our very local community radio station. What should I call it? Should I have a pseudonym?


1. Hockey mom van ftw!

2. Uh... "We love Hot hockey goalies."
 
2014-05-10 07:56:08 PM  

buckeyebrain: ytterbium: I'm a guaranteed DD.

Pics, or it didn't happen.


Yeah, I wanna see how much she dwarfs David Desharnais, that dude is tiny.
 
2014-05-10 07:56:56 PM  

ytterbium: buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.

C'mon over.  We can watch hockey, drink goonjuice, and even play poker if you want.

Only problem with that is that I don't drive and the farking buses basically stop running at like 9:00.

Speaking of transportation, hockey-loving fark get togethers, drinking and gambling: I believe Chicago will be the location for the next World Fark Party in October. If so, I'll organize an outing to see the Wolves, which way cheaper than the Blackhawks. Plus my company sponsored them for awhile. There's a casino down the road now too.

I organize events for my job, it's how I think.


I like how you think...I may just have to make the drive from Wisco for that.
 
2014-05-10 07:58:26 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: OtherLittleGuy: Primitive Screwhead:

There's an interesting story what happened to her.

/wife of a philanthropist

Did she cross the streams?

Roll Call:

[i62.tinypic.com image 542x390]


How is that Gansett' Bock?  I've been tempted.
 
2014-05-10 08:00:40 PM  

Polish Hussar: lokis_mentor: That's Interference.

Apparently cross-checking the goalie in the face is FROWNED UPON in this establishment!


If you're going to do it, at least break the damn stick.
 
2014-05-10 08:01:25 PM  
I'm out for the evening but I am unpleased with thos result
 
2014-05-10 08:03:09 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: OtherLittleGuy: Primitive Screwhead:

There's an interesting story what happened to her.

/wife of a philanthropist

Did she cross the streams?

Roll Call:

[i62.tinypic.com image 542x390]


craftcans.com
 
2014-05-10 08:04:20 PM  
Crowd is rocking, but my Pierre Blows Penguins chant didn't take.
 
2014-05-10 08:04:54 PM  

buckeyebrain: ytterbium: I'm a guaranteed DD.

Pics, or it didn't happen.


*looks down*

That would require a skilled surgeon and my house down payment money. I'm content with the girls as is anyway.

/offer goes in Monday, hockey sticks crossed they take it
 
2014-05-10 08:07:14 PM  
Bollig gets suspended 2 games, Cooke should also be suspended for being Matt Cooke.
 
2014-05-10 08:07:41 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Roll Call:


Too lazy to post beer pics tonight. I'm currently getting wrecked on "Edmund Fitzgerald" by Great Lakes, though.
 
2014-05-10 08:08:15 PM  
Made it. Great to see the Bruins are up. Let the intensity rip.
 
2014-05-10 08:08:37 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Bollig gets suspended 2 games, Cooke should also be suspended for being Matt Cooke.


Cooke should have been banned after he ended Marc Savard's career. He's almost as big of a douchecanoe as Manziel
 
2014-05-10 08:08:41 PM  
Yay!
 
2014-05-10 08:08:52 PM  

tonguedepressor: How is that Gansett' Bock?  I've been tempted.


It's a solid beer for the price

i36.photobucket.comi36.photobucket.com

 
2014-05-10 08:09:01 PM  
Ostie.de.merde
 
2014-05-10 08:09:04 PM  

soopey: ytterbium: soopey: ytterbium: buckeyebrain: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: SOON.jpg

I'm on the road but calculating that I should be home about 10 minutes in, depending on how long they take with talk, anthems, etc.

Also considering a poker game tonight. Hockey or Poker? Decisions....

Play poker with a TV showing the game in close proximity?

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Public casino in Sacramento (Hockey Fan Population: 2 -- Me and andychrist420) so tough to get the floor people to change the channel.

C'mon over.  We can watch hockey, drink goonjuice, and even play poker if you want.

Only problem with that is that I don't drive and the farking buses basically stop running at like 9:00.

Speaking of transportation, hockey-loving fark get togethers, drinking and gambling: I believe Chicago will be the location for the next World Fark Party in October. If so, I'll organize an outing to see the Wolves, which way cheaper than the Blackhawks. Plus my company sponsored them for awhile. There's a casino down the road now too.

I organize events for my job, it's how I think.

I might have to go.

Woooooooooo!
I'll get a party bus and shiat. Or we can pile in my hockey mom minivan, I'm a guaranteed DD.

Speaking of naming things, I'm going to do a weekly hockey talk show on our very local community radio station. What should I call it? Should I have a pseudonym?

1. Hockey mom van ftw!

2. Uh... "We love Hot hockey goalies."


I don't limit myself to goalies, that's Silvara's thing :D

I'll be covering the local scene, some NHL with a focus on the Central Division. Maybe a smidgen of DRW to appease their fans around here. I'll be a totally subjective crank, like a female Espo.

Wooooo! There goes my 1-0 prediction.
 
2014-05-10 08:09:21 PM  
ok time for the curse of the 2 goal lead
 
2014-05-10 08:09:53 PM  
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2014-05-10 08:10:03 PM  
If they don't count this, there will be a riot.
 
2014-05-10 08:10:29 PM  
There we go. That'll get Montreal running around making stupid mistakes.

Like that turnover.
 
2014-05-10 08:10:45 PM  
Riley Smith! Whoooo!
 
2014-05-10 08:11:18 PM  
Woops, post didn't go through
img.fark.netimg.fark.net
 
2014-05-10 08:11:36 PM  
And that penalty.
 
2014-05-10 08:11:37 PM  
I'm liking the Seguin trade more and more.  Not to mention that Joe Morrow is still on the way.
 
2014-05-10 08:12:00 PM  
OUch! I don't think that was intentional, but I'll take another PP
 
2014-05-10 08:12:16 PM  
Igoinla!
 
2014-05-10 08:12:16 PM  

i36.photobucket.comi36.photobucket.comi36.photobucket.com

 
2014-05-10 08:12:20 PM  
Crap, 3-0?  My decision might get made for me at this rate.
 
2014-05-10 08:12:20 PM  
finally-- an easy game to watch!
 
2014-05-10 08:12:27 PM  
DAMN! that was a killer goal right there
 
2014-05-10 08:12:31 PM  
Goal!  3-0 Bruins

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-10 08:12:34 PM  
Well... this game is bunk!
 
2014-05-10 08:12:34 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Bollig gets suspended 2 games, Cooke should also be suspended for being Matt Cooke.


It was a nasty hit, I can't manufacture much outrage. It does mean we don't have any real enforcers with Shaw gone too.

WTF Price....so who is Montreal's backup?
 
2014-05-10 08:12:36 PM  
hockey!
 
2014-05-10 08:12:37 PM  
IGGY!  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2014-05-10 08:12:42 PM  
Iggy! Whoo!
 
2014-05-10 08:12:42 PM  

Publikwerks: OUch! I don't think that was intentional, but I'll take another PP


img.fark.netimg.fark.netimg.fark.net

Or another goal!
 
2014-05-10 08:12:50 PM  
ok well this is getting out of control.  time for a sweater change
 
2014-05-10 08:12:53 PM  
And IGGY finally pots one!
 
2014-05-10 08:13:18 PM  

RumsfeldsReplacement: If they don't count this, there will be a riot.


The only question is which city.
 
2014-05-10 08:13:32 PM  
GOAL, SMITH! GOAL, IGINLA!

3-0, BOSTON!


/You were warned about poking the bear, Montreal.....
 
2014-05-10 08:13:59 PM  

ytterbium: WhiskeySticks: Bollig gets suspended 2 games, Cooke should also be suspended for being Matt Cooke.

It was a nasty hit, I can't manufacture much outrage. It does mean we don't have any real enforcers with Shaw gone too.

WTF Price....so who is Montreal's backup?


images.tsn.ca
 
2014-05-10 08:14:18 PM  
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
picked a good time to watch and hop into this thread.
 
2014-05-10 08:14:20 PM  

RumsfeldsReplacement: If they don't count this, there will be a riot.


They'll just kill off Daryl with the Habs post.
 
2014-05-10 08:14:56 PM  
I can't hate on Iggy.  I just can't.  I'll hate on the assist guys instead.  Wait, Krug?  Fark.
 
2014-05-10 08:14:57 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: ytterbium: WhiskeySticks: Bollig gets suspended 2 games, Cooke should also be suspended for being Matt Cooke.

It was a nasty hit, I can't manufacture much outrage. It does mean we don't have any real enforcers with Shaw gone too.

WTF Price....so who is Montreal's backup?


Hahahahhahahahahahaha

Ha

That was...priceless.
 
2014-05-10 08:15:00 PM  
Well that degenerated quickly. More alcohol.stat
 
2014-05-10 08:15:02 PM  

ytterbium: WTF Price....so who is Montreal's backup?


They duct tape an extra crossbar across the middle of the net.
 
2014-05-10 08:15:19 PM  
Woooooooo!!!

Let's Go, Bruins!!!

Getting loud ova heah in the Keylock household!
 
2014-05-10 08:15:43 PM  
Yes, this is good strategy, Montreal - go on the penalty every chance you can. They'll never understand just how devious you are being by giving them one great scoring opportunity after another.
 
2014-05-10 08:16:02 PM  

ytterbium: WhiskeySticks: Bollig gets suspended 2 games, Cooke should also be suspended for being Matt Cooke.

It was a nasty hit, I can't manufacture much outrage. It does mean we don't have any real enforcers with Shaw gone too.

WTF Price....so who is Montreal's backup?


Peter Budaj.

Hey, wait, I thought you were a B's fan? Did you turncoat on us?
 
2014-05-10 08:16:47 PM  

NeoCortex42: ytterbium: WTF Price....so who is Montreal's backup?

They duct tape an extra crossbar across the middle of the net.


A SECOND CROSSBAR HAS HIT THE GAHDEN!
 
2014-05-10 08:17:27 PM  

idesofmarch: Yes, this is good strategy, Montreal - go on the penalty every chance you can. They'll never understand just how devious you are being by giving them one great scoring opportunity after another.


In fairness, the B's have been getting shorthanded chances on the Habs' PPs too, you can't blame them for hoping they get a turn . . .
 
2014-05-10 08:18:27 PM  

FiendishFellow05: ytterbium: WhiskeySticks: Bollig gets suspended 2 games, Cooke should also be suspended for being Matt Cooke.

It was a nasty hit, I can't manufacture much outrage. It does mean we don't have any real enforcers with Shaw gone too.

WTF Price....so who is Montreal's backup?

Peter Budaj.

Hey, wait, I thought you were a B's fan? Did you turncoat on us?


No I am, I am but I hate seeing goalies suck. I feel bad for them no matter what team.
 
2014-05-10 08:19:10 PM  
Pierre is knob slobbing on Subban for basically what amounts to be a slashing penalty.
 
2014-05-10 08:19:43 PM  
10 minute drive home - miss goals.

did 'goonjuice' win yet?
 
2014-05-10 08:21:45 PM  
After years of denial, back when I was a lad, I had to admit the Habs were just the better team.

Today, I say the B's are just the better team.
 
2014-05-10 08:21:52 PM  

ytterbium: FiendishFellow05: ytterbium: WhiskeySticks: Bollig gets suspended 2 games, Cooke should also be suspended for being Matt Cooke.

It was a nasty hit, I can't manufacture much outrage. It does mean we don't have any real enforcers with Shaw gone too.

WTF Price....so who is Montreal's backup?

Peter Budaj.

Hey, wait, I thought you were a B's fan? Did you turncoat on us?

No I am, I am but I hate seeing goalies suck. I feel bad for them no matter what team.


Hard to feel bad for Price, seeing as he's been standing on his head for the last 4 games.

I was just giving you a hard time, by the way. I'm not one of those Boston fans that foams at the mouth when I see a Montreal jersey. ;o)
 
2014-05-10 08:21:54 PM  
I'm pleased to see that the Bruins have learned to keep their shots low to foil that evil crossbar.
 
2014-05-10 08:22:08 PM  
Im thinking a fight may be imminent if boston scores again.
 
2014-05-10 08:22:50 PM  
Take another penalty Plekanec.
 
2014-05-10 08:23:37 PM  
Does any team cross the blue line more disciplined than the B's.
 
2014-05-10 08:23:37 PM  

tonguedepressor: After years of denial, back when I was a lad, I had to admit the Habs were just the better team.

Today, I say the B's are just the better team.


We stole game 1, game 4 was a coin flip, chickens now coming home to roost.  God dammit.
 
2014-05-10 08:23:38 PM  
Subban threw a cheap punch.
 
2014-05-10 08:24:11 PM  
I have to admit, Boston came to play tonight.

Which is unfortunate.
 
2014-05-10 08:24:11 PM  
wizard moment hahahaahahaha
 
2014-05-10 08:24:15 PM  
Lucic has been poked.
 
2014-05-10 08:25:00 PM  
Subban takes a run at Lucic. Subban declines a fight with Lucic. Not surprising.
 
2014-05-10 08:25:15 PM  
"You're just lucky this board is between us!"
 
2014-05-10 08:25:35 PM  

WinoRhino: Subban threw a cheap punch.


This happens a lot.  For every good play that he makes, he makes 2 or more idiotic plays.  What a travesty that he was given the Norris Trophy.
 
2014-05-10 08:25:56 PM  
Long change. Sip yo' beverage.
 
2014-05-10 08:26:14 PM  
hey it looks like Rask is going to get a shutout

/is that how it works
 
2014-05-10 08:28:30 PM  
It's a fine line between stretching and cuteness.
 
2014-05-10 08:28:36 PM  
Kenny Albert is OK in my book for making fun of Pierre.
 
2014-05-10 08:30:21 PM  

tonguedepressor: Does any team cross the blue line more disciplined than the B's.


Mighty Ducks.

/quack
//Cat > Price
 
2014-05-10 08:30:46 PM  

soopey: Subban takes a run at Lucic. Subban declines a fight with Lucic. Not surprising.


Then he yells at Lucic from the safety of being behind a referee.  What a joke he is.

So at what point does Subban slew-foot Bergeron or some shiat like that?  I got 8 minutes left in the third period (so he can safely get a 10 minute misconduct)
 
2014-05-10 08:30:54 PM  
Soooo...for being the most important series not only do we get cursed with Kenny Albert, but we also have to endure C3PO doing color commentary? Again?!!??

They couldn't fish Tom Mees' ghost out of the pool and give him CPR?
 
2014-05-10 08:31:00 PM  

ytterbium: WhiskeySticks: Bollig gets suspended 2 games, Cooke should also be suspended for being Matt Cooke.

It was a nasty hit, I can't manufacture much outrage. It does mean we don't have any real enforcers with Shaw gone too.

WTF Price....so who is Montreal's backup?


Bicks has gotta step up, Oduya has to get mean.

Stoner has been very uncool all series long.
 
2014-05-10 08:31:44 PM  
Holy crap, DD knocked a guy over.  I thought that violated the laws of physics.
 
2014-05-10 08:32:45 PM  
Subban devolved from Orr to Sean Avery in two games.

/one more, and he becomes Tonya Harding
 
2014-05-10 08:33:44 PM  
Bench this freaking turd.
 
2014-05-10 08:33:49 PM  
Is "Dougie" his real name?  He's an adult for the love of common sense.
 
2014-05-10 08:34:30 PM  
Goon Juice!!!
 
2014-05-10 08:34:43 PM  
At some point, Claude is going to have to healthy-scratch Marchand to send a message.  He's out of control.
 
2014-05-10 08:35:02 PM  
Habs needed to bury that one.  They should have.
 
2014-05-10 08:35:18 PM  

WhiskeySticks: ytterbium: WhiskeySticks: Bollig gets suspended 2 games, Cooke should also be suspended for being Matt Cooke.

It was a nasty hit, I can't manufacture much outrage. It does mean we don't have any real enforcers with Shaw gone too.

WTF Price....so who is Montreal's backup?

Bicks has gotta step up, Oduya has to get mean.

Stoner has been very uncool all series long.


To play in the West and in the Central in particular, Bowman and Q need to just accept that they have to get more physical and not in a Seabrook on Backes way.

Harder hits, more forechecking, etc.
 
2014-05-10 08:35:21 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: /one more, and he becomes Tonya Harding


He's gonna to release a sex tape with his husband?
NTTAWWT
 
2014-05-10 08:35:44 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Subban devolved from Orr to Sean Avery in two games.

/one more, and he becomes Tonya Harding


Colton Orr maybe. Definitely not Bobby.
 
2014-05-10 08:36:05 PM  

caira: Holy crap, DD knocked a guy over.  I thought that violated the laws of physics.


Not really, she's nicknamed DD for a reason and there was probably alcohol involved.  Or are we not talking about The Cat's Meow?
 
2014-05-10 08:37:05 PM  
well there's one
 
2014-05-10 08:37:07 PM  
Habs PP goal, 3-1 Bruins
 
2014-05-10 08:37:36 PM  

That guy on the bike: hey it looks like Rask is going to get a shutout

/is that how it works


yes.
 
2014-05-10 08:37:51 PM  
And it's the dreaded 3-1 lead!

(Actually with the way the B's have been playi-)

IT'S THE DREADED 3-1 LEAD!
 
2014-05-10 08:37:59 PM  
Not enough contact to be interference.
 
2014-05-10 08:38:07 PM  
Ugh.
 
2014-05-10 08:38:10 PM  
Not the dreaded 3-1 lead....
 
2014-05-10 08:38:26 PM  
The dreaded two goal lead...
 
2014-05-10 08:38:34 PM  
The slow climb begins.
 
2014-05-10 08:38:48 PM  

caira: And it's the dreaded 3-1 lead!

(Actually with the way the B's have been playi-)

IT'S THE DREADED 3-1 LEAD!


ytterbium: Not the dreaded 3-1 lead....


^^^^^^^THIS
 
2014-05-10 08:40:52 PM  

RumsfeldsReplacement: At some point, Claude is going to have to healthy-scratch Marchand to send a message.  He's out of control.


With all the stick holding there has been in this series, he just a crap luck for getting caught.
 
2014-05-10 08:41:24 PM  
Wait! Where's your beloved hockey troll?
 
2014-05-10 08:42:57 PM  

Canadian Lurker: Wait! Where's your beloved hockey troll?


Did you not just see Gallagher score?
 
2014-05-10 08:43:15 PM  

Canadian Lurker: Wait! Where's your beloved hockey troll?


He posted that he is no longer posting on fark and then he posted the next morning in a leafs thread. He's a sad sad hypocrite.
 
2014-05-10 08:43:17 PM  

Canadian Lurker: Wait! Where's your beloved hockey troll?


mikaloyd?
 
2014-05-10 08:43:47 PM  

soopey: RumsfeldsReplacement: At some point, Claude is going to have to healthy-scratch Marchand to send a message.  He's out of control.

With all the stick holding there has been in this series, he just a crap luck for getting caught.


But he's Marchand.  He's ALWAYS going to get caught.  It comes with the territory of being who he is.  He has to know that.  He needs to calm the fark down and I don't think he will until he actually gets benched for a game.
 
2014-05-10 08:44:21 PM  
Dear TD Bank North Garden organist,

You've been awesome for the most part, but that last song selection was atrocious.

1)  "Dark Horse" is a terrible song.
2)  The Bruins are the exact opposite of a dark horse
 
2014-05-10 08:44:28 PM  
Now that my old lady left the house I can take a break from drinking and make my ice cream.

I need it.
 
2014-05-10 08:44:42 PM  

2wolves: Is "Dougie" his real name?  He's an adult for the love of common sense.


Not sure, but he has a very punchable face.
 
2014-05-10 08:44:57 PM  
Damn! Good pressure B's!
 
2014-05-10 08:45:27 PM  

Polish Hussar: Dear TD Bank North Garden organist,

You've been awesome for the most part, but that last song selection was atrocious.

1)  "Dark Horse" is a terrible song.
2)  The Bruins are the exact opposite of a dark horse


Someone want to clone John Kiley from his remains?
 
2014-05-10 08:45:50 PM  

fatalvenom: Now that my old lady left the house I can take a break from drinking and make my ice cream.

I need it.


Is it made with Guinness?
 
2014-05-10 08:46:05 PM  

RumsfeldsReplacement: soopey: RumsfeldsReplacement: At some point, Claude is going to have to healthy-scratch Marchand to send a message.  He's out of control.

With all the stick holding there has been in this series, he just a crap luck for getting caught.

But he's Marchand.  He's ALWAYS going to get caught.  It comes with the territory of being who he is.  He has to know that.  He needs to calm the fark down and I don't think he will until he actually gets benched for a game.


He only has 6 penalties in 9 games this post season.
 
2014-05-10 08:46:12 PM  

soopey: Canadian Lurker: Wait! Where's your beloved hockey troll?

He posted that he is no longer posting on fark and then he posted the next morning in a leafs thread. He's a sad sad hypocrite.


I got him highlighted in red because he's a little over the top... even for me.
 
2014-05-10 08:46:33 PM  

RumsfeldsReplacement: soopey: RumsfeldsReplacement: At some point, Claude is going to have to healthy-scratch Marchand to send a message.  He's out of control.

With all the stick holding there has been in this series, he just a crap luck for getting caught.

But he's Marchand.  He's ALWAYS going to get caught.  It comes with the territory of being who he is.  He has to know that.  He needs to calm the fark down and I don't think he will until he actually gets benched for a game.


Plus his honker sticks out like a dorsal fin. Just gonna attract the eye.
 
2014-05-10 08:47:01 PM  

Polish Hussar: Dear TD Bank North Garden organist,

You've been awesome for the most part, but that last song selection was atrocious.

1)  "Dark Horse" is a terrible song.
2)  The Bruins are the exact opposite of a dark horse



Musical Autopsy: Katy Perry ft. Juicy J - Dark Horse
 
2014-05-10 08:47:48 PM  

Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Now that my old lady left the house I can take a break from drinking and make my ice cream.

I need it.

Is it made with Guinness?


Surprisingly no.

But there isn't one part of it that doesn't include peanuts or peanut butter.

I'll post a pic once I'm done making it.
 
2014-05-10 08:48:19 PM  

Canadian Lurker: soopey: Canadian Lurker: Wait! Where's your beloved hockey troll?

He posted that he is no longer posting on fark and then he posted the next morning in a leafs thread. He's a sad sad hypocrite.

I got him highlighted in red because he's a little over the top... even for me.


I just have him blocked.  It's way easier that way.
 
2014-05-10 08:48:40 PM  

Aezetyr: Polish Hussar: Dear TD Bank North Garden organist,

You've been awesome for the most part, but that last song selection was atrocious.

1)  "Dark Horse" is a terrible song.
2)  The Bruins are the exact opposite of a dark horse


Musical Autopsy: Katy Perry ft. Juicy J - Dark Horse


oh - really NSFW language
 
2014-05-10 08:48:51 PM  

fatalvenom: Now that my old lady left the house I can take a break from drinking and make my ice cream.

I need it.


Damn man....You need to negotiate some sort of détente for te playoffs.
 
2014-05-10 08:49:55 PM  

Aezetyr: Polish Hussar: Dear TD Bank North Garden organist,

You've been awesome for the most part, but that last song selection was atrocious.

1)  "Dark Horse" is a terrible song.
2)  The Bruins are the exact opposite of a dark horse


Musical Autopsy: Katy Perry ft. Juicy J - Dark Horse


Nice.  I think you'd like Todd in the Shadows' review as well.
 
2014-05-10 08:52:20 PM  
i36.photobucket.com

Issue number one: Jack Daniels. Nectar of the gods or just decent cheap booze?
Personally, I only drink it 'cuz I get it for free.
Whaddya say, Dean?
 
2014-05-10 08:52:34 PM  

fatalvenom: Now that my old lady left the house I can take a break from drinking and make my ice cream.

I need it.


Was it in a huff? I picture a big swirly dark purple huff.

/sorry man
 
2014-05-10 08:53:28 PM  
LOL Keith Jones
 
2014-05-10 08:54:40 PM  

fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Now that my old lady left the house I can take a break from drinking and make my ice cream.

I need it.

Is it made with Guinness?

Surprisingly no.

But there isn't one part of it that doesn't include peanuts or peanut butter.

I'll post a pic once I'm done making it.


If you're ever in Detroit, you might want to check out Roast's dessert menu
 
2014-05-10 08:55:53 PM  

Aezetyr: Aezetyr: Polish Hussar: Dear TD Bank North Garden organist,

You've been awesome for the most part, but that last song selection was atrocious.

1)  "Dark Horse" is a terrible song.
2)  The Bruins are the exact opposite of a dark horse


Musical Autopsy: Katy Perry ft. Juicy J - Dark Horse

oh - really NSFW language


Not to worry, I safely ensconced at home with hockey, beer, and a buffalo chicken calzone.  Also, I forgot to list my link NSFW for language as well.
 
2014-05-10 08:56:29 PM  

ytterbium: fatalvenom: Now that my old lady left the house I can take a break from drinking and make my ice cream.

I need it.

Was it in a huff? I picture a big swirly dark purple huff.

/sorry man


It was quite quick. Only a minute and a huff.

/Groucho
 
2014-05-10 08:58:40 PM  

Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Now that my old lady left the house I can take a break from drinking and make my ice cream.

I need it.

Is it made with Guinness?

Surprisingly no.

But there isn't one part of it that doesn't include peanuts or peanut butter.

I'll post a pic once I'm done making it.

If you're ever in Detroit, you might want to check out Roast's dessert menu


I just posted Diabeetus...

i1045.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-10 08:59:14 PM  
Fark it, I'm gonna play poker.  See you hockey farkers later (Maybe read the thread on breaks).
 
2014-05-10 08:59:19 PM  

fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Now that my old lady left the house I can take a break from drinking and make my ice cream.

I need it.

Is it made with Guinness?

Surprisingly no.

But there isn't one part of it that doesn't include peanuts or peanut butter.

I'll post a pic once I'm done making it.

If you're ever in Detroit, you might want to check out Roast's dessert menu

I just posted Diabeetus...

[i1045.photobucket.com image 300x400]


Pardon me, I need to run down to the pharmacy for a gallon of insulin.
 
2014-05-10 09:00:17 PM  

Aezetyr: Polish Hussar: Dear TD Bank North Garden organist,

You've been awesome for the most part, but that last song selection was atrocious.

1)  "Dark Horse" is a terrible song.
2)  The Bruins are the exact opposite of a dark horse


Musical Autopsy: Katy Perry ft. Juicy J - Dark Horse


Yep. Pringles. I'd eat it.
 
2014-05-10 09:01:30 PM  

Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Now that my old lady left the house I can take a break from drinking and make my ice cream.

I need it.

Is it made with Guinness?

Surprisingly no.

But there isn't one part of it that doesn't include peanuts or peanut butter.

I'll post a pic once I'm done making it.

If you're ever in Detroit, you might want to check out Roast's dessert menu

I just posted Diabeetus...

[i1045.photobucket.com image 300x400]

Pardon me, I need to run down to the pharmacy for a gallon of insulin.


But ohhhhh boy is it good.
 
2014-05-10 09:02:54 PM  
I might actually have to go see that Godzilla movie in IMAX but not 3d
 
2014-05-10 09:03:35 PM  
Hiller must be pissed at Bruce.
 
2014-05-10 09:04:16 PM  

fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Now that my old lady left the house I can take a break from drinking and make my ice cream.

I need it.

Is it made with Guinness?

Surprisingly no.

But there isn't one part of it that doesn't include peanuts or peanut butter.

I'll post a pic once I'm done making it.

If you're ever in Detroit, you might want to check out Roast's dessert menu

I just posted Diabeetus...

[i1045.photobucket.com image 300x400]

Pardon me, I need to run down to the pharmacy for a gallon of insulin.

But ohhhhh boy is it good.


I'd make a crack about American obesity, but if memory serves Australia is one of about three countries that isn't allowed to throw rock cakes on that topic.
 
2014-05-10 09:05:03 PM  
C'mon Bs! 20 more minutes! MOAR GOALS!!
 
2014-05-10 09:05:56 PM  
 . . . Illinois tourism ads on HNIC?  Canada has the Valley of the Ten Peaks, why is anyone else (warm places excepted) even trying?
 
2014-05-10 09:06:08 PM  

caira: fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Polish Hussar: fatalvenom: Now that my old lady left the house I can take a break from drinking and make my ice cream.

I need it.

Is it made with Guinness?

Surprisingly no.

But there isn't one part of it that doesn't include peanuts or peanut butter.

I'll post a pic once I'm done making it.

If you're ever in Detroit, you might want to check out Roast's dessert menu

I just posted Diabeetus...

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Pardon me, I need to run down to the pharmacy for a gallon of insulin.

But ohhhhh boy is it good.

I'd make a crack about American obesity, but if memory serves Australia is one of about three countries that isn't allowed to throw rock cakes on that topic.


The kicker is I'm not fat.

Surprisingly enough, truth be told.
 
2014-05-10 09:06:38 PM  
Here we go...
 
2014-05-10 09:06:54 PM  

fatalvenom: I just posted Diabeetus...


Jesus Wept!

_________________________

i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com

 
2014-05-10 09:06:55 PM  

Polish Hussar: Aezetyr: Aezetyr: Polish Hussar: Dear TD Bank North Garden organist,

You've been awesome for the most part, but that last song selection was atrocious.

1)  "Dark Horse" is a terrible song.
2)  The Bruins are the exact opposite of a dark horse


Musical Autopsy: Katy Perry ft. Juicy J - Dark Horse

oh - really NSFW language

Not to worry, I safely ensconced at home with hockey, beer, and a buffalo chicken calzone.  Also, I forgot to list my link NSFW for language as well.


Awesome.  Todd in the shadows is pretty good too.
Calzone sounds pretty good.
 
2014-05-10 09:07:09 PM  
I'm sticking with Slewfoot until the bitter end.

And it looks like the lesser of two evils are up by two goals.  I'm okay with this.
 
2014-05-10 09:07:10 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-10 09:07:31 PM  

Aezetyr: Polish Hussar: Dear TD Bank North Garden organist,

You've been awesome for the most part, but that last song selection was atrocious.

1)  "Dark Horse" is a terrible song.
2)  The Bruins are the exact opposite of a dark horse


Musical Autopsy: Katy Perry ft. Juicy J - Dark Horse


Oh wow, that's funny.

BIG HIT BY LOOCH ON EMELIN
 
2014-05-10 09:07:54 PM  

Polish Hussar: [img.fark.net image 214x151]


:)
 
2014-05-10 09:08:01 PM  
I feel theee are 3 more goals to be scored. Which way, I dunno.
 
2014-05-10 09:08:10 PM  

Polish Hussar:


Cigarette?
 
2014-05-10 09:12:26 PM  
Observations:

There are many goals.

I still hate both teams.

I agree to cheer for the Broons in exchange for Rags support from Fark Broons fans.

I regret this. God I hate the Broons.

But a deal is a deal.
 
2014-05-10 09:13:23 PM  
Oh... and accept GoonJuice as your savior.
 
2014-05-10 09:13:29 PM  
. . . how is "rolling four lines" not already in the drinking game?
 
2014-05-10 09:14:47 PM  

MrJesus: Observations:

There are many goals.

I still hate both teams.

I agree to cheer for the Broons in exchange for Rags support from Fark Broons fans.

I regret this. God I hate the Broons.

But a deal is a deal.


As much as I dislike NY...deal.

I want to see Pierre's tears when Cindy doesn't advance.

Hmmm...new name for a shot? Pierre's Tears?
 
2014-05-10 09:14:50 PM  
I think the only reason Marchand is playing is so that he can draw players off of Bergeron.
Or Caron is just not that good.
 
2014-05-10 09:15:10 PM  
Wow, Habs just put on their clown skates
 
2014-05-10 09:15:12 PM  
Ice is slippery, kiddos.
 
2014-05-10 09:16:13 PM  

caira: . . . how is "rolling four lines" not already in the drinking game?


It is. It should be. It shall forever be. Drink!
 
2014-05-10 09:17:05 PM  

Aezetyr: I think the only reason Marchand is playing is so that he can draw players off of Bergeron.
Or Caron is just not that good.


It's that.  Also Marchand is a really really really good player when his head is in the game rather than up his own ass.  He's a possession monster.
 
2014-05-10 09:18:20 PM  

fatalvenom: I want to see Pierre's tears when Cindy doesn't advance.

Hmmm...new name for a shot? Pierre's Tears?


WhiskeySticks, get on this.
 
2014-05-10 09:18:30 PM  
Going back to bed and listen on the radio...it's when the Bruins score goals.
 
2014-05-10 09:18:33 PM  
Popping in late from the road to throw in a vote for goonjuice.

/go habs
//go cyclones
 
2014-05-10 09:19:22 PM  

2wolves: Is "Dougie" his real name?  He's an adult for the love of common sense.


Robert Orr and Gordon Howe are very disappointed in him.
 
2014-05-10 09:19:37 PM  

MrJesus: I agree to cheer for the Broons in exchange for Rags support from Fark Broons fans.


You got a deal with me.
 
2014-05-10 09:19:39 PM  

fatalvenom: MrJesus: Observations:

There are many goals.

I still hate both teams.

I agree to cheer for the Broons in exchange for Rags support from Fark Broons fans.

I regret this. God I hate the Broons.

But a deal is a deal.

As much as I dislike NY...deal.

I want to see Pierre's tears when Cindy doesn't advance.

Hmmm...new name for a shot? Pierre's Tears?


I can get down with this.
 
2014-05-10 09:19:57 PM  
Still dogging Mike.  ha!
 
2014-05-10 09:21:05 PM  

BATMANATEE: 2wolves: Is "Dougie" his real name?  He's an adult for the love of common sense.

Robert Orr and Gordon Howe are very disappointed in him.


This is Canada, the head of state's called Lizzie, ain't she?
 
2014-05-10 09:21:40 PM  

caira: BATMANATEE: 2wolves: Is "Dougie" his real name?  He's an adult for the love of common sense.

Robert Orr and Gordon Howe are very disappointed in him.

This is Canada, the head of state's called Lizzie, ain't she?


That's Queen Bess to you.
 
2014-05-10 09:22:48 PM  

MrJesus: Observations:

There are many goals.

I still hate both teams.

I agree to cheer for the Broons in exchange for Rags support from Fark Broons fans.

I regret this. God I hate the Broons.

But a deal is a deal.


Well, I was cheerring for the Rags because Not Penguins
 
2014-05-10 09:23:16 PM  

MrJesus: I agree to cheer for the Broons in exchange for Rags support from Fark Broons fans.


I think I've made it pretty clear I've rooting for the Not Pingus.
 
2014-05-10 09:25:04 PM  

RumsfeldsReplacement: Aezetyr: I think the only reason Marchand is playing is so that he can draw players off of Bergeron.
Or Caron is just not that good.

It's that.   Also Marchand is a really really really good player when his head is in the game rather than up his own ass.  He's a possession monster.


Agreed. Too many players take the "pest" thing too far, and it begins to define them. Marchand is also killer on the p-k
 
2014-05-10 09:25:15 PM  

caira: BATMANATEE: 2wolves: Is "Dougie" his real name?  He's an adult for the love of common sense.

Robert Orr and Gordon Howe are very disappointed in him.

This is Canada, the head of state's called Lizzie, ain't she?


Betty's a good sport, eh. I'm not so sure about Chuck though.
 
2014-05-10 09:26:13 PM  

BATMANATEE: caira: BATMANATEE: 2wolves: Is "Dougie" his real name?  He's an adult for the love of common sense.

Robert Orr and Gordon Howe are very disappointed in him.

This is Canada, the head of state's called Lizzie, ain't she?

Betty's a good sport, eh. I'm not so sure about Chuck though.


Ah, Chuckie.  The republican's best friend.

/oh, hey, Rask, Weise says hi
 
2014-05-10 09:26:28 PM  

fatalvenom: Hmmm...new name for a shot? Pierre's Tears?



SECOND
 
2014-05-10 09:27:11 PM  
Weise was smart to turn around there
 
2014-05-10 09:28:04 PM  

fatalvenom: Hmmm...new name for a shot? Pierre's Tears?


amaretto, grenadine, triple sec
 
2014-05-10 09:28:13 PM  

craigzy: fatalvenom: Hmmm...new name for a shot? Pierre's Tears?


SECOND


Any clear spirit and tap water from whichever city most recently beat the Pens.
 
2014-05-10 09:28:31 PM  
Time to pull Price.
 
2014-05-10 09:29:16 PM  
Boston sitting back. Not good.
 
2014-05-10 09:29:47 PM  

2wolves: Time to pull Price.


Patrick Roy? Is that you?
 
2014-05-10 09:30:15 PM  

2wolves: Time to pull Price.


And leave the post out there?
 
2014-05-10 09:30:56 PM  
4-1
 
2014-05-10 09:30:58 PM  
Loui!
 
2014-05-10 09:30:58 PM  
4-1 Bruins
 
2014-05-10 09:30:59 PM  

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2014-05-10 09:31:00 PM  
This third line is on fire.
 
2014-05-10 09:31:04 PM  
Team Sweden!
 
2014-05-10 09:31:12 PM  
img.fark.netimg.fark.netimg.fark.netimg.fark.net
 
2014-05-10 09:31:26 PM  
eh and that's the game.  Habs need to skate more on Monday
 
2014-05-10 09:31:26 PM  
Game 6, Do or Die.
 
2014-05-10 09:31:27 PM  
But but but 3-1 . . .

/dammit, Loui, I can't hate you either
 
2014-05-10 09:31:41 PM  
Well this one is good and over
 
2014-05-10 09:31:55 PM  
WHERE IS YOUR CLANG NOW?
 
2014-05-10 09:32:40 PM  
Crossbar in now.
 
2014-05-10 09:32:52 PM  
Yeah, but they still have the crossbar in net
 
2014-05-10 09:32:56 PM  
Invisible Dryden pulled!
 
2014-05-10 09:33:09 PM  
Price is on the bench already.
 
2014-05-10 09:33:10 PM  

2wolves: Time to pull Price.


Habs listened to you
 
2014-05-10 09:34:10 PM  
Bingo!!!

That should be the coffin nail...
 
2014-05-10 09:34:38 PM  

soopey: Boston sitting back. Not good.


Have you ever been happier to be so wrong?
 
2014-05-10 09:36:39 PM  
OMG Subban Flopped.
 
2014-05-10 09:36:39 PM  
I'm actually OK with Bartkowski throwing Subban down.
 
2014-05-10 09:36:44 PM  
but they diddn't call the knee to knee. wtf.
 
2014-05-10 09:36:59 PM  
Well, that was dumb.  Habs PP, Price still on the bench.
 
2014-05-10 09:37:04 PM  
WHY DOES BARTKOWSKI PLAY?

For fark's sake Meszaros isn't THAT bad.
 
2014-05-10 09:37:28 PM  
That was close.
 
2014-05-10 09:37:31 PM  
WOWOW
 
2014-05-10 09:38:14 PM  
well at least Subban gets to rub something in
 
2014-05-10 09:38:15 PM  
Habs PP goal, 4-2 Bruins with 2:29 left
 
2014-05-10 09:38:18 PM  
well that happened...
 
2014-05-10 09:38:20 PM  
Durnit.
 
2014-05-10 09:38:22 PM  
Trollgoal!
 
2014-05-10 09:38:34 PM  
Subban plays rag doll diver to get the penalty call. Of course he gets the pp goal.
 
2014-05-10 09:38:42 PM  
I know it was 6 on 4 but nice goal.
 
2014-05-10 09:38:52 PM  
fark Subban.

Flopping piece of shiat
 
2014-05-10 09:39:17 PM  
Off the crossbar and in.  You had one job, crossbar, ONE JOB!
 
2014-05-10 09:39:36 PM  
So beautiful, what power and skill.
 
2014-05-10 09:39:55 PM  

soopey: Subban plays rag doll diver to get the penalty call. Of course he gets the pp goal.


Relax, the empty net will give it right back.
 
2014-05-10 09:40:15 PM  

Polish Hussar: Off the crossbar and in.  You had one job, crossbar, ONE JOB!


Crossbar plays for the Habs, I thought we'd established this.   Look, it's even in our colours!
 
2014-05-10 09:41:23 PM  

Polish Hussar: 2wolves: Time to pull Price.

Habs listened to you


Of course.

;-)
 
2014-05-10 09:42:09 PM  
Clear the fahkinh pick!
 
2014-05-10 09:42:16 PM  

caira: Polish Hussar: Off the crossbar and in.  You had one job, crossbar, ONE JOB!

Crossbar plays for the Habs, I thought we'd established this.   Look, it's even in our colours!


Le rouge-rouge-rouge
 
2014-05-10 09:42:37 PM  
Oh my god I love playoff hockey (but my fingernails hate me)
 
2014-05-10 09:43:16 PM  

caira: Polish Hussar: Off the crossbar and in.  You had one job, crossbar, ONE JOB!

Crossbar plays for the Habs, I thought we'd established this.   Look, it's even in our colours!


Should be yellow, just like subban's belly
 
2014-05-10 09:43:31 PM  
Pick, puck, whatever -- you can get it out of the zone!
 
2014-05-10 09:43:33 PM  
Thornton gets his chuckles in.
 
2014-05-10 09:43:37 PM  
Thornton laughing better be a GIF soon. I lack the tech to make it.
 
2014-05-10 09:44:18 PM  
Invisible Dryden!
 
2014-05-10 09:45:29 PM  
CLEAR THE ZONE!
 
2014-05-10 09:45:29 PM  

caira: Oh my god I love playoff hockey (but my fingernails hate me)


A little weird watching it before midday, with the sun streaming in. Bright side though, gets it out of the way before lunch with the SOS mum
 
2014-05-10 09:45:36 PM  

i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com

 
2014-05-10 09:45:47 PM  
I just watched that in slow-mo, and it does look like Thornton squirted him.
 
2014-05-10 09:46:12 PM  
well the better team won tonight.  Habs need to bring it all Monday and play their speed game
 
2014-05-10 09:46:21 PM  
Perfect timing for the next game
 
2014-05-10 09:46:23 PM  
Last Canadien to get in a fight with Kevan Miller got his frontal cortex rearraigned. Gallagher should keep to attacking watermelons.
 
2014-05-10 09:46:27 PM  

WinoRhino: I just watched that in slow-mo, and it does look like Thornton squirted him.


Yep.  Total cheese.
 
2014-05-10 09:46:43 PM  

brian7dog: caira: Oh my god I love playoff hockey (but my fingernails hate me)

A little weird watching it before midday, with the sun streaming in. Bright side though, gets it out of the way before lunch with the SOS mum


Heh.  It's fine hangover recovery, although this particular game was no help at all to my headache.  Also, there's sun where you are?  Lucky sod.
 
2014-05-10 09:46:55 PM  
Hiller hurt?
 
2014-05-10 09:46:55 PM  
One more win to go!!!
 
2014-05-10 09:47:00 PM  

brian7dog: caira: Oh my god I love playoff hockey (but my fingernails hate me)

A little weird watching it before midday, with the sun streaming in. Bright side though, gets it out of the way before lunch with the SOS mum


It's funny, you'll see players' pre-game interview for a noon game, and they'll talk about "tonight."
 
2014-05-10 09:47:17 PM  
Well, here's looking forward to a Game 7.

If not, good series Bruins.
 
2014-05-10 09:48:03 PM  
Oh yeah, West Coast hockey now. Nice and early. Go...Gibson? I don't recall seeing this guy.
 
2014-05-10 09:48:08 PM  
Apparently not
 
2014-05-10 09:49:19 PM  

caira: brian7dog: caira: Oh my god I love playoff hockey (but my fingernails hate me)

A little weird watching it before midday, with the sun streaming in. Bright side though, gets it out of the way before lunch with the SOS mum

Heh.  It's fine hangover recovery, although this particular game was no help at all to my headache.  Also, there's sun where you are?  Lucky sod.


NSW/Vic border, poured rain all day yesterday, currently sunny and cool.
 
2014-05-10 09:51:23 PM  

ytterbium: Oh yeah, West Coast hockey now. Nice and early. Go...Gibson? I don't recall seeing this guy.


Neither have I, he's only played in 3 NHL games before this.
 
2014-05-10 09:52:43 PM  

Polish Hussar: ytterbium: Oh yeah, West Coast hockey now. Nice and early. Go...Gibson? I don't recall seeing this guy.

Neither have I, he's only played in 3 NHL games before this.


That's freak'n ballsy at this stage of the series.
 
2014-05-10 09:56:05 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Polish Hussar: ytterbium: Oh yeah, West Coast hockey now. Nice and early. Go...Gibson? I don't recall seeing this guy.

Neither have I, he's only played in 3 NHL games before this.

That's freak'n ballsy at this stage of the series.


Poor Hiller, he looked despondent on the bench.
 
2014-05-10 09:57:38 PM  

Earguy: brian7dog: caira: Oh my god I love playoff hockey (but my fingernails hate me)

A little weird watching it before midday, with the sun streaming in. Bright side though, gets it out of the way before lunch with the SOS mum

It's funny, you'll see players' pre-game interview for a noon game, and they'll talk about "tonight."


It's because they're trained in clichés.
 
2014-05-10 10:00:43 PM  

ytterbium: Primitive Screwhead: Polish Hussar: ytterbium: Oh yeah, West Coast hockey now. Nice and early. Go...Gibson? I don't recall seeing this guy.

Neither have I, he's only played in 3 NHL games before this.

That's freak'n ballsy at this stage of the series.

Poor Hiller, he looked despondent on the bench.


How would you like to be a healthy vet goalie who gets passed up for a rookie during the playoffs?
That's just sad.  I almost feel bad for him.  Almost.  Lol.
 
2014-05-10 10:00:46 PM  
Post!
 
2014-05-10 10:03:28 PM  
Oh, hey, the Habs finally lose and now the sun comes out.  Apparently God is a Bruins fan, which neatly solves the whole theodicy problem.
 
2014-05-10 10:06:48 PM  
Sigh.  Kings PP is bad and they should feel bad :-/

/Go Kings
 
2014-05-10 10:09:29 PM  
Time to clean the ice.
Goalie Distraction Squad, engage!

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-10 10:11:31 PM  
Wow, it was hard telling just who was on the power play those last couple of minutes....

In what is becoming an all too familiar story, Quick is keeping this game together. If he wasn't standing on his head the way he has been the score would be a  lot different.

/Gibson's the future, I just didn't expect to see him here
//if anyone can do it though I'd expect him to be able to, he's that good
 
2014-05-10 10:11:45 PM  

jaylectricity: Earguy: brian7dog: caira: Oh my god I love playoff hockey (but my fingernails hate me)

A little weird watching it before midday, with the sun streaming in. Bright side though, gets it out of the way before lunch with the SOS mum

It's funny, you'll see players' pre-game interview for a noon game, and they'll talk about "tonight."

It's because they're trained in clichés.


They all took Kevin Costner's wisdom from Bull Durham to heart
 
2014-05-10 10:18:42 PM  
Ducks score!
 
2014-05-10 10:18:49 PM  
Ducks draw first blood. 1-0 Quackles
 
2014-05-10 10:18:55 PM  
DSP with another goal.... he's having quite the playoffs
 
2014-05-10 10:19:01 PM  
BooOOooOoooOOooo!
 
2014-05-10 10:19:01 PM  
Ducking goal by Anaheim.
 
2014-05-10 10:19:45 PM  
Yay Ducks!
 
2014-05-10 10:23:21 PM  
Looks like everyone went to bed after the Bruins/Habs game.
 
2014-05-10 10:25:36 PM  

soopey: Looks like everyone went to bed after the Bruins/Habs game.


I was just thinking the same thing.  Not many west coast hockey fans apparently
 
2014-05-10 10:26:01 PM  

soopey: Looks like everyone went to bed after the Bruins/Habs game.


I'm watching, been hanging with the family.

Wow...Quick lets in two already
 
2014-05-10 10:26:04 PM  

soopey: Looks like everyone went to bed after the Bruins/Habs game.


Switched to the fights, but recording the game.
 
2014-05-10 10:26:46 PM  
I don't care who wins this series, just want to see it go 7. Unless Chicago wins tomorrow night, then I want LA to just finish the Ducks off. So, damn...wish I knew who to root for.
 
2014-05-10 10:26:55 PM  
That was nice of Quick to use himself as a backboard for Getz....
 
2014-05-10 10:28:21 PM  

ytterbium: soopey: Looks like everyone went to bed after the Bruins/Habs game.

I'm watching, been hanging with the family.

Wow...Quick lets in two already


Not surprised he meet in two already. UMass Amherst hockey always let's in early goals. Always.

/GoLowell!
 
2014-05-10 10:28:32 PM  

soopey: Looks like everyone went to bed after the Bruins/Habs game.


If I was out west I'd probably be getting ready to go out for a night on the town.
 
2014-05-10 10:28:40 PM  

soopey: Looks like everyone went to bed after the Bruins/Habs game.


I'm here but I'm trying to assemble a few boxes that need shipped out early next week.

/would like to go to bed
//not going to miss a Ducks game though
///apparently a good decision tonight
 
2014-05-10 10:31:04 PM  
I'm going to bed too. Lots of yard work to do tomorrow.

/mowing, planting, weeding, beer drinking, hole digging, root pulling, beer drinking.
 
2014-05-10 10:31:14 PM  

jaylectricity: I don't care who wins this series, just want to see it go 7. Unless Chicago wins tomorrow night, then I want LA to just finish the Ducks off. So, damn...wish I knew who to root for.


I'm going with the Ducks because I like Hiller and think their uniforms are cooler than LA's.

/my girliness is showing
 
2014-05-10 10:31:21 PM  

ytterbium: 'll be covering the local scene, some NHL with a focus on the Central Division. Maybe a smidgen of DRW to appease their fans around here. I'll be a totally subjective crank, like a female Espo.


You must reference "Slapshot".  You just gotta.

How about "Hey, Hanrahan!"
or "Putting on the foil"
or "The Francine Show"

or something.

Or "Goonjuice"
 
2014-05-10 10:31:35 PM  

dietbubba: soopey: Looks like everyone went to bed after the Bruins/Habs game.

I was just thinking the same thing.  Not many west coast hockey fans apparently


I'm still here, just been talking to my roommate.
 
2014-05-10 10:32:59 PM  

ytterbium: jaylectricity: I don't care who wins this series, just want to see it go 7. Unless Chicago wins tomorrow night, then I want LA to just finish the Ducks off. So, damn...wish I knew who to root for.

I'm going with the Ducks because I like Hiller and think their uniforms are cooler than LA's.

/my girliness is showing


I'm rooting for LA because fark Corey Perry.
 
2014-05-10 10:33:16 PM  
still here. i got to watch quick a lot at umass, and good for him. i want ducks to win tonight.
 
2014-05-10 10:35:49 PM  
BABY LEAFS STEAL TWO IN CHICAGO!!!!!  GO MARLIES!
 
2014-05-10 10:36:02 PM  

ytterbium: jaylectricity: I don't care who wins this series, just want to see it go 7. Unless Chicago wins tomorrow night, then I want LA to just finish the Ducks off. So, damn...wish I knew who to root for.

I'm going with the Ducks because I like Hiller and think their uniforms are cooler than LA's.

/my girliness is showing


If that makes me girly, then someone get me an umbrella for my facewash.

Also going for the Pens because "Rags" is the most appropriate nickname in the history of sport - seriously, that lettering was only excusable when Tex's wife was ordering it from a catalogue and sewing them onto the guernseys herself.
 
2014-05-10 10:36:37 PM  
Not everyone has gone to bed.
 
2014-05-10 10:38:15 PM  

ytterbium: jaylectricity: I don't care who wins this series, just want to see it go 7. Unless Chicago wins tomorrow night, then I want LA to just finish the Ducks off. So, damn...wish I knew who to root for.

I'm going with the Ducks because I like Hiller and think their uniforms are cooler than LA's.

/my girliness is showing


LA was the "cooler" uniform growing up because of the black. There's an NWA song called Real Ni**az where there's a line "Bow down to the King's and Raider hats" and I guess we thought committing crimes was cool and we worshipped these "Gangsters".
 
2014-05-10 10:39:45 PM  

2wolves: Not everyone has gone to bed.


I'm just watching the Bruins postgame press conferences and player interviews, then I'll switch over to the game. The girlfriend went to bed and it didn't seem like she felt like fooling around, so I'll just stay out here with the bourbon.
 
2014-05-10 10:45:07 PM  
Go seven game series!
 
2014-05-10 10:45:51 PM  
BRUINS MOTHERF*CKER!!! WOOOOO!!!!!


Anaheim? Meh.


And now back to my regularly scheduled heavy drinking.
 
2014-05-10 10:46:09 PM  
Another unknown goalie...Jones in for Quick.
 
2014-05-10 10:46:28 PM  
Wow, LA pulled Quick.  WOnder if he got hurt
 
2014-05-10 10:46:49 PM  
I'm still here btw.  I've just been sexting with a hot chick 12 years younger than me.  I might disappear in the near future if she decides to come over.  I'm rooting for game 7.  .And goonjuice FTW!
 
2014-05-10 10:49:46 PM  
GOONJUICE!!
 
2014-05-10 10:54:39 PM  
I used to drink Goonjuice when I was DJ'ing a decade ago. I'd empty out half a 32oz bottle and fill it with vodka, then bring another 32 gatorade.

I'd start the night just drinking regular gatorade, and then when things got rocking, I settled down and started sipping my goonjuice. I'd spin for a little while longer, then put on a 30 minute continuous mix that I had prepared before hand so I could take a break, go to the bathroom, etc.

Usually somebody would buy me a beer or something and I'd come out of the gig with a decent buzz.
 
2014-05-10 10:55:36 PM  
How the F**K did that not go in!?
 
2014-05-10 10:57:13 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Wow, LA pulled Quick.  WOnder if he got hurt


I don't think so -- Jones actually played earlier against the Sharks, and was excellent during the regular season.
I think Sutter is trying to shake the Kings awake, and maybe throw off the Ducks.
 
2014-05-10 10:59:34 PM  

ytterbium: I'm going with the Ducks because I like Hiller and think their uniforms are cooler than LA's.


I actually like the Kings "last-gen" uniforms much better; I thought silver-purple-black was the coolest color scheme in the league.
I think the black & whites are super boring, but they'll probably stay with them forever since they won the Cup as soon as they switched :-/
 
2014-05-10 10:59:50 PM  
holy drunk batman...been hosting a "all the May Holidays"  party, so been over the grill and drinking....glad to see the Bruins win...what's the verdict on the SlewFoot/ReggieDunlop/Goonjuice??
 
2014-05-10 11:04:05 PM  

Gawdzila: ytterbium: I'm going with the Ducks because I like Hiller and think their uniforms are cooler than LA's.

I actually like the Kings "last-gen" uniforms much better; I thought silver-purple-black was the coolest color scheme in the league.
I think the black & whites are super boring, but they'll probably stay with them forever since they won the Cup as soon as they switched :-/


Agreed, I miss the purple and silver. B&W = yawn.
 
2014-05-10 11:07:27 PM  

JT_Goalie: holy drunk batman...been hosting a "all the May Holidays"  party, so been over the grill and drinking....glad to see the Bruins win...what's the verdict on the SlewFoot/ReggieDunlop/Goonjuice??


it seems goonjuice is winning by a lot
 
2014-05-10 11:10:38 PM  
Kings looking a lot better this period.  Too bad they dug themselves a hole first, but they'll get it back if they keep pressing.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-10 11:11:18 PM  

Aezetyr: Thornton laughing better be a GIF soon. I lack the tech to make it.


NoScript is really farking up my fark experience with this cross-site scripting thing.

https://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/852392259.gif?139 97 72652

But there it is.
 
2014-05-10 11:12:31 PM  

craigzy: JT_Goalie: holy drunk batman...been hosting a "all the May Holidays"  party, so been over the grill and drinking....glad to see the Bruins win...what's the verdict on the SlewFoot/ReggieDunlop/Goonjuice??

it seems goonjuice is winning by a lot


It's the grassroots favorite.
 
2014-05-10 11:12:44 PM  
sutter agitated?

i didnt realize the man was capable of emotion... or speech.
 
2014-05-10 11:13:11 PM  
FARK!!!
That was an awesome play, shoulda been in!
 
2014-05-10 11:15:05 PM  
Alright Kings, don't eff this PP up!
 
2014-05-10 11:15:38 PM  
Gibson's a lot more composed than I would be at that age in that situation.  He's looking really good
 
2014-05-10 11:19:15 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Gibson's a lot more composed than I would be at that age in that situation.  He's looking really good


And that why he's in kids....
 
2014-05-10 11:22:03 PM  

soopey: Looks like everyone went to bed after the Bruins/Habs game.


SvenGoolie on MeTV.
 
2014-05-10 11:22:32 PM  
Wow, zero SOG by the Ducks that period.  I don't think I've ever seen that from them before.
 
2014-05-10 11:27:22 PM  
If the Kings dominate like they did in the 2nd they've got a good shot of coming back, but they're gonna need to tighten up the PP a lot.
 
2014-05-10 11:39:05 PM  
CHARLIZE THERON DOESNT AGE
 
2014-05-10 11:40:28 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-10 11:41:03 PM  
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-10 11:47:33 PM  
That will be 4
 
2014-05-10 11:47:55 PM  
Aw fk, double minor.
SIGH.
 
2014-05-10 11:51:51 PM  
One down, one to go.
Come on Kings!

...Thank you Jones!
 
2014-05-10 11:53:03 PM  
Heh, now that's an aggressive PK!
 
2014-05-10 11:54:26 PM  
Man Toffoli has an amazing release.  So quick.
 
2014-05-10 11:55:05 PM  

Gawdzila: One down, one to go.
Come on Kings!

...Thank you Jones!


Which one?  Doctor?  Sonarman?  James Earl?
 
2014-05-10 11:56:32 PM  
I'm having a grand time watching Jones and Gibson. We need new goalies with a few guys near or should be nearing retirement.
 
2014-05-11 12:01:23 AM  
F**king SHOOT, jeezus
 
2014-05-11 12:03:41 AM  
GODDAMNIT!
 
2014-05-11 12:05:41 AM  

ytterbium: I'm having a grand time watching Jones and Gibson. We need new goalies with a few guys near or should be nearing retirement.


I agree...if we can get rid of Quick, Lundqvist, etc we can let goalies like Tuukka Rask shine.
 
2014-05-11 12:08:42 AM  

jaylectricity: ytterbium: I'm having a grand time watching Jones and Gibson. We need new goalies with a few guys near or should be nearing retirement.

I agree...if we can get rid of Quick, Lundqvist, etc we can let goalies like Tuukka Rask shine.


I was of guys thinking like Giguere and Brodeur, bless their hearts ;)
 
2014-05-11 12:09:31 AM  
Pfeh.
Kings could have had this series by the neck, but they only played for 2.5 periods out of 6.
 
2014-05-11 12:09:39 AM  
With the empty net at the other end, Gibson needs to flip the puck down that way to make his playoff intro complete....
 
2014-05-11 12:09:39 AM  
I can no think good type.
 
2014-05-11 12:10:57 AM  
Break glass, break. What a douche.
 
2014-05-11 12:10:59 AM  

ytterbium: jaylectricity: ytterbium: I'm having a grand time watching Jones and Gibson. We need new goalies with a few guys near or should be nearing retirement.

I agree...if we can get rid of Quick, Lundqvist, etc we can let goalies like Tuukka Rask shine.

I was of guys thinking like Giguere and Brodeur, bless their hearts ;)


Giggy already said he's retiring.  Didn't you see him skating with Teemu at the end of the Ducks final home game?  It got real dusty for a minute or three there.
 
2014-05-11 12:11:11 AM  
nite nite
 
2014-05-11 12:11:16 AM  
And that's it.  Two all, Anaheim to serve.
 
2014-05-11 12:12:57 AM  

ytterbium: jaylectricity: ytterbium: I'm having a grand time watching Jones and Gibson. We need new goalies with a few guys near or should be nearing retirement.

I agree...if we can get rid of Quick, Lundqvist, etc we can let goalies like Tuukka Rask shine.

I was of guys thinking like Giguere and Brodeur, bless their hearts ;)


There's another one in your line of thinking that I can't think of right now.
 
2014-05-11 12:13:01 AM  
Wow, 1st game - shutout
1st playoff game - shutout
Gibson's got a good start to his career going.

/feeling much better about the series now.  It may go to 7 but I still think the Ducks will take it.
 
2014-05-11 12:13:52 AM  

Recoil Therapy: ytterbium: jaylectricity: ytterbium: I'm having a grand time watching Jones and Gibson. We need new goalies with a few guys near or should be nearing retirement.

I agree...if we can get rid of Quick, Lundqvist, etc we can let goalies like Tuukka Rask shine.

I was of guys thinking like Giguere and Brodeur, bless their hearts ;)

Giggy already said he's retiring.  Didn't you see him skating with Teemu at the end of the Ducks final home game?  It got real dusty for a minute or three there.


Awww, I didn't see that and somehow missed the announcement. It was time but still sad.
 
2014-05-11 12:15:15 AM  

ytterbium: Recoil Therapy: ytterbium: jaylectricity: ytterbium: I'm having a grand time watching Jones and Gibson. We need new goalies with a few guys near or should be nearing retirement.

I agree...if we can get rid of Quick, Lundqvist, etc we can let goalies like Tuukka Rask shine.

I was of guys thinking like Giguere and Brodeur, bless their hearts ;)

Giggy already said he's retiring.  Didn't you see him skating with Teemu at the end of the Ducks final home game?  It got real dusty for a minute or three there.

Awww, I didn't see that and somehow missed the announcement. It was time but still sad.


Well then hang on a second, I'll go find it.  It's worth watching.
 
2014-05-11 12:15:23 AM  

jaylectricity: ytterbium: jaylectricity: ytterbium: I'm having a grand time watching Jones and Gibson. We need new goalies with a few guys near or should be nearing retirement.

I agree...if we can get rid of Quick, Lundqvist, etc we can let goalies like Tuukka Rask shine.

I was of guys thinking like Giguere and Brodeur, bless their hearts ;)

There's another one in your line of thinking that I can't think of right now.


Khabibulin?
 
2014-05-11 12:20:19 AM  
No...probably somebody who was at the top of his game when I was playing 1993 nhlpa. Ed Belfour maybe?
 
2014-05-11 12:21:39 AM  
ytterbium:
Giggy already said he's retiring.  Didn't you see him skating with Teemu at the end of the Ducks final home game?  It got real dusty for a minute or three there.

Awww, I didn't see that and somehow missed the announcement. It was time but still sad.


Here you go.  There's a Paul Kariya sighting (along with Sakic) at around 1:00.  Then at about 2:30-2:40 you can see Jiggy handing Teemu the game puck (which it looked like he was planning on keeping himself until he got hauled out onto the ice by Teemu).  They both will be missed

/here's the full end of OT & the postgame stuff
 
2014-05-11 12:24:16 AM  

jaylectricity: ytterbium: jaylectricity: ytterbium: I'm having a grand time watching Jones and Gibson. We need new goalies with a few guys near or should be nearing retirement.

I agree...if we can get rid of Quick, Lundqvist, etc we can let goalies like Tuukka Rask shine.

I was of guys thinking like Giguere and Brodeur, bless their hearts ;)

There's another one in your line of thinking that I can't think of right now.


Nabokov?
 
2014-05-11 12:32:17 AM  

Recoil Therapy: jaylectricity: ytterbium: jaylectricity: ytterbium: I'm having a grand time watching Jones and Gibson. We need new goalies with a few guys near or should be nearing retirement.

I agree...if we can get rid of Quick, Lundqvist, etc we can let goalies like Tuukka Rask shine.

I was of guys thinking like Giguere and Brodeur, bless their hearts ;)

There's another one in your line of thinking that I can't think of right now.

Nabokov?


That was going to be my next guess, how about the obvious Thomas?

That Giggy/Teemu video made me a bit weepy/smiley, so sweet and made me love hockey even more.
 
2014-05-11 12:35:19 AM  

ytterbium: how about the obvious Thomas?


haha, wow, I had actually typed his name in one of my last responses and erased it because I wondered if I'd just look like a homah.
 
2014-05-11 12:35:57 AM  
last response

/last post
 
2014-05-11 01:39:19 AM  
watched the games from the bar tonight.  Just checking in to keep the streak alive.  Must pass out now.
 
2014-05-11 02:49:13 AM  
Missed all games, damn this having to work overnight, long since missed playoff hockey thread streak.  But both games kinda went how I wanted, so ehh.

/back to work
//then sleep
 
2014-05-11 07:48:32 AM  
montreal must be so salty today. cant wait for tomorrow
 
2014-05-11 08:56:27 AM  
I'll just leave this here...

scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net
You mad, PK?
 
2014-05-11 09:26:06 AM  
I had to wake up at the ass-crack of dawn to catch a ride down to Ocean Reef Club. Get to take a nice yacht ride back to Jupiter, about a 3 hour trip. Hence why I went to bed to early.

If I see some cool stuff along the way I'll post pics here or in the thread for tonight's game if one gets green while we're on the voyage.
 
2014-05-11 09:30:13 AM  
fatalvenom:If I see some cool stuff along the way I'll post pics here or in the thread for tonight's game if one gets green while we're on the voyage.

Or if you get green while on the voyage....

/cookie tossing can be amusing as long as it isn't you doing the tossing
//or cleaning up...
 
2014-05-11 09:42:30 AM  

keylock71: I'll just leave this here...

You mad, PK?


Some of the vapid twits that infest the media these days are demanding that Thornton gets fined for what he did.  Fined for that?!?  OFFS, just shut up & go away.  Him & PK trolling each other & the retaliation that comes later are part of what's making this series great & a worthy addition to the long Boston/Montreal history of not liking each other.  He didn't try to split PK in two with his stick, he didn't take off his skate & stab him with it, he squirted an ounce or so of water at him.  Was it a distraction?  I'm sure that it was - slightly.  Could it have been a penalty? Sure, a 2min bench minor would have been fully justified.  But this after the fact hand wringing & tsk tsking demanding fines & other nonsense is just that - nonsense.  Behind the scenes/away from the main action stuff like that is what makes the games so much fun.  You should be encouraging clean trolling like this rather than the knee/head/nutsack hunting that can really hurt someone but is essentially ignored by the head office.

Bunch of morans running the asylum, it really is.
 
2014-05-11 09:52:32 AM  

Recoil Therapy: fatalvenom:If I see some cool stuff along the way I'll post pics here or in the thread for tonight's game if one gets green while we're on the voyage.

Or if you get green while on the voyage....

/cookie tossing can be amusing as long as it isn't you doing the tossing
//or cleaning up...


I have pretty good sea legs, not to mention we're on a 50' Sabre and the seas are light. Should be a nice ride, brought some Gansetts and I'll probably pop one when were passing Miami in Biscayne Bay.
 
2014-05-11 09:52:40 AM  

keylock71: I'll just leave this here...

[scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x478]
You mad, PK?


HAHA!!
 
2014-05-11 10:01:57 AM  

Recoil Therapy: keylock71: I'll just leave this here...

You mad, PK?

Some of the vapid twits that infest the media these days are demanding that Thornton gets fined for what he did.  Fined for that?!?  OFFS, just shut up & go away.  Him & PK trolling each other & the retaliation that comes later are part of what's making this series great & a worthy addition to the long Boston/Montreal history of not liking each other.  He didn't try to split PK in two with his stick, he didn't take off his skate & stab him with it, he squirted an ounce or so of water at him.  Was it a distraction?  I'm sure that it was - slightly.  Could it have been a penalty? Sure, a 2min bench minor would have been fully justified.  But this after the fact hand wringing & tsk tsking demanding fines & other nonsense is just that - nonsense.  Behind the scenes/away from the main action stuff like that is what makes the games so much fun.  You should be encouraging clean trolling like this rather than the knee/head/nutsack hunting that can really hurt someone but is essentially ignored by the head office.

Bunch of morans running the asylum, it really is.


Agreed... I couldn't care less what the Peanut Gallery has to say, anyway, though... PK plays the same games, so he shouldn't be shocked when those tactics get used against him, and neither should Canadien fans and talking heads. Though I'm sure they're calling for a full Police investigation. : )

I thought it was hilarious, myself.
 
2014-05-11 10:09:57 AM  

fatalvenom: Recoil Therapy: fatalvenom:If I see some cool stuff along the way I'll post pics here or in the thread for tonight's game if one gets green while we're on the voyage.

Or if you get green while on the voyage....

/cookie tossing can be amusing as long as it isn't you doing the tossing
//or cleaning up...

I have pretty good sea legs, not to mention we're on a 50' Sabre and the seas are light. Should be a nice ride, brought some Gansetts and I'll probably pop one when were passing Miami in Biscayne Bay.


'Tis the Season! Enjoy!

scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2014-05-11 10:11:01 AM  

fatalvenom: Recoil Therapy: fatalvenom:If I see some cool stuff along the way I'll post pics here or in the thread for tonight's game if one gets green while we're on the voyage.

Or if you get green while on the voyage....

/cookie tossing can be amusing as long as it isn't you doing the tossing
//or cleaning up...

I have pretty good sea legs, not to mention we're on a 50' Sabre and the seas are light. Should be a nice ride, brought some Gansetts and I'll probably pop one when were passing Miami in Biscayne Bay.


Sounds nice, enjoy the ride.  It's been far too long since I've been out on the water.  I spent a couple of my teenage years (summer weekends mainly) helping a neighbor crew his 39' (I think, it's been a loooong time) sailboat for various races out in SF Bay.  Now with the wisdom that comes with age & experience I realize that they wanted me along, not only for my size (large), strength (even as a teenager I was pretty powerful) & energy (oh what I wouldn't give to have the same energy & recovery time that I did then) but because while indeed we did 'race', having me along guaranteed them at least one sober person in the boat.  Good times, good times...
 
2014-05-11 10:11:43 AM  
i1045.photobucket.com

Away we go....
 
2014-05-11 10:25:43 AM  

keylock71: fatalvenom: Recoil Therapy: fatalvenom:If I see some cool stuff along the way I'll post pics here or in the thread for tonight's game if one gets green while we're on the voyage.

Or if you get green while on the voyage....

/cookie tossing can be amusing as long as it isn't you doing the tossing
//or cleaning up...

I have pretty good sea legs, not to mention we're on a 50' Sabre and the seas are light. Should be a nice ride, brought some Gansetts and I'll probably pop one when were passing Miami in Biscayne Bay.

'Tis the Season! Enjoy!


i1045.photobucket.com

Brought some Summer Ales, Bohemians and some originals.

Should make the trip. If not I have to slum to Miller Lite.
 
2014-05-11 01:30:30 PM  
So next time I'm wherever the hell they are, I'm visiting these guys. They seem like the right kind of people.
 
2014-05-11 01:59:23 PM  

RumsfeldsReplacement: WHY DOES BARTKOWSKI PLAY?

For fark's sake Meszaros isn't THAT bad.

^^^  This

 
2014-05-11 02:11:48 PM  
So what's the final score on the drink naming?  I know Goonjuice won, I'm just wondering by how much.
 
2014-05-11 02:32:03 PM  

robertus: So next time I'm wherever the hell they are, I'm visiting these guys. They seem like the right kind of people.


Woooooo that will have to be part of the World Fark Party Hockey Fans Hockey Outing in October. Grayslake isn't that far from Rosemont and I believe a certain Chicago Farker who hasn't been around playoff threads this year lives out that way.
 
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